This is how you know smoking isn't cool. Guess what, if you have to put little fashion accessories on cigs to make them attractive, they just aren't really that ill
This video is why social media is dangerous for kids. See how manly and suave these dudes appear? It's just the hats, cigarettes do NOT make you look this good
And of COURSE there's a cowboy hat and a disgusting red "USA" hat. These are the kinds of people who want you to think inhaling burnt leaves under a dope lid will make you handsome as hell
Is that a women's hat? Oh heeeck no! It's understandable (albeit wrong and bad) when men do this, but women? Don't fall for it. Putting a dainty, feminine, adorable, objectively pretty, cute, stylish, fashion-forward hat on your cigarette does not
Probably the most messed up one yet. As if cigarettes can make you look like a fun playful guy AND a dashing sophisticated devil at the same time. As if you'll be the life of all kinds of parties, a real Renaissance man of whimsy and culture, a genious
You would not believe some of the Star Wars toys and accessories that were released in South America!
These "Cerveza Cristal" toys are from Chile. When the original Star Wars trilogy aired on television there, normal advertising breaks were scrapped. Instead, retrofitted product placement ads were inserted into the movies.
This resulted in many Chilean children clamoring for beer bottles and beer can accessories they could give to their action figures.
No doubt lots of little plastic Lukes and Bens downed dozens of cases worth of imaginary Cerveza Cristal, but the majority of the new toys were hoarded as collectibles, due to a swift recall after an outcry from parents.
I recently watched "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?", a documentary about how Pepsi seemingly offered a Harrier fighter jet as a reward to anyone who could collect enough "Pepsi Points".
A commercial aired in the 90's to promote Pepsi's points program, showing increasingly valuable prizes. The final item was a Harrier jet, listed for 7,000,000 points...with no disclaimer.
John Leonard took them up on the apparent offer, which resulted in a several years long legal tussle. Ultimately, a judge granted summary judgement in favor of Pepsi, ruling that the Harrier was clearly a joke and the commercial did not constitute a real offer.
In the meantime, Pepsi had changed the original commercial to say 700 million points, and added a cheeky "(Just Kidding)" underneath it.
I made this piece to commemorate what a bunch of good-humored jokesters and definitely-not-slippery upstanding dudes Pepsi guys are. If any former or current @pepsi execs want this piece as a memento of their time serving the world's best blue cola, hit me up and I'll send it to you for free!
If you're interested in watching the documentary, it's available on Netflix.
There's an old interview from the 90's floating around with one Dr. Oscar Odum, allegedly the inventor of Bugkiss. Many have asked if it is me, and how I stayed so youthful looking all these years.