Sometimes instead of “I love you”, you just gotta say;
“Don’t you not know my fucking quote, you fucking cunt? What the fuck. We are not editing this. Are you on fucking crack? What the fuck is wrong with you. You fucking nightmare..”
girlie made me emotional again. made me want to keep living. and all while serving cunt and taking my money again. and you know what. i let him. he’s hot. he’s gay. he can’t do math. he can have my money. this show is a blessing, im glad i got to see it in person and then again today.
hate to be disgusting but the fact that Dan does not have to explain who Phil is while promoting his tour with his ad who could be watched by a person outside of the Dan and Phil realm and their like "Who the fuck is Phil" cause if you don't know Phil you don't know Dan, vice versa. Even if there's a sneaky 4 million people subscribed to Dan but not Phil.😮💨
liar might as well be dan's middle name. today we have a shocking lie that there is no hiding from! first, observe this statement daniel james (read: liar) howell made in 2011:
as a reminder, here is what dan's natural hair looks like:
"but wait!" you may be saying. how do i have examples of his natural hair, when he previously stated that we would never see it again? well, audience, that's because danisnotonfire is a PEDDLER OF FABRICATIONS! this man has not touched hair straighteners in YEARS!
if you need further proof that mister howell regularly shows his natural hair, take only a moment to observe the recent uploads of the so-called "gaming channel" (more to come on that).
please, everyone, urge dan to take accountability for the falsehood he presented in 2011!
we cannot allow him to remain silent!!!
(note: i have made the above text WAD-colored in the hopes that it will catch daniel howell's attention)