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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Andre and Gigi: [Reaches for the butter at the same time]
Brett, confused and hesitant: [Also reaches for the butter]
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Rafe Masters : [Running through the door with butter] You called?
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Rafe Masters: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.
Reagan: Okay. ‘Unique’ if it’s a boy and ‘Euphonious’ if it’s a girl.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Reagan, to the gang about Rafe: Everyone, I want you to meet Rafe, Rafe Masters. 
Rafe, laughing: Oh, the legendary study group. 
Rafe: I'm sorry it's taken me so long to build up the courage to meet you. I guess you can see why. 
Brett, Gigi, Andre, Glenn, and Myc: …
Glenn: Uh, is he ashamed of having a perfect jawline?
Gigi: And 0% body fat?
Rafe: Still can't believe she wants to marry me. A dumb old legendary secret agent who barely has an 8-pack. 
Brett, Gigi, Andre, Glenn, and Myc: …
Andre: Do you know what you look like?
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Rafe: You pretended to be dead 'cause you were trying to protect my feelings... with your harshness and all, because you love me.
Rafe: Oh, Reagan, don't you see? You and I are soul mates. 
Rafe: It makes so much sense! 
Reagan: … 
Reagan: Oh, but-
Rafe: No, Reagan, true love is rare, like a desert flower betwixt two oases, but true love's also very simple. 
Rafe: And right now, I'm just a boy, towering over a girl... asking her to admit she loves me. 
Brett: … 
Brett: I feel like his confession of love was a lot better than mine. 
Brett: Can I get a do-over? 
Reagan, running away: I need to step outside... for some air, and I will not be back for many days.
Brett: Reag, you can't just run away!
Rafe: You have to-
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