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dear-ao3 · 6 months

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sometimes i look at my recently searched on apple music and wonder if i am ok

the answer is usually probably not

#not a tag #from saph #look if you don’t turn into an immediate frat boy when listening to lights down low then i hate to break it to you but we simply cannot be #friends #those are the rules

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thesuperiorfeeling · 3 months

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#eh seb got one on a horse #garreth gets one on a horse #those are the rules #garreth weasley #garreth weasley ai #hogwarts legacy

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silens-oro · 1 month

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not y’all getting me horny for those pale bald freaks in dune 🤨

#dune part two #dune part 2 #dune #idk anything about this universe #but if I see a freak #I’m gonna wanna fuck em #those are the rules #I’m currently reading a fic with Dave batistsa’s character and OH MY GOD #I’ve also never been attracted to austin butler in anything until now so there’s that

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mayakern · 1 year

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having a headache is so fun. i know in order to fix it probably i just need to eat a food and take an ibuprofen

BUT i can’t take pill until i’ve eaten bc i don’t want to dissolve my stomach lining

BUT head hurty makes eating hard

god forbid women do anything 😔

#maya rambles #also i know im not 100% woman but i am when its funny #those are the rules

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beaft · 8 months

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if you've ever had an opinion on a book: don't bother. go away and become a published novelist first. then we'll talk.

#i'm sorry i don't want to be mean this is just really funny to me #you must go away and create your own miniseries before you can have thoughts about popular media #those are the rules

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horatio-fig · 1 year

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I am trying to cut down on coffee 😔

#he drinks coffee on yavin and tea on lira san #Those are the rules #alexsandr kallus #star wars rebels #i miss coffee so much

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homerforsure · 23 days

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Hmm. I have a strange pain in the bend of my left elbow.

It’s probably a blood clot and I’m going to collapse any minute.

I leave the contents of my google drive to @mellaithwen and @princessfbi to do with as they see fit. Whoever calls dibs gets my car. Yes, I’m aware the trunk is open. It does that.

#if i get silly about it #then my brain isn’t allowed to actually believe it.#those are the rules

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gallawitchxx · 1 year

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🖤 barber!mickey & (not so) shaggy!ian 🖤

here's the 47th installment for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: “we’ve got three things going for us” by @mzshko

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[ read scenes one & two in their entirety ON AO3 ]

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“It is,” Ian grins.

Fuck, it’s hot and tempting to just ditch the whole date to bang, but Mickey wants to do it right this time.

Whatever that fucking means.

“Well, Red, seems like we’ve got three things going for us, then: we both know Tami, we both like tacos, and we both like havin’ a dick in our mouth.”

Ian nearly chokes, and Mickey wants to see it happen again under different circumstances.

He swallows, and good lord, Mickey wants him.

“In that case, you should love my taste in tacos. You know what they say about pineapple, Mick…”

#it’s spicy week so we had to stay spicy #those are the rules #eking this one in on the last day? who me?#🖤✂️🖤#barber!mickey my sweet #shaggy!ian my pet #shameless #shameless fanfiction #galladrabbles #ian x mickey #bee writes 🐝 ✍🏼

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themoralsupport · 2 years

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"So... do I get a kiss now?"

#dragon age #DA fanart #warden brosca #mariah brosca #Leliana #warden x leliana #give flowers receive smooches #those are the rules #I love these cuties sooo much #couples with height differences are the best

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manufactoredxbyxdesign · 8 months

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“The amount of you that don’t understand why it is a bad idea to pull a knife out once it’s embedded or expect me to drop everything and give back something that you just attacked me with is absurd.”