Prompt List
1: Person A is pregnant and is trying to get Person B to talk to the baby; Person B feels self-conscious, silly, ridiculous, etc. talking to A’s belly, and at first begins speaking jokingly, but soon gets very involved. Bonus points if A gets emotional.
2: Imagine person a of your otp is pregnant. they’re not very far along yet so they haven’t told person b. one night when a thinks b’s asleep they mumble something about what a great parent b will be.
3: Imagine Person A coming home from work only to find Person B and their kid(s) all cuddled up under a blanket fort, fast asleep [X]
4: Imagine person A of your OTP approaching person B really nervously to talk to them about something. B is unsure what to make of this until A finally comes out with what they wanted to talk about: they would like a child.
5: Imagine your OTP rushing to the hospital to see their niece/nephew being born.
6: Imagine your OTP’s child catching them dancing together like dorky parents.
7: Imagine that Person A is heavily pregnant and is laying on the couch. Person B comes and gives A a smooch on their belly, but at the exact spot and time where they kiss, the baby gives a huge kick. B is a little thrown off but they laugh and say, “That little shit just kicked me in the mouth!”
8: Imagine your OTP has a child. Now imagine that Person A of your OTP is being a complete dork in an attempt to make the usually sarcastic child laugh. The child then looks at Person B just shaking their head and saying “You married a dork, did you know that?”
9: Imagine your OTP welcoming a new baby. Person A would post lots of cute photos on social media gushing about how blessed they are and the exact times and weights, etc. and Person B would just post a photo of themselves holding the baby like ‘I spawned’.
10: Imagine your OTP snuggling in bed with their newborn baby between them.
11: Imagine your OTP picking out baby names
12: Imagine your OTP competing to get their baby to say “mama” or “dada” first and the baby ends up saying the dog’s name instead
13: Imagine half of your OTP carrying the sonogram around with them everywhere they go
14: Imagine your OTP hearing their baby giggle for the first time
15: Imagine your OTP spending their first Valentine’s day as parents
16: Imagine your OTP finding out they’re having twins
17: Person A of your OTP is up with the baby at night telling them how they met Person B while Person B listens quietly outside of the room
18: Imagine your otp taking their child trick-or-treating
19: Imagine half of your OTP finding the other half asleep with the baby asleep on their chest and stopping to take a picture
20: Imagine your OTP not being able to pull themselves away from their newborn’s side as they sleep
21: Imagine Person A of your OTP singing to their child as Person B secretly listens over the baby monitor.
22: Imagine person A of your OTP being put on bed rest and getting incredibly annoyed as person B waits on them hand and foot
23: Imagine Person A of your OTP telling Person B that they and their child are the best thing that has ever happened to them.
24: Imagine Person A of your OTP placing Person B’s hand on their stomach to feel their baby kick.
25: Imagine your OTP giving up on the chance to ever become parents, only to find out that Person A is pregnant.
26: Imagine your OTP reading their child a bedtime story.
27: Imagine your OTP telling their child that they’re going to have a younger sibling.
28: Imagine your otp seeing their baby for the first time. [X]
29: It’s New Years Eve, and your OTP has a baby. Friends/family/whoever come over to ring in the New Year. Early in the night, Person A puts the baby to sleep in their nursery, closing the door so the noise of the party doesn’t bother them. Close to midnight, the baby wakes up, and A goes to soothe them. Not wanting to miss getting a New Years kiss with their partner, Person B follows them up. At midnight, they have their New Years kiss with their baby in A’s arms, in the quiet of the nursery.
30: While Person A is doing ____ <insert some activity that usually happens before the magical moment of proposal> ready to propose, Person B decides that it’s a good time to drop the pregnancy bomb.
31: Write about the repercussions of an accidental pregnancy.
32: Your OTP cannot have a child between them biologically (for whatever reason!), and so Person A insists on adopting. Person B doesn’t want to adopt, but after much insistence, gives in. They go to see who they can adopt, and Person A is adamant that they adopt a baby. As soon as that baby is put into Person B’s arms, they melt and feel absolute love for this child.
33: Imagine your OTP’s child loving books, and reading them extremely fast. Person A makes them a promise that they’ll always buy them books as long as they’re a good kid, and ends up spending an abundance of money (much to Person B’s dismay)
34: Person A and Person B have finally decided that they feel ready and wanna try to have/adopt a child.
That emotional conversation was yesterday.
Today, Person A woke up and started making little dad jokes, saying little mom phrases, or being really parental in general.
Person B thinks it’s cute, of course. But after the third time Person A says “oops gonna move right on past ya” in the kitchen…. B is rethinking this whole “make my spouse/partner into a parent of my child” thing.
35: Some mornings, everything went absolutely according to plan, with a full bodied ease and smoothness. Other mornings, it was more like you’d been woken up by a two foot tall monster screaming twelve contradicting commands at you before collapsing to the floor because, no, there’s no such thing as a dinosaur waffle and Mommy doesn’t have the artistic skill to make one.
Today was definitely the latter.
36: “Woah woah woah, wait! You – you want a WHAT?”
“A kid, B, a kid. For God’s sake it’s not like I’m speaking Russian.”
37: “What the hell is that thing? Get it away from me!”
“Its just a baby?”
38: Imagine your OTP hours after they have welcomed their first child. Of course, they’re still at the hospital. Person A is asleep. Person B has some alone time with the baby. They didn’t allow themselves to cry or become very “sappy” earlier, but now that their partner is asleep, they don’t care. They let it all out.
Bonus: Person A is awake the whole time and hears everything, but pretends they are asleep. Whether or not they bring it up later is up to you.
39: “I’m a little scared, but overall? Excited.”
40: “Hey, come feel my stomach! They’re kicking.”
41: “We’ve been fighting over the wall colors for two days now. I want to make some sort of alien world on the walls, but they said that’s too much work. It’d be worth it.”
42: “So far, the only names I can think of just aren’t good enough.”
43: “Of course the first thing that turned out positive in my life would be a pregnancy test.”
44: Prompt: Imagine person A of your OTP is pregnant and having to put up with some kicks and squirms from the baby which are rather bothersome to A. B then sings to the baby which seems to calm it down or rather lull it to sleep.
45: “Let’s have a baby.”
46: Person A tries to think of an excuse as to why they aren’t drinking without letting Person B know that they are pregnant.
47: Write something that begins with a positive pregnancy test.
48:“This is your fault.”
49: “Take responsibility.”
50: One party finds out they’re pregnant while the other party is away/captured/missing. [X]
51: Sitting on the floor of a public bathroom holding a positive pregnancy test.
52: Denying they’re pregnant until they pass out (what from, you decide).
53: Hiding pregnancy from the other partner.
54: “Remember how I said I didn’t want kids?”
55: “I didn’t think we’d ever do it.”
56: “My parents are gonna be so happy.”
57: “My parents are gonna kill me.”
58: “I told Mom/Dad I’m pregnant, they kicked me out.”
59: “Do you think it’ll be a boy, or a girl?”
60: Baby kicks for the first time.
61: Discussing baby names.
62: Cuddling.
63: “You’re not fat, you’re pregnant, and even if you were fat, I don’t care. I love you.”
64: “I dunno if I’ll be a good Mom/Dad.”
65: “I’m emotional and pregnant, leave me alone.”
66: “Get them to settle down in there, will you?”
67: “Baby’s coming, now.”
68: “Don’t let go of my hand, okay?”
69: “You’re not going anywhere.”
70: “I can’t do this.”
71: “I’m so tired.”
72: A long and difficult labor, with a good or bad end.
73: “I’m going to kill you if you do this to me again.”
74: Parents relaxing with their newborn(s)/looking at them in awe.
75: “I will always protect you.”
76: “You can do this.”
77: Over the years, our relationship had evolved more than I could have ever imagined. We had started off as two dumb kids stumbling through adulthood together, sharing laughter and shouting matches. But now we had grown, still young at heart but well settled into the world around us. Things were placid and yet never boring with them. I wanted nothing more than to spend my days together forever.
Finally, I worked up the courage to buy them a ring.
78: A:*holding up marriage certificate* this is a legal contract that says you have to love me.
B:*smirking*what are the consequences?
*Nsfw or playfight ensues* [X]
79: Your OTP being really in love even when they are old , doing stuff that young couples do like having dates at different restaurants , staying up all night , talking about the sweet and the sour, some PDA like holding hands and kissing . Their children telling them about the fact that they are not young anymore but they don’t care .
80: Person A: you know what B? I am going to marry you one day.
Person B: *flattered, awkward, and sarcastic bc they're unsure of how to respond* heh— you’ll have to fight for my honor first.
Person A: okay!
Person B: ⚆ _ ⚆ wait what
81: But a soulmate au where markings blossom at the place they first touch you. It starts with a little prick, like a bug bite or a needle and this beautiful dark ink swirls around your arm after some stranger pushed past you. A static zap ricochets across your shoulder blades as that idiot you see around sometimes shoves you by your back, pale blue curves look like wings across your back. Then can you imagine the other person? That idiot having both his hands absolutely covered in this baby blue filigree, the other stranger with navy scrawled across their lower bicep and trailing down their inner forearm, just ugh like somebody with whimsical purple running up their finger but for gods sake, they just wanted a pen.
82: “Dear god, you’re beautiful.”
“No need to sound quite so surprised, we’ve only been married for the last decade.”
83: Imagine a soulmate au where whenever your soulmate listens to music, you can hear it too and the only way you can find them is when the music they’re listening to gets louder the closer you are to them.
84: Imagine a soulmate au where you can taste the things that they are eating or drinking and the only way you can find them is to find the places that serve that same kind of food or drink they’re eating/drinking.
85: Imagine a soulmate au where the heart in your chest is your soulmate’s and you can feel whatever they’re currently feeling and the only way you can find them is when it stops beating. Kind of like taking the “When I first met you, I swear I could feel my heart stop beating” literally.
86: Imagine a soulmate au where your level of talent at a hobby determines on how close you are to your soulmate.
87: Imagine a soulmate au where your dreams are a mixture of your soulmate’s past and present memories and the only way you know that you’ve met them is when you see yourself.
88: Imagine a soulmate au where everyone is given a book at birth with no pages in it and the only way the pages begin to magically appear is when they are finally born. Each chapter is linked to your soulmate’s age and the pages within that chapter represent a day of their life with a small collection of things that they have said throughout the day. The only way you will know that you’ve met your soulmate is when the pages stop appearing and the last thing that was said on the last page is actually the first word or sentence that they said to you.
89: Imagine a soulmate au where you’re given a necklace that changes to the colors of what they’re currently feeling and the temperature is linked to how close you are to them. For example, nothing being very far away, cold being closer, and warm being they’re right in front of you. But, whenever they take the necklace off of them, the connection is lost and you won’t know what they’re feeling or if you’ve even met each other.
90: the voice you hear your thoughts in is your soulmate’s but you don’t know who they are until you hear them speak for the first time
91: your soulmate’s initials are imprinted in your skin of your hand at birth and the letters burn more intensely as the day you meet them grows closer
92: you’ve only ever seen your soulmate in your dreams but you can never remember what they look like, the imaginary life you have with them picks up wherever it leaves off when you fall asleep again. but the dreams stop after you meet them, but you have no way of know who they are because you still can’t remember their face
93: your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it
94: you think you have a sleepwalking problem but it’s really just the universe trying to bring you to your soulmate when your mind is disengaged
95: you’ve been sketching your soulmate’s face since you were old enough to pick up a pencil, the drawings become more realistic through the years as the day you meet comes near
96: you’re born with a band of your soulmate’s skin color tattooed in your skin
97: all of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day
98:“Have I told you recently that you’re utterly gorgeous?”
“No,” they hummed, eyes soft and lips curled with amusement. “Remind me.”
99: Tol is reading a book and Smol is trying to get their attention
100: Smol has trouble reaching something on the top shelf so Tol has to help them
101: Smol/Tol is obsessed with Smol/Tol’s hands because of the size difference
102: Smol sometimes gets mistaken for a child and gets defensive so Tol has to calm them down
103: Tol and Smol have a habit of writing “Tol” and “Smol” on each other’s papers
104: Tol and Smol have a lot of the same classes and whenever Smol is sad, Tol gives them piggyback rides from class to class
105: Tol gets asked out a lot when Smol goes with them to bars so whenever a person flirts with Tol, Smol gets defensive and is ready to fight
106: Tol is always coming up behind Smol and kissing their head, hugging their waist, covering their eyes, etc. and despite it having started months (or years) ago, it still always surprises Smol
107: Tol is hogging the blankets, so Smol tries to roll them over, but after many failures, Smol just snuggles closer.
108: Smol tosses and turns in their sleep and usually ends up rolled up in the covers, leaving Tol in the cold, but Tol just smiles and cuddles their happy lil sushi roll
109: Smol has sleep problems and Tol tries to stay awake with them most nights and they soon run out of things to do, so they decide to try 2 AM baking
110: Tol is a kind, gentle sweetheart, and Smol is their adorable little ball of fire
111: Tol and Smol are dancing and Tol makes a joke about Smol’s size so Smol retaliates by pulling Toll down to their height and teasing them about being stronger [X]
112: Tol helps Smol clean their closet and starts flipping their shit over how tiny Smol’s clothes are. Bonus points if Tol calls Smol their “Little doll”
113: “You should totally pretend to propose to me,” their best friend said. “We can see if someone in the restaurant gives us free drinks. People love it when stuff like that happens.”
My stomach flipped. I couldn’t even say I liked you, let alone propose - fake or not. “Why am I the one proposing? You do it. It was your idea.”
114: “Everyone thinks we’re a couple.”
“I know.”
“You know? It doesn’t bother you?”
“Should it? Does it bother you? I mean, personally I think I could do worse as far as fake lovers go, but…”
115: “Look, attending prom without knowing how to dance was tragic the first time. I just can’t let you face that humiliation twice.”
“Thanks.”
The other held out a hand, a small smile on their lips. “Don’t worry, I’m a good teacher. Everyone says so.”
They stifled a laugh.
116: “You’re ok, right? You’re not hurt?!”
“No, no, no, I’m fine! Totally fine, no, no, I’m fine.”
“Really? Because you’re repeating your words, you look pale, and you look like you’re about to topple over.”
“Yeah, you might wanna catch me.”
117: PALM KISSING.
118: Sitting next to someone, hands in one’s lap, leaning against them and kissing their shoulder
119: “The eyelid kiss is said to produce a unique sensation of an un-wordly nature, running from the base of the spine to the knees”
120: A kiss on the temple
121: Laying opposite directions on a couch, or with someone’s legs in their lap, kissing the knees or shins
122: Randomly while holding hands bringing joined hands together to kiss the back of the hand
123: Topless and face-down, a kiss on the shoulder blade [X]
124: The playful kiss on the tip of the nose
125 Laying on someone’s chest and kissing their sternum
126: Kissing the crown of the head
127: A kiss on the inside of the wrist
128: Behind someone who’s sitting down, leaning over to kiss the forehead (and potentially block their eyesight with hair falling in their face)
129: Kissing scars either shortly or long after they’ve healed
130: Standing behind someone, hugging them around the arms or the waist, and kissing the top edge of the shoulder
131: Kissing someone to stop them blurting out a secret/something they’ll regret
132: “Sorry, give me a sec-” they scrounged up their notes. Their hand trembled. “I wrote it down so this wouldn’t come out wrong. Sorry.”
“You’re not dying, are you?” the best friend sounded worried.
“What - no? No, I’m not dying. Nobody’s dying. Well, someone probably is. Every six seconds and all that but - no one we know. That I know about.”
“It’s really, really cute when you start rambling.”
They lost track of their notes a second time. Their skin went hot. “What?”
“Will you go out with me?”
“Did you just read my notes upside down?”
133: I kissed you like you were the centre of my gravity, everything in me drawn, falling falling falling always falling for you. A hand on the back of my neck, a dizzied breath as your thumb brushed an exposed slice of skin at my hip and then crept and settled upwards, warm and steady. Breathless, tentative, abruptly shy as our panting breaths chased the silence. Our eyes met. Yours - soft, a promise that if I fell I would always be caught. A smile tugged at the corners of your mouth.
“Hey, you.” And then you kissed me again.
134:They started to creep out of bed, heart pounding, thoughts fogging their brain. Their friend flung out an arm without opening their eyes, catching them around the waist and reeling them back in. Their friend pressed a kiss to their neck. “Easy,” their friend murmured. “You don’t need to panic, it’s fine. Talk to me.”
135: “It’s funny, isn’t it.” They kept their eyes on their best friend’s hand, trailing idle patterns because it was easier than looking at their expression. “That we both knew, but never said anything.”
“Never felt like it needed saying.” Their friend’s gaze was intent, and a finger teased over their lip, feather-light. “Would you like me to say it now?”
136: “I love you.”
“Ew, gross.”
“We’re married!”
Their partner grinned at them fondly and leaned in for a kiss.
“Ew.” Came the flat, secretly amused, nose wrinkled reply. “Gross.”
137: “I really want to kiss you right now”
“Then do it”
138: “Are you trying to seduce me?”
“That depends on if it’s working or not,” they replied with a lazy grin. Their head tilted, and they wet their lips a little nervously. “Is it?”
139: Baby, it’s cold outside: Things don’t go too well for both muse A and B when they decide to go on a little vacation together. Resting in a cabin together, our muses wake up to find out that - they can’t leave? During their slumber, a snow-storm had hit and blocked both the windows and doors, locking them inside! Do they stay positive about this situation and keep warm inside? Or do they try and find a way to somehow escape?
140: A spoonful of sugar: Catching a high fever, Muse A is too sick to even move from their bed. Muse B, worries about the other makes their way to their house only to see what horrible condition they are in! Ignoring the stubbornness of Muse A who insists they’re fine, Muse B is now determined to nurse them back to good health! Blankets, Ice-packs, warm soup in bed… anything that’ll get them back on their feet and well again.
141: Handful of flour: Muse A and Muse B decide to bake sweets in the kitchen! Muse A asks Muse B to get some flour from the cabinet, but instead of delivering it to them they instead take a handful and throw it right at Muse A - to which Muse A respond by throwing a handful right back at them!
142: Rain Rain, Go away; While Muse A is at Muse B’s house, a thunderstorm soon sweeps in and ruins their peaceful day together. Now this wouldn’t be a problem because their indoors; but Muse A is terrified of thunderstorms. The storm only escalates to the point where the power turns off, leaving them in the darkness and and surrounded by the loud clashes of thunder. Muse A begins panicking, and it’s up to Muse B to keep them calm and get their mind off of what is going on until the storm passes.
143: What happened?: Muse A and Muse B wake up after a long night of partying in bed naked with no memory of what happened the night before.
144: “Everyone thinks we’re a couple.”
“Well, we did sleep together.”
“Yes -literally. As in, just sleeping!”
“I’m wondering if your horror should insult me.”
“I - what - no -”
“-I enjoyed sleeping with you.”
“You find this far too funny.”
“Maybe I’m just flattered.”
And with that, they were speechless.
145: “Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”
146: “Your smile is beyond gorgeous… please, keep doing it.”
147: “Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”
148: “Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”
149: “Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”
150: “Wow - you look… amazing.”
151: “*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”
152: “I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”
153: “I want to go on a date! I demand it!”
154: “We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song… but call me maybe?”
155: “What? No! I wasn’t staring… I-I was looking at something behind you!”
156: “Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”
157: “It’s been a long day… here, let me give you a massage.”
158: “Is it alright if I call you princess?”
159: “It’s not like I like you or anything! … Okay, well- maybe I do.”
160: “I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”
161: “That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”
162: “What? No. I wasn’t aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”
163: I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth
164: We were dancing but all of a sudden it’s a slow song and we’re standing here awkwardly staring at each other
165: I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?
166: We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair
167: It’s time to fight the boss and if I don’t tell you now, I might not live to tell you
168: Congratulations! One of your dreams has finally come true. Let me give you a big hug and wow, you’re warm…
169: Imagine your OTP with their new baby/babies. [X]
170: Oh, my God, I thought you were going to die. Please don’t ever scare me like that again.
171: We’re hiding from the authorities and it’s very close quarters in here, I can feel your body against mine.
172: Wait, my hero’s secret identity is… you? To be honest, I’d always kind of hoped…
173: You’ve said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now…
174: We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I have to know if you feel the same way
175: This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 a.m. and I should really go home…
176: Making the bed together
177: Tying his tie
178: Him/Her zipping your dress
179: Dropping hints so he'll give you his jacket
180: Watching sitcoms together
181: Being stuck at their house during a blizzard
182: Reading together by the fire
183: Building a fort together
184: Hold hands
185: Watching the classics
186: Slow dancing in the living room
187: Baking together
188: Passing notes in class
189: Borrowing his gloves and them being way too big
190: Take walks
191: Go on a picnic in the park
192: Drive through the city at night
193: Go on a road trip
194: Give each other handmade gifts
195: Go on a romantic vacation together
196: Sleep on a trampoline with blankets and pillows
197: Take a nap together
198: Go on a photography adventure
199: Play video games together
200: Have a beach date
201: Take a train somewhere
202: Spend a day in character as whomever the other chooses
203: Write sappy poems for each other
204: Clean together
205: Watch each other's favourite movies
206: Rent a tiny rowboat on a small pond and read sappy poetry to each other
207: Go to an amusement park together
208: Surprise each other with breakfast in bed
209: Go shopping together
210: Do art together
211: Play/Kiss in the rain
212: Take a steamy shower together
213: Take a soothing bubble bath together
214: Make traditions
215: Cuddle
216: Go to the movies
217: Pick outfits for each other
218: Sneak pictures of each other
219: Make bets together
220: Go on fancy dinner dates
221: Do couples' challenges together
222: Fall asleep together [X]
223: "See, I knew you'd be good with her."
224: Celebrate holidays together
225: "She makes me happier than anything I've ever known, and if I can have a part in making her happy again, that's all I want to do. That's all I want to do for the rest of my life."
226: “You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”
227: “Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”
228: “Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”
229: “Shut up and kiss me already.”
230: “You’re the most important person in my life.”
231: “Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
232:“I’m not much of a chef, but… I really hope you like this.”
233:“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
234: “I need you more than you need me.”
235: “I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”
236: “I can’t stop thinking about you… I can’t.”
237: “The truth is… I love you.”
238: “You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”
239: “Be mine. Please.”
240: “I am who I am because of you.”
241: “It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.”
242: “Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”
243: “Ah- I adore your laugh.”
244: “Stop that, it tickles!”
245: “Ouch, I bit my lip… kiss it better?”
246: “I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.”
247: “You’re so intoxicating to me.”
248: “Your eyes are amazing… do you know that?”
249: “You’re just so wonderful.”
250: “S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush…”
251: “Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”
252: “You, Me, Order In, Netflix… waddya say?”
253: “I want to be more than just friends with you.”
254: Person A and Person B are decorating a gingerbread house when Person A accidentally breaks a piece causing the house to collapse. Person A is really sad and afraid that Person B will be mad at them but Person B has the idea to turn it into a post-apocalyptic gingerbread house so they work together to strategically destroy it even more.
255: Person A and Person B were supposed to go out for a date but a snow storm hits and they get snowed in. Person A is really sad about it so Person B builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching Christmas movies together.
256: Stay together.
257: "They grow up so fast..."
258: I’ve never seen anything like the way you handled that. I’m just so moved.
259: Imagine your OTP coming up with a list of names for their children.
Bonus: when one of their children comes out as trans, they happily hand their child the list and say “here, in case you want inspiration”
260: Imagine A is planning a surprise birthday party for B, but when the day of the party comes and people start showing up, A realizes that instead of sending 30 invitations to B’s work office, they sent 30 invitations to a biker gang. So now A, C, D and E are running around town trying desperately to find a present good enough for B to still have a good birthday.
BONUS: A, C, D and E get home to find B partying it up with the bikers and having a great time
DOUBLE BONUS: when A decide to have kids, all of the bikers show up to their baby shower/push party, super excited to meet their baby/babies
261: The otp is at a party, A goes around giving hugs and kisses to all their friends and when they get to B. They whisper "Merry christmas" and give B a kiss on the lips. A then kisses their sleeping baby in B's arms whispering merry christmas.
262: “Honey, when the hell did you teach the fucking baby to swear?!” “I didn’t, sweetie” “Oh yeah, I’m fucking sure she invented all those hecking swear words”
263: Imagine Person A, the shorter member of your OTP, is pregnant. They were already having difficulties reaching things, but now reaching for things is nearly impossible, so Person B has to do a lot of retrieving of objects for Person A
264: Person A finds a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom garbage and flips out before going to find Person B, who sheepishly tells A that they didn’t know how to tell them the news.
265: Imagine your otp in the hospital because one of their family friends is having a baby. Does the situation make them want kids, or does it make them perfectly satisfied staying a duo?
266: Person A gets stopped in the shop because they’re (number of months) pregnant. The guards think that they’re shoplifting and Person B gets really angry and starts shouting about how they should know that Person A is pregnant.
267: Imagine person A of your OTP discovering they're pregnant by accident and not being afraid to reveal it to person B because they deeply love and trust person B not to spite them or leave them for being pregnant. (Because I see too many OTP prompts where the OTP is distrustful and scared of revealing such)
269: Your otp have a small child. Who runs around the toy stores suggesting “they would love this! Look at the buttons?!”, who knows that their baby is too young for such a toy, but a certain someone is apparently not too old.
269: Imagine your OTP going to adopt a child the day before thanksgiving.
Bonus: On thanksgiving, when the child is asked what they are thankful for, they respond by saying, “you two”, or something similar.
Bonus 2: B ends up in tears and A and the kid have to calm them down.
270: Write a story made up of journal entries.
Person C is the child of A and B. They’re going through relationship problems (as a teen or adult) and find a journal waiting for them from Parent A. The journal is the rough story of all the good and bad that took place between A and B. How they met, dated, broke up, then reconnected and fell back in love, told in A’s POV.
Bonus: C sends/gives the book back when their done reading it and B had no idea about it. B reads it and realizes just how much they went through with A.
How this ends is up to you.
271: Imagine person a hiding a wedding ring in an easter egg, expecting person b to find it but, instead a child finds it
272: Imagine Person A being hopelessly in love with Person B. They write a song for Person B.
273: Imagine your OTP going to a party together. They spend the whole night holding hands.
274: Imagine your OTP on a kiss cam.
275: Imagine Person A coming out to their parents, but it doesn’t go well. Person B hears about it and yells at A’s parents.
276: Imagine Person A (the innocent one) saying something sexual and Person B (the not so innocent one) gasping and lightly hitting their shoulder, telling them to watch their mouth.
277: “___, will you marry me?”
278: “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
279: “I always thought marriage was a dead end, but…with you, I think it’s worth a shot.”
280: “There’s something I want to ask you.”
281: “Remember that time when [significant moment]? It got me thinking…”
282: “I hate people. Except for you. So…be with me forever?”
283: “You’re all I need.”
284: “I know you’re mad at me right now, but I can’t wait any longer.”
285: “I’ve been carrying this around for months, waiting for the right moment. And I’ll tell you: there is no right moment. So I’m just going to ask you right now.”
286: “You made me a better person. And I want you to keep showing me things for the rest of our lives.”
287: “Let’s run away together.”
288: "It’s rather inconvenient that the coffee shop where they’re having their date is one comfy chair short of how many are in their group.
The obvious solution, of course, is for Person A (the one too slow to grab a seat) to sit on someone’s lap. But now, it seems the others are all arguing about who gets to hold A.
It’s a very nice argument to witness, at least to A, but an argument all the same."
289: "We're teachers and our students keep getting in trouble and causing general mayhem to try to get us together so let's just pretend to date so they stop doing that and whoops I think I kind of like you now"
290: Person A: “Why do I get the feeling that you’re about to tell me something I really don’t want to hear?”
Person B: “….Experience?”
291: Starting a friends with benefits relationship with your roommate quickly blurs some lines…
292: There are love letters coming in the mail but with nothing written on the outside, not even a name, so I always give them to you, because I just assume they’re for you because I think I’ve seen you holding one of the envelopes before and you’re the kind of person that has a secret admirer, definitely not me…
293: Person A sneaking things into the cart when Person B isn’t looking.
294: Person A and Person B losing each other in a store and trying to find each other.
295: Person A laughing at Person B because they spent more money at the food court than they did in any of the stores all day.
296: “Did you sleep last night? At all?”
297: “You don’t get to say anything to me!”
298: “Excuse me?”
299: “How is this my fault?”
300: “I don’t want to talk to you.”
301: “Move out of my way before I make you.”
302: “That isn’t an option.”
303: “You aren’t going anywhere.”
304: “You aren’t the boss of me.”
305: “What gives you the right?”
306: “Do that again and you’ll regret it.”
307: “Leave me alone!”
308: “I don’t care.”
309: “Come back here right now!”
310: “Go. You go and don’t even think about coming back here.”
311: “Do I make myself clear?”
312: “Control your anger or you’ll have me to worry about.”
313: “What did you just say to me?”
314: “I didn’t ask you to do that!”
315: “Get away from me!”
316: “Let go of me.”
317: “You’re such a dork.”
318: “Get over here, you doof.”
319: “Cheeky.”
320: “You’re so needy.”
321: “Kiss me again.”
322: “You’re so adorable!”
323: “Look at you… Goodness, you’re so cute.”
324: “I’m just so happy!”
325: “I can’t stop smiling.”
326: “I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt.”
327: “You are being extra sweet today.”
328: “Oh, look at you!”
329: “Your eyes are so pretty.”
330: “I’m really happy that you’re here with me.”
331: “Thank you for staying with me.”
332: “I don’t think I’ve ever loved someone this much before.”
333: “I feel like I’m in the clouds when I’m with you.”
334: “You’re like my heroine.”
335: “I’m gonna tickle you if you don’t come over here.”
336: “My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature.”
337: Person A: “How good of a mood are you in right now?”
Person B: “…..What did you do?”
338: “Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
339: “Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
340: “Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
341: “OH you’re jealous!”
342: “Can we stay like this forever?”
343: “Please just kiss me already.”
344: “I think you might be my soulmate.”
345: “Sleep over? Please?”
346: “Are we on a date right now?”
347: “I think I’m in love with you.”
348: “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
349: “Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
350: “I wish we could live together already.”
351: “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
352: “I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”
353: “You take my breath away,” “…” “y’know, like the song haha”
354: “Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
355: “But I’ve never told you that before.”
356: “Give me attention.”
357: “How is my wife more badass than me?”
358: “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
359: “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
360: “That was kind of hot.”
361: Good morning kiss
362: Kiss on the forehead
363: Kiss on the nose
364: Kiss on the neck
365: Kiss on the back
366: Exhausted parents kiss
367: Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss
368: Before Bed kiss
369: In Secret kiss
370: Public kiss
371: Against a wall kiss
372: When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead
373: Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up
374: Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing
375: Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing
Top Of Head Kisses
376: Person A: “Did I ever mean anything to you?… Or was all of it a lie?”
Person B: “Everything I told you, everything you think you know about me, is a lie… But I never lied about my feelings for you.”
377: “Get out!”
“Please let me explain.”
“Out!”
378: “You and me, together. We’re unbeatable. We can go against all odds and come out on top.”
379: “Is it wrong for me to wish that they never grow up and I can keep my baby forever?”
“I kind of want that too.”
380: “Why are you looking at me like that?”
“I am just… speechless. You look beautiful.”
381: “I can’t believe I get to spend the rest of my life with you.”
382: Person A: “I cannot put into words, just how much I want to stab him, right now.”
Person B: “……You could always draw a diagram.”
383: Concept: You can share senses with your soulmate.
384: Person A: “No ones ever brought me flowers before….”
Person B: “Do you not like them?”
Person A: “….I love them, thank you.”
385: Warm sunlight through a glass, sitting in the passenger seat, idle chatter, and passing greenery.
386: Person A: “……I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
Person B: “You should know by now, that I don’t care what anybody else thinks. I’ll always be on your side.”
387: Person A: ”There are easier ways of doing this, you know?”
Person B: “Yeah, but none of them are quite as fun, are they?”
388: “I’ve been pining after you for two years and you never even noticed.”
389: “Some things just take time.”
390: “Do you regret it?"
391: “Tell me this one thing and I’ll leave you alone.”
392: “I deserve whatever punishment you will give me.”
393: Person A: “Have I told you, I love you, lately?”
Person B: “You could always tell me again.”
394: Watching them sleep in the early morning.
395: Video calling them because they miss them.
396: Calling them during a panic attack, having them rush over to sooth them.
397: Person A: “What’s your most precious memory?”
Person B: “.....Honestly? That time when we sat in that shitty little car park late at night, eating those disgusting chips from the petrol station with the broken sign.”
Person A: “.....Seriously? Why?”
Person B: “Because that was the first time I ever saw you smile for real.”
398: Having their baby, being completely over-protective of them.
399: Stealing their clothes, wearing them just to tease them.
400: Taking s/o to meet parents.
401: Coming to their aid after a nightmare.
402:Movie date, being slick and wrapping an arm over them during the middle of the movie.
403: Dropping them off at their house after date and kissing them goodnight.
404: Dancing/pumping their fist in the air in excitement because they finally kissed them.
405: Taking them to see a waterfall.
406: Waiting outside their door all night because they had a fight.
407: Painting them/drawing them while they sleep/pose for them.
408: Domestic life; helping them with their tie, their hair, handing them coffee before they leave for work.
409: Wrapped up in a sheet after a drunken night, flustered and trying to find their clothes while they watch you amusingly.
410: Waking up to them making you breakfast while half-naked.
411: Hands brushing against theirs in a moment of seriousness, unable to keep the smile from breaking out across their face.
412: Being utterly touch starved and too shy to ask to be held, so they resolve to brushing their fingers against a part of s/o’s skin, etc.
413: Being the overly protective one during the pregnancy, doing everything for their s/o.
414: "It's two in the morning, I'm drunk and need some goddamn french fries so open your goddamn door."
415: “Well, if you want my opinion -”
“We really don’t.”
416: Person A needs to leave for work, but Person B is hugging them from behind and just standing there. They can’t leave them.
417: “Fuck.”
“No.”
“Fuck!”
“Who taught the baby the fuck word?”
418: “I want this to be worth something to you. If it isn’t, then what’s the point?”
419: “You're braver than you think."
420: Cradling child close to their chest
421: Wrapping child in old blankets like a little burrito
422: “It’s okay. I’ve got you.”
423: Distracting child with their favorite things (toys, comfort items, ect.)
424: “Nobody’s going to hurt you as long as I’m around.”
425: “I won’t rest until I have baby-proofed this entire house. Just you watch.”
426: “I’m a little worried. What if I’m not a good parent?”
427: “Their room needs to be exciting. I’m not painting it a generic plain color.”
428: “Don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to seeing everyone else panic on the first day of school.”
429: Characters witness their baby’s first laugh
430: Person A is a Youtuber who is dating B, C, D, and E. Their channel is growing and they are hesitant to come out as a poly couple so they just pass it for a really good friendship. Thing is, internet being internet are starting shipping war. Some ships A and B, some B and C, some A and C, etc. It’s starting to do some shit and fights online. One day, they get tired of being asked questions about it and decide to come out as who they are. They make a video about how happy they are all together in a poly relationship. How do their fanbase and subscriber reacts is up to you!
431: Imagine Person A and B of your poly ship both helping Person C get through a bad bout of depression. What sort of things would they do for Person C to show that they care for them and want to support them? Is one more verbal with their support than the other?
432: Person (A) decides to plan a romantic dinner, thing is, while (A) prepares it, (B) and ( C) are upstairs, making out. Both are getting really into it but after a while, just when they were about to get serious, (A) calls them downstairs to eat.
(B) and ( C), frustrated a little from stopping there, tries their best to seduce their way into (A)’s pants for dinner. Saying cliche and cheesy things to try and convince (A) that they can be dinner~
433: “I’ve wanted this for so long.”
434: Person A will gladly tell you: There is nothing in the world quite so cute as Person B sitting in a rocking chair, holding a baby chick against their flannel (which Person A had been planning to steal, but this is far sweeter)
435: “Come to bed. I sleep better with you there.”
436: “Where did you get that scar from?"
437: “I love mummy.”
“What about me?”
“Just mummy.”
438: “Your brat keeps kicking me in the kidney.”
“How come you say they’re mine whenever they are doing that?”
439: "Have I done something wrong?"
440: “Looking back it’s like, like those days never existed.”
“And you?”
“No. I didn’t exist either.”
441: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
442: “Stay in bed a little longer. It is warm here.”
“Alright, five more minutes, then I have to get up.”
443: “Does it hurt here?”
“Everywhere hurts.”
444: “How do you always look so kissable?”
445: “Stomach bug?”
“No, morning sickness.”
446: "I feel safe in your arms."
447: "I dreamed about you last night, and woke up happy."
448: "I can't sleep. Can I stay here?"
449: “Does this feel good?”
450: She smiled down at the infant cradled in her arms, one tiny hand wrapped around her pinky finger. He was her little miracle.
451: "I'm so in love with you."
452: "You own my heart."
453: A: “Hey, before you doze off– I have a quick question?”
B: “Yeah, sure, what is it?”
A: “Would it be okay with you if I wake you up with kisses tomorrow? If that’d be uncomfortable for you, that’s totally cool, forget I even brought it up.”
454: “Are you nervous?”
“No… Should I be?”
455: Running into some of the family accidentally while running errands.
456: Bringing their partner(s) to a family function, but something like a graduation party where they won’t have to be the center of attention.
457: Visiting a grave/memorial with their partner(s)
458: Finally being alone after the meeting.
459: During foreplay, A always loved getting B visibly riled up. When B does get that riled up, though, they always kiss A far softer than they had been previously. It always confuses A a little bit, but it’s never a problem. In the middle of some heated kisses, A decides to ask:
“Why do you always do that?”
“Do– do what?”
“You kiss me softest when you’re desperate.”
“You deserve to be treated gently. I’d never let how bad I want you overcome how bad I want you to feel wanted.”
460: “I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
461: Secret relationship and everyone knows
462: Person A listens to true crime podcasts all day and watches tons of videos about it, and they have to sleep cuddled up real close to Person B that night because they’re scared. Person B may tease them about it.
463: "What would you have said?"
464: “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”
465: “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”
466: “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.”
467: “I’m not going to fuck you until you’ve come at least three times on my tongue and fingers.”
468: Person A: “….Please don’t leave me here alone.”
Person B: “Never.”
469: “You didn’t think I forgot, did you?”
470: “Damn these emotions.”
471: "Just another night, no sleep."
472: “I’m the youngest here, but no one would know it, what with the way you two act instead.”
473: “I would never let anyone hurt the ones I care about and that includes you.”
474: “Look at who I used to be and tell me I’m not better off how I am now.”
475: “Don’t be nervous, you can come closer.”
476: “I never took you for the romantic type, but I guess I stand corrected.”
477: “Don’t smile at me like that.”
“Like what?”
“Like I make you happy.”
478: “This is far from the first time I’ve done something like this, so why are you so surprised?”
479: “I already knew. I was just waiting for you to confess finally.”
480: “Is it still a secret if I know about it?”
481: “You know, by hinting that you have secrets, you make everyone else that much more inclined to find out what you’re hiding, right?”
482: “You threatened my best friend, I do not feel too lovey dovey towards you right now!”
483: Your OTP(+) haven’t announced their relationship yet, but when a friend of theirs posts a picture with them kissing in the background, what happens?
484: “(Name), this is the girl of my dreams.”
485: “(Name)? Come on. Please, don’t be sad for me.”
486: “Are you asleep?” “Not anymore.”
487: “You made me breakfast in bed? What did you do this time?”
488: “I’ll carry you if I have to!”
489: “I didn’t understand the warmth of you until I couldn’t have it.”
490: “I had given up, but you came into my life and I brought myself back.”
491: “When did we become such a family?”
492: He’s going to be a great father
493: “Has anyone else noticed that we’ve color-coordinated with each other or is it just me?”
494: “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
495: Your character goes outside on a clear night. Looking up, they see a bright falling star streak across the sky. What wish do they make?
496: Person B: I got you these chocolates for Valentine's Day!!
Person A: You're a little late, it's the day after
Person C: They were half off
497: Imagine your OTP giving their child dating advice.
498: Imagine person A leaning on person B’s shoulder and asking if they’ve ever thought about raising kids with them and B replying that they’ve definitely thought about raising kids with them. Think about it.
499: Imagine person A of your OTP is about to meet person B’s parents for the first time. A has been nervous all day, grooming themselves, trying to make themselves look respectable and worthy of B for their parents.
B comes home in the evening to see how nervous A is, and kisses them and messes up their hair/untucks their shirt/just generally does something to make A look more like A, reassuring them because it was the real A that they fell in love with, and A that they want their parents to meet.
500: Where did they go on their honeymoon?
501: When did they decide to become parents?
502: How many kids do they want/have?
503: Who is the responsible parent?
504: Where do they for their date night?
505: Are they strict parents?
506: Do they go to parent teacher interviews?
507: How do they react to their first child going to kindergarten?
508: Where did they get married?
509: What traditions did they make together?
510: How do they decorate their kids room?
511: What are the family secrets?
512: What type of pet do they own?
513: Where do they take their kids on vacation?
514: “Did you feel him/her/them kick?”
515: “Do you think I’ll be a good mom/dad?”
516: “Babe, wake up. The baby is having a party in here! Give me your hand!”
517: “Hospital! Now!”
518: “Boy or Girl?”
519: “Can we name the baby after me?”
520: “Can you put the crib together?”
521: “Cuddle me now!”
522: “I’m pregnant…”
523: “I hope he/she has your eyes.”
524: “You want to paint the nursery what?!”
525: "So… i have some news.“
526: "Okay I just want to say that, yes, I have gained some weight… But it’s because I’m pregnant.”
527: "Better get your dad jokes ready.“
528: "Right here! Right here’s a foot!”
529: "The little one is quite active today.“
530: "Is that a hand?!”
531: "Maybe you should try reading a book to them?“
532: "Come watch my belly, it’s frickin crazy!”
533: "The top of the baby’s head is about… Here, and a foot is right this way.“
534: "Do you think the baby would be down if I ate some chipotle?”
535: "Coffee isn’t good for you while you’re pregnant or breast feeding, but damn I need some caffeine.“
536: "Watermelon with peanut butter sounds so great right now.”
537: “Honey you’re pregnant, that’s all baby. You look beautiful.”
538: “He/She is up again.”
539: “I’ll get the baby, you go back to sleep.”
540: “So sweet!”
541: “I have found your mini-me.”
542: “Babe!! We are out of formula…again!”
543: “Stop being a baby hog!”
544: “They’re gorgeous!!”
545:“This parent thing is hard!”
546: “You both are precious!”
547: “I love you both so so much!”
548: “Wake up, the baby needs you.”
549: “Momma’s little baby, yes you are.”
550:“Daddy’s little baby, yes you are.”
551: “That’s your son/daughter!”
552: “They are walking!”
553. “I love it when they fall asleep on me.”
554. “She/he keeps crying for you.”
555. “Can I hold them!”
556. “Can I pick their outfit out today?”
557. “Daddy’s little girl/boy.”
558. “Mummy’s little girl/boy.”
559. “She/he is never going to be allowed to date!”
560. “Was that a word?”
561. “This kid is gonna have a better childhood than I did.”
562: “Do you want a bed time story?”
563: “[mama/papa]’s got you.”
564: “Where did you put your blankie this time.”
565: “They have grown so much, it’s hard to believe how little they used to be.”
566: “I want another baby.”
567: “Stomach bug?”
“No, morning sickness.”
568: “You really are your [mother/father]’s child.”
569: Imagine Person A of your OT3 is pregnant and Person B and Person C take turns getting food in the middle of the night when Person A suddenly desires it.
570: “Stop wiggling! I need to get you changed!”
571: “You are perfect, my little [pet name].”
572: “Did you have a bad dream?”
“Uh huh.”
“Come on, get into bed with us, you can sleep in bed with us tonight.”
573: “Take a break. I’ll stay up with them, you need some sleep.”
574: Imagine person A of your OTP telling person B they are pregnant in the form of a baby-themed Christmas ornament.
575: Person A and B are engaged to be married and have decided that they want children in the future but want to wait for a while until after the wedding to try for them. They have a night alone before the big day and forget about it until their honeymoon when Person B is extremely tired the whole time and discovers that they’re expecting on the last day to the surprise of them and Person A.
576: Imagine Person A of your OT5 is pregnant and B, C, D and Person E take turns getting food in the middle of the night when Person A suddenly desires it.
577: Imagine your OT+ arguing about whether tea or coffee is better.
Odd Number Bonus: Person C is a hot cocoa lover.
578: Imagine your OT+ ending up in a hotel room with only one bed.
579: Little one jumping in puddles wearing rain boots.
580: Shopping for nursery furniture for little one.
581: Holding the little one for the first time.
582: Being immensely proud when little one takes their first steps alone.
583: Little one’s first reaction to seeing/feeling snow.
584: Singing nursery rhymes to get little one to sleep.
585: Finger painting with little one.
586: Little one getting food all over their face.
587: Going on a walk together with little one.
588: Picking out little one’s first Halloween costume.
589: Little one’s first birthday.
590: Little one’s first trip to the zoo or aquarium.
591: Showing little one a lightning bug for the first time.
592: Little one pulling on your hair with surprising strength.
593: Helping little one go down a slide at the park.
594: Tickling little one’s chubby thighs until they laugh.
595: Singing songs and rocking little one to sleep.
596: Reading a book with little one on your lap.
597: Having to show little one that the food tastes good by having some too.
598: Little one chasing after bubbles to pop them.
599: Playing peek-a-boo with little one.
600: Little one snuggling with a stuffed animal.
601: Having little one help mix cookie dough.
602: Little one eating a slice of fruit and getting juice all down their chin.
603: Kissing little one where they got hurt to make the pain go away.
604: Little one stripping their clothes and running around in their diaper.
605: Waking up to little one crying out in their sleep.
606: Little one biting everything they can stick in their mouth as they teethe.
607: Little one leaving sticky fingerprints on everything they touch.
608: Having little one help flip pancakes.
609: Giving little one a raspberry on their tummy after changing their diaper.
610: Watching little one go in and out of the kiddie pool.
611: Having little one wear their first formal wear.
612: Little one drifting off to sleep with a smile on their face.
613: Little one settling down after you finally figure out what they need.
614: Choosing little one’s name together.
615: Watching little one attempt to blow the seeds off a dandelion.
616: Little one getting in a laughing kick where everything is funny.
617: The first time little one picks their own outfit.
618: Little one chasing down the pet to rest their head on them and hold them tight.
619: Being unable to stay mad at little one when they give you puppy dog eyes.
620: Whoever let you be responsible for someone so small? Lay awake worrying about this.
621: Bath time gets so splashy you get used to just taking your clothes off.
622: Sending an urgent message to your partner to let them know the baby has laughed.
623: Your child is the most beautiful and precious thing in the world. Lay awake crying about this.
624: Let your child bite you to test their emerging teeth. Gaze upon the resulting tiny half-moon indentation on your skin with bemused adoration.
625: "My clothes look good on you.”
626: “Is that my shirt?”
627: “I’ve wanted this for so long.”
628: Person A will gladly tell you: There is nothing in the world quite so cute as Person B sitting in a rocking chair, holding their baby against their flannel (which Person A had been planning to steal, but this is far sweeter)
629: Imagine your OT5 trying for a baby
630: Person A of your OTP peels the “never loses suction” sticker off of a vacuum and sticks it on Person B’s forehead.
631: Person A keeps thinking Person C shoves them off of the bed intentionally in their sleep, only to realize it’s their dog that jumps onto the bed in the middle of the night, causing B to flail and accidentally shove someone off.
632: "I refuse to have a baby on Christmas."
633: "Please don't leave me."
634: “I don’t give a damn.” “You give so many damns, they’re visible from space.”
635: “Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”
636: “Can you help me with this zipper?”
637: “I bet you look even better with your clothes off.”
638: “Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.”
639: “I’d hold on to something if I were you.”
640: “It seems you forgot to wear any underwear tonight.”
641: “I see you’ve started without me.”
642: “Wanna taste?”
643: “Less talking. More fucking.”
644: "You're really gonna make me beg for it?"
645: “I’m going to show you what a real fucking is.”
646: “Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?”
647: “You’re so sexy when you’re all hot and bothered.”
648: “Try to keep quiet. We don’t want to get caught.”
649: “Forget the bed. Let’s fuck right here.”
650: “Fuck, I love the sounds you make.”
651: “Does this/that feel good?”
652: “Please… Don’t stop.”
653: “Please. I need you. Now.”
654: “You’re bigger than I expected.”
655: “Get on your knees.”
656: “This cock isn’t gonna suck itself.”
657: “Maybe I’d rather take my time.”
658: “I just wanted a taste.”
659: “Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue?”
660: “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
661: “Oh god, how can you manage to switch from cute to sexy in under a second?”
662: “I know all of your weaknesses.”
663: “Hm, no panties?”
664: “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
665: “Angel in the streets, freak in the sheets.”
666: “If you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?”
667: “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
668: “I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.“
669: “You make a sound and it’s game over baby.”
670: "If I have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for the next week.“
671: “Can you feel what you’re doing to me?”
672: “You’re not allowed to cum without my permission.”
673: “Fuck, that’s good.”
674: “Holy shit, you’re so fucking sexy like that.”
675: “How ‘bout you come and help me out, huh?”
676: “Don’t think I’m letting you get away with that, darling.”
677: “The things that I want to do to you, baby.”
678: “Dammit, we made a mess.”
679: “What do you mean not yet? You can’t expect me not to cum when you’re fucking me so good!”
680: “You’re going to regret that, sweetheart.”
681: “Were you dreaming about me again?”
682: “I can’t wait to taste you.”
683: “I want to see those pretty little lips wrapped around my cock.”
684: “You have no idea how good you make me feel.”
685: “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
686: “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
687: “You’re not going out in that outfit.”
688: “Don’t give me that look.”
689: “You’re more than just a one night stand.”
690: “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
691: “You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
692: “Like what you see?”
693: “We’re in public, you know.”
694: “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
695: “Don't be so rough. There can't be any marks.”
696: “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
697: “Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”
698: “No, I’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
699: “Make me.”
700: “Stop teasing me so much..”
701: “You’re in trouble now.”
702: “Take off your clothes.”
703: “I’m waiting.”
704: “Mine.”
705: “We cant do that here!”
706: “Behave.”
707: “What did you just say?”
708: “Come here.”
709: “Watch me.”
710: “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
711: “If you cant sleep… Then how about we have sex?”
712:“Don’t kink shame me.”
713: “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
714: “I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
715: “Tell me what you want.”
716: “Bite me.”
717: “If you insist.”
718: “Could he make you feel as good as I do?”
719: “You’re not, um, wearing anything under that, are you..?”
720: “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
721: “You taste like fucking candy.”
722: “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
723: “You make a sound and it's game over.”
724: “Just let me finish this/this level and I swear I'll go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
725: “If I have to stop what I’m doing, you won't be able to walk for the next week.”
726: “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
727: “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
728: “Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..”
729: “Want some help?”
730: “Shut up.”
731: “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
732: “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
733: “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
734: “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done working.”
735: “What? Does that feel good?”
736: “I’m not jealous! It's just… You’re mine!”
737: “If we get caught I’m blaming you.”
738: “We have to be quiet.”
739: “Tell me again.”
740: “You have no idea how much I want you.”
741: “Say it.”
742: “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
743: “You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll.”
744: “I think that's the first time I’ve heard you moan… It was like a fucking melody.”
745: “I really want to kiss you right now.” “Then do it.”
746: “You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.”
747: “Who said it had to be on the bed?”
748: “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
749: “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That's cute.”
750: “For the love of fuck.”
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