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jellybeanium124 · 2 years

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Wait a fuckin second... if Leonard read Reggie’s journal all the way through (and not just the parts on Viktor), then he KNEW Klaus was immortal

#can you imagine tho #leonard sees klaus and fucking smashes his head with a hammer all 'tee hee' and everyone is like WHAT THE FUCK and viktor murders him #and then klaus wakes up half an hour later like 'yo v did your boyfriend not like me or something??'#and everyone is like 'WHAT THE FUCK' (again)#and klaus is like 'wut'#and someone says 'normally getting hit in the head like that would kill someone'#and klaus is like 'I've been smashed in the head before when I was short on drug money and it didn't kill me'#and everyone slowly puts it together #tua #leonard peabody #harold jenkins #the umbrella academy #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 #tua s1 #klaus hargreeves

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icarus-has-falllen · 2 years

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ok so like

my 1st time ever submitting a request and I am currently starting s1 of umbrella academy (I'm only on ep 5, not even half way through)

but wut abt, the main cast x youngest male reader so they're all protective but just like 5, he disappears outta the blue

he comes back when they're all at "dads" funeral, like sum teleport stuff (kinda like 5??)

basically the kids like dr. strange magic/ability wise

ok I'm realizing how long this is getting, but anyways: y/n knows wtf happened with 5 and like splits up Diego an Luther's fight bc y/n basically became this mastermind of like time (this is basically my oc by this point) anygays

I'm giving you full range on the rest:3

...GOOD LUCK-

oOooo I love the umbrella Academy keep the umbrella Academy request coming guys :D I am also honored I'm the first person you did an ask for ☺️

Type: fluff

Pronouns: he/him

Trigger warnings: drug use cursing (I mean come on it is the umbrella Academy) Minor spoilers for S1 ep1

The Hargreaves x platonic!younger! Male! Reader

On October 1st 1989 43 women around the world got pregnant the only thing peculiar about this is that none of the women were pregnant the day before. Reginald Hargreaves went on a search to find and collect all of them. He got 8.

Sadly number Five and number 8 went missing over that time number 8 realised he had powers he could control time with a flick of his wrist and he could also move objects with his mind

It had been 13 year's since the pair went missing and they're siblings had to live with two chairs empty every morning and night until they moved out and then

Their father died

Now five and eight had found a way back into their timeline but somethin had went wrong five had miscalculated and and they were stuck in their 13 year old bodies again. Which sucked ass if you asked 8

As soo as the funeral service had started all seven siblings gathered around along with their mother and chimp butler named pogo. They watched as number one or Luther as their mother named him dumped his ashes into a sad clump of bones. Pogo asked if anyone had any last words and as always diego or number two wanted to pick a fight with Luther. So they did diego went on and on and on about their father couldn't even name them and other thing 8 couldn't care for so he rolled his eyes at the immaturity of it all.

Luther finally snapped as he predicted and as they were fighting five nudged eight to use his powers. So he did covered the two in a black smokey outline and pushed them apart, and spat at the two "stop acting like children your in you fucking 30s get it the fuck together before you break something." all of them looked surprised at their brother's hostility as he was always the nicer one of the eight. Eight just rolled his eyes and walked into the house with five and Klaus not far behind.

#Umbrella Academy x male reader #Luther x male reader #Klaus x male reader #Five x male reader

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roonilwazlibweasley · 2 years

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thesquidgame · 4 years

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Umbrella Academy Trailer Breakdown

Keep in mind that I wrote like 4 pages of this and then my computer deleted it by accident and I have now way to retrieve it, so this was originally much longer

The first two names that Five calls are Diego and Luther

Across the street there is a sign advertising Kiss Vampire

There is a 1963 movie called The Kiss of the Vampire that was released on september 11th 1963

It’s about a honeymooning couple who get drawn into a vampire cult

Fun

The soldiers appear to gun down one of their own men

Who is waving a red flag, which can stand for communism or socialism

The siblings look beaten and bruised when a nuke goes off

I don’t think that’s the end of the season though

I think it’s what Five sees that causes him to go further back and prevent it

The song playing is called “Here Comes the End” it’s a new song by Gerard fucking Way

The traditional netflix transition is turned into black and white

Five still looks freaked out

So I think Cha Cha pulled him back further in time

Cha Cha looks a lot older, so he’s probably been there for some time

It goes deeper into a store, then a sewing shop, then a bunch of cars outside of a house with police directing them

The record playing is Johann Sebastians Bach’s Chaconne

Chaconne is defined by the Oxford dictionary as: a composition in a series of varying sections in slow triple time, typically over a short repeated bass theme.

Which could weirdly enough describe the Hargreeves as well

Klaus has a cult, with a LOT of followers

As long as he doesn’t hurt them then I’m just glad he’s getting some love

His cult appears to be about him reassuring and comforting people who have lost loved ones

Allison appears to be in court, she’s sitting next to another man and woman, with a lot of white people who look pissed behind her

Luther is a boxer that I can’t tell if he’s hated or loved

Ben is so done with Klaus’ shit

Diego is in an asylum with Lila and I’m not happy

Vanya is in a car with a woman and a little kid

She has one hand on the steering wheel and the other at an angle that leads me to believe she has her hand on the woman’s knee

Five somehow rounded up the gang

Want to see what that was like

They are already SO done with Klaus’ cult it’s not even funny

Okay a little funny

Okay very funny

A minute in! (I already did this shit for an hour and a half and it was deleted so I’m so unenthusiastic but whatevs)

Diego has his hair cut and he’s in his outfit when they are going in to see the tv, and his outfit looks a little dirty so it’s probably a little later in the season

It looks like they are going to the place where Five was meant to assassinate the president

There are silhouettes of Five and Luther in the reflection

Diego is talking to Allison about how the whole thing revolves around the president’s assasination, and there’s a man in the background

Allison is holding the man from earliers hands while he’s in jail

Yay!

Her romantic subplot isn’t with her brother!

Five is looking at a zoomed-in image of a woman wearing a hijab or a scarf looking up at the sky in shock

Vanya is looking in fear at a tape with someone standing ominously in the background

It looks like at the beginning we think it’s nuclear bombs that destroy the earth (it’s probably something different in the end)

Diego is standing in some sort of control room

Five is sneaking through another room that looks to be in the same or a similar building

Another message or whatever for the three men that look like the musketeers grew up to be an Edward Scissorhands Scrooge

I wonder if the milkman’s milk is sour or if he just refills the milk with good milk every time he goes to murder somebody

The scorrges break into the asylum where DIego is at and starts shooting at him and Lila

They escape, because he’s Diego

Allison looks really beat up, by the “vacuum salesmen”

I know that line wasn’t meant to be funny, but it was really fucking funny

Halfway there… Again

Someone did a flip and-

HOLY FUCK

THe goldfish guy?!

This is some megamind shit!

Klaus’ cult is a happy cult :)

Diego and Lila have a budding romance

Someone gets blasted

Vanya looks really scared at the wheel of a car by the milk man

That was phrased horribly

Some jackass dodges one of Diego’s knives

This is kinda off topic

But there is such a harsh contrast between the characters moods in the instagram posts and in the trailer

For example, Allison looked super happy in the posts, but super pissed in the trailer

Klaus looked super pissed in the posts, but super happy in the trailer

Same thing goes for the rest of them, it completely contrasts

Klaus looks like he’s dancing while high in a liquor isle (you were doing so good baby, so good)

Klaus, Allison, and Vanya dancing in the foyer in something I can get behind

I love Vanya’s dancing

In every situation, it’s awkward, it’s nerdy, but it’s so good

It’s a Napolean Dynamite type situation

I’m not going to get into that interaction with Luther and Five, I don’t know

It looks like Luther and Five team up in this season and that is a nope from me

Ben shushes Klaus in front of a door title bureau and I don’t even know

LOL, a book meant for very dumb children

THis is a cute fight between Ben and KLaus

Stop trying to make Luther and Five happen, it’s not going to happen

I love it how Five asks Klaus

He’s not even like

As he here? In like a hopeful way

It’s more like, how many idiots do we have to deal with today

No, unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel

Are you kidding me?

That seems like Justin and Robert’s real life chemistry, lol

The sign behind Ben’s head isn’t actually a real place

Someone got PISSED at Luther

I’m betting it was Vanya

The second she saw him she was like

Hey asshole, remember the years of abuse you put me through and how you hurt me more when I was hurt?

Guess what bitch, that came back to haunt you

But then again? How were you supposed to know that you’re actions had consequences

Boo-hoo

Look! It’s Allison’s boyfriend again!

It looks like Allison and Klaus are together in time, and when Five popped in they were like wut

Baby Pogo. No.

Yay! Diego beats the shit out of 66% of the scrooges

Ax child ax child ax child

Who beat up Luther I’ll shake his hand

Flippity flip flip flippity

Why in there the giant beams of light hurting Allison HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

I AM 10000000% here for the tiki hut

I heard a rumor that you punched yourself in the face

Young Reginald

NO NO NO

This is a really important detail

11/22/63 is a Stephen King novel

11/22/63 is a novel about

A TIME TRAVELER WHO GOES BACK IN TIME TO STOP THE KENNEDY ASSASINATION

THE SAME PLOT

Here’s the wikipedia page, Gerard knows what he’s doing

#tua #tua2 #ua #ua2 #spoilers #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #the hargreeves #11/22/63 #breakdown #analysis

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thesevenumbrellas · 4 years

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Okay but has anyone written a fic with modern!dave who is a cop who ends up running into Klaus all the time and love blooms? Bc i really wanna read that

I've read a couple where Dave was a paramedic but never any where he was a cop... That would be so great because what if he was Eudoras partner and Diego doesn't like him cuz he thinks Dave and Eudora are gonna end up together but then Daves like "is your brother single?"

And Diego's like "wut"

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #dave katz #dave/klaus #eudora patch

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hoezier · 7 years

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all the times he surprised her and the one time he didn’t...

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ladamedemartel · 6 years

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ptonkin One thing I’ll never understand (and this isn’t me...

Also maybe this is because I’m biased toward Hayley but like why wasn’t she named Labonair? Hayley’s name came from a family that abandoned her and Klaus’ so called name came from a man that beat him so why would they give their kid either?

ptonkin One thing I’ll never understand (and this isn’t me...

“M is for mikaelson” in TO 102 lmao wut a retcon

ptonkin One thing I’ll never understand (and this isn’t me...

I so wish I could find my posts raging at this shit from season 3 all those years ago, though I was more concerned with ‘lol Rebekah MIKAELSON u mean Estherdottir but ok” still pisses me off

I mean, I think Hope did go by Hope Marshall and you’re more of a Hayley epert than me, but I’m not sure whether Hayley would identify more with Marshall or Labonair.

Yeah, I get the whole family unity thing with “the Mikaelson’s” but that’s not how people in Iceland use surnames these days. I’m only going with Iceland here because from what I’ve found, they’ve tried to keep their viking heritage more intact by having a significant portion of the population that still worships the gods in the Norse pantheons and they still follow the “father’s name + son/dóttir” formula for naming their children. Plus modern Icelandic is supposed to be very similar to the old Norse that was used in the old epics.

It would have been Rebekah Mikaeldóttir though, but I see what you mean and I appreciate the rage.

#ptonkin #;;out of lavender

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hellsbellschime · 6 years

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I know everyone has their own opinion, just commenting on that anon that keeps saying CK and KC are now the same, like wut 🤔 When was Caroline Klaus’s therapist, doormat, and man pain cleaner??? She talked about being a good father because (unfortunately) they’re both parents and can relate on that.

Well I’m glad the consensus seems to be that they are not the same at all.

#klaroline for ts #Anonymous

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thelonelybrilliance · 6 years

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TVD Sassy Recap - 2x18 The Last Dance

Klaus as Alaric is a lot like Mark Pelligrino as Lucifer.

He creepily finds out everything Katherine knows and then leaves her, compelling her to stab herself in the leg over and over again while he's gone. That's some Kilgrave stuff right there.

Damon is sad about the fact that Katherine might be dead because his heart is soft under all that snark.

There's a great bit where Elena won't let Damon back into the house for a second and he is VERY pissed but do I EVER ship it.

Also Stefan is SO unbelievable as a high school student.

I am NOT here for the Sheriff Forbes & Matt team-up, by which they plan to kill all the vampires or what have you.

KlausRic shows up to history class, and despite having lived like a thousand years, he can't remember anything about the 1960s.

AND WHY ARE THE 1960s RELEVANT, YOU MIGHT ASK? BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING A 1960s DANCE

I SWEAR THIS TOWN

Beremy shenanigans are NOT what I signed up for.

A compelled high school student shows up and tells Elena that Klaus wants to meet her at the dance tonight.

"He's not going to be 16 and pimply," Damon points out. ILY, Damon, but NO "TEENAGER" ON THIS SHOW IS 16 AND PIMPLY.

Alaric!Klaus shows up and learns that Bonnie has her powers. If he is sufficiently Klaus enough to compel Katherine, why could he enter the house without invite?

Caroline is going as Jackie Kennedy, Matt as JFK.

Elena is picking out costumes from the Salvatore chest of treasures. She is choosing between Twiggy and "Sexy Hippie". She goes as Sexy Hippie. Because of course.

These high schoolers are taking the 1960s VERY serious.ly.

Other things to take seriously; IMPENDING DEATH.

Alaric is dressed in a peacoat, but someone compliments him. I don't think that's Barnaby Road enough?

"I don't have the best lucky in the girlfriend department," Jeremy says, by means of trying to get Bonnie to be careful. Sir, I COULD not care less if I physically tried.

THERE IS A GIANT MULTI-COLORED BUS IN THE GYM. I REPEAT.

Klaus is compelling people to mention his name, which makes everyone vaguely concerned. "It's a party, people," Damon says. "BLEND."

Klaus!Ric is honestly kind of dorky. Occasionally terrifying, but dorky.

DAMON AND ELENA ARE DANCING AND IT IS CRACKING ME UP. ALSO THE ROMANTIC TENSION IS INCREDIBLE

I really appreciate the fact that all the clandestine conversations are happening via dancing. Stefan and Caroline, Damon and Bonnie, Damon and Elena...it's a great setting and allows me to be a merry shipper.

NOT SO MERRY: Jeremy. He wanders off on his own, which is extremely foolish. Fortunately STefan follows him and they have a heart-to-heart that I can't care about, because it's Jeremy.

Literally despite the terrible chances of death, Damon is literally FULLY involved with dancing.

In other news, Jeremy told Stefan who told Elena and she and Bonnie ALSO separate themselves from the party.

A group of compelled idiots attacks Jeremy, and then the Bros. Salvatore fight him, and now KlausRic has Elena and Bonnie ALONE.

Fortunately they escape him and run into Damon, which is always a huge relief. Even though KlausRic is still AT LARGE.

The unintentionally hilarious part of this is that Bonnie is doing all her (admittedly badass) witchery in a sexy hippie costume.

ELENA CAN'T SAVE HER I AM FEELING STRANGELY EMOTIONAL ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP

IS BONNIE DEAD??? IT SEEMS SO. I am sure she and Damon had some sort of plan but EVEN HE SEEMS QUITE SHAKEN

But of course, who was I to doubt Damon? Damon and Bonnie had some sort of magic plan by which Bonnie is restored in the witches' old house.

Stefan's all, "Damon how could you conceal this" and Damon has a GREAT anti-hero line where he's like, "I'll be the bad guy, and let her hate me for it...and keep her alive." YASSSS #delena

Jeremy brought a wireless router to the witch house so he and Bonnie can have Netflix? Boy wut. THEY SKYPE ELENA. My emotions over their friendship apparently only apply when they are on the verge of death.

AND THEN DAMNNNN THERE IS A FANTASTIC DELENA SCENE WHERE ELENA APOLOGIZES AND EH SAYS "I WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU" AND OMGGGGG

Ok Elena on the heels of that why are you undaggering Elijah??? I mean I love Elijah so I'm not hella sorry, but still.

#tvd #vampire diaries #the vampire diaries #my recaps #sassy recaps #yesss

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mangaien · 4 years

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the idea that fucking mikael would after klaus challenged him to a battle, which klaus won, just run a sword through his shoulder and into a tree and just like fucking leave him there just makes me go wtf..........like i just.......no.........no.

........wut there are so many things to just start unpacking here why i just no at that whole thing and i just aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. like just the fact that i do see that fucking mikael would be fucking proud in that moment but since he is an ass he would although fucking attack klaus again and klaus might not see it coming and be like ‘ don’t get to greedy boy’ or something like that....but that attack again is like not on the level of fucking stabbing your son with a sword.

#aggiewatchingtheoriginals #.............i don't agree with it #like wtf #also like if he left klaus like that he legit left him to die bc during that time that type of bleeding would have fucking kill you #: mun / swagnes is back in town .#.......i just yeaaaah idk bros i don't agree with it at all #: character / mikael .

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girlsacrificed-archive · 7 years

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@sclvatore replied to your post: that post that is going around that says that...

WAIT DAVINA DIED WUT ? ( I stopped watching TO in s2 finale ) WTFF

SHOOT !! SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE BY NOW !! but oh gosh yes, the ancestors kind of hi-jacked Kols blood and when Davina brought him back he had this anger towards her and blah blah blah. and he ended up draining her of blood. and then she was brought back kind of in limbo type of thing and Freya was supposed to find a way to bring her back, especially since the ancestors were torturing her in the afterlife. so Freya was like ‘oh we can use Davina to weaken Lucien so we can kill him’ & Klaus told her to find another way and to not kill Davina. and what do Freya and Elijah do ?? they sacrifice her to save their family. so yeah. forever fucking salty

#sclvatore #x. ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇ ( ooc )

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kanuna-kam · 7 years

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I can’t believe the last thing Holder said to Bullet was that he didn’t give a shit about her 🙃🙃🙃

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hoezier · 6 years

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Are there any Klelijah scenes or plots you wish happened in the show that didn't?

Scenes: where is the scene where Elijah kisses Klaus’s forehead, you cowards? Where is the one where he kisses his cheek? WHERE IS THE SCENE WHERE HE’S CRADLING HIM IN HIS ARMS AND NURSING HIS FEVER WHEN THEY WERE HUMANS?? wheres the sex scene i mean wut

Plots: I was really hoping more would come out of the end of season 2/start of season 3 angst. They reaaaaaaaaaaally needed to do wayyyyy more with the season 4 stuff and Elijah’s purpose being Klaus’s redemption, tbh. I also wish the Klaus yelling at amnesiac!Elijah in 5x08 would end up coming up again just cause I wanted a scene where BUT HE DID LEAVE gets acknowledged, though I’m just being picky at that point.

But you know what I really wish would have happened? There was a thing going around during the hiatus after season 2, some kind of rumor or speculation, how one of the main enemies of season 3 was going to be a man who is after Elijah for killing his brother. And listen, I might have dreamed that or made that up or something, but it’s been in my head for so long and I’ve genuinely wanted something like that to happen around that time just because it would have been such a great timing for it, especially if the enemy tries to take out Klaus as a kind of revenge. Maybe I’ll write that.

#anon #answered #the originals for ts #klelijah

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hoezier · 7 years

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This is my new favorite Klaus face

Look at this confused puppy. He’s like what’s going on?? Marcel??? what are you doing here??? what just happened? wut??

#personal #the originals #klaus mikaelson #original groupies #things that happen as you gif

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hellsbellschime · 4 years

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I always compare Klamille with Spideychelle. Ships that happened because the audience bullied the directors into doing it. Both Michelle/Camille have 0 chemistry with Klaus/Peter. And they fit the females personality/story so they make sense for the protagonist. Camille had 0 personality outside of Klaus and Michelle doesn't even have a storyline apart of being Peter's stalker/love interest. Camille and Michelle are different in personalities but it's the same issue with the romance.

LOL wut, who the hell in the audience was trying to force Klamille to happen, it was like the least popular Thirstday ship ever.

#thirstday for ts #Anonymous

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