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yonemurishiroku · 1 year

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Octavian once told Percy that his womb fertile…

Poseidon's son barely restrained himself from stuffing his face.

But Reina explained to him in time what it meant — marine fertility, the gift of the children of Neptune, they are able to carry life regardless of gender.

Percy was in shock.

[Somewhere I read that in ancient Rome and Greece it was the priests who determined the fertility of women and decided for myself that it was in the camp of Jupiter, it was from Octavian and with the explanation of Reina that Percy learned about marine fertility].

The fact that anon keeps coming up with logical headcanons proves that Mpreg Percy could and should have been canon. Anon your commitment astounds me.

#the fandom would flip tho LMAO #and disney def would #jesus christ kayla has two dads loki is a genderfluid WHO CARES #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #mpreg percy #tw mpreg #octavian (pjo)#percy headcanon

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birb-tangleblog · 2 months

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Everyone look at my pretty shiny metal 🐲💎✨

It's… very very late of me to do so, but I'm starting a Disney pin collection! I'm going to be focusing on TTS and especially series style pins tho, b/c I think a general Tangled/Rapunzel collection would get bonkers fast.

(Also, if any of you guys have old pins that you're willing to sell/trade if you're no longer collecting, you should lmk! 👀✨)

#if anyone would be interested in trading art for pins you should def lmk!#I'm equally happy to buy them! but I don't want to buy too much too fast to take it easy on my wallet lmao #(ahhh there's dust on the thing I took a picture on... don't look at that)#also I didn't have any good sun it's been grey 😭#I'll take a better updated pic soon!#also trying to decide on the display... some fantasy pins are BIG like 3-4"+ and Idk if that'd work well for a bag... 🧮#tangled the series #disney pins #tangled #merchandise

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keeeywiii · 1 year

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Okay so I just noticed something at the end of tts and I don't know how I didn't think of this sooner but the palace has THREE thrones!??? And Rapunzel sits on the one in the middle!

Alright so I know two of them belong to her parents at the moment, but when Rapunzel is queen, she’ll keep her throne right, and Eugene will get one of course. So what of the last one you ask?

BRO CASS COME GET YOUR THRONE GIRL!!! 😭

#it would be soooo cool if disney made more tangled and rapunzel eugene and cassandra all have their own thrones in the future #even better if they each customize theirs #I would pay to see that #Just rapunzel ruling corona with her husband and wife #cassunzel #new dream #cassandra x rapunzel #rapunzel x cassandra #tts #tangled the series #rapunzel's tangled adventure #tangled #tangled cassandra #tangled rapunzel #tangled eugene #rapunzel would def make cass a queen with her when she returns from her travels one day #uknighted dream

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assortedvillainvault · 1 month

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Malefecent had fallen to Dr.facilier charming nature.He also finds Malefecent Attractive and suggests they go on a date to know each other little better.

Oooh this one took a bit of thinking! I don't think they'd become a full on pair, but a little fling wouldn't hurt...

Maleficent x Dr. Facilier: A Risky Venture

- It wasn't unusual for new villains to get a crush on Maleficent. Like – yes hello, water is wet, the Mouse won’t shut up, and the Mistress Of All Evil is the most attractive thing on legs, what else is new?

- It was, however, MUCH rarer for a newcomer to actually approach the elder villainess and make a move.

- To date only ten of the 127 Disney villains had ever tried, to varying degrees of success.

- Dr Facilier wasn’t one to simply sidle up and try his luck. At least not without a game plan and some research.

- Simply asking around got him some sly smirks, a huffy eye roll from Hades and the sort of glazed-over look from Jafar that spoke of things he’d really rather not hear about. Ursula cackled enough through her drink that he put her in the same ‘don’t ask’ camp as Jafar. Queen Grimhilde didn’t even deign to respond, and the Horned King simply glared and mimed breaking his neck for asking.

- The other five that had ever tried were apparently smote into craters for the audacity. He cast a look over the singed walls and decided to let those lie.

- He slid into a seat at an empty table, feeling Shadow pool around his feet under the long cloth. Idly, he let his cards flick and tumble through his fingers, deftly shuffling and reshuffling.

- The Loa were off the table. A. Because a date definitely counted as ‘something for himself’. B. Because he could hardly trust them when dealing with something so open ended as a crush. And c. Because he knew she would perceive him as lesser for depending on their help.

- He’d always had good eyes. Able to see what most others couldn’t. And while he would never claim to see through every disguise...from day one he’d been able to see the way fire and scales stretched and twisted under her skin – the way the lights in the room dimmed and flickered under her smile, how her cloak was full of raven feathers and vicious thorns. He could see the way her presence lanced through a crowd like a silent lightning strike – all ozone and anticipation under the thin blanket of night.

- When Hades had leaned over and clicked his jaw shut with a smirk, slyly asking “First time?” it’d taken all he had not to slip into the shadows – donning his signature charm like a shield.

- He blinked down at his hands, frowning at the faces of cards he’d laid down by habit. The devil, the seven of swords, the tower…

- A perfect talon clicks onto the tower. His heart thuds into his mouth as he looks up (and up and UP, hell she’s tall-) at the amused, elegant smile of one Mistress of All Evil.

- Hahaha shit.

- At a loss, he flings himself into his tried and tested talent: talking.

- “Evening, ma’am.” He tips his hat and tried desperately not to overthink the amused upturn of her lips, finding it to be much the same expression as a cat playing with mice. “To what do I owe the pleasure, stopping by little ol’ me?” Should he try and kiss her hand?? It was right there, he should probably look into how to regrow fingers just in case- “Is there...” he swallows. “Anything I can, help you with?”

- She chuckles, and he feels it run though his bones as if he were stood right next to a brass band’s drummers. Shadow has a vice grip on his ankles under the table and he tries so hard not to remember being dragged to his grave, tries not to kick his one remaining friend as Maleficent’s yellow eyes bore into his violet ones and he swears he might know how Hook feels – sized up by a reptile willing and eager to swallow him whole-

- “Plenty, little doctor.” She smiles, slow and sharp. He swallows thickly, fighting not to grin. “if you feel...up to the challenge?”

- He feels his lips drag up into an ill advised grin. “Yes ma’am~”

#thalassa responds #disney villains #thanks so much for the ask!!#disney maleficent #maleficent #disney dr faciler #dr facilier #DVCule relevant I suppose? but def can be read outside of that AU #Maleficent would likely see facilier as an amusing distraction rather than enything approaching equal #Facilier is a little too addicted to getting involved with powers far beyond his own #The dragon and the con man is a fun duo tho!

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cjbolan · 4 months

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Just saw the latest Percy Jackson Episode 6. IMAGINE a live action Emily Windsnap looking like the very last scene of that episode (also the lotus casino reminds me of the M-drug)

#imagine Percy listening to EPIC: The Musical #if he read a graphic novel of The Odyssey then I think he’d listen to a musical retelling too #Annabeth would hate or nitpick EPIC to shreds #whomever did the underwater scenes for this show should def be considered for a live action Emily Windsnap #Emily windsnap #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #Disney+#Disney #rick riordan #Liz Kessler #the odyssey #Homer #Greek mythology #classical mythology #Percy Jackson episode 6

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princess-ibri · 1 year

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Working on some early ideas for a Bluebeard retelling, so here’s some concept art (subject to change) Lucretia our Heroine

And Bluebeard our Villain

I’m basing their looks/names/time period off of what I could find from what Disney already had Bluebeard wise. Which was a tombstone with the names of Bluebeard’s previous wives and their/his date of death and a portrait of Bluebeard in Jake and the Neverland Pirates 😅

Plus some 1440s historical inspo. But yeah we’ll see how this goes!

#my art #disney #bluebeard #concept art #DisneyVerse #my OCs #Disney ocs #fairytale retellings #jake and the neverland pirates #good grief would not have expected Bluebeard Disney lore from that show xD #but could def make the egg that gets bloody (taken from the Fitchers Bird version) an egg from his bluebird familiar #there’s already a story idea I have of. why he’s killing all these girls #definitely gotta Fitcher Bird put them back together and come alive again after in this hypocritical Disney version #Disney Movie Concepts

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ignify-caligo · 2 months

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Sam: Look Idiot! I taught the lurker a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!

Lurker:

Lurker: *sits down*

Idiot, trying not to laugh: He didn’t do it.

Sam, saving his face: Of course, I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

#incorrect metro 2033 quotes #incorrect metro quotes #sam taylor #idiot #sam x idiot #metro 2033 #metro exodus #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #i promise this is the last one for now #but fr tho: sam would def bond with any kind of baby imo #sam the disney princess in animal department lmao #also last part be def idiot philosophy influence rubbing off on sam

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gloriasato · 10 months

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the duality of moody teen girl music

#BTW IVE LISTENED TO LIKE ONE BEST COAST SONG LMAO #someone on a dev limes video mentioned it in an oliva rodrigo video and i was like #IDEA!!!!!!#they would definitely have matching shirts like tgis #alsoalso candle def has ear piercings #OKOK TAG RANT OVER SORRYY #kiff chatterley #candle fox #candle fox x kiff #disney kiff #kiff disney #Spotify

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starkeylover · 1 year

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prince eric would DEFINITELY be a swiftie.

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gingerbreadmonsters · 7 months

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fun laughs good time ? 👀

clover's talking about this ask game (still open!)

grinch smile. im SO glad u asked 🤩🤩🤩

#clover beloved <3 #redacted asmr #redacted audio #ginger writes #ooh a game!#im on my phone rn so its a screenshot rather than text but whatever #i will say that i was too slow on the uptake w this one and erik kind of undercut me with the recent gavin BA #BUT TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE IT HAS TO BE #fun fact i spent like forty minutes adding to this in the queue for beauty and the beast at tokyo disney #i dont THINK the girl behind me who was def peeking over my shoulder spoke english #otherwise i probably would have been booted out of the park lmao #i would say that the things fl and gavin r doing here r not exactly disney-safe lmao #WONDERFUL CLOVER!!! HELLO!!! 🥳🥳🥳#its always a good day when clover pops by 🥰🥰

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iminaworldofpureimagination · 11 months

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I Think what turned me off of tlm live action was that the people in charge were treating the original movie like some anti woman trash movie/ as well as the dumb lyric changes /plus the trailers sucked out all color/ and from what spoilers ive seen the ending fall flats/ I like afew scenes of eric/ariel but man it doesnt seem worth 30 bucks or however movies cost nowadays .. if it had acutally been talked about how they want to HONOR and respect the original I'd be prob be more open to it. but eh if you enjoyed it thats cool. but i do wish disney would stop disrespecting their old movies by calling em anti woman/ sexist/ problamatic like bro they aint. stop catering to dumb critics and insulting lovers of animation.. i think if they just were good to the original and not bashing it a lot of backlash might not have happened and it might have garndered more views.. .

just my opinion

#anti disney #I guess #the little mermaid #its better than the original? Nah ive seen enough clips to def not agree #its like.. okay?? not the worse at leasat urusla is better than the loser jafar in the LA movie #oh some backlash def would still happen cause people suck but i think it would prob have a wider audince if they had been kinder to the og

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narmothewraith · 1 month

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I can't believe the first DILF I ever liked (for what I remember) was fucking Zeus from disney's Hercules.... Honestly this movie was great for my sexual awaking because have you seen the Muses? Meg?!?

Also Hercules was such a himbo in this movie.

#I maybe didn't know what sex was at that time but wow did I found him pleasing to look at #Same as Herc and the ladies I mentioned #And while I know we don't talk about the percy jackson movies. I would def fuck that Zeus 👀#Even while he's a fucking asshole #I know I know he's an awful being or whatever (I read the myths)#but i can't help it #If you are real and ever read this my lord~ THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M FAIR GAME #I know this wouldn't stop him If he did set his eyes on me 😟#zeus #zeus pjo #disney hercules #my own post

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the-fire-might-be-shooting-at-us · 10 months

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I think another reason I don't like the concept of the Snow White (2024) is that Snow White did try and save herself. She wasn't helpless like they're making her seem. She ran away from that castle, and she made that choice to save her life. That is a choice that takes so many abuse victims years to take. She wasn't stupid or weak or anything, she just needed help that one time. It's okay to need help during a situation like this. It's not sexist, it's being human. Girls shouldn't feel like they need to be badass and independent all the time, like obv they can save themselves as well, but I feel like by erasing that part of Snow White's story they might as well just create a whole new concept.

#ok this is a bit of a trauma dump but #the one time my dad saved me from a near death moment my mom put me in was like a breath of fresh air #I'm young I don't want to fight for myself all the time #it's nice to let someone save you for once #and idk I just would have liked to see that message yk #rem does stuff and panics #snow white #disney #misogyny #apparently #bc idk me personally i dont see it as misogyny #girls being helpless is def a thing that is overused in media #but this isn't the way to solve it #you're erasing and vilifying smth that isn't what's causing the problem

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mystarwarsmatters · 1 year

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Luke Skywalker wouldn’t take toddlers and babies from their families to train as Jedi. End of discussion.

#star wars #luke skywalker #anti disney star wars #idc what Disney or George or whoever says #if he trained kids he would def encourage them to be with their families as well #or parents would also come with the kids if they were permanently displaced #stfu with him being like the old Jedi #I s2g

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just-my-onion · 11 months

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I sometimes wonder if el zumpo is just doing an elaborate piece of performance art. Nothing's made me more convinced of it than this wild-beyond-all-reason take 😳 I just can't get over it 😭💀

#sorry for posting the goblin face #I'll make up for it with Jack content later 😅#Mad Men–among the best ever TV–would def be improved by the addition of a washed up ex Disney Star

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picklepie888 · 2 years

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The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers are owned by Fox. Fox is now owned by Disney. Thus both shows are liable to be worlds in Kingdom Hearts.

#kingdom hearts #bob's burgers #the simpsons #imagine if they included the worlds in the games and followed the plot of the shows' respective movies #although an anime boy and his talking animal friends would def stick out more to the bb characters #tho they may just assume sora donald and goofy are weird cosplayers or something w/ very elaborate costumes #and s/d/g should be redesigned in the shows' artstyles too #please disney i will give you *more* of my money #i don't even play kh i just wanna see this #kh sora #donald duck #goofy

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