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edgamz · 9 months
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might as well post this one too :V
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Brett: Two years ago today, I married my best friend.
Brett: I mean Reagan was furious, but Andre and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.
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edgamz · 9 months
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I need everyone to know im their biggest fan
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: I need you to say those three words to me before I leave.
Brett: I love you.
Reagan: Try again.
Brett and Andre, exchanging looks: We will behave.
Reagan: Excellent.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Brett, running enthusiastically: Oh my god, Andre! Reagan! There's a message in my alphabet cereal!
Brett: It says "ooooooooo."
Andre: ...
Reagan: ...
Andre and Reagan, in sync: Brett, those are cheerios.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Gigi: I stand here before you, in sweatpants for the first time ever, to celebrate Reagan Ridley in a place where she spent much of her life, a bar in a house she was not invited to. 
Gigi: Reagan was... full of surprises. 
Gigi: I never knew if she was going to ruthlessly make fun of me, or totally objectify me in a way that was flattering, and also vaguely problematic. 
Gigi: Well - But whether she was lifting me up or calling me out I never felt quite so seen as when she saw me. 
Andre: … 
Andre: Reagan, I know you don't like it when people get all emotional about you, so I channeled all of my love for you into this song.
Andre, high on drugs: WOWOWOW WAWAWAWA DUNDUNDUDUN DUGADUNDUNDUN!
Andre: That's when the foam cannons go pshh! 
Andre: Explode outward! And then back to the song.
Andre: WOWOWOW WAWAWA-
Reagan: Okay, okay, we're good. Thank you. 
Andre: Yeah.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: I am, as the kids would say, awake?
Andre: Do you mean... Woke?
Reagan: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect.
Andre, sighing: You're lucky I like you.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Andre: I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called “Every time I’m depressed, I take a drink”.
Reagan: It’s already a game. It’s called “alcoholism”.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Andre and Gigi: [Reaches for the butter at the same time]
Brett, confused and hesitant: [Also reaches for the butter]
...
Rafe Masters : [Running through the door with butter] You called?
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: Andre never brings anything but drugs and bad advice.
Andre: That’s not true. Sometimes I bring pizza.
Reagan: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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