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a-very-fond-farewell · 2 months

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went to the city, me. fell in love with ALL the pretty women, me. much struggle.

#I felt like a bog creature the whole time #looking up was misery to me. there were pretty ladies everyfuckingwhere #I cannot be trusted in public. I will melt to the ground #the friend I met after 4 months was like: mate u ok?#and I was: I cannot compute today #anyway. I did find time for the gender dysphoria to hit. STILL. who would have thought??#but I said fuck it #I haven’t been to the city in 4 months. I will not let my bog self make me feel like shit today #I finally got to eat sushi :D #the perks of that country life style ik #so. anyway. don’t self-isolate for too long folks! go out and live #or you’ll end up like me with 1 close friend I get to see three times a year and 3 online friends that live too far away for me to hug ;-;#to said friends I will say:#one day I shall tackle you and cover you in affection. hopefully soon 😈🔥#in the meantime.. for whoever is reading this:#I hope you have a good rest of your day. that your crops are watered. that your creativity leaves you satisfied & excited for what’s to come #see u soon :)#sneaky niki

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daincrediblegg · 3 months

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Nothing wrong with me

#behold: the sowed seeds of my upped vitamin d dose #just would like to say that part of this is sponsored by a couple of very kind inboxers who reached out and said that they DID want to know #more about lady terror and which really helped reinvigor my motivations #and I WILL be answering those asks soon enough #(harder to do until I have my laptop back. like I’m sorry y’all I literally wish I knew what I was on in 2019 when I was writing all my #joker headcanon fics on my phone but I cannot replicate that and I dare not even try #)… but regardless it will happen #but also yeah so this is a 6 page chapter summary for the fic and I’ve just started on chapter 2 and this will help a lot when #I get my computer back I think I’ve cleared my head a lot about this fic while not having it #but anyway #yeah uh…#egg’s wip’s #moral of the story is telling people you wanna hear about their oc’s that they’ve been working on for a whole year works #also went down a classical music rabbit hole about it today if that’s of interest to anyone but… me #bc one of my students did a presentation on poe’s impact on music theory and danse macabre which incited me to get familliar with composers #and pieces that would have actively been known in the 1840’s and have wanted to do since that bit about schubert on crozier’s hand organ #got dropped in the scripts #I think they’re going to feud on classical music tastes #average beethoven and chopin stan vs schubert enjoyer FIGHT #(except the serenade. that song was actually written about lady terror I’ve decided)#also thinking about lady terror and poe bc he’s said himself music is the highest art. they are concert buddies for sure #I bet that mf liked beethoven. poe is a big bass guy if I’ve ever seen one #it’s the drama you see

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shima-draws · 8 months

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Aha aha AHA I am going to lie face down in a river. Christ

#Shima speaks #SORRY WORK HAS BEEN SO FUCKING STRESSFUL TODAY AND I AM SOOOO DONE. SO over it #I got locked out of my computer for a half hour and couldn't reset my password too so that was so 💖 lovely #Chomping everyone to death who has bugged me today. I don't have the patience #Bangs my head against the wall #I really REALLY want to scream loudly. But I cannot. I am a professional and I do not scream inside my office.#Currently feeling like those violent stick figure memes. That is me #I deserve a little violence. As a treat

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theredtours · 5 months

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this is completely unrelated to my blog or anything of the like, this is 100% a personal post, but I just started a course in IT and I swear to god I have never been so immediately interested in a topic that sounded only moderately useful and not actually fun. IT IS SO FUN AND I AM SO GLAD I WAS WRONG.

#also?? i had no idea so many women were founders in the way math and tech got us to today's computers #like what the fuck why don't we learn about them in school??#bro computers are fucking cool as shit and i cannot WAIT to go to work in this field #personal #text

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every-character-ever-poll · 6 months

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im sorry but each time I see the "moth pussy" posts I can think of exactly one specific character (that I've learned about by an accident) and I don't know what to think about it

Well you can’t just mention a character on the Every Character Ever poll blog and not say who it is

#not a poll #asks #Sorry no polls today I had a much longer shift than anticipated and I also forgot my computer and cannot post polls #Well I could but I hate tumblr mobile and it’s a nightmare to make polls on so I won’t #Join me in suffering from the Mith Pussy

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pterodach · 2 years

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He's blushing

Another day another try to create smth fascinating but i truly cannot do that smth. So there's a sketch of simon again

#simarkus #simon dbh #dbh #detroit become human #dbh markus #dbh simarkus #dbh simon #simon pl600 #markus's hand bc i didn't now how to draw #sorry but im gloomy today and actually i like this one but i cannot accept the fact that I can't do more #like...this is one more head and... that's all?? kinda demotivating #pteroart #укртумбочка #украрт #im tired again and these electricity blackout i even can't work on my computer

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bug-decal-kissing · 6 months

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Hey friends!

Light! Camera! Action!, by SL_22, was updated today, with 4/? Chapters released! It is Not Rated and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Deviates From Canon, Homophobia, Falling In Love, Hurt/Comfort, Flashbacks, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Idiots in Love, Humor, all people, overtime, Office, Friends to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers"

You can read it here:

A new work, Teasing The Bug (Disguise Design) by phoenixash234flames, was upblished today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "hey guess what another AU, This one is designing disguises to just wear around the time room"

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A new work, This and that about sensation by hierozphant, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "relationship exploration, Character Study, Vague Sexual Tension, Not Beta Read, This was just an excuse to write about philosophy, IDFK how else to tag this aaah"

You can read it here:

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, Sub Bug by ineedlemonade, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Tentacle Dick, Trans Male Character, No Angst, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Spanking, Kink Exploration, Paddling, Masochism, Sadism, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Dirty Talk, Gay Sex, Creampie, Dom/sub, Size Difference, Orgasm Delay, Come Inflation, Praise Kink, Not Beta Read"

You can read it here:

#today i go 'oh boy i cannot wait to read some delicious content!'#and my computer goes 'what if i broke and you couldnt see anything for fifteen minutes again :-)' and i say 'oh no please dont do that'#guess what it did #prohibitedwish #prohibitedwish fics #light! camera! action!#sub bug #teasing the bug (disguise design)#this and that about sensation

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sankttealeaf · 3 months

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i have chapters for both let sleeping dogs lie + political affairs ready to be uploaded. i am so excited

#lsdl might come later today when i force myself out of bed and go to my computer #political affairs may come tomorrow or thursday. we shall see #lsdl is 13k words i hope ppl are ready for a treat!!#pa is 6k? i think. i cannot remember #this is very exciting for me #usually i upload chapters at like. 1am so to have lsdl written up before then? so fun

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jennhoney · 1 year

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I have eaten A LOT of cheese today and that is really saying something.

Auntpretty1 is continuing to struggle and Murble is with her at the hospital rn. I don’t know much yet.

I am foggy and sleepy and can barely hear but other than that, fine. I need to feel well enough tomorrow to tackle some paperwork. So I’m just gonna eat parm crisps to fuel that magic or whatevery.

Fafner is good and says hi.

#I don’t usually feel like hungry or snacky since all of this shit happened to my body #but today I feel like garbage and want to drink cocoa and eat cookies all day #and I cannot do that #so delicious fats will do #cheese: the idea food #emergency cheese #I wish my tags worked #the shrugs are the only thing that is free #jennhoney personal log #I’ll fix my tags if I ever sit at a computer #my hierarchy of needs is…#my hierarchy of needs is shelter. cheese. hugs. it is a square.

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agentromanoffsir · 4 months

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i’m not even kidding when i say that the loss of the shared family desktop computer is a tragedy to me

#I cannot imagine growing up and not having access to a singular blocky computer #shared by each member of your family #that you learn to type & play games & talk to people on #like. the computer room? being on the family computer #having to share with my brother #learning to type there and doing papers there and doing art there #kids today grow up and so many of them don’t even have computer access????#just phones????#I’m so so sad for them becuase having that computer was such a fucking staple for me #ANYWAYS. feeling things today.

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violetsareblue-selfships · 4 months

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good morning!! <3

#same old same old for today #finshing up a companion quest in hsr #it's funny i added dan heng as an f/o and then started a quest that he's very prominent in #like help he's so pretty he's almost distracting me #but anyways #i managed to start that other game i was talking about #i'm playing it through a program on my computer bc my iPad still didn't have enough space #but it plays well enough and i know I'm gonna gain an f/o from this #(at least one lol)#that's the thing with otome's i cannot be trusted to not actually fall for one of the love interests #especially when they're around my actual age lol #but i digress #it's just gonna be a lot of gaming and stuff today :3 #i hope you all have a good day/night!! <3 #morning rambles

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werewolf-transgenderism · 2 years

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little gay people in my phone i LOVE you, you are like friends to me I do not care if that’s parasocial of me

#im having shrimp emotions today #honestly I’m having shrimp emotions a lot of the time #just when people are kind to me it is truly surprising and takes me aback and I bluescreen like a snotty computer #that was supposed to be ‘shitty’ and not ‘snotty’ don’t know what happened there #but you get the drift!#when you are nice to me that goes into the filing cabinet in my heart FOREVER #cryin in the club 🥲✌️#i just cannot fathom that people out there are like….at all invested in my wellbeing or happiness etc it’s simply wild to me #GODDDD #back to the abyss I go but I had to say it 🥲✌️❤️

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nofr1lls · 6 months

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FAGGOT DOING NOTHING. I need a hobby...

#no plans for today feels like shittttttttttt.#I can't eat bc mummy is in the kitchen #I can't watch an awesome tv show bc mummy has confiscated the computer #just out of habit? I guess? this house is a prison 😔☹️#maybe I should just go on a walk somewhere. guys I cannot fucking stay here #I AM SUCH A LOSER. FML

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forcedhesitation · 7 months

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maaaaaan. and now my pc is stuck in a bios loop. tells me it cannot find any bootable devices. checked the cables and everything seems alright?? trying to repair start up thru USB windows installation next but I have a deep dread in me that this could be worse :(

#my guy I Cannot afford this bullshit !#I have no idea why it’s doing this.#could be outdated BIOS software.#could be bad wires.#could be CMOS on motherboard.#god I was so happy to finally have it work today and it still fucking won’t.#I’m so upset.#I hope nothing is damaged with the harddrive.#and if it is. I hope the files are recoverable.#I think the extra SSD is fine. which means my bg3 saves should be okay.#but the other drive?? bro I’m an idiot.#not all of that is backed up. I could lose. so much art.#again. it LOOKS fine. I don’t think it’s the drives themselves.#if the USB start up repair doesn’t work I have to go back to the computer store though. Again.#my fucking laptop is struggling so hard to even get the windows 10 installation files downloaded onto the USB #I’m SOOOOO tired man.#like Nothing is going well.

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batemanofficial · 7 months

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i should buy a full final cut license but oough its expensive

#speak friend and enter #i could ask my mom for money or i could save myself the lecture and use the school's computers #but that would require me to go to the media lab to edit and the girl who works there is so loud #she uses it as time to hang out with her friends which. fine but not in the mf LIBRARY #i was in there editing another project earlier today and turned around and went 'do you mind' at one point bc she was scream laughing #like girl if you wanna hang out with your friends on the clock i'm all for it but i cannot hear my audio over you #she gave me a really bitchy 'have a nice day :))))' as i left but i just didnt acknowledge. she's like a sophomore #i will punch down if people are being annoying but even i have standards. i'm not gonna give her the satisfaction of ragging on her

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galaxywhale · 9 months

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i hate technology

#just let me play my game #i tried playing bg3 and it was so laggy today that it was literally unplayable #but i know my computer is capable of playing it and i havent had any problems any other times rip #but i cannot be bothered working out how to reduce lag rn so i guess im just doing something else lol

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