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#and then after a few years he disappears
dracaelus · 1 year
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The canon of bruce leaving gotham for his training at the age of 14... but instead of forging letters and documents to get rid of any legal guardian while maintaining the appearence of being cared for by someone (no one is sure by whom), he just. Disappears. Runs away from his guardian's house. Steals some of (his) money and leaves. He learns how to use fake id's and disguises. No one hears about him until he comes back in his twenties and says he was kidnapped by the mafia or something like that. Can you see the headlines
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hoofpeet · 11 months
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Re: archeops imitating voices: what if it learned to say cute things like “hello”, “wanna treat?” And “I love you”
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Ough.. I feel like having a large & dumb bird be able to talk could backfire in some ways
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astrocassette · 1 month
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trainersona time wahoo!!!! milo is from an AU of this world that doesn't have pokemon as a franchise, so they're dropped into the pokemon world with no prior knowledge. after a few months of adjusting and learning galarian, they find they enjoy casual training and split their time between that and working at a quilt shop in nimbasa :]
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oatbugs · 1 month
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family
#fucking hell#it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister#who was equally dreading the day#my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt#then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present)#multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way.#combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high#weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells.#this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing.#then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on.#my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence#i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum#who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?)#me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting.#Which amuses the bored and the deaf#but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed#they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes#finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism*#still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously#(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something)#me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room#and made things appear that should not be there#I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go#you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room.#i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear#I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that.#the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well#she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer#maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk.#can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important
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i feel like one day ill be 37 sitting in my studio with no ideas on what to draw and will think "hmmm. ill just draw men" and start sketching, and then when im finished ill look at the paper and dave strider will be there staring right back at me
#and thats how ill be almost 40 and get thrown STRAIGHT back into homestuck.#ill post it in my art instagram#(instagram has become a second twitter after the og got bought by the us government and mark zuckerberg decided to profit off of that)#and my thousands of fans who adore my comic (about two guys doing fuck all i hope) will ask me#''looool whos th saucy son of sobbing clown poodle'' (internet slang for the time)#and ill type in with my old decrepit 2022 internet slang ''blorbo from my webcomic dave strider hes like the supreme skrunly''#(three people respond to it calling me a combination of old+new 2040s slur and im not sure which of them is joking)#they decide in the posts Debate Area (second comment section for discussions to prevent fights) that he is worthy of attention#and so the 4Th Homestuck Renaissance begins. in three days the hyper online fans (chronically online people but like worse)#put it on the Cool Page (trending but worse) and homestuck goes mainstream#funkopops of the characters are made within a week of this happening#and theres a new meme of putting the official dave strider resin figurine in a jar and caprioning it THROWING HIM INTO THE SHAKER. DRINKABL#someone mentions the rainbow dash jar meme and disappears misteriously#they find out homestuck is public property since hussie was murdered in 2024 and vis media quietlt shut down a few years later#and start publishing fanfic (top ship is jadevris in a surprising turn of events)#the davekat hate is still there but like worse and im one of the top creatores to get crucified (there are 56 buzzfeed articles on me)#this ruins my comic artists career and i kill myself in november 5th 2048#txt
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spacemilkbag · 1 year
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galpalaven · 11 months
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thinkin cringe anime oc/canon character thoughts tonight like its 2012 and i have my entire life ahead of me
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artificial-ascension · 11 months
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My Death Note hot take is that the Death Note world is actually littered with super detectives who specialize in different things and aside from like, the top five big guys with the power and status to bend entire governments to their will most of them go unknown but there is like, a dedicated fanbase to these people. It's like true crime but in reverse where people are obsessed with the detectives. And like most of them are just normal guys who just became detectives and now they have a job doing that and half of them don't even show their face and in the year of now, 2023, there's like, The Ultimate Super Detective Iceberg Part 1/9 YouTube videos and like half the lower layers are just a bunch of different Wammys Kid's old detective-sonas they used to solve cases to practice being L and every explaination is like "This guy appeared in 2001, and was active for four years and solved 30 cold cases before dissappearing off the face of the earth 🤔 where are they?" And it's like. My brother in christ that was just Mello's alt account. And like a bunch of surviving Wammys Kids see their old sonas on these icebergs and they are legally sworn to secrecy and cannot say "oh that was actually me when I was a teenager forced to train to become L, I stopped because I aged out of the syetem and was no longer held at gun point to be a detective. My true passion is bridge construction."
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i think i've finally come to understand why i'm so bad at communicating with friends 👍 at one point or another i've thought i was in love with every single person i've ever been friends with (for the most part, at least) because i don't expect other people to like me. OBVIOUSLY this is not true but platonic feelings are not dissimilar to romantic ones (baseline they're the same: you want to love and be loved by someone) but i always end up realizing that i'm not in love with them, just that they matter to me very much and i wouldn't know what do to w/o their presence in my life. BUT this brings me to facet number 2 of my awful communication skills: i hate it when things Get Real. i find myself retreating any time it seems like Something Could Change in my day-to-day life due to them being around and "forcing" the change. i run away from talking to one of my only irl friends on almost a daily basis bc i dread the idea of having to do anything she might want me to do. i think, at the end of the day, my problem might just be that i don't want to change... ANYWAYS
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#i actually think the funniest example of this comes from the irl guy friend i think i actually DO have romantic feelings for#i never used to have feelings for him but i always kind of nursed the idea of such a thing (as i said i think i could be in love with most#friends before i realize i'm not - but with him specifically i never had a moment where i realized i... wasn't?) also my previously#aforementioned irl friend kind of insinuated he might have feelings for me or we might end up with one another and now every time i think#abt him i think about THAT so.#anyways a few years ago he came by my house and picked me up and we got ice cream and talked for hours bc we have a lot in common#and he actually manages to keep in contact with me despite how hard it is (how hard i make it) to talk to me on a consistent basis lol#like we don't talk a LOT but he's also the one who convinced me to contact my former other irl best friend that i hadn't talked to in 6 yrs#anyways back to what i was talking abt from a few years ago... it was 4 yrs ago at this point but after the ice cream - i got a job#and we talked a lot - he took me and my irl bff out but she had a HUGE fight with her bf and he tracked her down and it was. a disaster#but after that they made up (lucikly she broke up with him not too long after lmao) but me and him were put in the middle of it#and anyways we went to the mall with the annoying couple LMAO but we broke off and it was just... really nice to be with him?#and then we went to walmart and rented a movie and went back to my irl's apartment and i tried to dye his hair in her bathroom LMAO#and it just felt really natural to be close to him and whatnot. we really get along and i really don't dislike him and i'm not NOT into him#but yeah anyways a few days later he messaged me and asked if he could pick me up from work but i told him no because at that point i was.#afraid. because i had a dream that i had kissed hik and he turned into rick sanchez and drowned LMFAOOO IT SOUNDS RETARDED BUT.#like i think the point of the dream was that if i showed him that i had some kind of feelings for him he would change or die or disappear?#i always assume the worst. but yeah the dream literally put me off so bad that i cut contact with him for almost 2 years#because i was afraid of him and i was afraid of my life changing#idk. maybe i should give it a try now. i'm still scared but you never know.#i at least wanna say 'thanks' for him convincing me to message my friend from 6 years ago so 🤷‍♀️ who knows
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erabundus · 1 year
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creature  is  his  default  state  of  being.
#𝟎𝟎𝟓 :   𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴.          ◟ status .◝#𝟎𝟎𝟗 :   𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯.          ◟ crack .◝#( he would probably argue otherwise but you heard it here first. he is a little creacher. a silly little guy. big cryptid energies. )#( i used to have a headcanon that he was literally effectively a cryptid )#( i need to find where i wrote it & rewrite it but basically -- )#( he would get into the habit of returning to certain towns / locations / etc every few years & it would deeply unnerve people )#( like yes there are a lot of funky immortals scuttling around teyvat but then you just have this guy. ordinary guy but he never ages. )#( you run a humble bookstore. he shows up after disappearing for three years to harass you for a discount on this obscure & rare novel )#( it has been thirty years. he was your father's customer. perhaps his father's father's customer. )#( he has never aged. you don't even know his name. he has no visible vision but his eyes crackle and flash like lightning. )#( he swings wildly between speaking like a lazy 20-something and an archaic & deeply cynical poet. )#( his smiles are plastic and don't reach his eyes )#( but the one time you saw him speaking softly to your neighbor's kid after they scraped their knee -- )#( you swore he seemed like a totally different person. )#( ... you run a humble bookstore. he shows up after disappearing for five years to harass you for a discount on this obscure novel..... )#( he tries to avoid visiting the same place too often now but tl;dr there definitely was a point when he didn't think to be so careful. )
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brokentoys · 11 months
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when puzzler returned to gotham and took back control of his "business" 30+ years after his absence, there were many debates in the underground whether it was the same puzzler or not. as puzzler was a rather fit man, not softer and a bit heavier as puzzler is now. of course, that could just have come with age - people change. but the old puzzler spoke with a clear american accent, this puzzler speaks with a soft english accent - which led some who did remember puzzler, to wonder if it's even the same man. due to wearing a mask, and an outfit that completely covers his body - nobody can see puzzler, or know what his age was back then or now - except that he sounds older.
the changes add to more mystery, and even though puzzler (coughcoughedsuncleedward) is a compulsive liar and will lie or put on anything - the changes are genuine. puzzler always enjoyed eating and indulging in sweets. however, when he was still living a double life as edward boucher, a young perfectionist businessman and socialite, he always watched what he ate to keep an "idealized body image." after edward's supposed death from brain cancer, puzzler felt more liberated to not worry about that, and just began to eat whatever he wants whenever he wants. he ran away with his future husband to england to live a different life. which, living there for 30+ years, he had picked up the accent a little bit.
after his husband was stricken with a terminal illness (he was 25 years older than edward) and edward knew the police had cut all ties of edward boucher to the puzzler, since edward's been long "dead" - puzzler returned to gotham to start a new game.
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weirdlizard26 · 1 year
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i think its really important to consider how lucretia’s relationship with everyone shapes up after the reunion and we do get a glimpse of it in that spinoff, but another thing i wish got explored more is how barry reconnects with everyone. idk.
#wl26#taz#in truth everyone is very very interesting in this regard#like. ok. its very obvious with lucretia bc he did kinda antagonize everyone for a little bit there and i imagine it would have consequences#the trust issues the guilt the everything. its all there#we saw in the spinoff that theres some tension between her and davenport and i also wonder if there would be like#like u know davenport was the captain on starblaster. so the leader. but for the past decade lucretia has been madame director#so their roles on the crew kinda switched there#and i wonder if that would lead to anything u know what i mean#not necessarily conflict but more like. we used to be just casual friends and now shes been my boss for a while and now we're back to being#just friends again and its a tiny little bit awkward maybe#i also honestly wonder abt the main trio#bc like. they might as well have had a completely different dynamic back on starblaster#they might not even have been so close u know what i mean#and now theyre a trio for a few years and then they remember that things used to be different. how would that impact their relationship#lup lost in the sauce.....#and she disappeared even before the forgottening!!#so she stands out from the group. what would that manifest.#and barry. my best friend barry. my sweet man#reuniting with everyone after a decade of complete solitude#does he ever feel like he doesnt belong anymore? bc he spent so much time apart from them?#aughhhhhhhhhhhh#sorry i promise im normal i swear
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shadowglens · 1 year
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anduin has apparently been missing for three years when dragonflight starts, after he was corrupted and traumatised by the jailer’s domination magic, and i can’t stop thinking about the idea that he’s spent those few years with annika and keeshan.
#txt#ch: annika dobrovski#like!! ok hear me out!!#annika was left traumatised after BFA when she was corrupted by the old gods#and so following the war's conclusion she and keeshan left the alliance and disappeared into the wilderness to attempt having a normal life#with only a handful of people even knowing where they ended up settling (somewhere in the mountains of the middle eastern kingdoms)#and anduin was definitely one of those people#so when he goes through a very similar experience with the jailer and almost fears who he is now he first starts aimlessly wandering azeroth#after leaving sylvanas behind in the maw#until one day he hears something about annika (maybe a war story told over drinks in a tavern somewhere)#and Immediately packs his few things and heads off to where he knows she and keeshan settled#cut to a few weeks later - annika sitting in her small garden planting flowers with her a five year old ivana#when her worg natalya suddenly bounds off into the trees and freshly-melted snow howling#only to return moments later trailing behind a sullen haunted looking anduin#little ivana standing with dirt on her cheeks and asking who he is#and annika just slowly standing - brushing her hands clean on her pants - and smiling a small sad smile of understanding#anduin is barely holding himself together after everything that's happened and so when annika quietly walks up to him and places a gentle#hand on his arm and asks if he's okay - he just folds her in a hug and starts to cry#that night once keeshan's returned from town with a 3 year old nessa - he and annika agree that anduin can stay as long as he likes#ivana is constantly asking him questions about anything and everything - and many of the books in the dobrovski household are crayon-marked#and the whole house is covered in wolf fur and is just a little too small for three adults and two young children#but it's the first time in a long time that anduin's felt like he has a home! a real home! probably since his dad died honestly#and so he happily helps with chores and goes with annika into town and hesitantly drinks ale with keeshan on the front porch#and lets himself heal from the trauma he's experienced#idk idk idk#i am having so many thoughts and feelings rn and None of it is coherent because hardly any of the moots care about wow#anyway sorry for wow oc posting on main 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#oh and also#f: dobrovskis
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earthtoharlow · 1 year
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the craziest part about this is that they called him “last year’s favorite white rapper” we gotta do something about this quickly
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badolmen · 2 years
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Obsessed w the dream I had this morning about bird spies.
#ra speaks#personal#very pixar feeling but with a guardians of gahoole level of violence and cruelty#humanity like up and disappeared for no reason and a bird society quickly filled the gaps#so there’s governments and class divides that run between ‘the wild birds’ and the ‘feral pets’#so like song birds/etc. are the respected wild birds but pigeons/hawks used in hunting are ‘feral pets’ that are less well off#worldbuilding aside the main character is a passenger pigeon#there was some human project to revive the species but after they disappeared the population couldn’t sustain itself#they canibalized their parents as they hatched bc there was no other food in the rookery and there was a cage around it#until she was the last egg laid and hatched who ate her parents bodies alone after they died#she would have died that first year if this old crow called kanuk didn’t find her cage and drop food into it#they talked and she learned about the outside world from him and he tried to figure out the mechanism to open her cage#but it required a keycard he couldn’t find#one day he stopped visiting and as the days passed she grew hungry and weak#until like this team of specialized human intelligence recovery birds investigated the research building and found her cage outside#there was this yellow crownedkinglet called martyn who found her and took her into intensive care#fast forward a few years (idk birds live longer now) and she’s part of a team w martyn and other birds to recover human data for the gov#they’re on some mission to get this thumbtack that’s a secret memory stick from these rich birds#there’s this long fight/flight scene w the cork board the tack is pinned to and the rich bird’s security thinks they’re trying to steal like#the tax documents that would implicate their employers in massive fraud when all they want is the tack#it’s a little ridiculous like there’s a bald eagle guard holding up one end and two hawk agents holding the other while the smaller birds#fight it out#one of the guards gets injured and the pigeon and the medic (a stellar sea eagle named Stella) get separated w him#they liked crashed into an abandoned sky scraper that birds haven’t renovated for themselves yet#Stella treats the guards wounds and he’s surprised they don’t kill him/leave him to die#the pigeon finds a cork board w a tack identical to the one they need to steal#so the two rejoin the fight and do a pass off w martyn who has the real tack but isn’t strong enough to pick it off the cork board#Stella crashes into the board to break it along a crack sending everything flying long enough for martyn and the pigeon to swap out the tack#and then the team scatters while the guards try and collect all the paperwork stuff#as Stella and the pigeon fly back together Stella gets a ping that tells her martyn got injured/stopped flying
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