how are we doing fellas

i wish for my elden ring brainworms to go away now so i can go back to drawing my ocs

"please, i don't have any balls or kidneys left that i can bargain away. please just vote for me."

Sirius could've literally escaped Azkaban at any point. Literally the minute he actually wanted to he just did it. He could've escaped on day one. He probably didn't because he expected Dumbledore or Remus to prove his innocence straight away. And when that didn't come he probably stayed because he believed he deserved it for making Peter secret keeper. Just gonna go cry in the corner for a while.

PLEASE let me get plot-mandated 1 million dollars PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/Currently translating @quasar-crew‘s Language Barriers into Vietnamese (yes. niche fandom into an even niche-r language, but who cares, anws) Let Wild suffer the NG

Someone please tell my body that the fight or flight response is for lions, not sitting in a room with my boss.

frantically reloading my browser until jjk season 2 pops up so i can watch it asap

after sitting here and trying to start start and restart my brain like a lawn mower for 3 hours i can finally conclude that today just sucks

Spunge x Dandidoo doing that “Lady and the Tramp” thing¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wtf is wrong with me I’ve been mentally preparing myself to start homework for 3 hours now

SURELY DR. VENTURE WILL TAKE THIS MOMENT, WHILE I AM AT MY WEAKEST STATE, BEDRIDDEN WITH A HURTY TOE, TO REVEAL THAT HE HAS BEEN LYING LIKE A COBRA POISED TO STRIKE. SURELY ANY SECOND NOW HIM AND HIS GIANT SWEDISH KILLING MACHINE ARE GOING TO SHOW UP CURSING MY NAME AND BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR. ANY SECOND NOW. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN. IM SERIOUS. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY. YOUD HAVE TO BE A FRIGGIN RUBE TO WASTE IT.

I dont need to buy crab in real life im waiting for carcinisation

when you reblog, tell us what languages in the tags!!

In my latest video on Grim Fandango I hit rock bottom.

Full video:

So here I am, getting comfy on the couch while Estelle is determinedly getting in the way because she wants my attention and i finally settle in...

and I realize I left my gatorade sitting on the kitchen counter

sick person recovery problems; I just wanna veg on the couch mindlessly (or maybe watch the latest Flash episode while writing a running commentary) so why can't my drink just magically appear now?

but also I'm realizing it's lunch time and I should have food. My appetite isn't exactly back, but I did manage buttered bread for breakfast and I was thinking instant mashed potatoes for lunch so I might as well make that while I'm up getting my gatorade

... i don't wanna get up, I'm comfy :(