Oko!!!!!!

OKO!!!!!!!!

WE SAT ON THE RAMPARTS TOLD STORIES AND LAUGHED DRANK WINE WITH THE CORK PUSHED INSIDE WE TALKED ABOUT CLASS AND DUG UP THE PAST WE BOTH HAD NO REASON TO HIDE

Someone on Reddit predicted twelvegate 6 years ago so yeah I’m gutted

the jamies were the best part of this week's episode and i stand by that

Jen: *embarrassed*

Hyun: *intrigued* “WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

Jen: "I don't wanna talk about it"

One of the drinks at the party I attended was called "Red Blue Ships"

Still wild to me that Sienna specifically had the line in Dark Crisis "I don't have powers, yet."

And then in the very next event, Lazarus Planet, the event designed to give people powers, Sienna didn't get any.

How dare you pick up Chekov's gun and not fire it, DC.

him: hey i bought some Elf candycanes

me: mmm, elf-flavored candy

him: NO.

well that didn't work

people called me short at school.

why do streaming services hate lesbians

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when I was offered a job at a fairly well known and well funded Catholic college in West Los Angeles that required years of experience, working more than full time, very precise technical knowledge of both the operation and maintenance of different machinery that would specifically be operated by people who didn’t know how, AND a terminal degree in my field and they wanted to give me EIGHTEEN dollars an hour for it?? 

i told a customer to have a good day and they deadass said “okay.”

SOLAR PANELS ARE GONNA BE WAY CHEAPER WHERE I LIVE LETS FUCKING GOOOO

one day god will face my wrath and it will be more holy and justice than anything it could hope to muster up