"Cooking is most of life" -guy who doesn't know how to turn on his stove

“phil has the deepest throat” you know daniel i don’t think a single one of us was curious about that

listen. i don't care if you don't ship phan. i don't care what you consider their relationship to be. i don't care if you think shipping real people is a little weird. this isn't about that. i don't give a fuck about that.

this is about dedication, not to dan and phil nor their relationship, but to The Bit. this is about reclamation of power. this is about no longer giving a Fuck.

is it cringe? is it weird? oh for sure, but who are dan and phil if not two cringe weirdos that are dedicated first and foremost to The Bit? put aside that feeling of being cringe, babes. you're on tumblr dot com. this is the cringe website. to be cringe is to unabashedly be your truest self.

be cringe, be free, tag phan at all costs.

dan saying “our home” instead of “our house” is doing unspeakable things in my soul

love how they didn't even acknowledge the whole shelf of booze behind them lololol

starting a rumor that there’s a phannie working for dragon city marketing department who’s making their bosses pay dan and phil lots of money to do all this shit

dan was really doing everything he could to help phil, was it even a competition at this point. istg if i think about this too much my heart might burst

for real….. i - “the loser will be salty forever” dan says, while silently communicating that everyone who sees the community poll should vote phil. phil could win and dan would be half the winner too at this rate, he helped him that much

in my phil lester thirstposting era

what do you mean phil brought out a whole fucking candy floss machine I love him what is wrong with him he's actually insane

It's not a phouse it's a phome

that's what good pussy sounds like

ok but rich gay husbands play silly games against each other in their million dollar house is like the most amazing vibe i can even imagine they hit the nail on the head with this one and i didn’t even know the nail existed

"i would bang Voldemort" playing in the background

they keep posting stuff where the only natural reaction is to assume they fucked nasty after filming, they cant keep getting away with this

petition for pj to do a film eye for the queer guys where they give a makeover to dan & phil's film set-up

dan howell i fucking love you

imagine. you’re in a london gay club. you run into these two people who are clearly together and seem a bit awkward and start chatting. you’ve never seen them before and they seem open to a threesome. you hit it off and finally ask if they’d be down. they look at each other and nod, then wordlessly produce a 20-page document labeled NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. you ask why. they laugh and say just sign it. you do. these people must be important to warrant this. you have the threesome. the sex is mid. they don’t even notice when you leave