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mammonsrockstargf · 3 days

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Hiiii! I’m the anon that asked for the 2 MC’s I also just happened to be an extremely nosy and drama loving person. >:) Soo….with that said may I request from headcaons for the brothers when the 2 MC’s get into a massive argument? Insults are said, fists are thrown, and to make it even harder to pick the right side, both sides are equally understandable. (Let’s just say that this takes place after all the pacts are obtained) Thank you if you decide to do this!!! :3

The brothers' reaction to two MCs getting in a big fight.

I think Lucifer would act as a sort of mediator in a situation like this. He's the oldest brother, and although he can be prideful, he's used to forcing his brothers to work out their issues. His office door will always be open if one of you feel the need to talk, however, he's not the type to coddle you. If you go to Lucifer with your problems, you can expect to get solutions.

"I'm upset that they did this," "Well, have you talked to them about it?" "No, but–" "Ah, no buts. Go talk to them, and then come back to me."

Mammon is distraught. His two favourite humans are fighting? He doesn't want to choose which one of you he has to hang out with; he wants to hang out with both of you at the same time. Please, and thank you very much! I honestly think he would be more affected by your argument than you are. Expect that you'll have to cuddle him and assure him that you still love him, and no, it's not your fault that we're fighting Mams. Stop worrying. Divorced child, right here, fellas.

"You sure it's not because of me?" "Mams, I've told you like six hundred times at this point." "Yeah, but you're sure, right?"

Leviathan doesn't like fighting. He also doesn't like confrontation and he kind of stinks at giving advice upright. However, if you shape it up to be a Reddit AITA post, then he'll give great advice. Levi is the one you go to when you need distractions. He'll sit beside you in silence and play video games for hours, but you'll have to make a schedule for when each of you visit him because he is not dealing with you two fighting over who gets to hang out with him.

"They are just so frustrating, it makes me want to–" "Hey, this is a war-free zone, no angry ranting." "AITA for making my friend–"

Satan can feel the energy in the house, and I like to think he gets kind of high off it. Especially if fists are thrown, he gets all giddy and has to restrain himself. Human emotions are just so intoxicating. He tries his best to keep his distance because he doesn't want to make things any worse. I would stay clear of this guy until things get resolved, just to be safe.

"Ugh, I just wanna punch them in the face!" "Hihihi, ah, no, that wouldn't be good, don't do that."

Asmodeus, aka the biggest gossiper on earth? He needs to hear both of your sides of the story immediately, but because you're his humans and not just some irrelevant randos, I think he would actually be kind of reasonable. He'll hear each of you out separately, and especially if both sides are valid, he'll validate you and might even gasp for dramatic effect. Eventually, he gets sick of it, though, he misses self-care nights, and it's not as fun when you're only two people. He needs both of his humans together. He'll start pestering you to talk it out, and he won't relent until you do. He's definitely not above locking the two of you in a room together if he needs to.

"Asmo, let us out!" "Not until you talk about it! I'm gonna go on a date now, don't kill each other before I get back, m'kay?"

Beelzebub thinks the solution is a tub of ice cream and a really big spoon. He'll let you sit for hours, patiently listening until you've got it all out, but he'll be snacking the whole time through it. He's also the type to keep insisting that you hear the other person out. Family is important, okay? And you're all family now, so you gotta stick together.

"And then they said that I was selfish and–" "You gonna finish that tub of ice cream?" "Uh, no, I'm done." "Okay, I'll take it then. You were saying?"

Belphegor does not care. You're very welcome to come have naps, and he's a little annoyed that he can't nap with you both, but honestly, he can't be bothered with all that. Go talk to Beel about it, please. If you get sad about it, while with him, he'll just hold you till you feel better.

"Are you crying again?" "No, I'm not..." "Come here, don't cry, please."

Overall, I think all of the brothers would get pretty tired of it eventually; it might be called House of Lamentation, but that doesn't mean they like it to be so gloomy all of the time. Expect yourselves to be locked in a room or trapped in a video game until you resolve whatever problems you have going on.

Hi lovie, I'm sorry that this took a while, I hope you like it nevertheless! I'm happy that you think I'm cool enough to come back and request a second time. <3

Dividers by @/cafekitsune

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lovelies-rants · 2 days

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I didn't expect my first post on here to be about dungeon meshi but here we are.

I'm tired of seeing people be like "if you like Chilchuck you're weird..." obviously implying that he's "basically a child." One, he doesn't even look like a child, he's literally just short and that's it. Two, nothing about his behavior is childlike. He's a divorced alcoholic with three kids, what do you mean he's basically a child. So many anime fans infantilize canonically adult characters and then get mad when people view those adult characters as adults.

Another big problem this fandom has is blatant fatphobia. Like the amount of time I've seen people get actually upset over the idea that Laios, a guy who spends most of his time eating, could be chubby/fat is crazy. Same with Falin. OR, they'll acknowledge that Laios chubby, but then act like it's some strange affliction that they find him attractive. I've literally see people be like "guys, is it weird that I find Laios attractive???" NO, IT'S NOT. This also applies to Senshi, stop putting Senshi in your hear me outs, he's canonically attractive.

#dungeon meshi

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thebluestberries · 1 year

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me, physically shaking: don't make another divorcee, don't make another divorcee

the hind mind, chronic divorce trope lover: but they always wanted children together and split amicably because love doesn't always mean devotion

#frothing at the mouth #i have a problem #i have literally 7 characters that are divorced #and like i'm not even a child of divorce??#my parents love each other very much???#why do i love this trope????#writing #relationships #original character #writing problems #original writing

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sightofsea · 10 months

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coffee theory and immediate reconciliation sucks btw I wanna see them duke it out like divorcees going to court over a beanie baby collection and getting obviously sad about it but also being too stubborn to admit it until they end up making out on the negotiation table

#i need to see muriel acting like a child of divorce even though they've only known each other for like 3 days. NOW #anyways read drinking buddies and diaries I'm having a GREAT time #good omens

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doodlboy · 10 months

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Hello, Neighbor!

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Pallomine

"The tiniest neighbor in Welcome Home, Pallomine Playful has plenty to learn! They never grew out of their baby-face, nor the curious and excitable attitude that came with it. While they may not always be able to sing along with their neighbors, their trusty crayons are there to spell out the rest."

According to uncovered scripts, Pallomine seems to be an infrequent visitor to Home. Something akin to a special guest character, not much is known so far.

In the show, it seems Pallomine was introduced to cover more sensitive topics such as getting hurt or a fear of thunderstorms. It is also of note that they are often depicted having a sweet tooth.

#pallomine playful #welcome home oc #welcome home #digital art #elliot doodles #hehe here they are!!#every1 say hello 2 Pallomine #4 folks who didn't catch it pallomine is a play on words of “pal of mine” :]#I'm really bad at writing and i had a tiny amount of space 2 write their info so I'll ramble here a little!#pallomine is selectively mute! when they aren't speaking they will use cards or paper to communicate #i would have made them use sign language but they only have 4 fingers and that wouldn't be the best at accurately signing #also!#yk how in sesame street & stuff where they have a “child” puppet play roles that a kid watching can moreso relate to?#like if they're talking abt divorce or saying goodbye or getting hurt? thats basically pallomine's role in the neighborhood #bc even tho they r an adult they never rlly grew out of lookin like a little kid so they get cast for that kinda thing #anyway i love them sm i hope all of you love them too #also that hello piece only took like half an hour im proud of myself 4 that #elliot rambles

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waywardted · 1 year

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Believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything is going to work out in the end... Now, it may not work out how you think it will, or how you hope it does, but, believe me, it will all work out.

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #otp: you liven up the place #mine #m*ne: lasso #i like don't want to tag this with anything i'm having a thought exercise lmao #this is the tip of the iceberg for real i really do think it's their movie #and on an emotional level i'm devastated by this and on an intellectual level i'm just. fascinated #if we take the end as endgamey (though i'm partial to hannah canon ha)#within that endgame the universe gives her a consolation prize of a ted #and i don’t even think that’s my biased reading like his name means the same thing he also is from another country is also divorced also has #a child who evidently can be moved around more easily maybe cause she’s younger and amsterdam is closer #plus all the other similarities we’d talked about after amsterdam #and all the little moments that fatefully lead rebecca to this moment are moments with ted #ted walks away from her and she walks out the door to find this man again #it wouldn’t have happened if she didn’t need to say goodbye to her soulmate #with all of that idk it seems like they added this man not just as love interest but so that he'd be specifically #filling the void ted left in her life and in their romcom #to invoke sleepless in seattle like that when there is a very clear fated soulmate relationship at play #and then to give the ending to another character #like no shade to matthijs he's a fine man but #it just seems intentionally to say the hero of this story has to leave #so 'god's gift' is this substitute #is it the 'it just doesn't happen twice'?? is ted like the maggie of this situation???#is it 'the dream of someone else' which kinda seems like hannah's reading??#you can't always get what you want (the romcom ending the way you think it's going to) but you get what you need (them ending up with their #respective families and possibilities for the future)???#it's just that isn't it. just a completely heartbreaking realization of ted's romcommunsim speech #it's bananas and on purpose and i'm in pain

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markantonys · 1 year

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thoughts and prayers for TGH perrin, who spends half a book caught in the middle of rand and mat's messy divorce

#wow it's even funnier than i remembered djfkjg #and you can see his progression #stage 1: quietly unhappy child of divorce #stage 2: snarky and rebelling #stage 3: trying to parent trap them back together #no wonder perrin was like 'i'm never sharing a plotline with another emond's fielder again' look what he had to go through here #perrin aybara #rand al'thor #mat cauthon #wot #wot book spoilers #the wheel of time

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the-acid-pear · 8 months

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Btw one of my oldest memories consists of this time in uh, kindergarten. We had this game going where the teachers would give this little monkey toy once to every student for them to keep for the day and it was like the highest honor given to the best student of the day. And one day I was literally just Determined to get the monkey, I remember I went as far as to not go on my favorite spot to play on (a tube on the wall where I'd stand on) like they told me many times to not do like this was it this was going to be My Day and then this fucking guy, Alexis, I remember him, he goes and gets hurt Honestly Pretty Bad like nothing that couldn't be treated there but I think he had a big wound on his elbow or forehead idk but it was a big one and at the end of the day they were announcing who'd take the monkey and bc he didnt cry after getting hurt they gave it to him and I was HEARTBROKEN to the point I just straight up broke down in tears to the confusion of literally everyone. I tried to explain myself but they just promised they'd give it to me tomorrow I think. It wasn't the same tho. It didn't hit the same at all. And that experience still haunts me because something something bending over backwards for the approval of others that later goes unseen because what's hard for you isn't for everyone else and they can't seem to appreciate your individuality and struggles. Whatever. Kills a hostage.

#luly talks #i remember also meeting alexis once on the street it was funny bc both our parents pointed out we were only shy now bc we wouldn't shut up #otherwise. and it's funny. im not even mad at alexis. i don't think i ever was. he really was just like me.#i wish i remembered if this was post divorce. I'm not sure. if it wasn't I'd joke about it being my villain origin tho KEHEJHRDH 😭#i have always been a depressed child tho it's not even funny i feel like all my life has been tainted by trauma and melancholy #the tism is very responsible too that feeling of inadequacy of feeling distant from others of not understanding why but knowing it #im going to sleep enough venting for the night

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graysongraysoff · 2 months

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the angel on my shoulder telling me to use the credit reward i just got from my travel credit card to go home for mother's day vs the devil on my shoulder telling me to squirrel it away and put it toward something for myself

#idk i feel like it's always me going home to see my mom and never the other way around #i understand that she is still in her first few years of owning a small business and it's hard and she has no money #like it might not sound like it and it might sound like i'm being insensitive but i DO get it #and not to make the classic child of divorce comparison but my dad visits me for my birthday every year and while again #i understand that their situations are VASTLY different #that's ONCE a year #and with the fact that she wouldn't even have to pay for a place to stay #it would be nice if she could also just come my way ONCE a year #instead of it always being on me whether we see each other or not #and having to live with the fucking guilt when i can't make it work #and now that two of my cousins also live in the area it's even MORE like #you would also get to see your nephews and your nieces-in-law and your grand-nieces #you know? like it's not even like you'd JUST be coming to see me #although i like to think i would be enough of a draw by myself lol #anyway idk why i'm even typing all of this out i am probably going to cave and just go home for mother's day lol #it's a big enough credit that i should still have a little bit left over after the plane ticket #it's just. idk. like i said. angel vs devil. what i should do vs what i want to do.

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cowardlycowboys · 3 months

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my parents probably should have divorced and she did try to look into it but they blew her off but also I don't think me threatening to stab myself in front of her and hate her forever if she did didn't help lol

#omg kiera no one cares #sorry saw a post and I'm like 🫵 i caused my own suffering 🫵#my dad being the most emotionally abusive and throwing things at us has he can be -> me: i think it's fine actually maybe it is my fault!#MAYBE IT'S YOURS!! (it wasnt it still isn't when he still acts that way lol)#she also knew i would have hated her forever if she did leave my dad lol even i still know i would have #i am a big grudge holder!! i would have hated her forever especially if my dad killed himself like he said he would like it's YOUR fault!#anyway sorry made me think of that cause everyone was like yeah I'm so glad my parents divorced and i would have rather tried to kill myself #at like 9 to stop it from happening #tee hee ha ha moment from a child i suppose looking back

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hussyknee · 3 months

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Can't imagine ever feeling bad about being single when Reddit exists. Today in cis het men are hot garbage.

Tw for traumatic childbirth, medical trauma, coercion, gaslighting and medical abuse and fucking troglodyte manchild of a husband. Jesus fucking Christ.

#the fact that people are made to push their babies out while flat on their backs will never not be appalling to me #the natural birth position is squatting or on all fours #what the fuck is wrong with western medicine #if i ever have a baby I'd be torn between having it at home with a midwife‚ which honestly feels less scary‚#or a hospital where i can get an epidural because i am really pain averse #my doctor friend says she tries to discourage epidurals because in her experience something always ends up going wrong #the pain is supposed to be a signifier of what to do #and how and when to push #it's unlikely to be a problem for me bc i'm divorced ace disabled and poor #i can't imagine being able to afford a child even though i really want one #still. the patient is the expert on their own body. this rule should be iron clad when it comes to pregnancy and birthing #i think being against cis male gynaecologists is too radfem but then stuff like this happens #obviously cis female gynos and nurses can also be horrible but this kind of numbskullery might be not as common #cis het men are a goddamn plague jfc #knee of huss #r/relationships #reddit

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the-irrelevant-trumpeter · 8 months

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overly parasocial relationships annoy the fuck out of me but also fascinate me so much. there's these two people on instagram who were dating and then seemingly broke up but still make videos together and now no one's sure whether they're dating or what, and their comment sections are filled to the brim with people who are WAY too invested in their relationship. so every time i see one of those people pop up in my explore, i immediately click on it so that i can scroll through the comments. i'm studying them like bugs.

#people in the comments: i'm a child of divorce! i can't believe they're co-parenting us!#look at the way he looks at her! they're totally still together!#me with a labcoat and clipboard: interesting.#LIKE IT'S SO FASCINATING TO ME but it also makes me want to crawl into a hole and die #anyway i don't even care about the actually content they're making i just like conducting research on their followers

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bisaster-energy · 11 months

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think i'd actually rather die than read another fic where the main plot point is cas trying to make up for something "bad" he did

#if I wanted to see cas be ostracized and given the cold shoulder I would just watch the show #obv I stopped reading as soon as I realized what was going on i don't hate read lmao #istg tho fics where it's like ''cas messed up!! im sure sam and dean have never done that before how can he make it up to dean 😔''#like cmon now #it's even weirder in au fics cos in the show cas only fucked up cos he was certain what he was doing would fix smth #Or he was trying to save the winchesters #but in au it's just like. Oh there was a good job opportunity and dean said smth mean so he left FOR 10 YEARS #cas only ever left dean for personal reasons I think when he divorced him in s15 #and that was after dean blamed him for pretty much everything going wrong ever and not showing any sympathy for his dead child #And he STILL came back to the bunker like 2 seconds later lmao #i get that translating things into au is hard but cas leaving for any other reason than he has.to is just so strange to me #just a rant post I'm done now <3 #cas my best friend cas

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contraspem--spero · 8 months

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Listen I'm about anti-natalist as you can possibly get but like if you'd learn pedagogics and it's history and realise how much of it was invented by Men maybe you'd understand a lot about why our education system is the way it is

#terfs do touch #personal #radbrl #like listen I'm not saying women are inherently better than men at teaching or rearing kids of course we aren't #but like #overwhelming amount of pedagogical theory and methods were invented by men #men who literally were not interested in their own children's entire existence #men who let their wives raise their 13th child as they die from pneumonia as they write another one of their books #titles something like Children have Literal Devils in them and Here's How to Hit them so they become Normal (pedagogics)#men who are as far divorced from the reality of child rearing as one could possibly be #and men who are then surprised their children act like children and not Baby Sized Adults #like undoubtedly there's more to it there's even religion and Christianity mixed in and class issues and more #but at the core of it you look at the authors of all the methods that boil down to 'hit that baby' and it's men. men of all nations cultures #periods classes etc #wonder what that means for our current educational system and women who are demonized for working for it

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ninety6tears · 2 years

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Crying into the void, it’s been 84 years but Madchen Amick really was so heartbroken that she couldn’t change Lynch’s mind about Bobby and Shelly’s separation that she came up with Shelly still wearing his ring around her neck to signify that a part of her still wants to be with him I CAAAAAAN’T

#twin peaks #bobby briggs #bobby x shelly #madchen amick #shelly johnson #even though frost confirms they've been amicably divorced since becky was a child he was also like #shelly still has a thing for bad boys even if infidelity wasn't the root cause of their breakup and I'm just like #red's gonna get arrested shelly girl GO HOME #they're still a FAMILY when she calls him at the sheriff's station she calls her car THE CAR like they're still married #like she forgot in a moment of distress #they have a home and hearth at the RR where he apparently goes to talk to her a lot

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5sospenguinqueen · 26 days

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Bedtime Stories | Daniel Ricciardo x Author! Reader

Summary: For the past six years, you've been dreaming of a future with Daniel. Until one silly little interview shatters every illusion.

Warnings: Swearing. Angst. Baby fever. End of a relationship. Daniel bashing.

Female reader with various faceclaims. Takes place in the 2022 season.

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User 2 no, it's not an announcement. her best friend is currently pregnant and she was gushing about looking forward to aunty duties

User 3 omg her and daniel would make the cutest babies though

→ User 4 i bet she can't wait until they have their own mini-me

User 5 imagine our rom-com queen going from writing the cutest but filthiest fiction imaginable to writing about why you should eat your carrots

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User 6 i can't believe this man was talking about being in the height of his career when he's been nothing but a flop since leaving red bull

User 7 the way he's been stringing this poor woman along for 6 years, knowing how badly she wants children, to then decide in a random interview that he's never going to have kids because they would be a 'distraction'

User 8 fans spotted y/n running from the pits once she saw that daniel was safely done with racing

User 9 i fear we may be witnessing the downfall of something we once held sacred

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16•06•22

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fallontonight did you know @ YourUser Name was once chased by a kangaroo? find out how in tonight's episode of The Tonight Show 📚🦘

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YourUserName thanks for having me! ✨

User 11 excuse me, ma’am, reassess what

User 12 daniel has been absent from her last 3 posts

→ User 1 not even in the likes or comments

→ User 2 and he didn't even congratulate her on the recent book launch

→ User 3 ya’ll are reaching. he's busy racing. she's busy doing book promo. they still follow each other

User 4 anyone notice she didn't look as happy as she usually does

→ User 5 yes! and i swear she got teary when talking about her life plans 🥺

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YourUserName my happy place 🌊🐚🦀 Aug '22

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User 6 does this mean a new book is coming soon

→ User 7 girl, we’ve just had one. let the woman rest

→ YourUserName sorry, my lovelies but i don’t think i'm in the right headspace to being right a romance novel at this time

→ User 6 confirmation??!?!

→ User 7 we’re children of divorce

→ User 8 honestly fuck those two because i couldn’t have cared less about vroom vroom boys until mother started dating one and now i'm crying in class ‘cause they’re over

landonorris get that bread, queen 🍞

→ YourUserName who let you out of daycare

→ User 9 not y/n and lando interacting like she didn’t break his teammates heart

→ User 10 more like his teammate broke y/n’s heart. let's not make daniel out to be the victim here

kellypiquet p said get writing those children’s books so she can brag about aunty y/n to her friends

→ YourUserName my sweet girl. i saw the cutest dress the other day for her so I’ll pop round soon x

→ User 11 i love their friendship

→ User 12 get this woman a child. She’s too sweet to be stuck in cool aunt mode forever

User 13 anyone notice she didn't do her annual birthday post for daniel?

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04•09•22

User 14 no because the interviewer was so real for that. checo has a few children and he’s currently 2nd best. max is nowhere to be seen on the grid he's that far ahead and he makes sure p is his priority when she’s there so???

→ User 15 and the way he stormed out. i bet PR are sooo happy with him

User 16 nah because mclaren recently announced that they’re not extending his contract so he currently doesn't have his seat and doesn't have his y/n, all because he thought he was better than that

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danielricciardo yesterday was something. p17 wasn't the result we were expecting, and the media were a challenge but it's always a delight to be in Suzuka. Moving on to the Americas

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User 1 maybe if y/n was there, you wouldn't have done so badly

User 2 maybe if he had a baby waiting in the paddock he would’ve had more incentive to do better

mclaren we’ll get them next time 💪

User 3 letting mclaren and lando down

→ User 4 the real reason he and y/n broke up is because he has no wins. she should move onto lando or something

→ User 5 he’s way too young for her

→ User 4 they'd make a good looking couple tho

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YourUserName thirty, flirty and thriving. please enjoy a small snippet of my 30th birthday, organised by my favourite girl. these are the nice moments before she plies me full of cocktails and i become the sloppiest person in monaco tagged: kellypiquet

kellypiquet any chance to celebrate you 🤍🤍

→ kellypiquet and an even better chance to drink the entire bar and force max to carry us home

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landonorris can't believe you tried (and failed) to stop us from gatecrashing

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→ landonorris i know you're joking but it still hurts my feelings

maxverstappen1 happy birthday, sloppy. you don't look a day over 40

→ YourUserName i'm gonna let that slide but only because i love the bag that kelly told you to buy

User 7 happy birthday to the best author

User 8 happy birthday queen

carlossainz55 happy birthday, y/n 💐

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User 5 kelly and y/n look like the funnest people to hang out with

→ User 6 literally need to know how to become part of their duo

lewishamilton happy birthday, y/n. have a lovely night 💕

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mclaren happy birthday to papaya's favourite author (we're still waiting for a racing rom-com that is quite clearly about your favourite f1 team and their super sexy admin) 🥳🥳

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This is going to be part of a Baby Fever Angst series with the other drivers. So, multiple drivers are going to have an smau like this.

Max’s Version | Lando’s Version | Lance’s Version

Charles’ Version

I do have Part 2s planned if people want them but also happy to leave it like this :)

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