unicorn concept, horns are their own separate species, highly magical, nonsentient, driven by instinct, need to be inside of a living creature to get nutrients, stab into a horse head, make the HORSE sentient and magical by altering its brain.

and the symbiote horn gets nutrients from the horses body.

horse is not in pain.

though becoming suddenly sapient is very upsetting for a lot of them.

scandinavians in hoyoverse. gross

ugh

sampo, he/him, himeko, she/her, and welt, he/him.

below has animal harm mentions! its for a silly joke but. [also this is why it has diluc/kaeya tags]

diluc, he/him, and kaeya, he/him.

Locket by Crumb

Read the tags before you look it up

Here's a tip for nonhuman whump:

Look at veterinary medicine, and try incorporating some of those symptoms in.

Is your werewolf whumpee in shock? They might display human symptoms, like rapid light pulse and fast breathing, but what about dog symptoms? Completely blanched tear ducts and almost pure white gums?

Or a tabaxi/catfolk whumpee, what if they're panting under extreme stress and no one around realizes this isn't normal, because they've seen it with canines?

Maybe an angel or avian whumpee with feathers torn and snapped, some of them without any feeling past the initial pain on the follicle, but broken blood feathers feeling excrutiating against open air?

Works for fantasy species with no equivalent too, seeing a dragon panting when they shouldn't could be terrifying to their rider, or an alien with rich green flesh and blood suddenly appearing to have pale blue gums after suffering blood loss works as well.

Looking up real medicine for things beyond humans can give your nonhumans a truly nonhuman feel, and might even help you learn about your own pet, and how to care for them better than ever.

Also please pray for my dog.

Little brother got mad at her earlier right as we were leaving to go to Walmart so I put her in the rv so she'd be safe until we got back and she found and ate a snickers bar I forgot I had and has been throwing up periodically ever since.

I know that it's good for her to throw it up but also I'm really worried about her and I can't afford to take her to the vet and I don't know what else to do. I'm going to give her some food and water and keep an eye on her for the next few days and hope for the best.

I feel really bad for her and I've made sure that all my snacks are out of reach now. I'm just terrified that I'm going to wake up tomorrow and she'll be gone. I know that's probably irrational but if anything happens to her I don't know what I'm going to do.

P. S. I know I'm inviting everyone to throw shade for putting her in this situation but I don't care. Say what you want. I need prayer from everyone else.

I'm such a mature and rational adult that I'm gonna joke about killing a kid's pet because they committed the crime of vaguely annoying in my general direction! That is definitely the response of a mature, rational, level headed person that deserves to be taken seriously!

What is wrong about gigi mentioning that ancient magic practiced by female priestesses cannot include something related to their wombs?? Blood, animal parts and other bodily substances are always mentioned to be used in ritualistic manners.

Buddy, that's some far right bioessentialist mysticism/pseudohistory she's pushing there. Literally the kind of thing Nazis and radfems go gaga over. Actual traditional uses of blood and body parts and whatnot are not like this.

The Narrator describing Herbert West: impossibly gorgeous, not even a twink but a kinky neoclassical fallen angel statue commissioned for a gay gentleman’s club, when he bleeds it’s like deer guts on snow, his hair is so thick but so fine and soft and blonde, he can enrapture me for hours with his pontification on life and medicine, his eyes are like an icy river I saw once when traveling through Michigan, there is something seriously wrong with him and I think he must either be extremely bipolar or is stealing amphetamines from the clinic or perhaps both

We had my niece over today and we gave her a chocolate bunny which we’ve still got even though it’s december (none of us like this particular brand and I have Allergies yay). My mum asked if she wanted to smash it. Her eyes LIT UP. So we put the chocolate bunny in a plastic bowl and my mum got the meat hammer and this sweet, shy little 4 year old in a floral dress said “do you think there’ll be blood?” with this face >:D. And I snorted into laughter because I wasn’t expecting THAT and my mum said “no, darling, it’s a chocolate bunny.” My niece went “awww” but grabbed the mallet anyway and went to TOWN. She had the time of her life. I filmed it all. When her mum got back from the bathroom I said “you’ll have a surprise video in your camera roll. Viewer discretion is advised.”

michael canonically eating a dog just confirms to me that he is not a picky eater in any sense like. man will eat burnt cookies out of the garbage and raw spaghetti, he doesn't care, food is food

except for spoiled things, he knows if something smells and/or looks like it's rotting it'll probably make him sick and he can't afford that as an unstoppable killing machine haghhaha

great moment in idylls of the queen is at the very beginning when they're trying to prove the apples were poisoned and mordred calls over one of the dogs to try one and it immediately keels over and dies and he's like hmmm....interesting.....let's see that again. and guinevere yells at him before he can kill another dog. he is also like 40 here.

Father. What would you do if I said I accidently stabbed Epona?

I WOULD BE AS UPSET AS YOU AND HELP YOU CARE FOR HER INJURY.

IF THIS IS NOT AS HYPOTHETICAL AS IT SEEMS, YOU WILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO TO REGAIN HER TRUST.

i really dont want my friend's dog be put down

it's not my decision but i'd rather us cut our losses with his leg and amputate it than to put him down.

he's still a puppy! he's so cute and he's healthy and he wants to play and be cuddled but his leg won't heal and we can't get the funds together to help her dog.

He's just a dog, he's not even my dog, but what if we can't afford to take care of him? my friend is suing the owner of the dog who bit him but what if that falls through? Court is expensive, lawsuits take time.

i wish there was more we can do.

i have so much anxiety about me hurting the people/animals i love 🕴️🕴️im sick of it dude i literally am just cutting fruit and my brain is like "hey use that knife to stab ur mother go go do it " and im like what or im petting my cat and my brain is like "it would be so easy to kill him right now" and im like i wanna kms and it makes me so fucking upset and scared of myself tbh i hate inttrusive thoughts i hate them

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