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sunlightmurdock · 2 months

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I feel like I’m always so out of left field when I bring up kids 🤣

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dbf!jake (not apocalypse) and his thoughts/feelings on kids?

Like, I can so see him accidentally discovering a breeding kink (this is my fave thot for any version of Jake). He sees her babysitting/holding a baby and his brain immediately says “she needs to be holding our baby asap”. With her being onboard and never pressuring her, of course. He is a gentleman

I feel like before they got together, dbf!jake would just be pretty content with not having kids bc he hadn’t found anyone to settle down with, and he had kind of a weird childhood, so he has just accepted that kids probably aren’t on the agenda for him — not that he necessarily didn’t ever want them specifically.

He likes kids and is great with them, all of his friends have wives and families so he’s around them a lot.

And then when he starts dating reader, kids don’t really cross his mind because she’s so much younger than he is — he just figures she wouldn’t be thinking about them yet.

But then at parties and stuff, he’s forced to see her being so great with his friends’ kids, like playing dolls or tag, and the thoughts start to cross his mind. I think he would feel really guilty at first for even thinking something like that; like it would be selfish to make her settle down for him.

Then at one particular party, he’s just standing there and she has a baby in her lap, and the two of them are just completely hitting it off. Laughing and giggling at each other like they’re the two funniest people in the room, and something just flips in Jake’s brain that he can’t switch off. He wants to see her holding their baby one day.

And it makes him uncomfortable, because he’s really nervous about bringing it up, and he doesn’t get nervous about anything. So, reader calls him on it and is like, “You’ve been really weird all week, what’s your problem?”

He’s left with no choice but to sigh and awkwardly start to mention what’s on his mind. I’ve been thinking a lot about our future, and… — and instantly she thinks she’s being broken up with, so he’s surprised to see her smile when the word kids comes out of his mouth.

Maybe she’s not completely ready in that moment, it was probably still a bit of a surprise, but she has known that Jake is the one for quite some time now, so it’s still an easy yes.

#dbf!jake #jake seresin

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nikethestatue · 2 months

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This isn’t a question, but the fact that the only way gywnriel can happen is if Elucien happens is very comical. It’s like Elriel is the only ship that can exist without the other two. I believe it’s that way for reason. And also, have you noticed that the Gwynriels are becoming Eluciens out of left field just because they are afraid of their ship not happening? Unlike them, we never needed another ship to keep Elriel alive and well.

They think we created the Vassien ship because we were afraid of Elriel not happening. It’s canon that Lucien spends more time with Vassa than Elain and the night court. SJM wrote it, not us. 🤣

Yes, they have a strange and someone tense alliance. Of course it gets weird when Azriel wouldn't mind murdering Lucien, but who is looking at these minor details?

Elriel is the only ship that's not beholden to any other for its existence. Whatever happens with anyone else, has no impact.

And notice how it's never Elriel vs Elucien. It's always Elriel vs Gwynriel + Elucien. Because if it's Elriel vs Elucien, we know who wins. So they need to support Gwynriel, so that Azriel suddenly becomes so enamoured with Gwyn, he forgets all about Elain.

NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN

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mehoyminoyyy · 9 months

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TSITP S3 Predictions

@mesillusionssousecstasy

Thank you!!! I took a while to really analyze things.

So my predictions for s3 based off my previous post would be this.

I believe were going to get a full season or close to a full season of jelly really in love. I think we are going to see them in a loving relationship as a campus couple , I think were going to get povs from Belly, Jere and people around them. I think their going to be happy for at least half of it or more than half of the season.

I don’t know much about the books but me being in this fandom for a bout a week now, I’ve seen a whole lot 😭😂

I know sort of what goes down in book 3. I gotta be honest that’s something I dint want to see because if would completely destroy Belly and Jeres characters. ( tbh I feel like it came left field in the books from what I know but that just my personal opinion)

I don’t think major conflict is going to happen untill close to the end of the season if any. The reason being the best stories are always built up really good just to term em down 😭.

I think people need to watch this as an adaptation and not a direct copy of the books too. I read something about Jenny wanting to change things for the show , and tbh I think thats great in this case of a love triangle story because its like a alt universe of the original. ( At least thats how I see adaptations anyway 🤣)

I think Jenny Han has things up her sleeve that probably haven’t even happened in the books , to bring a new life to the story or like a “what if” this could happen sort of thing.

I think possible themes of conflict could be any of these:

-Cheating ( which as of rn I don’t think would be implemented just yet, I’m not ruling it out though )

- Job opportunity difference / moving or something that is needed obligatory event and they’d have to split (long distance)

-Some random conflict in cousins

- A proposal /engagement but cold feet in the end

- An important character maybe gets misinformation and the pot gets messy and insecure feelings resurface

- Belly gets pregnant 👀 ( that would be so crazy tbh)

The possibilities are actually endless here. I think their relationships will be tested. I think were going to see how strong they are together. (Jelly)

s3 will be a mainly a jelly season , I think bonrad will have moments as well but more of the kind where conrad’s like “ Im happy for you” (actual character development)

I think Conrad will have a new partner and it might be going well like picture perfect ( at least from the outside) and Belly might get upset ( not because she misses being with con but because she might feel a lil silly for still letting him get to her like he does)

She might get conflicting feelings that resurface because lets face it Con put her through some trauma so ofc she is allowed to feel a certain way even if she is in a loving relationship.

I think were going to maybe see new sides of everyone because were reaching that in-between weird young adult/ still feeling like a teen stage. I think everyone going to have something happen to their characters that’s different from s1 and s2, essentially s3 will be a set up season a clam before the storm to take a break from how emotional s2 was.

If Jenny Han truly wants a bonrad endgame shes goinging to have break up jelly so badly they cant come back from it and that would be so so sad to see. Cons they spent most of s2 rebuilding everything.

( This is not what Susan would want either, her wish is that they all stay together )

Because if Belly were to get back with Con after everything after s2 I think that would be worse than her being with a completely different partner because of their history.

UNLESS there is a long as hell break for them all. Something would need to happen that major that splits the group apart. And may after some years after everyone went their separate ways they all rekindle, Conrad comes back as a better person etc . Thats the only way it could work ( But tbh even thats a reach)

So as of right now anything is bound to happen but what I do know for sure is that s3 ( if we get it) at least for the first half of it is going to be so wholesome and cute. I cant wait to see an actual healthy on screen relationship for once 😭

#tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #team jelly #team bonrad #belly x jeremiah #belly x conrad

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thewingedswine · 7 months

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Can I ask what it is about this fandom you find unfriendly? I've been feeling the same a little and I've been feeling alone in this.

Long winded rant, hold onto your buttcheeks.

I’m going to put this out there for anyone who feels afraid to say it, and that’s only because this particular fandom is the ONLY fandom I’ve ever experienced this with. I’m a big fan of marvel and dc, sci-fi and fantasy, I show dogs, I train dogs, I make leather goods, and those are all cutthroat communities with their own problems but I’ve never felt uncomfortable in any of those the way I am in this one,

So here goes; I hope this helps some of the people like me, who really love Avatar, but don’t like the fandom environment.

I think the biggest problem is with the NeteyamxOC pairing niche- which seems to be the biggest subcategory in the fandom.

I’ve seen in the comments sections of several Instagram and tumblr posts(Neteyam pictured or written with oc’s, mostly) where a bunch of mean-girl antagonist harpies will emotionally body each other and the OP and claim Neteyam as if no one else has a right to pair an OC with them?

UM EW? SO WEIRD AND CULTY. thank god none of that happened on any of my posts or I would’ve had to slam my head in a door.

then there are the purists, who reprimand you if you change the traits of any of their favorite characters or portray them in a way they don’t approve of- this has happened to me several times, which, fair, I suppose. I did something heinous with a character in my story(he gets a redemption arc later but that’s not the point. I should be able to write anything I want, and while I value free speech, it’s like? Why are you getting so mad? He’s a fictional character, just DNR my fic and move on to something you like better, it’s not that serious)

There’s also people reposting artwork that I spent a lot of money on and not crediting the artists, but I feel worse for the artists because you can have all the money in the world but you will never get your time back, and I feel like it’s fucked up that they aren’t at least getting the recognition they deserve on those posts that these stupid poopybutthole assdicks are making.

That could go for any fandom, but I think it’s worth mentioning.

Lastly, both my direct and indirect interactions with a select few people who are VERY prominent in the community have just… left a slightly bad taste in my mouth…? Like nothing explicitly bad happened and if you ask all three of them they will probably go “oh no, me and that person don’t have a problem!” But just… if those three incidents were translated into equivalent in person interactions, I would’ve felt extremely bullied. You could call that me being sensitive, or a number of other things, but that’s just plain how I feel.

It’s a shame because I looooove love love all the fics people write in every aspect and pairing of the fandom, and can recommend you so many amazing fics that were written so much better than mine by such fucking nice and pleasant and humble people tbh, I legit would lick the bottom of their shoes if they asked me politely enough

It’s just those few hundred OTHER people that have made this a bad experience for me🤣

So there that is, this place and some of the hostile NPCs that inhabit it make me feel like I either need to curl into a fetal position to mourn the loss of common sense on the internet, or step into a rage room and never come out,

And the more I think about it, the more I feel like stepping away is a good decision for me.

Maybe when I come back people’s buttholes will have loosened up and I can walk around in the bountiful fields of Avatar/NeteyamxOC fanfiction again like a floppy golden retriever puppy without having to look over my shoulder for a poacher with a sledgehammer, but until THAT day,

(But not before I’ve made my last 2-3 posts by the end of the week)

I’m peacing out, buh-bye😂💕

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ran-orimoto · 1 year

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I’m sad, anxiety is ruining me :(, I have heartrace because of things happening rl. Ran can you light me with a headcanon about married Junzumi?

Aww,Anon💔. I know the feeling. Today I’m being devoured by anxiety too and I do hope I will be able to sleep without having too much trouble. So I’ll virtually hug you💕. You’ll manage to go through this, I promise you. Believe it and you will be fine. Everything will be fine, Anon.

Hm a headcanon about married Junzumi. Well, I’ll go for a comical one I like playing in my mind now and then, never managing to bring my a$$ to write a silly one-shot about it.

I headcanon at a certain point Junpei kinda becomes sick of his life as a tenor. As a budding singer, he just wants to entertain people and convey feelings to them but he also has got a great thirst of success to finally be a main character. However, his devotion to his job leads him to losing control on the situation. It becomes quickly clear he is terribly good at what he is doing and he fairly gets fame in the european opera field. In the span of fifteen years, he ends up with paparazzi and nagging managers telling him what to do, how to act, what to look like in public, what to wear. They also cut his relationship with his fans by personally handling his email, so Junpei grows frustrated about what his life has become and what he has become, sometimes even wondering who that person he’s looking at in the mirror is.

Taking in consideration the lows his career has to offer, those few times he can stay with his family HE DEMANDS to be left alone with them. Alone. Whenever he stays with Izumi and the kids he just wants to be…Another person? Himself…? He just wants to lead an ordinary life wearing whatever he freaking wants, even if he will look like a plumber with hilarious jumpsuits making Izumi laugh so hard. He just wants to spend free days helping Izumi at the restaurant, making calculations about the restaurant’s intake, spending mornings taking care of the garden, of the cats, of the children, calling Kouji wherever he is. In a nutshell, he just wants to be a normal family husband and father. And, Gods, let him eat food prepared by his absolute favourite cook, free from disgusting broth and weird diets for throats, and let him be at the best of his clumsiness.

One day, after the family has moved to Japan again, some client recognizes him, which is something that happens rarely there unlike in Milan. Sitting at the table, they dare to ask Izumi and Junpei if he might be, -just out of curiosity, because of some hunch that won’t let them alone-, that Shibayama Junpei opera singer, that famous one.

Izumi would like to reply, always pleased when someone wants to praise Junpei caro and always ready to commend him in front of others, because after years Junpei has stopped being the only n.1 fan of an imaginary fanclub 🤣. For once, Junpei stops her and replies in her stead, shrugging.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Me? I’m Orimoto Junpei. And, so you know, Orimoto Junpei and Shibayama Junpei aren’t and can’t be the same person. At all.”

(Best wishes, Anon💕.)

#junzumi #digimon frontier #junpei shibayama #izumi orimoto #junpei #izumi #this is the last act Junpei needed to seriously estabilish he’s Izumi’s #I headcanon Junpei and Izumi get married in Italy though #and here they are forced to get Junpei’s surname #but Junpei will always be an Orimoto in his heart #and Izumi rolls her eyes at this Shibayama isn’t Orimoto silliness *affectionate uh uh*#you know the way she is like: she’s a suppoter character about those she loves #her becoming a super Junpei fan is my soft spot shhhhhhhh #and she talks and talks and talks about husband just like he talks and talks and talks about wife #anyway italian restaurant owners have the annoying ass habit to talk to you when you’re at the table and eating too #in Benevento my father usually went to some restaurant where the old lady owning the restaurant WOULD SIT along with him #he did it when we visited too #we are……Annoying and friendly especially in Campania #asks #headcanons

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moonbinscirera · 1 year

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I'm back!! Sorry for not replying for a hot second 😭 yess let's get lost together 😂😍🤩

It definitely is so hard and I dislike it greatly 😕 pleaseee racism porn is such a good word 😩 so real that our experiences are not universal and it's weird to expect it as such!!

Angst 🫦🫦🫦🫦 and yess brain itching omg we got to love the feelings becoming real - that oh shit moment is so good + bonus points if there's more angst after that because you know - unnecessary feelings 🥵

Ooh a rare pair! Life is so hard for no reason for rare pair ships 😔 I feel like no ship should be too underrated and yet they are 💔 omg wonhao dynamics!! We need more 95z with their baby 97

Hehe jsjakakak you are so totally normal and super chill about hao I couldn't even tell 😗 hahaha don't worry I am very much the same with my own bias I believe 🫣

*gripping my armchair* no stress no stress no stress hahahahahahahaha -

So true that we're the harshest critics 😩 I will NOT allow you to be too hard on yourself though >:( but it really do be treacherous waters out here... I'm definitely grateful for the support I've received despite it all

Omg!! Health IT seems like a really cool field 💪🏼 wishing you so much luck, I know you got this 🥳🙌🏼🫶🏼

LMFAO AT THE JAY WHY PEE PIC I LOVE IT!! 🤣😂🤣😂

🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ I think I asked you what colors you like to work with BUT what about your favorite colors just in general? I'm gonna guess blue might be one you like 🤭 will you prove me wrong hehe?

omg u accidentally left me on read and then i accidentally left u on read 😭 so lets call it even 😭 i was even gonna say i dont mind but then we got busy tryna drive home and then i slept all yesterday 😮‍💨 so sorry

shsyshsss YES! because then homies all like "no theyd never like me back its all for the act theres no way it isnt" its so 😚😚 whats ur fave fanfic trope? ( im sorry if u already said 😔)

no because when ur a rare pair ho ur archive be less than a thousand deep spread out over 5 years your standards on what u wont read drop like a egg 😮‍💨 and i need more 95 the way cheol folds up into peak bby girl for hao??? joshua is always tryna smooth over his sulking 😭 jeonghan... idk i cant get over that hide n seek game they did for gose when hao was so mad at hannies cheating he hunted him down my mans put on his sonic shoes to get him 😭

well then i wont let u be harsh either!!! 😤😤😤

thank you 😭 its supposed to be a very flexible field that has alot of different types of places i can work for so i hope itll be a good move 😭 idk

i cannot prove you wrong~ blue is in my list of fave colors i like but green is my absolute favorite! it goes like 1. green 2. blue 3. purple 4. pink 5. black 6. Red 7. white 8. orange 9. yellow 10. brown 😌 how bout you 👀

#query: complete #im sorry for taking so long #really 😭

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longtraffic · 2 years

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Mokey tail beard

Facial hair is the business card you hand to everyone looking at your face, and what that card says is important. The said trend started just this year and so we’re seeing guys growing. As we’ve been seeing in some posts online, the so-called monkey tail beard is becoming popular among men. Not everyone can grow one, but those who can have a responsibility to other people in society. We’ve seen many trends come and go during the pandemic but this just has to be one of the wackiest ever. Having a beard is a privilege, not a right. I really hope that folks stop trying to make the monkey tail beard happen. Monkey tail beards are an example of taking something good too far. Apparently it’s called a monkey tail beard. justine is still listening to folklore January 19, 2021Ĭan we all just agree that the monkey tail beard fad needs to go? ĭan just showed me what a monkey tail beard is and the answer is just No. Alex Cirillo Ferreiras January 19, 2021įYI this is not the kind of beard I like. Hard pass on the monkey tail beard trend. If you have a monkey tail beard, just unfollow me now Real Brianna Make me your New Normal ? January 18, 2021 “Monkey Tail Beard” you’re getting punched in the nuts ? /wN9VASrJ15 However, based on reactions on social media, it looks like the majority is not really crazy about it. But this is what many people like to do with their beards now. Also, one side of the beard connects with the moustache but the other side of the beard is left to appear like a tail. The beard is not cut straight but at an awkward angle. I like the monkey tail beard! If I could grow one I would. The name of the beard style is Monkey tail beard because the beard is cut in the shape of a monkey’s tail. 0o3lcH7bjzĭespite its weird look, some people are actually loving the Monkey Tail Beard.Ĭontroversial opinion: I enjoy the monkey tail beard trend, appreciate manbuns, and think men should, in general, be encouraged to be more playful and expressive, in whatever ways bring them joy. It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side. I need all of my non-baseball fan followers to look at mike fiers' monkey tail beard. A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face. But it sparked fascination and a whole lot of memes when MLB baseball player Mike Fiers of the Oakland Athletics donned the bizarre facial hairstyle in September 2019 to get a laugh out of his teammates. Really get-under-your-skin-haunting.A post shared by Craig Lewandowski called as the Cat Tail, the Monkey Tail Beard isn’t entirely new, as photos of men with the said beard style surfaced on the Internet as early as 2012. As funny as this all is, in reality, it’s actually haunting. The next civil war will be waged over people liking that terrible monkey tail beard But imo monkey tail beards should NOT be a thing. It does, however, provide tweets and a lot of them. While Mike honoured the sanctity of Truth or Dare, we aren’t sure how we feel about the rest of the internet world following suit.Įxactly who, after Mike, sparked this latest horrifying trend is unclear, with the internet abyss providing no answers.īefore I shave my beard off I think I’m going to rock a monkey tail beard for a few days 🤣🤣 shits hilarious The monkey tail beard is so in rn /jY8nkZ4Zf3 They didn’t think I’d go out there and pitch with it. When Mike was questioned about it at the time he said: “They dared me to do it. Actually, it first made face in September 2019, with MLB baseball player Mike Fiers boasting the highly unusual do on the field.

#Mokey tail beard

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jsilverhvnd · 2 years

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△ So did your mom name you Valentine because you were born in February? lkjdfglkjs JK JK! 😂

Actual question is: What is the biggest secret you've kept from your mom and/or friends and loved ones?

ma'am that's a solid 10 on the don't wanna answer scale PLEASE I'M CACKLING. Valentine's never living that down is he? 🤣

Under the cut 'cause it got looooong! Thank you for giving me an excuse to expand on this, I hadn't actually fleshed out the details yet

VALENTINE: Uh, jeez, that's an eight. Maybe an eight-point-eighty-five.

These scars, I never told Mom how I got them. I mean, she knew, obviously, but she didn't know. I didn't want her to think I blamed her—she insisted I go on the gear run that morning. Clan needed new parts for the radios, and I knew 'em best. I didn't wanna go 'cause I was tired. Stayed up too late poking around the code on some old daemon shards or somethin' equally stupid. Usually she'd let me off the hook, but this time she put her foot down and made me go. Clan couldn't afford to get the wrong parts.

And then we got grabbed. Guy we'd been buying from set us up for scav fodder, even though we'd dealt with him fairly before. Prob'ly stood to make a decent stack of eddies on the organs alone, but all of us had some kind of augmentation too. We got knocked out and woke up in the kind of place I'd only seen in shitty slasher films: ice, hooks, cleavers and all.

I wasn't the first; fuckers hadn't bothered hosing down the table before they dragged me up there. They don't worry about sterility if you won't be alive long enough to go septic. Normally scavs'll disable or kill you before they start butchering so they ain't gotta worry about a struggle, but these ones wanted to have fun first. Guess I oughta be thankful for that 'else I wouldn't be here to gripe about it, yeah?

This big guy, must've been over six feet tall, built like a goddamn tank, he slams me down on the table, presses my face into the pool of blood left over from his last "donor". And I'm—I was only fourteen, hadn't gotten a growth spurt, skinny as a beanpole. Didn't even have my first cyberdeck implant yet. I couldn't breathe 'cause of the tears choking me up, couldn't think over the sound of my heart hammerin' in my chest. Fear shut everything else down.

Then he started carving. Sliced my face up and laughed about it. He was going to pop out my optics while I could still scream, I think, but never got that far. Clan came for us—well, they came for Sawyer, 'cause he was our leader's brother. I was just lucky to still be breathing.

My mom, she—fuck, I'll never forget the look on her face when she saw me. She told me later that she'd spent the whole time I was missing petrified, thinkin' our last conversation was gonna be arguing about going on a goddamn gear run. So of course I told her I got cut up in the scuffle like it was no big. Told her I'd been out cold for most of the ordeal, then swallowed my screamin' when I woke up in a panic every night after that.

Couldn't just... burden her with it, you know? Not when she'd already put so much of what she had into raising me on her own. Sure, we had the clan, but she was the one who handled all the meltdowns I had as a kid, who helped me cope with being a mess of sensory problems I didn't understand. Not the clan. I knew she'd'a dropped everything to take care of me and I couldn't stomach the guilt. So I lied to her, and made sure we never ended a conversation on a bad note again. Just in case.

Never told Jackie none of this, either. He touched my face jokingly once, but I reeled back like I'd been hit just outta reflex. I... I guess I could've told him, but I lied 'cause it was easier. Made up some shit about a knife fight in a corn field, laughed it off. He always telegraphed his movements after that, made sure I knew when he was gonna touch me. I... never got the chance to tell him I appreciated it. Always thought it'd be weird to bring it up. I wish I had.

#this is probably WAY more detail than you wanted but the train jumped the tracks #valentine's constant struggle of touch starved vs. don't touch me.....oof #he DOES welcome physical contact he's just uncomfortable with his scars being touched bc it makes him anxious even 14 years later #...............and 'allowing someone else to gently trace your scars' is a top tier intimacy moment and i love that shit #bonus lore: this is why valentine hates scavs more than anything and shows them exactly zero mercy #and why he starts smoking after the quest to save evelyn - the entire ordeal cut way too close to home #and he needed to get out of his head before he started spiralling #so johnny whines for a smoke and he gives in hoping it'll take the edge off #then he just never quits. keeps ev's smoke case too #as a reminder and as a homage to someone he never got a chance to know #valentine voronin #ask #tw violence #tw blood #tw gore #just in case!#lore: valentine

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alltingfinns · 2 years

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Ending the year in Sherlock/TJLC style.

The Empty Hearse

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s very telling that this version of events is dependent upon the removal of Moriarty’s body.

I can’t imagine putting contacts in with pliers. But hardly the least credulous thing going on.

And the closest sherlolly is ever going to get to a canon kiss. When I watched this with my brother, he was still buying the whole explanation and was just surprised that we got a kiss scene.

Heteronormativity is a helluva drug.

Had no idea the hypnotist guy was famous first time I watched.

“Bollocks!” You said it, Lestrade. Never mind the kiss or the perfect corpse dress up or the hypnotism, you can’t bungee jump discreetly.

But Anderson thinks it’s obvious because it keeps his sherlolly fic canon.

“There was a body.” A. Singular. Body. #moriartylives

I honestly wonder how many theories Anderson subjected Lestrade to.

I know the transition of the coffee cups to John’s eyes is haha funny, but it’s also drinks code funny. Blinded by heteronormativity, that one.

Also great job on turning his life around, “Mary”. 🙄

Might poke fun at the guard listening to music on the job, but it makes sense to want to drown out the beating of a prisoner who can’t very well escape a second time.

The torturer being a John mirror. (Unhappy love affair in the navy = Sholto, electricity not working in the bathroom = not good shaving and of course unfaithful wife.) Considering this is the season where Sherlock is most pained by his feelings for John, it makes sense. Ouch, but still makes sense.

The deep wounds in his back. If John only knew…

And that sweet smile about Baker Street… he smol

Boy, John does look so happy!/sarcasm

First time I learned about Guy Fawkes day was in an Enid Blyton book where the plot involved someone stealing the crime solving gang of youngings’ guy money. So I was proud of myself for being like

But like about a culture.

John really hasn’t been back since the funeral.

Kind of weird that Sherlock is okay with someone else shaving him when he’s been on the run, hunted and threatened for two years. But no one ever claimed the writers of this show actually understood ptsd.

Milieu. Or miljö, if you’re Swedish.

Ahh, sibling bickering. “I saved you” “no you sat and watched me getting beaten!” Classic.

“Field work! Ugh!” Very canon Mycroft. (Hence why he never leaves The Diogenes Club)

Passive aggressive Hudson is best Hudson!! 🤣

“Ages you.” The facial hair is a bit of a bad match there.

And again I’m sad that Una Stubbs didn’t live long enough for s5.

“Many bothans died for this info-“ “yeah yeah, where’s my Jawn?!?”

Of course Mycroft had a folder at the ready.

The facial hair must go!

Okay, so John’s grieving process is a bit much. But mrs Hudson… your income (supposedly) depends on renting out your one good apartment. Yet here you are letting it gather dust. “Not your mother” doesn’t seem quite right.

John, so stoked about his proposal, that mrs Hudson assumes he’s about to tell her he’s ill.

“I’m moving on.” What a normal heterosexual flat mate thing to say. What are you moving on from, John? The flat? You left it ages ago! Sherlock’s death? What does Sherlock being dead have to do with your relationship status? Why are you equating a proposal to your friendship (?) with Sherlock?

Hudson is way happier about John’s relationship than he is.

“So soon after Sherlock?”

Don’t you *deep breath* “well yes” at mrs Hudson, young man! You’re the one making the implications she’s inferring from.

Why is mrs Hudson shocked that it’s a woman? Bisexual erasure? Maybe she thought Sherlock was his closet key, or his exes were all beards. Well, not like any of those relationships lasted that long.

“Of course it’s a woman!” Of course. Because he’s moving on and don’t want any reminders of the “could-have-been”s. That’s why she’s short, blonde, has big eyes and is in his mind as far removed from Sherlock as possible.

“Sherlock was not my boyfriend!” No, just your “could-have-been”.

“I am not gay!” Immediate transition to Sherlock sighing.

“Jump out of a cake!” Very heterosexual flat mate of you, Sherlock.

“Baker Street?” Here I paused on Mycroft looking like he’s thinking “my dumb gay little brother really thinks he left London on pause, doesn’t he?”

“What life? I’ve been away!” At first I thought he really was just dismissive of John’s non-Sherlock life. But rewatching I can see a slacking of his face as he takes in the fact that of course John moved on. So he plasters on some false bravado to cover for his mistake of confusing the dream (returning to old life with John) with reality (missing out on his friends living their life).

“How would I know?” Trying almost desperately to save his little brother from the inevitable heartbreak.

And Sherlock feeling his upper lip. If not imagining bristly kisses, then why?

“It’s possible you won’t be welcome”. He can’t say it outright because a) Sherlock won’t believe him and b) Sherlock will just become more determined to prove Mycroft wrong.

The deerstalker = his public image. The coat = his armor.

Stop standing atop buildings!!

I love whenever he does drive by deductions.

This disguise on the go is so fun. Like I don’t care if it makes sense for him to get away with it or not, it’s just good old fun!

“Madam, can I suggest you look at this menu? It’s completely identical.” Fun!

And the fake accent!

All to amuse John who doesn’t even notice his dramatic reveals!

Hmm, The Quiet Man feels. John may be so used to seeing Sherlock everywhere that he doesn’t even think about seeing him in a waiter he never looks directly at.

Dear God in heaven, I’m not even twenty minutes in!!

The femme fatale entrance. It’d be only more perfect if she had her fur coat on.

“You’re the best thing that could have possibly happened to me.” “I agree. I’m the best thing that could have happened to you!”

Gaslighting girl boss.

You may not think it’s a big deal that she dropped the “possibly”. But John is always careful with his word choice. And Sherlock is the best thing that could happen to him, because he did the impossible before, and maybe he can again. He asked Sherlock not to be dead. Maybe…

Does she really have to giggle and prod him while he’s struggling with his words? Best thing my foot!

Did he steal that wine bottle from a table or even the kitchen/bar? The latter seems more likely what with it being unopened and all.

Direct look and the mood has extreme shift.

“Not dead.” Maybe not the best time to remind John of Irene.

“In my defense it was very funny.” 😠 “okay not a great defense”

“Does yours rub off too?” You know, a better title for this episode might have been “Everyone Bullying John Over His Ugly Mustache” though it would make for an awful title card. (EBJOHUM, almost sounds like a biblical name.)

“Donde estas, Yolanda?”

How Sherlock survived = what the fans/Anderson cares about

How Sherlock could do this to John = what actually matters to John/the writers.

The gag of the eating establishments getting progressively less refined as they’re thrown out for violence. 😘🤌 (Am I doing chef’s kiss right?)

Srsly, Sherlock. Why not bring in John into the secret when you already got 25 members of your homeless network involved? Is it because you’d rather he think you were dead? Because if you told John Danger Boner Watson that you’d travel the world to dismantle a criminal network, you knew he’d tag along? So instead he grieves your death. Lose-lose situation, I guess.

Wow, they sure are harping on John about his facial hair in the episode where he gets engaged to be married. No hidden meaning in that.

Even his beard doesn’t like his mustache.

John, this is how mrs Hudson felt. Don’t you see?

Tbf, John. Sherlock has seen your “acting” before. Also, anyone suspecting Sherlock faked his death would watch you more closely than any of the people Sherlock involved.

That said, he isn’t “over” reacting. Just reacting.

“Still a secret” love the extra in the background shaking his head at these terrible secret keepers.

“SWEAR TO GOD!” Angry John is very human, but also very funny.

Martin “do that with a face” Freeman acting out “can you believe this bitch?”

Love that this line that was used as an awesome epic voice over for the trailer, is just a reason for John to headbutt Sherlock in the episode itself.

“I’ll talk him around”. Gatekeeping girl boss. Putting herself in the position of mediator. At the start she was all “omg what have you done?” But now she’s on Sherlock’s side, supporting him in the face of her boyfriend’s (justified) anger.

Also could she pick a more femme fatale coat? Especially with that hairstyle.

“Can you believe his nerve?” “I like him.”

Forget supportive girlfriend, a work acquaintance would feel socially obligated to be more emotionally supportive!!

Stopping here. Apparently this episode will have to be a three part series of observation.

#sherlock #johnlock #rebecka’s sherlock rewatch #that wife #john watson is a disaster #at facial hair at least #john mirrors #sherlock meta #drink code #moriartylives

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magicinavalon · 3 years

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For the weird asks !

Maybe 47 , 55 , 61 , 67 and 73 ? 💕

Thank you for the ask hellsy!!! 💕💕

47. favorite type of cheese?

Oooh. They are all so good. Probably just classic cheddar cheese 🧀

55. favorite fairy tale?

If we are considering true, classic fairy tales, Red Riding Hood 🐺

67. good luck charms?

The necklace I wear every day, it has a pewter pendant with Celtic symbols on it that stand for north, east, south, west and the elements. That or my great grandmother's turquoise ring, but a piece of it is broken and I have to fix it before I can wear it again.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

Probably watermelon with salt, or fries with ice cream.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

I cannot possibly choose just one 🤣 so please have my collection of quotes that I love from each of my fandoms.

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” — Gandalf

"Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why.” — Samwise Gamgee

"If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." — Sirius Black

"Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it." ― Albus Dumbledore

"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger

“Some men are born to plow fields, some live to be great physicians, others to be great kings. Me? I was born to serve you, Arthur, and I'm proud of that, and I wouldn't change a thing." -Merlin

“I don’t want you to change. I want you, to always be you.” -Arthur

"I am made of memories." -Patroclus

"There are no bargains between lions and men. I will kill you and eat you raw." -Achilles

"And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone." -Chiron

"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world." -Patroclus

"Only that: we are here. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet. This is what it means to be alive." -Circe

"Humbling women seems to me a chief pastime of poets. As if there can be no story unless we crawl and weep." -Circe

#ask mia #thank you for the ask 💜💜#quotes i love

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redwolfqueen19 · 3 years

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Day 13:

Oh boy this one I’ve been looking forward too 😂 it’s a long one so bear with me

So It’s funny because it wasn’t until I sort of accepted that I was bi that I started looking back and had a lot of those oh shit moments like there were more than a few signs as a kid I just did not realise 🤣

So I think the first one I can think of is this woman here…

…like I remember watching this movie and having dreams where instead of her finding Quasimodo she’d find me and look after me and be super kind and caring and it would make my heart flutter. At first I just thought that I really liked the movie, even when I wished she was dating me and not Phoebus I still thought like wow yup I just really wanna be close friends with her 😂

Next up we have this character

Again I always wanted to be Kim possible so that I could go hang out with her 😂 me as a kid kinda didn’t really know that being gay was like a thing my parents tried to hide that sorta thing from me a lot.

Then I remember being like 14 and a weird anime video popped up on YouTube in my iPad with like anime girls and 14 year old me started to realise I was a bit too happy to see that 😅

Still I didn’t quite know that like being gay was something that I could be (battled with internalised homophobia for a long time) it wasn’t like I thought it was wrong or anything for anyone else to be it just seemed like something I wasn’t “allowed” to be ya know?

Then I was in year 9 (British school don’t know what grade that is for Americans sorry) and I was really close to one of my girl mates, let’s call her blondie. Anyway there were a few instances where we ended up innocently falling into uhh certain positions. Like we were playing rugby one time and you had to get mud on the other persons face so I remember she tackled me and ended up straddling me on the field. Yeah I still didn’t understand why my chest would flutter or why I blushed so much. (I was a Useless gay I know 😂) anyway time skip to a bit later a guy friend of ours was hitting on her while we were round a mates house and I felt jealous and could see she was uncomfortable. He would hug into her like i was and she felt too uncomfortable to tell him to get off. He then tried to make a move and kiss her and she looked at me panicked so I just tugged her into me and was like this is my wife you can’t have her😂 she giggled and went along with it. The guy was annoyed and kept trying saying he could do anything I could and pulled her to hug into him and she just looked at me like helpppp.

So without thinking I sorta pushed her onto the bed and straddled her and she had her hands on my hips and pulled me close until we were like kissing distance. And I remember my mind going blank and everything inside me stopped functioning for like a second but then she was giggling and looked relieved and I remembered what I was doing. So I turned to look at him and he had got all awkward and mumbled something about getting a drink and left. We giggled about it for ages after he was gone and she thanked me saying he made her feel so awkward and uncomfortable and so I just pushed the whole thought about it outta my head convincing myself that I’d just done what any friend would do and that it was normal to feel all flustered and stuff cause we were just close friends right? 🤦🏼‍♀️

It wasn’t until we were randomly hanging out and she laughed at something and smiled my way that my body was like oh shit you have a crush on your friend, so naturally I panicked hard and told one of my closest mates. She just reassured me telling me I probably just thought she was cool or something and that everyone has thought blondie was pretty now and again and that it was normal “friend” feelings. 😂 fox I was so stupid I believed it all and didn’t think twice about it until I grew up a bit more.

I realised that the “super friendly feelings” I had towards girls wasn’t something everyone had. I was sat with another guy friend and he was looking at Scarlett Johanson who Is a goddess btw and was like she’s hot and I was like heck yeah she is and he looked at me so oddly. Anyway over time I had more crushes on girls and sorta convinced myself that I was “straight” there was just a few girl exceptions 😂

Eventually a friend offered to kiss me so I could see if I did like girls and holy shit it was insane I felt more in that kiss than I ever had before towards guys and it just sorta solidified like yup girls definitely into them.

It was still a long journey after that trying to accept being bisexual and even now I’m not sure if that label is the right one for me so I’m still discovering new things and battling with inner demons but it’s better than what it was when I was first trying to accept this part of myself.

Sorry for the long post 😂 I just hope that maybe ppl had a little laugh or related to some parts and for anyone out there who’s still figuring it out please don’t rush to label yourselves. Or put tons of pressure on yourself to try figure it all out because i don’t think anyone really has it all figured out

We are all gay messes together. Happy pride you awesome ppl!!

As always Be Gay Do Crime 😘

And remember your loved ❤️

#lgbtqia+ pride #pride #pride 2021 #pride challenge #pride month #shareyourpride #childhood #awkward #anecdote #day 13 #pride advice #wlw pride #queer pride #bi pride

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golbrocklovely · 3 years

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Finally home lol but girl that's not dark at all. I love when people are open and honest with their struggles. Mental illness is a serious thing that should be talked about more. I could tell you my whole story about my own struggles with suicidal thoughts and attempts but that would be too long for one ask haha

I myself am religious I guess lol. I go to church, not so much in the last year and a half. I guess I'm a born again Christian but I've always cringed at that phrasing seeing as I'm nowhere near as changed as others in my church circle lol. Got "saved" in 2017 and have been struggling to find my footing in this world since. What do I believe, what do I not believe? Can I not believe everything and still be a Christian?? (Holy shit I just blew my own mind with that question 🤣🤣)

I really want a pet Raccoon 😂 I don't know why but their little hands and the way they just paw at everything, melts my heart haha a more normal answer would be a ferret, mom won't let me get one cause she says they stink

Go to movie food is probably nachos or just good old popcorn. Not really a candy person anymore, hurts my teeth 😕

And worst food I've ever tried, damn that's tough haha I'm a very picky eater so I don't really go out of my usual foods but my mom made this weird casserole one time, it was both somehow wet and dry at the same time. Shit was just not it lol she hasn't made it since😂

And girl I ran out of questions to ask like 2 asks ago lmao I've enlisted the help of Google XD

What unusual thing do you find attractive in a person? What's your dream job? Would you ever start a YouTube channel?

sorry this took so long to respond to. have been busy cleaning up my house all day haha

i appreciate your kind words, and i feel the same. i'm happy when ppl can open up about their mental struggles bc it makes it loose the stigma. plus, it let's others know they're not alone.

i think when it comes to religion, there is no right or wrong way to do it for yourself (as long as you are not hurting you or others). so, i think you're doing just fine if you don't know what do as of right now. first and foremost, you got your whole life to figure things out, and also, regardless of if you believe in everything or not when it comes to christianity, god still loves you regardless. he made you for a reason bc he loves you, so you're not doing anything wrong by still figuring yourself and your religion out :)

omg a raccoon would be dope. i always wanted like a baby hippo. or an otter. they're just so fucking cute.

true, i've never been an eat candy at the movies person. i usually get both nachos and popcorn bc i like to dip the popcorn into the nacho cheese. it's really good, i highly recommend it.

see i'm the opposite, i haven't really found anything i full on disliked, just foods i either have been hesitant to try or food i like lol but i guess my answer would be sushi, but i haven't had any. i'm just gonna assume until i have it that i don't like it haha

true, might have to start doing that...

oooh, on guys i love when they have broad shoulders and a nice back lol i just think a good set of shoulders is so hot for some reason. like, colby has some nice shoulders, and good looking back as well. see... i feel weird saying all this now lmao

my dream job would be to be a singer. i love singing, and i hope one day i get to use my voice in that way, but who knows if that's gonna happen. genuinely, i would love to just do something in the art field, and that could mean singing, dancing, acting, writing, cooking, literally... anything. i love all things that have to do with art. but singing would be the dream scenario.

technically, i did start one back when i was a kid, like 13-14. i posted covers. i think i made three videos and then left the channel for dead. and i think recently i got a copyright strike or something like that on there bc i used music in the background while i sang. youtube is ridiculous in that way. but if i were to make a newer one (which like, i kinda want to do and kinda don't) i would want to be a movie commentary channel. i know, so original. but i think it would be fun. but i also think if i did make a channel, i would be doing all types of videos, not just commentary so... idk if anyone would actually watch me lol

questions: favorite music artists atm, worse movie you ever saw and why, describe the perfect day for you - what would you do, who would you see, ect

#ask #personal

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