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⌖ DEATH PENALTY: EXECUTION VIA HYDRAULIC PRESS 🤭
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radioconstructed · 20 hours
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Genuine questions, do you really want to know and why? Like do you want to pander to the fetishists or against
⌖ I DO want to know and why! I'm very CURIOUS!
⌖ I don't care to PANDER to fetishists, but there's only so much I'll do to DISSUADE them! There's a fetish for everyone and there's someone for every fetish! There's nothing I can do to entirely eliminate fetishism from my audience! No, no, I don't intend to DO anything about it -- I just find human sexuality to be FASCINATING!
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I think your shitposts are just fetish bait tbh
⌖ Which fetish am I baiting? 🤔
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radioconstructed · 22 hours
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⌖ GOOD EVENING!
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⌖ As I was falling asleep last night, my BRAIN posed the most INCOMPREHENSIBLE question: WHAT IF HELLKEA IS JUST FETISH BAIT?
⌖ I don't know what this MEANS! Was I contemplating the MAZE-LIKE STRUCTURE of the store? The peaceful atmosphere? The cheap self-assembled melamine? The FAKE SWEDISH MEATBALLS? WHO KNOWS! SOMETHING here was designed to appeal to SOMEONE'S FETISH! I KNOW IT!
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[ "Black hole vussy--" She's terminally online to figure out what a vussy is. She cackles.
Right. About that. She's not sure she can do that anymore. (Thanks, Adam. Boo, Adam.) "Unfortunately, it's indisposed at the moment -- got a little too adventurous, a little too confident, I'm sure my doctor is kvetching to his colleague about the things people do with their vussy, honestly, the decision-making that goes on --"
" -- what I mean is, have your husband bring it to me! I owe you a brick of coke, don't I? I'll send it with him as well!"]
[ @arachn0philia (x) In true boomer fashion, Allie does not have her phone on silent, and that text notification sound is the sound of a person screaming. (Kind of like Charlie's dial-connect tone.) Okay.
"Are those shibari knots?" A static-laced laugh. Surprised, pleasantly so. "Well done! I see some tight, uniform ropework -- not that I'd expect otherwise! Oho, it'll go right above my fireplace!" ]
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⌖ Ironically changing my USER NAME to RADIO FREE PENTAGRAM 😎
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radioconstructed · 2 days
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[ Speaking of being nuked.
Al may be seven feet of solid venison, but she's still the uncontested Beef Queen in this hotel. She's been beefing with Lucifer for months.
It takes less for her to outright snap at him, but she still does not like him. She still moves like cornered prey. She's skittish and her teeth stay bared.
Lucifer has an abundance of magic. She has very little of hers. He's been threatening her position in the hotel since day one, and she's been fighting tooth and limb to keep it.
It's frustrating how quickly he can accomplish something. It's frustrating how quickly he can undo her work. It takes her a full day to paint a set of kitchen cabinets. It takes him a second to repaint them.
Analog. She's so analog now.
Lucifer knows Al's been nuked. She couldn't have hidden it forever.
She's quick on her feet these days. She's so analog, he's not. Does he know how to repaint kitchen cabinets by hand? Does he know how to use, like, tools? Does he know how to daisy-chain string lights without starting an electrical fire? (She misses the days when she worked in a New Orleans community theatre.)
Half the fun of refinishing an interior is doing it by hand! Humans, much like Lucifer, like to create. Humans, unlike Lucifer, don't have much magic going for them.
"Art Therapy Night" will, until further notice, be led by the gracious facilities manager, who insisted that Angel should get to paint the kitchen cabinets pink. Charlie agrees with the design choice. The cabinets will, thusly, be hand-painted pink and Lucifer will not be undoing it. (Al hates it, but Lucifer hates it more, and that's what matters.) ]
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radioconstructed · 2 days
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[ If it weren't for Adam nuking her & her abilities to just magic up her music and set design like she used to, she'd make a shitpost troll cover music video on V*xTube of But Daddy I Love Him about Tom Trench. You're welcome, Tom. ]
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[ @arachn0philia (x) In true boomer fashion, Allie does not have her phone on silent, and that text notification sound is the sound of a person screaming. (Kind of like Charlie's dial-connect tone.) Okay.
"Are those shibari knots?" A static-laced laugh. Surprised, pleasantly so. "Well done! I see some tight, uniform ropework -- not that I'd expect otherwise! Oho, it'll go right above my fireplace!" ]
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⌖ THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!
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// From the few seconds we saw of Satan in the hb trailer, I can tell that Al's monsterfucker ass would think that's good shit. Wine & dine her a few times, and if y'all hit it off, you can get that sexual negotiations conversation ROLLING
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icebreakers
1: What’s your second favorite color?
2: What’s your favorite Disney character?
3: Do you like broccoli?
4: If you could drink the blood of any person, living or dead, who would it be?
5: What if their lover was watching?
6: What if they cried?
7: If you could go on vacation anywhere where would it be?
8: What was your favorite teacher’s name?
9: If you had to guesstimate, how many people have you killed in your imagination?
10: What color were their eyes?
11: What were their second favorite colors?
12: Who was your childhood crush?
13: If you are completely honest with yourself, do you think anyone has ever actually loved you?
14: Have you ever actually loved yourself?
15: Why are you crying?
16: How much do you like broccoli? Like, scale of 1-100
17: Continuing to cry isn’t really an answer
18: If you had to choose between love, respect, or being covered with the blood of your enemies, which would it be?
19: Wow, didn’t expect that answer. I just put that in there to be funny. Kind of a weird combination seeing you cry and say that at the same time, to be honest.
20: I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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⌖ BOO, TURN THE REBLOGS BACK ON FOR THIS POST!
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