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one of my friends predicted a long time ago that i would end up married to a rat man, and i’ve been like nah i like pretty and fashionable people but now i definitely have what feels like the most fruitful crush i’ve had in a long time on a quintessential rat man and i’m like. äh, the ordeals of being known.
#i've been wary of them until last night#like aware that they're cute and fascinating#but the running joke has been that the entire friend group would make out w them if given the chance#but last night we actually spent most of a 4-hour yule party shooting the shit and getting in each other's faces#and im like... god dammit...........#don't do this to me heart....................#their core hyperfixation is anime and i am so not about that life..............................#(nothing wrong w anime i just can't watch it bc i have to be able to split my focus when i watch s/t)#(and you Really can't do that w actual good anime)#(which he watches bc he is a discerning individual)#like listen we'd TALKED before but i actually had his full attention for entire twenty-minute intervals at a time#and then caught him Looking at me a lot in-between and i'm just like#AUGH#i want to be MEAN to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and also sit his twiggy ass down and make him deal with receiving direct and unabashed affection :/#i told him i got him an xmas present last night and he keeled into an overwhelmed crouch like three separate times#and i was like Oh Cool A Button To Push#and HAMMERED on that fuckin thing#bc it was clearly the fun kind of overwhelmed#got that exuberant babblerant motherfucker to full-ass goddamn blush and i am CONSUMED
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man I have at least 7 entire rimworld themed, storied/written out playthroughs planned just from off the top of my head and everyone *seems* to have enjoyed me playing it but immediately as soon as I get into it and get a passion for it and plan all this stuff out, in my head I’m like “this is too much, people are gonna get bored and stop watching, nobody likes this stuff and you’re copying a youtuber” even though it’s demonstrably untrue.
Wish my brain would just let me stream and play things I like without feeling like I have to constantly justify it or that as soon as I do it too much people will stop watching
#to be clear these playthrus wouldn’t be one after another. just over time.#hitting myself in the head with a hammer#it’s not even like I have to worry about appeasing a MASSIVE audience anyway#I love my community but it’s small enough I shouldn’t have these worries#and yet.#stupid fuckin brain#just let me enjoy things and stream things I enjoy#:(
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Day ninety-one
Everyday I am low-key thinking about Nobara in the official light novel.
Doodled sumn from it.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#inumaki toge#GOD THEIR FRIENDSHIP#Inumaki you should've let her kill him#KUGISAKI LITERALLY TURNED A CURSED SPEECH USERS TONGUE INTO A FUCKING FLESH FLOWER!!!#removed his ability to use his technique in the WORST way#best part is she is literally high-key unaffected by cursed speech because of three things#first one is her endless rage the second is her rationality somewhat and the third is deadass just because shes Kugisaki Nobara#DO ANY OF YALL UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HARDCORE THAT IS??#SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE A HAMMER AND NAILS SHE JUST LIKES THE DAMN THINGS#SHE USED THE SHARPENED ON THE FLOOR HEEL OF HER BOOT TO PEIRCE A DOLL SHE MADE IN SECONDS FROM THE ROPES THAT#THAT FUCKING RESTRAINED HER???#SHES SO FUCKIN COOL DUDE SHES SO FUCKIN COOL#Gege you don't know ANYTHING#Inumaki used his technique on her yo make her not kill the dude and instead if not attacking she literally nailed the guy to the floor by#BY THE ANKLES#didn't want his ass scampering away#FLESH FOWERS FLESH FOWERS FLESH FLOWERS!!!#*Jumps around aggressively*#bucket fucking screams
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Saturday Update
WIP post for a supposed-to-be little 3D project. Wanted to make some low-poly hand painted Monster Hunter weapons.
Did the base Iron Hammer because I was all like "it's just a big lump on a metal handle - how hard can that be?" Not hard, but that weird kind of breadcrumb trail of learning things about a thing that you really feel like you should've noticed it all at once? Started with a really, really simple model and part way through decided I wanted something more accurate and that took a while.
#3D art#Monster Hunter#lowpoly#handpainted#hand painted#prop art#3D#hammer#maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan this weapon was more complex than I thought#and as a Hammer Main I fuckin looked at these kinda things for years#YEARS#either way another WIP update#which I still really should do less#much happier with the more complex model than old one
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i am doing WOOD STUFF. and probably using the WRONG TYPE OF SAW BUT WHATEVER
anyway this was a surprisingly easy DIY thing if anyones wondering. probably easier if u have a tablesaw or whatever the fuck but still. doin some fuckin carpentry
#buzzy#ignore how the one thing is crooked when i hammered it in the angle was fuckin weird#bc i had to like. balance the entire thing on the T and hammer it in#who needs 'power tools' and 'squares' and 'mitre boxes' when u can spend way to long sanding it down when u cut it#1/8th inch too thick#diy
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realizing canonwise subkit is probably most definitely a proship or something considering subspace sees medkit as a traitor and literally caused the loss of his eye
chat what do i do. i am not having a good night
like the only instances i have of it are an au based around subspace being sad about medkits fucking dramatic ass death and a fucking crack fic thats in the works about medkit subspace and ban hammer having a wedding
#homohollers#phighting#medkit phighting#subspace phighting#ban hammer phighting#subkit#km not putting all the tags#it hurts so fuckin much dude tonight has been horrendous i dont fuckin know what to do anymore#am i reverting back to my old horrible problematic self?#am i relapsing?#am i gonna end up the horrible person i was before#i dont want to#i dont want to hurt people anymore#or myself#i dont fucking want to do bad things#i wanna be a good person#i want#to be good#please
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About the Sawashiro trailer for Infinite Wealth... Ok spoilers here for Y:LAD, but I think they're implying that Sawashiro actually didn't kill the Seryuu Clan guy (forgot his name). The reason he says "The young master doesn't trust me anymore" is because when he got there the guy was already dead, Sawashiro thought that Masato didn't trust him to do it so he sent another assassin and tried to pin it on him. Sawashiro just waited there for Ichi to arrive because even if he wasn't the assassin, he lost his son's trust so he felt like it was over for him either way. That's my theory anyway but it would be wild omg
why you gotta disrespect hoshino like this we're only allowed to do that to hoshino from judgment
BUT interesting theory........
#snap chats#i am... kinda chewing on it ngl...#only cause i know rgg loves their fuckin BULLSHIT#but we'll just have to see....#it is a lil.. interestin how quiet the room seems to be#logically to kill hoshino Like That he'd have to already be in the room for the killer to come in and shoot him at his desk#it wouldnt make sense for sawashiro to wait in hoshino's office and kill him when he gets to his desk#not like theres anywhere to hide n either in hoshino's office or even the hallway#nowhere that would make sense: gonna hide under a guys desk and crawl out and shoot him WHAT lol#sawashiro referring to the loss of aoki's trust could also just be getting assigned the hit in general#like thats still A Thing i think is true- the ultimate betrayal#esp when earlier in the game aoki specifically asks if sawashiro is more devote to him or arakawa#so this call could just be hammering it in#but again why HAVE the call in the first place.. esp if its around the time of the hit..#IN ANY CASE this just a fun theory now innit let me not actually ace attorney this shit LOL#no point wondering when we'll know the truth in. 24 days <3
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Also forever very funny to me that the kickstarter page calls Anton a "hapless drunkard" akhfkshfk. Just coming out swingin, huh? Sorry king. I still love you though ♡
#he's MY hapless drunkard ♡#and we hold each other so sweetly every day and night#and when he wants to go blow stuff up and destroy things with his big fuckin hammer he lets me come watch#peace and love on planet earth ♡#roz posts#♡: 🔨🎰🥃
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shouts out to this other nezha prime who looked the same as me just with slightly less saturated colours
#IT WAS A LIL CONFUSING AT FIRST. WHY ARE YOU ME#obviously no clue what their reasoning was for the colours but. nonbinary pride#okay this is just my default colour scheme regardless but also this time it IS about pride bc its june#kata's chatter#space ninja fashion show#warframe#LOVE seeing nezha with a fuckin hammer btw its great#similarly its great watching him so elegantly hold the twin grakatas#hydron continues to be really fuckin fun btw#the chaos is off the charts sometimes and bc everyone goes there to level you get more of a variety of fuckery#LOVED having enemy radar thanks to someone and seeing a million red triangles on the defense objective#bc we had a vauban and he was doing vauban things#not this mission obviously but i did a few bc grakatas
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theyre fuckin working on the roadworks outside my flat. At 1am. Not to be a grumpy old woman but like?? Taking the piss a bit I think
#its not like its even quietish stuff its straight up those hammer things th ey use to break concrete#sounds like a fuckin machine gu#not happy
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Okay. Raphael time.
#gerard's diary#i actually fuckin. fucked up and forgot to properly prepare#so i had to go back and the last time i saved was after taking the hammer 😭😭😭😭#but i want us and deva summoned before the fight#and also want to drop a soul coin in karlach wheee#btw where tf do u even but those things?? her tits??#i hope its her tits.
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eyes on me (m)
synopsis. look at him, only him, especially when he’s fucking you dumb.
warnings. êxplïcït sěx, döm!töjï, fèm!réàdèr, däddy kïnk, MÄTŪRE THÊMÊS, cússïng, prâïsê kïnk, röügh s-x, möänïng, gröǎnïng, ünprötêctêd s-x, bïtïng, yändêrê töjï, [wräp ït bêförě yöu täp ït], b-lly bǔlgè.
header art by @jj59u on twt. It’s not mine.
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Oh you look so erotic like this.
You’re both so sweaty, you’re crying, he’s smirking, going so fast, hammering into your heat, Toji can’t stop looking at you at all.
You’re so shy despite literally drooling in his cock but you’re just so adorable- hiding your face away in his neck, whimpering like a kitten in the cold while he’s buried deep inside you.
Your nails are digging so deep into his naked back, your breathy moans are like music to him, and he’s already about to cum as he feels your walls clench tighter around him.
“Gonna cum, my pretty slut?” He asks you so tenderly, pressing butterfly kisses into your messed up hair, Toji hisses a little when you dig your nails deeper but the pain only makes his dick harder.
So he doesn’t waste a second to pick up his already fast pace, he knows you’re about to cum because you always get so quite, too lost in the pleasure to respond or comprehend anything around you.
He is fucking you dumb on his cock.
And he’s doing exactly that right now too. “Come on pretty baby speak up.” Toji whispers in a sultry voice in your ear and he doesn’t miss the way goosebumps appear on your skin, and the sight makes him smile.
Because your shoulder and neck are filled with his bite marks, “yn..” he calls out your name once again, panting alot, he’s made sure to make you cum at least two times.
Because you are his princess, you may be a little bratty but he loves you so much, Tojis hips are grinding into the air and he’s got you safe in his arms, your cunt is so hot around him, he feels like he’ll burst, just then you finally lift your head up and that makes him so happy because he can see your pretty eyes.
Toji is kissing you up from the valley of your breasts, his lips all over them, you’re so soft and so pretty.
“w-wanna cum, daddy.” You whimper, and he coos, pulling you for a rough sloppy kiss, his teeth nibble on the meat of your lower lip.
He’s about to cum too.
“S-So fuckin pretty.” He groans, It’s his turn to bury his face into your shoulder, he’s enjoying the lewd sounds that’s echoing through out your large bedroom, he’s missed you so much.
His biceps flex as he’s fucking you like his life depends on it, maybe because he wants you to get so addicted to him.
“O-Oh daddy… feels so good- ah.” Youre hugging him tightly. Toji feels so calm when his body is into yours, it’s so intimate yet calming.
“You fuck me ‘so good.” Your praise actually has his head spinning so now he’s literally bullying his dick into your pussy, crying out curses and what not.
He loves you so much.
He knows he’s got a very filthy mouth but he knows you love it so much, because it’s not long before you’re literally creaming in his cock, crying with literal tears, moaning in pleasure.
Your shy self is long gone and you’re a loud moaning mess.
You sound like a slut- his favorite slut.
“Noooo baby come on- look into daddy’s eyes.” He is forcing your head up again before you can hide again and his large fingers hold your face up so you’re looking straight into his eyes.
Your eyes are the best thing about you.
He smirks when he spots your belly bulge, you take him so well every time.
Your body is made for him.
“Eyes on me so daddy c-can cum, baby.”
#toji smut#jjk smut#yandere jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#yandere toji#smut#yandere x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk toji#yandere jujutsu kaisen#toji x reader#toji x you#toji x y/n#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk fushiguro#fushiguro toji x reader#fushiguro smut#fushiguro x reader#yandere smut
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ah yes the horrors
#ash.txt#feelin like that tiktok of that guy like#’feelin like floyd in this mayweather HAH!!…… it takes so much effort to produce a smile these days’#can i pls just sleep without wanting to knock myself out with a hammer#i get the whole ‘dont trust ur thoughts after 9pm’ thing but god they are fuckin Loud
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love always being the last-minute trip sitter/designated driver :)))
#like i love my friends to death but like#don't fuckin wait to call til everyone is too drunk to drive/tripping balls#i at least prefer they call me instead of trying to handle things alone#but ffs 'we're hammered nd wanna go to wendy's' isn't exactly high up on my list of priorities
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#idk what da hell is wrong with me today but fuckin yikes#i woke up this morning in too much pain to move#eventually when that left i had to go to the store to run errands but after a little bit my ribs felt like someone hit them with a hammer#so i got home and 'went to take a nap' which i did. but when i woke up my legs were completely fucking numb and i couldn't move#so like what the hell else was i supposed to do except go back to sleep because i couldn't do anything#and then i woke up at like 1 am so I'm pretty sure my sleep schedule's fucked again :(#I'm feeling a bit better physically now I'm at my usual pain level for the most part but i have a thing i was really excited to do tomorrow#and I'm worried that I'm gonna go back to being in that much pain or am gonna have lasting fibro fog from it that'll make it hard to do#and i really don't want to make it difficult or frustrating for my friend who's doing it with me#I'm probably gonna try to just. idk. sleep again and hope resting enough will prevent that so I'm present enough for it#but I'm still kinda nervous I'm gonna fuck it up by being slow to understand things#I'll just have to wait and see i guess#I'm probably gonna delete this soon too cuz idk#i don't feel like keeping it up very long i guess#just needed to vent a cuz i had a pretty rough day and just needed to scream into the void about it a little#vent
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Peak adulting is bringing home soup from work and eating it with bread that would otherwise go mouldy, not even using a spoon
#A SOLID THIRD OF A LOAF OF BREAD#the soup was very yum esp since i dont have to wash up anything#(legit rinsed the tub i bought it home in and gonna put it through the work dishwasher bc i am v tired)#shadow forgetting to take a break again yehaw-#i was having too much fun hitting broken chairs with a hammer so they could go in the bins#then i was finishing in an hour so there was like no point#... then i did an extra two hours#im rlly dumb :)#but my day was productive i did lots of organising and smashing things and then it was busy so i got to do lots of running#again the best part was the part where i got to destroy things#akdhdkdhf anyways sleeb#OH BTW THE TUB IS FROM WORK SO IT HAS TO GO BACK TO WORK im not being THAT fuckin stinky#its gonna go back there anyway and thats the best way to get the tub catering standards clean
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