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My 8-year-old daughter, who has a deep and abiding love of bugs: I wanna catch a cicada killer!
My husband: Just make sure to catch a male one! Those don't have stingers.
My daughter, who has no ability to understand dangerous when it comes to her deep and abiding love of bugs: Look what I caught.
(Y'all, I do not know how she didn't get stung or bit. Look at that fucking stinger and mandibles.)
#geeky talks#so yeah this is just my life since my daughter reached about 3#giving me spiders to hold#and playing with wasps#and catching hornets#and petting bumblebees#can y'all believe she's only be stung once and bitten once#and the sting was because the wasp was hanging out on her arm#and it crawled up inside her sleeve and then freaked out#i mean it's great she's fearless but just a little fear caution would be nice#(i have done the petting bumblebees thing though#they are super chill on flowers#and they basically ignore you#weird thing is they're not soft at all#rough line a bristle brush if you've every felt one of those)
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be good to all creatures, big and small
#rats#pet rats#pets#fancy rats#rats of tumblr#art#my art#rat art#ratblr#animal art#bees#bumblebee#insects
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Here’s your daily dose of wholesome! Stardust with her precious lil fuzzball 🐝🦋
#my art#cute art#my ocs#Stardust#Pollen#bugsona#bugs#insects#bumblebee#bee#bug ocs#pet#anthro#butterfly
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How many bees have you kissed
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Played a little bit of a beautiful ttrpg game called Wanderhome and got so excited over my character that I drew this over an evening. Her name is Thistle Down-Hoof and she is a shepherd with a herd of bumblebees :D
#sofia’s art#wanderhome#wanderhome ttrpg#ttrpg#ttrpg art#my oc#bee shepherd#caribou#deer#anthro caribou#anthro deer#reindeer#bee#bumblebee#hyper focused on this for an indeterminate number of hours#this game has giant fluffy bumblebees that you can pet!#:D
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Hello! 👋 Could I get a yandere, normal and Humans are cute au! Transformers Prime matchup (as a human), please? 🐅 I've read the rules and I hope that I didn't do anything wrong by accident (and counted the words right!).
I'm 18+ and transmasc, so nsfw is fine. Gotta love the big alien bots! I use he/him or they/them pronouns. I'm demisexual and attracted to men.
I'm a deeply emotional and usually quiet person. More of a listener than a talker unless I'm really comfortable with somebody. I like listening to what other people have to say and if possible limit my company to one person at a time. My main love language is physical touch and words of affirmation are a close second. I believe good communication to be the foundation of any relationship. My personality type is INFP.
My main interests are art (painting, sculpting - traditional mediums) and video games as well as exploring the human mind through works of fiction. I really like immersing myself in new and different worlds - sci-fi and fantasy genres are wonderful! Sometimes I write things on the side or make ocs for myself. I also really like densely green areas and like visiting forests whenever I get the chance to. I also like electronic music - synthwave. I ADORE tabletop RPGS! I like making a character and then acting them out. I prefer audio books over reading and I have poor eyesight (near sighted).
Dislikes: children, loud noises, crowds, being approached from behind or surrounded, being yelled at (I will cry.), having to wake up early, hot weather
Breakdown is Yandere for you!
Breakdown absolutely adores how small you are. Decepticons hold no love for humans or any organics for that matter, but you have a special place in this Con's Spark.
He will tell you stories about the Bots and Cons he has fought against and how they never stood chance against him. Only one has been able to match his strength and that was this green Autobot called Bulkhead, but Breakdown doesn't talk about his losses since he wants to stay as the strongest Mech in your mind.
He will happily hug you if it makes you happy and keep you close by. If he let you out of his sight even for a second, you might be trampled by some Vehicon or worse, try to contact Autobots and attempt to leave Breakdown.
The Con warrior isn't the most artistic but he enjoys watching you do what you like. Video games are new to him also, but if you show him fighting games he is SOLD. Humans have virtual fighting simulators? So cool!
Breakdown is interested in your games and having your own characters, but if things get too complicated for him to understand, he usually spaces out.
It's easy to forget when you are around him that he is a ruthless Decepticon warrior and an extremely protective one at that. If anyone even looks at you in a funny way, he has his hammer out and is threatening the guy and literally making them beg for their life. No, they shouldn't beg from him but from you!
If Breakdown thinks that the apology isn't good enough he sees nothing wrong in teaching the Con or Bot some manners. He is just looking out for you.
I match you with Bumblebee!
You're one of the few people who can understand Bumblebee, but what draws him towards you is how you perk up when something you like is being discussed about.
Raf was just one day talking about how he thought about getting into some RPG games and you light up like a newborn star and start telling and explaining everything you might know about the games.
Bee makes a comment that you are really cute when you talk about your interests and you two kinda became a thing.
Bumblebee enjoys quality time with you and loves holding you close as he plays you some of your favorite songs, usually electronic. If he is feeling like showing you some affection, he tends to choose romantic songs.
If the two of you take a trip somewhere, he likely will play your current audiobook in the speakers.
The yellow Autobot would love to tell you about Cybertron but his words are limited so he relies on other Bots to explain about their home planet to you.
Bee is familiar with sci-fi but fantasy is new to him, but luckily he is eager to learn. He would love to create new worlds and your own characters! He wants to badly be a strong and heroic warrior and save you from evil goblins. He just wants to be your hero in shining armor in both game and real life.
Knock Out is your owner!
You were originally a gift to Knock Out from Breakdown. The big brute wanted to make sure that his lover would always have someone to puff the red mech and that he could never feel lonely when Breakdown wouldn't be able to be with him.
Knock Out thought it was a joke, but then he looked at you and decided that "Frag it" and took you in.
This sleek beautiful Con is a good owner. He takes care of things that belong to him, and you are one of those things. You're a fine human specimen, even if a little quiet at first. He encourages you to speak because he wants to hear you praise his paint job or finish.
He will take you out with him to see drive-in movies and shop for stuff. You're his pet so you must look at least half as good as he does.
When Breakdown is gone, like, gone for good, you're there to offer Knock Out company and sympathy. He doesn't cry, he is a Con, but he will quietly hold you in his arms as if you would also disappear if he let go even for a second. You're the last thing he has of Breakdown and he will cherish you.
Please, do paint a pretty picture of Knock Out or make a statue of him. He will love them because he knows that you put a lot of effort into them.
These games you show him are interesting to say at least. Knock Out likes playing with you, even if he needs a moment to learn, but he makes a great Bard.
You would think he would make his character a Cleric or a Healer, but nope, he wants to sing about his glorious looks and the exciting adventures the two of you end up on.
#matchup#yandere#yandere matchup#humans are cute#pet human#human pet#breakdown#bumblebee#tfp#transformers prime#transformers#knock out#knockout#knock-out#Anon#ENJOY!
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tw: nightbee nfsw hcs... (feel free to add)
Bumblebee is super super gentle during interface and any time Nightbird so much as whimpers he's all "oh sorry oh crap did I hurt you?"
Nightbird is the complete opposite because when she tops she is RUTHLESS (if bee is okay with it ofc)
She's also insanely flexible too
Bee 100% likes when she sits on his face (he gets flustered when she asks)
They're both switches, Bee tops when Nightbird wants to be cared for and vice versa
Sometimes Nightbird will squish and compliment her bf's extra chub during interface
Ofc, they both lean more toward cuddling than interface but they still like interface occasionally
Literally everyone is absolutely shocked when Nightbird brings up how she railed/was railed by Bee in casual conversation, like they physically cannot imagine Bee EVER having any type of interface
Wholesome interfacing is the best
I’m gonna add my own things really quick : one is that I think they’re into soft bondage and straps but also pet play and collars and stuff
I feel like Bumblebee was shy during interfacing not because he’s some UwU blushing virgin but because he has the pet play kink and was shy and embarrassed at first
No one can believe that Bee is also a freak but soft at the same time that way
Anyways I also think while Nightbird is more the order around person in bed, Bee is the aftercare god and it’s super cute
#transformers#transformers rarepairs#rarepairs#rarepair ask#valveplug#k1nky stuffs#pet pl4y#soft bd/sm#bumblebee#nightbird#nightbee#rarepair headcanons
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bee stimboard 🍯
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#agere#age regressor#age regression#agere community#age regression community#petre#pet regression#petre community#agere stimboard#stimboard#honeybee#bumblebees
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Time with Zoom: TFP
In an earlier post, that is linked in case anyone wants to find it, (Though I guess it’s not far to scroll), I wrote an ask about if a puppy was at the base and they ended up keeping it and naming it Zoom. This is how the Autobots would spend time with Zoom. This takes place a bit later so he has a bunch of toys and the humans take him for walks. Most are cute and funny, but Arcee’s has some angst.
Optimus
- When he has free time, he does focus on training Zoom.
- If it was a long day, he enjoys when Zoom sits on him and relaxes.
- “Hello, Zoom, do you wish to keep me company?”
Ratchet
- At first he doesn’t do much with Zoom as he finds him more chaotic than the humans and would grumble about it.
- He has gotten into the habit of showing Zoom what he is working on.
- Lifts Zoom up so he can see the screen, “This is what a groundbridge update looks like.”
Arcee
- Plays with him outside a lot.
- She holds him, but does take him near Cliffjumper’s memorial.
- “You two would have gotten along great.”
Bulkhead
- Plays with Zoom often.
- At times, he gets carried away and has to be reminded to play outside with Zoom. He’s careful not to hurt the dog, tables and stuff at the base, not so much.
- “Come on, seems like we’re causing trouble here.”
Bumblebee
- Enjoys spending time with Zoom by playing with him or by taking him for car rides
- Once they stopped in an abandoned area and Zoom saw a tumbleweed and was trying to eat it. Bumblebee brought it back to base when it was time to bring Zoom home.
- “He may have lots of toys, but he deserves it.”
Wheeljack
- Plays with Zoom inside and can be more destructive than Bulkhead.
- Eventually the others convince him to take Zoom outside, so he takes him in the Jackhammer.
- “He likes flying.”
Smokescreen
- He can be careless playing Zoom, but feels bad if he breaks something.
- He often takes Zoom outside if either Zoom is getting hyper or if he’s having a rough day at the base.
- “Everyone’s too serious sometimes, you’re not.”
Ultra Magnus
- He takes the lead in training Zoom, though he is at first frustrated by the slow progress. He makes reports on how training is progressing.
- When not training, Zoom will cuddle up to him and sleep.
- “He now understands ‘sit’, however still struggles with not grabbing things that do not belong to him.”
#transformers#tfp#maccadam#transformers prime#zoom#team pet#optimus prime#ratchet#tfp arcee#arcee#bulkhead#bumblebee#wheeljack#smokescreen#ultra magnus
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new headcanon: bachira once found a bumblebee just sitting peacefully on like a clover flower or a leaf, and reached out to touch it and it just. sat there. the bumblebee let bachira pet it. it was. so very soft. bachira nearly cried he was thriving
#blue lock#bllk#bachira meguru#random ramblings#is this projection? maybe#theyre so fluffy yall........#go pet yall a bumblebee if you can#theyre just little guys
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i watched bumblebee like 2 days ago any it was okay i guess but bumblebee being treated like a wild animal just because he can't talk is. bothering me quite a bit actually.
the fact that charlie pets him is. yUCK
#he is not a wild animal#he is an intelligent being who is disabled#charlie seeing him like an animal is. ok ig bc she has no idea what transformers are like#but bee going along with it? and allowing her to PET him????#what the FUCK#transformers#transformers bumblebee#tf#bumblebee#bumblebee 2018
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My hands and fingers have always twitched and when i was little i made up an elaborate lie that my trailer had an attic and there was a doll that was up there that would move when i moved but sometimes it would try to move independently but it couldnt so all it could do was twitch uselessly and thats when my limbs would twitch and people naturally didnt believe me until i made a creepy little doll with string attached loosely so i could twitch my hand and yank the string off and the dolls arm would twitch too amd thinking back i probably gave kids nightmares but we were all like ten or somethin so its probably fine.
#winter speaks#i lied a lot when i was little to fuck with people#i woupd always have a lot of bruises and i had other kids convimved i was fighting in a fae war#and i had a lot of kids convinced om the merit that i was fuckin undiagnosed autistic n knew a lot about plants#and pet bumblebees and ate dandilions and could punch really hard#tbf tho i thought for tge longest time people were in on the joke until i realized my tone was real.off and my mask was good#so people took the serious straight face at literal face value and it was fuckin great. unyil like middle school and then i was just weird#but elementary fuckin ruled#gettin some fuck all old memories bavk and i was thinking about that one and going huh. no one. not a soul thought#i was anything less than mentally normal huh? boy howdy
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maybe if this many doesn’t turn my room into an allergen cave i’ll look into buying more eggs
#just like. for pets tho#i do not ever want to breed indoor birds again lol#as fun as it is hatching bumblebee sized chicks
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not feelin the bees today... maybe tomorrows
#man whos life goal is to pet a bumblebee#anyways this post is about the rwby bees GFHDJGF Im working on the silly warriors MAP part so thats taking my brain energy#but who knows maybe the power of bumbleby will strike me late at night!!#or a lightning bolt you can never know :3c
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Meet the Tailypo gang! They're Bumblebee millipedes, and they aren't gonna get bigger than this. They're going to be the last addition to my millipedes for a while. Cool thing is they have this little "spike" on their butts!!
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Just some bees enjoying some thistle on a lovely day
#im pretty sure its bull thistle but it could also be milk thistle#the almost nightshade finally got its berries!#also also the bee that flies off in the begining just hangs out on my chest for a while#we love some gals who work hard#bees#animals#insects#flowers#thistle#bumblebee#its either american bumblebee or belt bumblebee im not sure tho#but also pretty sure theres two different species there#don't mind me#my pets
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