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Reagan: Thanks for helping me sober up Brett: it’s fine no worries Brett: all I did was hold the alcohol above your head, you just kept jumping for it and tired yourself out
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lunareclipsewritez · 1 year
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Reagan: It’s dark in here
Brett: Don’t worry babe I got this
Brett: *Stomps his feet*
Brett: *Skechers light up*
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 year
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JR: alright, I get it. You’re all without fathers-
Y/N: I’m not. F**kin’ love my dad.
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inc-cognito · 1 year
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Andre: I’m ambidextrous. Brett: That’s what’s up, bro. Love who you love.
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mu-esli · 1 year
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Andre: You wanna join the Illuminati? We're Cognito Inc! They're our rivals! Fuck them!
Gigi: Yeah, I know. You've been screaming "fuck the Illuminati" since you joined this company
Reagan: And only now I realize that I've been misinterpreting it all this time...
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jeena-says-hi · 1 year
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Brett: Are you alright? You don't look like you slept much last night.
Reagan: I got a solid eight minutes.
Reagan: Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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thesilentm0nk · 1 year
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literally Andre Lee if he had twitter
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visitor-on-earth · 1 year
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Brett: You're drunk
Reagan: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Brett
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fangirlneverlie · 1 year
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Brett: autism be damn I'm bisexual
Reagan: HA KNEW IT!
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ktkat99 · 1 year
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Tim- I've always wanted to be a spy! As a kid, I even had my own secret identity: whenever we were in public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid.
Jason-...
Bruce-...
Damian-...
Steph-...
Dick- Tim's repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...
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Mikey: Ah, yes. I've been expecting you.
Leo: What? How's that possible?
Mikey: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.
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Reagan: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Myc: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Andre: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Myc: Good thinking
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lunareclipsewritez · 1 year
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Brett: I was arrested for being too cool.
Reagan: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Clint: Don’t listen to Wade, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.
Wade: Ambien is a great drug! Really clarifies some things.
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inc-cognito · 1 year
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Ron: I discovered at a very early age, that if I talk long enough I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I'm God or truth is relative. And in either case: Booya.
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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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Sam: so are you and Cas together? You guys kinda seem like a couple
Dean: please, Cas is just a friend that makes me feel I'm home every time we make eye contact. And sure when I smell him I feel like a part of me that I never thought was missing is complete. That doesn't mean that I have romantic feelings for him though
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