cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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「Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm *in* it.」
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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?
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for a short time i was fascinated with what they call 'muckbanging' and this guy named avocado who got traction eating tons of food on video and went all-in and gained a lot of weight as a result
so that's the kink
the anti-kink is that scene in one of those hunger games books where the toffs are talking about how they eat a bunch of food, then take pills to throw up so they can eat more
i wonder if this is a largely visual thing
@theharlotofferelden
i forgot the feeder kink thing and i want to write it so bad now lmao
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@theharlotofferelden
i forgot the feeder kink thing and i want to write it so bad now lmao
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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails
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when u google image kyle maclachlan it’s always him doing weird shit and i love it so much
kyle
kyle r u ok
wat
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i spent 3 weeks nailing down the midpoint upward trajectory on this book, which basically meant beating the shit out of the same 3 chapters over and over until my eyes bled
you run the real risk of overworking chapters like this, but sometimes you can just See what a chapter Should Be. not "maybe it could be better" but "i have a vision, and this WILL be better"
so this time it was totally worth it.
ANYway this book isn't going to be done in 3 months obviously
unless...
unless someone maybe does less killing and more sexy?
*eyes vampire hopefully*
who am i kidding the killing is what makes it sexy
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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sometimes when im making an erotica cover its like
i know the world is on fire
but this extremely attractive young man is out there in that world somewhere
he's out there
and then i dedicate myself to photoshopping him excellently with an almost slavish devotion to fully represent every curve of his body
i appreciate you attractive young man
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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