How have you been, Monarch, still hating on Dr. Venture as usual?

I FUCKING WISH. MY LIFE IS HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSES. HAVE I SAID THAT RECENTLY?

GETTING MAD AS HELL AND ACTING RASHLY IS A FAVORITE PASSTIME OF MINE

WHENEVER THERES AN ORGY IN TOWN THERES ALWAYS ONE DUDE WHO SHOWS UP, EATS ALL THE BISQUE AT THE BUFFET TABLE, DOESNT SUCK ANYONES DICK, THEN JUST GOES HOME

THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY LADIES POSTING TITS ON HERE. YOU KNOW ITS NORMALLY MOSTLY CROTCHETY OLD DUDES POSTING NUTS ON MAIN RATHER THAN HOT LADIES SENDING SCANTILY CLAD TIT PHOTOS FOR ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS ON THESE TYPES OF FORUMS. NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS HOW LUCKY THEY HAVE IT. BACK IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO WADE THROUGH FIFTY OF THE SAGGIEST COCKS YOU COULD IMAGINE TO EVEN CATCH A GLIMMER OF ONE (1) SINGLE BOOB.

IM TALKING LIKE NOT EVEN FULL MAST. LIKE FLACCID ZERO EFFORT DOWNSHOT DICK PICS.

1900 POSTS IS TOO MANY POSTS. WHO LET ME SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON HERE. WHO LET IT GET THIS BAD.

CONTINUING MY GENERAL SENSE OF NEEDLESS DISDAIN FOR EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE THINGS I LIKE

I LOVE TO POST. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT IF IM NOT CONSTANTLY BEING DROWNED IN ATTENTION ID KILL MYSELF.

ME WAVING MY HAND GAYLY TO GESTURE THAT IM ALL SET AS SOME CIRCUMSTANCE ATTEMPTS TO HAND ME THE CONSEQUENCES TO MY ACTIONS: NONE FOR ME THANKS

What would you get at a McDonalds drive thru? 🍔🍟🥤

YOU GUYS ARE ALL EXTREMELY FASCINATED BY MY FOOD ORDERS ARENT YOU. I ALWAYS GET A CHEESEBURGER.

AND EVERYTIME I SAY: I WILL NOT BE DOING THAT

LIFE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME DOWNLOAD 'IMAGES' AND 'LINKS' AND 'FILES'

LIFE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME DOWNLOAD 'IMAGES' AND 'LINKS' AND 'FILES'

GOING TO JUST START TACKING UP HUGE LISTS OF EVERY EMBARASSING THING VENTURE HAS EVER DONE OUTSIDE HIS DOOR LIKE WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING 16'TH CENTURY. MAYBE THAT WILL GET ME SOMEWHERE.

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

⚠ dont listen to that other guy. you clearly wont eat sandwiches unless theyre cut diagonally

THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE, YES. THEY TASTE BETTER DIAGONAL.

⚠️has me drive to canada once every two months to get more eyebrow wax

OH SUCK IT UP ITS NOT THAT FAR.

⚠ refuses to eat a sandwich if it doesn't have the crusts cut off

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I (THE MONARCH) LOVE THE CRUSTS.