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asterclaw · 7 months

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6, 8, 21 and 25!!! If you're still doing this, that is. Also have a good day/night RAGHH!!!!

6. Ppl tend to think I'm 18-23 lmao will never forget that one time when (back then I was 13) was asked if I'm gonna go to a univ soon or smthn like that 8. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE- I actually kinda... draw weird bs (horribly looking flowers) over my forearms to imitate tattoos... 21. Is nothing an option? :DDD The fact that I don't need anyone or anything to entertain me, I'm capable of doing that on my own 25. A perfect date.................... A night/twilight walk around a city, where the person gets me cappuccino or hot chocolate 👍

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iron-bullogna · 9 days

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autistic wizards just hit different

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #if you're mad people hc gale as autistic you're just ableist i fear #no i wont be taking any questions lmao #aggressively tags gale as autistic to make ableists mad #edited tag to add: my husband was one of them!!

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a2zillustration · 5 months

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I have put Gale in so many Situations™ because I always forget I have a potion that can do the exact same thing a spell slot can, sorry bud.

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#I also forgot turn based sneaking was a thing #so I sent Gale in after Astarion specifically bc I was like 'you're the only one that can cast greater invisibility enough times to get-#-both of you out of there' lmao #but yeah raise of hands who else hoards items until you forget you even have them #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #gale #astarion #karlach #comics #also pro tip for all you comic artists out there #if you don't want to draw something just draw a box and put words on it it's a very funny goof #breadweave

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froganni · 22 days

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Pearl's malicious compliance was really amusing :D

#pearlescentmoon #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft s10 #not really happy with either of these as full pieces lmao but got told to post them anyways by my friends :>#sometimes you redraw the same thing in your head like 20 times before you're happy with it #the first one i jokingly refer to as the anime intro #anywho...back to the bg3 abyss i go

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cozylittleartblog · 28 days

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i can finally say real and sincere words i dedicate my song to you

print on my etsy

#vocaloid #kagamine rin #art #kokoro #vocaloid fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #highlight reel #art prints #if you're seeing this a few hours after posting the print hasn't been listed yet im gonna do that when i wake up and this is queued lmao #so give it a second!!! it'll be there soon. cant take good pictures at 5 AM ;;;;#anyway every 6 years or so i draw kokoro fanart. first in middle school. then to dunk on middle school me. now to dunk on both of them #i got tired of spending days chipping away at pieces i wanted to sit down and make something in one sitting again #and i thought this would make a nice little print too. so i did this in like uhhh six hours #and that was still with distractions. did it all in one day though! yippie !#this prints so beautifully btw. could not believe what came out of my printer. and on matte paper too

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niinnyu · 9 months

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Bonding over food, excellent.

Thank you for this @galaxynajma :D:D

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thesoftboiledegg · 4 months

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#tweets #I HATE modern friendship culture so much holy shit #'don't talk to your friends about your problems'#'you're not entitled to your friends' time'#'it's toxic to ask your friends for help'#what do these people think a friend is #they don't want a friend they just want someone who doesn't exist until they want to vent about their lives or borrow money #and their own rules never apply to them lmao #the ones who share ten 'your friends don't owe you ANYTHING' posts in a row are always the ones who expect you to drop everything for them

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neverevan · 6 months

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Inspiration Saturday 📸

This wip is loosely based on this post of mine and based on the initial outline I expect it to total out around 20k, but I have like 3 much longer fics on my list before this, so it probably won't be written any time soon, but it wouldn't leave my mind today, so!

After a serious injury on the job, Eddie takes up light duty as the temporary Instagram Manager of the LAFD and even though he's now physically healed, he's still not ready to return to active duty. The job has its perks though; namely the new guy who joined the 118 shortly after Eddie left.

Tags and a longish snippet under the cut 💛

“Hey Diaz, sure you don’t want in on the action instead of playing around with your camera?” Buck asked, lifting his helmet a little, probably to see Eddie better in the harsh sunlight.

He had ash smudged all over his face, giving him a ragged edge that Eddie thought fit him just a little too well. His turnout coat was open, revealing just how tight his shirt hugged his body underneath.

“And what if I prefer the camera?” Eddie asked playfully. “And I told you to call me Eddie.”

“Not until you tell me what it’s short for.” Buck grinned at him teasingly and Eddie clicked the button on his camera again, to capture the way the sun hit his laugh lines; sue him, the man was gorgeous.

Buck had this weird thing for nicknames and though Eddie found it kind of endearing, he didn’t really understand why Buck didn’t just ask the team what his name was if he wanted to know so badly — maybe it was part of some kind of game that Eddie never learned the rules for.

“You know this year’s calendar is coming up.” Eddie said, lowering his camera back down to his chest.

“Yeah? Are you the one shooting it?” Buck stepped in closer, still holding the jaws of life in his hands while everyone continued packing up behind him.

“Why? Would that make you wanna do it more or less?”

Buck chuckled lightly, before swiping a gloved finger across the tip of his nose, leaving yet another black mark there.

“I don’t know. Am I gonna be the only one taking my clothes off?” He raised his eyebrows suggestively and Eddie only had time to roll his eyes jovially before he was cut off by Hen.

“Stop riling up the poor guy and help us put these away, I’m starving!”

“I’m n-not rili—” Buck stammered, all his earlier bravado suddenly gone.

“Come on Buckaroo, it’s lunch time.” Chimney chimed in as well, walking past them and dropping his medkit into the back of the ambulance.

Buck looked back at Eddie and shrugged sheepishly. “Duty calls.”

“Yeah... I gotta upload these too.” He lifted his camera with a sigh, indicating the pictures he just took.

“Well, I hope you got my good side.” Buck smiled at him with a mischievous glint in his eyes and Eddie just grinned back at him.

As if you have a bad side, he thought to himself.

“Buck, come on!” This time it was Bobby who yelled over, so they both knew that they ran out of time.

“Coming!” Buck called back, still not taking his eyes off of Eddie. “Take care, Diaz.” He added gently before he finally turned around and jogged away, leaving Eddie standing in the middle of the road, watching as the engine and the ambulance pulled away.

“Yeah, you too, Buckley.” He mumbled to no one in particular.

I was tagged by @disasterbuckdiaz and @watchyourbuck thank you mwuah 💛

✨no pressure tagging: @malewifediaz @spagheddiediaz @daffi-990 @jeeyuns @ladydorian05 @steadfastsaturnsrings @eowon @heartshapedvows @nmcggg @rainbow-nerdss @jamespearce9-1-1 @eddiebabygirldiaz @theotherbuckley @thewolvesof1998 @fortheloveofbuddie @evanbegins

#look I have like one new wip a day #these boys are doing things to me I can't put into words #also I have no idea what's with me and mini mood boards but I hope you're having a good time with them cuz I am lmao #also also I don't know why they can only talk in questions #😅#buddie #911 #wip #the insta fic

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shriggy-the-rat-king · 6 months

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Ianthony priest/demon AU because it's been on my mind since that promo was released. Yes, I'm still trying to write a fic about this but in the meantime i made art :3c

This was a bit of an experiment as it's a bit different than my usual style. I'm also trying to learn to use Clip Studio, so it was a fun exercise. Alternate version without the bi lighting under the cut!

#smosh #ianthony #ian and anthony #ian hecox #anthony padilla #smosh AU #blasphemy #??? just in case idk lmao #i can count on my fingers the times i've drawn jesus in my life and this. well this is certainly one of them #priest/demon ship #pastor ian #demon anthony #smosh fanart #funeral roast #are anthony's tattoos accurate? no <3 #i had fun drawing squiggles #if anyone from smosh by some joke of the universe sees this: i'm sorry and you're welcome i guess

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shima-draws · 5 months

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Me: BRO. Can you imagine if Luffy activated Gear 5 2 years earlier at Marineford

AO3: Hey boo I gotchu

Me: AY-YO????

#One Piece #SO GLAD I'm not the only one who got this idea holy shit #Apparently Gear 5 Marineford is a Thing that is actually relatively popular #LOVE that for him tbh. And Ace. Bc he saves Ace with it lmao #Extra angst with Luffy actually dying first before his devil fruit slaps him back to life is also quite brilliant #Luffy's devil fruit squeezing his heart like a squeaky toy: NOT TODAY BITCH #His entire crew suddenly gets a sixth sense and they KNOW #They KNOW something is wrong and that Luffy. Something happened to their captain #But before they can mourn for too long they hear it. The DRUMS BABYYYYYYY #Normally they'd all be too far to hear them but they can :) And everyone around them is like. Uhh #The Strawhats: I can hear them. The drums #Everyone else: ??? What are you talking about are you losing it. You're probably losing it #I need to hold myself back from reading all these fics bc I actually. Gotta finish Marineford first LOL #Don't wanna spoil myself TOO much #Shima speaks

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aubeezz · 2 months

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Uh.. aren't the bishops 'siblings' in a religious sense?

So on Even if they don't look/aren't biological siblings, they're still classed as a family if u ship the bishops together please unfollow,,,,

#ask #opened the game just to grab images #i didnt wanna grab all of them bc i was lazy #LIKE IM SORRY BUT THEY'RE CLEARLY SIBLINGS U CANT ARGUE AGAINST IT LOL #Adding here and breaking it down for that one idiot anon that thinks theyre doing somthing: If you're into incest #unfollow and block me.#As simple as that #thought that was highkey obv when I stated shit abt the bishops lmao

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unknown-limes · 19 days

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This is the farmer and his husband, Sam, and his husband's boyfriend Sebastian, and his husband's boyfriend's girlfriend Abigail, and his husband's girlfriend Penny, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend Maru, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend Harvey. Also, the farmer has something going on with this little freak in the sewers, not sure what that's all about but Krobus seems pleasant.

#Limes Blabs #Stardew Valley #sam stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #penny stardew valley #maru stardew valley #krobus stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv #sam sdv #sebastian sdv #penny sdv #maru sdv #krobus sdv #harvey sdv #this web of relationships is really funny to me #like if you marry any one of them you're basically joining a polycule that could potentially tie into every bachelor/bachelorette in town?#if you wanted then you could do harvey/elliott/shane and that'd add two more to this web #elliott/leah is a big one and shane dances with emily at the dance so she's here too #oh! and bringing emily into this also ropes sandy into the polycule!#i think haley and alex are the only ones not in the polycule? they got their own thing going on #it's kinda funny that they're the only ones who were not invited to join the polycule lmao #they're the monogamous lavender couple in town #god i love this game

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basiltonpitch · 1 year

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anyways. i hope byler makes out until they cant breathe n have to pull away gasping for air in s5

#byler #enough with portraying queer couples as chaste n innocent #like yes ok i do want them to have like. at least one slow sweet kiss too but like #if they arent grasping at each others clothes to pull them closer together desperate just to kiss and hold and touch like they've never-#- been able to before then whats the fucking point.#this isnt to say i want a sex scene or anything. honestly i dont care either way if we get one. but i want them to make out sloppy #like sorry you're telling me theyve been pining over each other for years and they're jsut gonna settle for soft gentle pecks???#nah. i dont buy it lmao

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aethersflood · 2 months

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FINAL FANTASY XVI - THE RISING TIDE DLC TRAILER

#i will be honest i fanned myself a lil bit after that thrust he does #oof clive rosfield #buddy you're too hot #these are also not the quality i would usually try to gif from. hence why i made them a little smaller than i usually would #i'm sure i'll make better ones with the DLC footage when it comes out bc i won't be able to help myself lmao #clive rosfield #ffxvi #ff16 #ffxvi spoilers #final fantasy 16 #ffedit #mine

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bottlehawk · 10 months

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hello guys. the fucked up ecto-inverse of dirkjohn isn't davejake. it's davejane. this has been a psa. and you're welcome

#homestuck #davejane #dirkjohn #bottlehawk text #davejake is like. okay whatever. date my grandpa who ive never even met i guess.#davejane is like. you're dating my who now.#dirkjohn is a fucked up comedy ship because of just how many different people would be pissed off by it due to relations #but DAVEJANE? i think john would have an actual implosion. my NANNA. my GRANDMA dave.#not to mention that they were both sprites at one point. oh god i didn't even think about davesprite and nannasprite and how fucked up that #be for jade who's been alone on the ship with them for 3 years lmao and has to go to earth c to see their alt selves pull this shit.#dirkjohn and davejane happening at the same time would be so much for everyone to handle that they wouldn't be able to hold #troll hannukah get togethers anymore because i think someone would start throwing knives from it. my money's on jake

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radiance1 · 7 months

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There was a day, a day where there was nothing that needed to be done, nobody to meet, not meetings to schedule, nothing to fight.

A rare, rare day for one Kevin the cat.

As the second in command of his Familia, who the Head delegates most of his responsibilities due to not wanting to do that at all, it is unusual that he no longer has much to do anymore.

With a pretty efficient system in place for each and every division to have an executive and their own second in commands who will soon take their place. It leaves Kevin with not as much to do anymore nowadays, most things being taken care of by other cats.

A meeting between the Familia Heads wouldn't be for the next few moons, and there isn't anyone around for him to fight.

So what does he do, exactly?

Snuggle up to gramps of course!

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Danny doesn't mind Kevin invading his personal bed and personal space, as he has done it quite often and will most likely continue to do so for the rest of his immortal life most likely.

It seemed to be a pretty slow day, if his observations served anything. Nothing significant was happening, and the overall vibe was calm and slow.

A good day, a rare day, seeing the normal chaos that usually occupied this warehouse. Perhaps asking Selina to buy the surrounding ones proved effective.

Either way, it was a nice day.

Laying down, doing nothing except watching Tv and not really fighting the sleep when it came. He was drowsy, about to close his eyes and fall into a dream.

Then everything disappeared.

He snapped to awareness very quickly, feeling the familiar weight of magic in the air and what was most definitely the pull of summoning. Which is weird, because not many would summon him, most go for the King, which is Pariah Dark, and not the Prince, which is him.

Oh well, whoever summoned him is most likely some teens or adults who had nothing better to do than get together and try to summon paranormal entities and demons or such and such. He would take some of their food for summoning him, and be on his way.

Or at least that was what he thought.

Apparently, he was summoned by a genuine cult this time. He would take teens and adults with nothing better to do, as well as that one time he was summoned by wizards and got turned into a cat over being summoned by genuine cultists any day.

It's just, not for him really.

They did, however, do their research. Very powerful wards that was built to keep whatever was summoned in, that whenever he tapped on actually hurt him.

Drawn with the extract of blood blossoms for ghostly beings from the infinite realms.

A red mist flowed around the room, one that made Danny's lungs felt as if they were on fire and withering all at once.

A mist made from Blood Blossoms.

To top it all off, there were multiple Blood Blossoms scattered throughout the place, most of which were around the circle that summoned him. It felt like someone brought a hammer to his skull and kept pounding, his muscles felt taut and like jelly all at once, barely keeping him standing on his own paws as his eyes stung from the mist around the room and from the Blood Blossoms themselves.

Whoever this was, they knew their stuff, and whoever this was, decided that going overboard was far better than underboard.

He thinks he heard one of them speak, but he couldn't quite make out whatever was said from the ringing of his ears. Eventually, he had to fall, his eyes struggling to be kept open.

He should turn back into a living cat, get out of his ghost form. But he couldn't, the willpower necessary to do so slipping out of his grasp and instead being replaced by pain, pain, and even more pain. Even the very magic in the air was against him, whatever intent those who summoned him imprinted upon it was made to specifically weigh him down, as if gravity itself were his enemy, to go against him at every turn.

Weaken him.

If he could, he would laugh, but he's in far too much pain to do so. In all of his 150 years of existence, he never expected to encounter something like this. Something this strong.

He wondered, if in all of Pariah Dark's infinite power, if he would be able to stand up to something like this. Perhaps he would, infinite power would let him be able to stand up to something like.

Infinite power, while weakened, is still infinite.

But he, Danny, Prince of the Infinite Realms, did not have infinite power. With his title came a recognition of his raw power, of his ability, and given him political power almost unmatched as he was one of the few that reigned over infinity.

But that was mostly it, perhaps a bit of boost to his power, and maybe a distinct signature due to his newfound status. But not much else.

And is this what it granted him? An end, where he was stripped away from comfort, from his home, from his Familia, where each and every breath he took burned and withered. Where his limbs failed him, where his own power was useless due to his willpower being drained by overwhelming agony.

He would not die, no. For he is incapable of death.

Yet that makes it even worse.

Would he spend an eternity like this? Trapped with nothing but overwhelming pain for company, becoming intimate with it as it raked its hands through his fur, under his skin, between each strand of muscle and piercing his brain?

He doesn't know, and that scares him.

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The Justice League, with help from a few members of Justice League Dark, appeared to prevent the summoning of the Ghost King, known as a tyrant who enslaves worlds and a being of infinite power.

What they found, however, was not the Ghost King. But instead, magicians surrounding a circle in a room of red mist, in the middle of the circle a passed out, glowing white cat floating via magic.

They saw it as preparation to summon the Ghost King, perhaps the cat was a sacrifice? Regardless, they went in, and fought. Eventually gaining the upper hand due to have far more powerful members than just magical practitioners.

The cat, without aid from magic, fell to the floor, and Zatanna was quick to dispel the summoning in case it was in the process of calling forth Pariah Dark from beyond the veil. They took the cat back with them, for surely it had some kind of importance if they were using it for their summoning.

Later on, Constantine would choke as he recognized the significance of the cat, a signature quite similar to that of the King of the infinite, yet different.

They weren't just offering any old cat to the Ghost King, no, they were offering him his Prince, and if the look of how they handled it was any indication, it was planned to use said Prince as a bargaining to get the King into their servitude of some sort.

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Meanwhile, back at the Familia.

All hell has broken loose, what semblance of order there was broke, the head was gone, missing. Not even the second in command, who was with him the longest, had a clue where or what happened to him.

He was there one second, gone the next.

Not many stays calm about it, the ones who do mostly trying to calm down the kittens after the panic of so many other grown, adult cats.

Kevin, the second in command and de-facto leader whenever the Head isn't involved. Panicking does not help any of the other cats feel assured.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny got summoned and overwhelmed with blood blossoms #Just so he could be used as a bargaining chip to get the ghost king in the service of cultists #I won't lie #I kinda wanted it to be Kevin who saved him somehow but didn't really have anything #I was playing around with a few idea tbh #With Kevin being an Aspect of Death #Another being an Aspect of Life #One of them was even an Aspect of Apocalypse #Specifically where he was the embodiment of Calamity lmao #But since you're reading this I didn't go through with it lmao #So I suppose Kevin is still just a normal immortal cat #XD

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