so…
pride month is in 2 days
dan’s 33rd birthday is in 12 days
dan’s 5 year coming out anniversary is in 14 days
phil’s 5 year coming out anniversary is in 31 days
AND their 15 year anniversary since becoming facebook friends (haha millennials) is in 22 days
oh and phil is BLONDE
june is going to be an insane month.
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with the knowledge of the green dye bonanza phil went on, i think we have to acknowledge the Truth:
phil told himself "don't cry, craft"
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Dan and Phil April Fools Day Predictions:
Video where they fully commit to the cat boy aesthetic and mew the whole time
Found-footage horror film where we discover that the Crafty versions of dan and phil live under their house
They announce that they adopted a dog and share a pic of it and it's a wild coytote
1-1 recreations of their coming out videos but this time they're coming out as straight
They announce the gaming channel is going back on hiatus (evil)
They do one of those NPC TikTok livestreams for 10 hours
They change their Twitter accounts to mimic phannie accounts from circa 2015 and post shit like kissing edits and imagines
They do absolutely nothing and leave the phannie hivemind to scavenge the internet for a joke or jape and slowly go insane
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