ROUND ONE: Strawberry Shortcake's dolls with scented hair vs. Silica gel packet
Propaganda:
Strawberry Shortcake's dolls with scented hair:
I had Angel Cake. I know what I'm talking about
Silica gel packet:
They're in packets, shaped like little clear balls of sugar and I WANT THEM
YOU PUT "DO NOT EAT" ON A PACKET AND EXPECT ME TO NOT WANT TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!?!?!!? In fact, it makes me want to eat it MORE!! I'm putting these tiny little spheres into my mouth and chewing them like my life depended on it or so help me!!! Also they look like clear Nerds candies
Please please please put a disclaimer not to eat these ik it's obvious but it's Tumblr please and thank you ❤️
They say not to eat it meaning its super edible
maybe i need the moisture removed from inside have you ever thought about that
the warning is for wusses
i once put one in my mouth. it was a bad idea. i will do it again.
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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god
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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.
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I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!
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DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.
SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST
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”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night
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my coworkers, all of whom are white Christian women, said today that they think ANYONE of Palestinian descent should be deported to Gaza and then have bombs dropped on them.
They don’t know I’m Palestinian. I’m fucking terrified. We don’t have HR. I can’t lose my job. It’s crazy to me that they can spout genocidal bullshit but if I so much as mention my ethnicity they may turn on me and hate me.
I’m a patient care coordinator at a pulmonary practice. All I want to do is make sure my patients get the care they need and deserve. I’m the only care coordinator in my office. I’m great at my job. But it was so hard to focus today knowing that if my coworkers knew about one of the biggest aspects of my identity - one of the things about myself about which I am the most proud - they would stop seeing me as a person.
Fuck off with the bothsidesism. With the whataboutism. This is what the mass of propaganda and lies and anti-Arabism being spread in the media do. And I’m terrified.
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I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
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