sometimes i look at my recently searched on apple music and wonder if i am ok
the answer is usually probably not
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having a headache is so fun. i know in order to fix it probably i just need to eat a food and take an ibuprofen
BUT i can’t take pill until i’ve eaten bc i don’t want to dissolve my stomach lining
BUT head hurty makes eating hard
god forbid women do anything 😔
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if you've ever had an opinion on a book: don't bother. go away and become a published novelist first. then we'll talk.
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I am trying to cut down on coffee 😔
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Hmm. I have a strange pain in the bend of my left elbow.
It’s probably a blood clot and I’m going to collapse any minute.
I leave the contents of my google drive to @mellaithwen and @princessfbi to do with as they see fit. Whoever calls dibs gets my car. Yes, I’m aware the trunk is open. It does that.
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🖤 barber!mickey & (not so) shaggy!ian 🖤
here's the 47th installment for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: “we’ve got three things going for us” by @mzshko
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[ read scenes one & two in their entirety ON AO3 ]
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“It is,” Ian grins.
Fuck, it’s hot and tempting to just ditch the whole date to bang, but Mickey wants to do it right this time.
Whatever that fucking means.
“Well, Red, seems like we’ve got three things going for us, then: we both know Tami, we both like tacos, and we both like havin’ a dick in our mouth.”
Ian nearly chokes, and Mickey wants to see it happen again under different circumstances.
He swallows, and good lord, Mickey wants him.
“In that case, you should love my taste in tacos. You know what they say about pineapple, Mick…”
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“The amount of you that don’t understand why it is a bad idea to pull a knife out once it’s embedded or expect me to drop everything and give back something that you just attacked me with is absurd.”
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Everyone I have an announcement !!!!
I made gifs of Women. Pls support 🙏
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Found a really pretty opal stone yesterday! Had to take it home bc it reminded me of Raku :)
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if you're going to be a cunt in the main tags of any fandom you are required by law to at least be funny about it
otherwise we get to call interpol
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Stop everything, it's Brad Dourif
New episode alert: it's "Passing Through Gethesmane"!
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