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leftistlester · 2 days
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MY POLAROID IFKMFNDMEBGKSBSKSNFMDM
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jetblkhotelmirror · 2 days
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hes actually the love of my life
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somedilarathings · 1 month
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Sometimes instead of “I love you”, you just gotta say;
“Don’t you not know my fucking quote, you fucking cunt? What the fuck. We are not editing this. Are you on fucking crack? What the fuck is wrong with you. You fucking nightmare..”
Same vibes honestly.
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isaacthedruid · 1 month
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girlie made me emotional again. made me want to keep living. and all while serving cunt and taking my money again. and you know what. i let him. he’s hot. he’s gay. he can’t do math. he can have my money. this show is a blessing, im glad i got to see it in person and then again today.
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phandillion · 1 month
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starredhowell · 2 months
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dan thinking the pig was fatally wounded by phils ass back in april
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dnphobic · 1 month
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i feel actually out of my mind im not kidding when i tell you this is the best they have ever looked i cant stop staring at this photo
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sketch1z · 1 month
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even his own stream is shutting him up
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Dan and his different stage show eras
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artisticspigot · 21 days
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Meanwhile, Solar…
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My friend said “Imagine Solar with a rail gun.”
I present to you, Solar with a rail gun. You’re welcome.
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phil in that shirt and tie im not even attracted to men but im gonna start barking
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asherisinmysink · 2 months
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Im so proud of him and Im glad he’s proud of himself. wad has been amazing (although i didn’t go)
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legendarydragonperson · 2 months
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hate to be disgusting but the fact that Dan does not have to explain who Phil is while promoting his tour with his ad who could be watched by a person outside of the Dan and Phil realm and their like "Who the fuck is Phil" cause if you don't know Phil you don't know Dan, vice versa. Even if there's a sneaky 4 million people subscribed to Dan but not Phil.😮‍💨
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justdanielhowell · 21 days
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knussy
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starredhowell · 8 days
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screaming and crying going thru the five stages of grief. daniel howell when i catch you…
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danandphil-lies · 1 month
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another lie from daniel dearest...
liar might as well be dan's middle name. today we have a shocking lie that there is no hiding from! first, observe this statement daniel james (read: liar) howell made in 2011:
as a reminder, here is what dan's natural hair looks like:
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"but wait!" you may be saying. how do i have examples of his natural hair, when he previously stated that we would never see it again? well, audience, that's because danisnotonfire is a PEDDLER OF FABRICATIONS! this man has not touched hair straighteners in YEARS!
if you need further proof that mister howell regularly shows his natural hair, take only a moment to observe the recent uploads of the so-called "gaming channel" (more to come on that).
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please, everyone, urge dan to take accountability for the falsehood he presented in 2011!
we cannot allow him to remain silent!!!
(note: i have made the above text WAD-colored in the hopes that it will catch daniel howell's attention)
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