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hello just wanted to say, reyes AND price??? u have the best taste in fictional men :3 (in other words, i also love reyes and price and ur latest post about the ow x cod crossover has my two braincells buzzing)
DILF CENTRAL HERE
I swear I'm gonna write some smut with them when I get the time bcs yyddrssfhnyygyy ????
#anon ilu#also lol okay so i have a reyes tattoo on my calf but no one allow me to get a price tattoo okay#hnnng im having unholy thoughts about them both
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Ngl, with the post mentioning magic pocket puss I was halfway convinced that the post was going to go in that direction, Altough twin telepathy is delicious as well…. BUT:
The magic sextoy trope in full action, no idea HOW it happens, no idea WHY it happens, maybe one of the twins made a very lovelorn, half joking request to a legendary one night after they had a little bit too much to drink, but one of the twins accidentally ends up with a psychic connection to the other ones favorite sextoy.
Emmet jolting awake one night because he feels the phantom sensation of someone lubing up his dick, maybe even sucking on it a little before he realizes that suddenly the space around his cock seems to grow a lot wetter and tighter and HOTTER and his first thought after some panic is just “Extremly weird sleep amnesia” or “Verrrrry interesting wet dream” but he decides to enjoy it, while unbeknownst to him Ingo has currently stuck his favorite dildo onto the shower tiles and is biting his own knuckles and prays that the sound of the running water drones the desperate moans of his brothers name out enough.
Ingo staying a bit longer at work one night, having sent Emmet home just a bit earlier, he’s gonna do the Paperwork for him today, the days been stressful enough, suddenly doubling over and having to grab the edge of the desk because … Somehow someone is fucking his ass. He’s getting- oh Arc how? It doesn’t even hurt, how is this-? And all he can do is take it and fumble with his fly to take his cock out as he’s just fucked by an invisible force in JUST the right way and hope that nobody tries to investigate where does obscene noises are coming from… Meanwhile Emmet is using his time off in the best way he can think off without the fear of Ingo catching on to who hes calling out for while hes playing with his favorite fleshlight .
yes!!!! anon you get me so well thank you for the glorious food 🙏
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Anyone who doesn’t know that you go home and become they/them sometimes really hasn’t been paying attention to you!
LMFAO
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Lilli, when you were child, what did you dream of being when you grew up?
“ Uh... Vell... Heh. You know... Just... something zhat kids vant to become zhen zhey are all grown up, and heh. “
She was kind of flustered already at the question. Because Lilli could fully remember what she always had wanted to become as a kid. Children had so many strange wishes, and strange visions of their future. And she had been no different.
“ Don’t laugh, okay? But I... Vhen I vas a kid, I vanted to become a hero. Heh. Pretty stupid actually. And funny now because I am far from zhat. “
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I don't know you personally, but I think you and Taylor as a couple together would be too chaotic, I hope I'm not being rude. So, what do you think about personality compatibility in general?
you have no idea how much of a compliment I take this as. omg.
in all honesty and generally speaking from what he shows online, i know our personalities wouldn't be compatible. at all. He's go go go. Always climbing some mountain, jumping off some boat, hiking, at some gym, just over all active. I'm very much not that
my idea of fun would be cuddling on the couch watching a movie with some weed and munchies.
#anon ilu#of course this is all in fun#just to be clear#i don't really think i hold a chance#or would even try#i don't know the guy#i love what he puts out online for us to see#that's all#but omg thank you for saying we'd be too chaotic together#tzp#menace
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I'm the anon from a while ago who said they liked your portrayals but was curating their space because of Dove. I'm not very good with horror themes, written or otherwise, which is why I've given them an arm's length hold like. "I love you but I can't really stand horror". But, given you're willing to talk about it so I can feel comfortable rping with Dove, I'd be more than happy to come off anon to talk it over. I really do enjoy how you write them, it's just horror that I'm no good with is all.
Hell yeah, I'm definitely willing to chat about what works for you! The vast majority of Dove's horror themes don't come to the surface anyways, unless I'm leaning into it like I did for April Fools'. In general, unless someone actively is asking for the horror themes, I keep within what we see from XIV anyways. Thank you for being willing to talk to me!
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Have you seen this tveet?
"I can't believe people are trying to #canceltheradiodemon when she literally threw the first brick at stonewall"
You were at stonewall??
⌖ Sure! And @ruddygore gave me the brick! HELLO!!
#⌖ online#⌖ answers#anonymous#// HELLO ANON this is the FUNNIEST thing EVER#Please know she is DYING behind the screen. She is yelling. She is hollering. LMAO this is the funniest way to uncancel her#anon ILU
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I’m sure I’m the last person to know this but I just discovered that Kael shows up in Shadowlands and it absolutely made my day. Every time I interact with him I’m like hey that’s Kangoo’s guy!! That’s my blorbo in law!!
🥺 that’s so sweet oh my god
he IS my guy!!! give him a kiss on the cheek for me and thank you for looking out for this bastard bitch boy (affectionate)
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I said it in the early 2010s and I'll say it again. I don't understand aphobia at all especially from within the queer community like we've all faught to EXIST and date and fuck who we want, but some of yall can't accept there are people out there who don't wanna fuck at all? or don't feel sexually attraction? or don't wanna date? or don't feel romantic attraction? get your head out of your ass???
we're all here to date and fuck unless we're not. it's that easy
#bo posting#talky#do i tag this or do i just set it free to my majority ace followers#specifically mutuals#like most of yall are aspec too and ilu#acespec#asexual#aromantic#if i get one stupid comment btw im shutting it down#wont argue with anons either hfjfjd#block on sight babeyyy dont test me
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do you have any other ships you like besides kakagai?
Yes :)
(The moss sold me on it, I love you, The Moss)
#i was gonna use much cuter art but this is funnier#sorry for leaving your ask to rot in the field anon#ilu#gaara#rock lee#gaalee#i guess!#jvasks#jvart#nart
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babpy.
#pizza tower#peppino#arts#mine#happy pride; heres a little otter for u#hes like very early 20s here#happy and unbothered before the Horrors happened#it is NOT his 30s bc he needs to exude raw dilf energy by that point#but for now he is anxious and sweet and awkward#not that i dont draw him like that already but its like 10x here#its PALPABLE#okay mwah i will hopefully come back w more than just sketches that mean nothing skjfsdjkfdhfhsk#i have LITERALLY been on this commission for WEEKS i need someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery i swear#im going to finish the lines TODAY like i cant be this person i cant keep coming back to this fucking comm w no progress ill simply Die#its like singlehandedly preventing me from doing anything else; its making a mental block waaaaaaaau#but i feel like i am breaking through it today. at least i HOPE i am sdkjfsdjkfjsdkf#um if u are still here ilu. send me some anons; i want to be chatty but the messages i have feel like i need to respond w essays#and i literally. cannot.#at least until i get my head screwed on properly again
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Hello! I am the tumblr anon who keeps getting you stuff from your wishlists. i was having a horrid day, went to your throne selfishly to see if you had anything that would cheer me up, then realized that i couldn't think of anything to buy for myself that i wanted, so i settled on buying stuff for an internet stranger that they wanted, hoping that at least that might make things in the world somewhat brighter. hope it worked!
MY ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR
i was actually going to post about my throne wishlist ONCE AGAIN getting cleared out, because my stuff got here
and while throne alerted me to the fact that i would soon be receiving many novelty beverages to drink while listening to a podcast about alex jones, i did NOT realize there were also AMAZON WISHLIST ITEMS
so now my desk at work finally has a matching pink cat paw mousepad, and i have a little cold roller for my aching feets, and a special serum distributor to distribute serums on my scalp. i don't actually have any serums right now so i cannot review it but now that i have a special thing i'm gonna invest in some serums.
here are my reviews thus far of NOVELTY BEVERAGES, which you did not ask for but i'm doing it anyway
so i added an olipop sampler to my throne wishlist because i was intrigued but wary. they have a health angle and stevia so it seemed like it would taste bad. but i liked their design and also i didn't mind the stevia in that apple pie tea, so i thought maybe i got over my stevia thing
olipop cream soda: this was a bad one to try first because the flavor profile of a traditional cream soda is mostly sugar. it's just vanilla sugar, carbonated. so a sugar-free version is very stevia-forward. there's not enough other flavor to overpower the weird mouthfeel. i can drink it but it needs to be chilled and sipped in small amounts, maybe in a fancy glass.
olipop root beer: tbh i may have been wrong about the cream soda because this one also had weird overpowering Something flavor. i assume it's the stevia but maybe it's their proprietary blend of plant fibers, which is a weird thing to flex about your soda having. as a sarsaparilla and birch beer enjoyer, i like more bite than a standard root beer, and this has less. you'd think with their branding they'd be able to really lean hard on MEDICINAL ROOT FLAVORS but instead they chickened out and made it so mild it's barely different from the cream soda.
i haven't tried the other olipop flavors yet, but will report back with my findings
i also got a wild bill's craft soda sampler because. it looked good. and i was right. also now they keep sending me emails like YEEHAW PARDNER THANKS FOR BUYING OUR PRODUCT HOWDY GIDDY UP
wild bill's strawberry cream soda: it's so good. you can tell it's bad for you. the strawberry flavor is powerful and candy-like. it's like one of those crunchy grandma strawberry hard candies, in drink form.
wild bill's rocket pop soda: literally tastes like a melted popsicle got carbonated. it's everything i dreamed. i cannot possible afford to drink this regularly but i want to.
i haven't tried grape or orange cream yet but i'm guessing they'll be good. their website says they have a ring pop flavor now and i wanna try it so bad.
i'm also very excited to try the hot cocoa when it gets here, and to have more of the tasty beef jerky :3
#original#THANK YOU ANON ILU#i am sipping my rocket pop with glee#and i am so glad you got me the olipop so i could try it without feeling terrible
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Request for Anonymous who wanted Loid doing his "cunty little walk"
#warframe#whispers in the walls#loid#excalibur#wfstuff gif#gif#tennocon 2023#tennocon spoilers#ur so valid anon ilu
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with the dc inside joke thing, do you think there was an element of bullying (as such) going on with dc/mark maybe other drivers towards seb? not just on a commentating level but just in general. i’ve always wondered since obviously after 2010 there seemed to be a lot of snide and unkind remarks about seb and things like that
i'll start out right by saying that i take seb at face value when he said that kimi was the only one who would really talk to him when he first joined f1, which was a big deal! which i mention because i sort of think that precludes a lot of, idk, classic bullying behavior, except ofc the silent treatment, which even if that's 'normal' in f1 i can easily believe that seb felt it was rather pointed and internalized it.
i think the red bull drivers is another can of worms because they would've been observing seb get the golden child treatment for years. so i kind of have to imagine that the 'inside jokes' and snide comments and everything are partly venting frustration and/or jealousy. something else about it that puts a terrible taste in my mouth is that dc and mark etc have the luxury of crafting their comments in their first language, and delivering them to the british media who they already knew was firmly on their side from the schumi years. maybe they felt like their comments were tit for tat, especially if they were kept aware of helmut marko's comments to german-language media and counted them, or that they felt like they were doing something important by making sure seb's ego was cut down to size, but. well. i guess i'll sum up by saying that it's classic bully thinking to excuse poor behavior by acting like it's a level playing field and the key power imbalances, eh?
oh yeah and again i'll reiterate that we only know the public-facing side of it and maybe seb laughed at more of it than we know but idk. my mama taught me that kindness is free 🤷♀️
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do you think MK is gonna have a circlet arc?? Going along with your eldritch mk theory jt could parallel his past life being contained and also more parallels to SWK and MK how fun
This ask has haunted my ask box for 3 days. Circlet arc??? CIRCLET ARC???? THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE AND SO SO SO GOOD.
I have no idea if it would actually happen in show, but I have a feeling MK is at the very least going to have an "anti-circlet" arc. Go with me for a moment:
So, we know MK's bandana parallels Wukong's phoenix feathers in design, right?
MK with the two ends of his bandana and Wukong with the two feathers coming out of his cap.
However, MK's bandana is ALSO a parallel to Wukong's circlet:
And MK was given this bandana by Pigsy (presumably):
This is basically a long winded way to say that MK has already been "crowned", in a sense. Unlike Wukong, MK never needed to be controlled in the same way his mentor did at the beginning of his journey. MK, instead, was given morals and love by our wonderful Dadsy from a young age, which effectively functioned as a "circlet", if that makes sense.
So, the bandana, a symbol of both who he is/was raised to be and the crown, is already his circlet. As MK is now, he doesn't need a circlet to exert control over him because of who he is—a good kid who is trying his best to make the right choices.
But, you know, there was that really scary scene that one time where MK didn't exactly feel like MK and he kind of went off the rails...and...WHAT IS THAT
HIS BANDANA WAS DAMAGED BY HIMSELF IN AN EPISODE TITLED "Rip and Tear" !!?!??!?!?
SO.
Say MK were to rip his own bandana off, symbolically showing his complete decent into his "harbinger of chaos" role...that would mean another crown would have to go on to replace it, right?
Whether MK get's crowned symbolically with another bandana or an ACTUAL circlet remains to be seen, but the potential is definitely there! And I'm normal about it
#how fun#anon did you know SWK and MK parallels are my lifeblood#anyways#I'm completely fine!!!! I think about the line ''they will destroy you harbinger of chaos'' a normal amount!!!!!!#I'm sorry guys MK evil arc might be very real. Like not YET. Using his monkey form in the special was kinda a#Samadhi fire Mei situation where you wish it didn't have to happen but are kinda glad it did.#But like. There is going to be a time where Monkey form is not the answer yet it's the one MK gives and the bandana goes and we're FUCKED#Or at least like. That's what I'm speculating#So I don't know if MK will for sure have a circlet arc. But maybe I pray to god everyday he will. Maybe I want it really bad.#Look all I'm saying is that MK destroying his own friendship armor with his own power is NOT a good sign. Okay. thanks ilu#lmk#lmk mk#lmk theory#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#asks#eamk theory
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My dumbass thought y/n was pulling gummy worms out of Sun’s chest
tfw you're trying to get frisky w your robot bfs and find year old candy in their chassis. happens to the horse of us
#this isnt canon to venture highway bc y/n has helped them clean out several times even before leaving the plex but this ask mad me chortle#but if it was id imagine like. they intentionally put them there to play a prank on y/n a la “spilling my guts” and then forgot about them#lmao#anyway thanks anon ilu#my art#ventura highway#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sb#ask
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