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how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

#tossing the coin was a genius move tbh #queue are not yet forgotten

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I’d watch that

#game changer #one of these days they're gonna do an episode where it's turned around onto Sam and it'll be fantastic

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The problem Sam Reich is going to have is that one day there will be an actual technical fault on Game Changer and nobody will believe him.

#recently a regular cast member Grant Anthony O'Brien got COVID and had to miss out on a few episodes where he was slotted to appear #i still do not fully believe that. i'm like waiting for the twist where Grant was actually Sam Reich the whole time

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

#investing at 6k #op i'm so sorry. it's inevitable

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unknown-limes · 18 hours

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The 2024 Gender Census is now open!

[ Link to survey ]

The 11th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th June 2024.

It’s short and easy, about 5 minutes probably.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 40,000 responses last year.

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

For the curious, you can also spy on some graphs and demographic data for the incoming responses here.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

Image credit: Malachite and rhodochrosite.

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i’m at my clits end

#werk it

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#stardew valley #EVELYN NO DON'T SAY THAT!!!!#CONCERNED APE IF YOU PROGRAMMED IN A DEATH FOR HER OR GEORGE THEN IT'S YOUR KNEECAPS BUDDY!!!!

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i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot

#FHSAJKFHSAKJDLFHSAKD PLEASE

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This is the farmer and his husband, Sam, and his husband's boyfriend Sebastian, and his husband's boyfriend's girlfriend Abigail, and his husband's girlfriend Penny, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend Maru, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend Harvey. Also, the farmer has something going on with this little freak in the sewers, not sure what that's all about but Krobus seems pleasant.

#Limes Blabs #Stardew Valley #sam stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #penny stardew valley #maru stardew valley #krobus stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv #sam sdv #sebastian sdv #penny sdv #maru sdv #krobus sdv #harvey sdv #this web of relationships is really funny to me #like if you marry any one of them you're basically joining a polycule that could potentially tie into every bachelor/bachelorette in town?#i didn't wanna use my brain power to think about all the other connections that could be made #if you wanted then you could do harvey/elliott/shane and that'd add two more to this web #elliott/leah then comes in and shane dances with emily at the dance so she's here too #oh! and bringing emily into this also ropes sandy into the polycule!#i think haley and alex are the only ones not in the polycule? they got their own thing going on #it's kinda funny that they're the only ones who were not invited to join the polycule lmao #they're the monogamous lavender couple in town #god i love this game

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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

#suicidal ideation #ideation is a scary point to be at but it's weird cause it only seems as terrifying as it is when you're not at that point #it really is like waiting for permission to exist except nobody knows how to give that to you and you don't know how to accept it #queue are not yet forgotten

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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”

#sometimes when i'm watching a movie that's making me depressed i think about how it'd change if Dracula just randomly showed up #and then i'm usually laughing too hard to be depressed

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

#my favorite oc atm once broke up with his loving boyfriend bc oc liked the boyfriend too much. he broke his ex's heart. indefensible #also he's committed arson but that's a shitpost character detail sooooo #the arson is what made him my favorite and i'm a little peeved bc i WAS focused on an oc i ship with my fictional crush #and now this other dipshit took control of my brain! the fuck dude! you were supposed to be a shitpost character!

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