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electrificata · 11 months
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i think that an interesting facet of american society. is that the gigantic economic engine of the entertainment industry has created, in effect, a hypervisible untitled aristocracy (celebrities). and the main way of ENTERING this aristocracy is via looks and charisma. obviously money and connections play a role, but the thing that gets you into hollywood if you dont have money is...looks and charisma, and the thing that keeps you in front of the camera after your parents put you there initially is...looks and charisma. and COINCIDENTALLY looks and charisma are excellent ways to make the normals not hate you. you can indulge in the worst excesses of wealth in public and if you show a little leg or you have a little goofy je ne sais quois...its harder to get mad at you. and yeah, sure, we watch every day as famous people lose and win in small ways, as women and people of color (and men who put a foot wrong and dont have the connections to save themselves. thinking of brendan fraser.) get torn to shreds at the center of the panopticon, but that doesnt shatter the illusion that this could be you.
the idea is this: if you have that certain, nebulous Star Quality (so nebulous that you usually know when you have it but you also cant be completely sure when you DONT have it. because what if its waiting to emerge). anyway if you have it. you can ascend and become a like, viscount of calabasas or something. and you will be loved. and you will be defended. and you can take a private jet wherever you want and a lot of internet weirdos will defend you. and us exhausted and stressed and burned-out people outside the aristocracy, we do that defending in big and small ways, because a movie or tv show is the thing that makes us feel better after a long day of working a shitty job, or taking care of family with limited help, or searching for work in a brutal, inscrutable market.
and the people who are really fucking the world up can do that...well not completely out of sight, but with a hell of a lot less scrutiny than theyd get otherwise. and im not here to defend hollywood under-upperclass - taylor swift get rid of the fucking pj, brad pitt we all remember your dealings with weinstein. im just saying its an interesting way of harnessing a natural, intangible human resource like "charisma" and putting it on the political chessboard. we used to consider actors and artists almost as low-down on the social ladder as we do sex workers. then the duke fell from grace, and we put an actor in a nice doublet and pushed him out onstage to take his place.
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theboost · 1 year
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Can’t bring myself to watch the finale of due south, so for the two people who are interested, here are my thoughts from when I was watching through
Due South insanity moment where vecchio gives a long speech to his sister in which he tells her to stay away from fraser because she’ll only get hurt and guys like fraser won’t even notice and then she responds by telling him that he’s afraid to dream. How am I supposed to take this
Obsessed with Fraser having a sleepover with his childhood hockey bestie. I think they should practice kissing with each other. I’m such a gay fraser truther I’m sorry but id take him and random hockey guy over him and Victoria
I think paul gross just has a resting smirk which is something you don’t see too often but it’s really making this funeral scene unintentionally humorous. Buddy you couldn’t muster a frown. I hate you Paul Gross, you live action Disney prince. That is a term that gets thrown around a lot but it’s true for him
100 percent still a gay fraser truther. Why are they having romantical ten- SORRY LIEUTENANT THATCHER JUST HIT HIM WITH A DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS- romantical tension between fraser and thatcher. I don’t like it. She’s so mean to him all the time. He needs to get with a real man like Ray. I don’t really think you can put a guy like fraser in a relationship with his superior officer the chain of command would fuck him up. But they just keep mashing them together like Barbie dolls. I don’t get it. Also I kind of don’t like Francesca I’m sorry women…
“Ray, get in the closet” “Benny, get out of the closet” real dialogue. I don’t even need to make the joke. “I was in the closet with detective vecchio” I could end it all
Are we really doing another season finale where they’re getting framed by someone who one of them put in prison who recently go out and now seeks revenge. I guess if it ain’t broke. Okay so it’s not a season finale arc but still. It’s weird that it happened twice
CAN WE STOP PUTTING POOR GAY BOY FRASER - henceforth referred to as gayser when he is into situations wherein I want to emphasize his homosexuality - IN FORCED STRAIGHT SITUATIONS LIKE I KNOW THAT HE DOESNT WANT TO PLAY DOMESTICITY WITH FRANNIE. And she really needs to get with a woman
Girl a clip show for the season 2 finale? Come now. Also this is why starsky and hutch will always be a show made to hatecrime the watcher while due south uplifts you, because starsky and hutch did the amnesia plot line but hutch faked it. Because he’s insane.
“Alone we’re incomplete” truly insane thing to say about your best friend. Season 2 has really solidified by theory that ray is an out gay man to himself and no one else and he performs heterosexuality as a cover and gayser is just really truly deeply closeted because there were no gay people in a 100 kilometer radius growing up in the yukon. Also “benny, I could kiss you” “I thought we were just friends, ray” “we are” hello??? Hello???
Okay what the hell is going on with Ray K. You weren’t lying. 2 episodes in and he’s asking if Fraser thinks he’s attractive.
“All women are our sisters” I LOVE YOU FRASER. FEMINIST LEGEND.
I still gayser truth of course but as far as love interests go I don’t mind this bounty hunter milf
I don’t love that ghost dad was made a main character I liked him more when he would randomly pop up and I think they use him too much but I do love his little office set. And I do love that ghost dad is a character that exists
I don’t really care for the fact that one of kowalski’s defining traits is his love of police brutality. Come on due south. You used to understand that police violence is bad
I’ll be honest this is one of the first American based shows I’ve seen that promotes the idea of Canadian exceptionalism. And like it wasn’t initially like this as, see my last point, due South used to know and show that both the Chicago police and the mounties were corrupt, with Fraser being the worlds most special guy, but later seasons are like “all Mounties are inherently virtuous supermen”
Detective Huey and Fraser narrative foils in that both of them lost their first gay partner and then proceeded to get even gayer with their second partner. I do love Huey. And Dewey’s strange ways bewitch me I think he should hook up with turnbull
Women love to ask Fraser if they can trust him and then kiss him. Non_threatening_boys.jpg
Whenever Scott Bakula sings on quantum leap I cheer and clap like a seal and whenever paul gross sings I shriek and cover my eyes and say kill yourself
Every subplot to Mountie Sings the Blues makes me so happy I love huey and deweys stupid ass country song and I actually think Francesca/Turnbull is cute I’ve actually been hoping they would do it
I’m so sad due south got canceled right after the Fraser sister reveal I want so many more episodes with them hanging out
One thing about Fraser is that his love interest will be a brunette woman. Frannie, Victoria, Thatcher, milf bounty hunter and- sorry I looked up the poker episode to remember if the poker chick was brunette and sure enough
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autistic-katara · 5 months
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what are your ocs names and ages? what universe do they exist in (like, a tv show or book, or are they from your own universe?)
said this a billion times lmao but Catriona MacGowan (15), Elspeth (Elsie/Ella/El) Fraser (15), Liam McKinney (15), Faizan Nawaz (15), Lola Anh (16), and Milo Devlin-Lovejoy (15)
theyre from a universe that i created :33 (basically just our universe but i will use magic to explain the stuff that doesnt make sense bcz fuck you)
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lilcowzia · 1 year
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Like, it's great to see Brendan Fraser's comeback, but I so wish it wasn't for this film.
ye, like ill be honest i cant say im a huge fan or anything, but he seems kindhearted and it just sucks. i wish more people made the effort to educate themselves on harm they could be doing to marginalized communities, having positive intentions doesnt suddenly make whatever youre doing okay
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adowbaldwin · 1 year
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In honour of our lovely Scottish boy Bill Fraser I'm gonna start some love for this man!
So who do you think he'd pair up with for the SAS's nightly cuddle sessions??
And how does he cuddle? Does he lie flat on his back? Or is he the classic starfish cuddle guy?
One night hes awake, not just eyes open but mind buzzing and he has 100 questions, and theyre all about the desert.
Theres only one man to ask, so off he trotts to Mikes tent, the be all and end all of Desert knowledge. Theres nothing that the ex LRDG operative doesnt know.
But hes hard to wake up.
Hes like a pile of rocks * evil laugh * or so little Billy thought.
Billy reaches out to shake him again when arms shoot out from under the 'quilt' (its literally one thread away from being scraps) and drags him into the abyss of his little camp bed.
Billy is too stunned to speak but then the warmth of another human seeps into his bones and it reminds him of being home. And so like the snuggle whore he is he pushes his whole body into it and gets spooned the shit out of for another 4 hours.
When he wakes in the morning mikes basically ontop of him, starfished snoring in his face. He just stays there till he wakes up.
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achillesofficialart · 9 months
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MY MAIN 4 :)
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Felix Levine: Black Hair
Benjamin Fraser: Blonde Hair
Veronica Williams: Red Hair
Alex Lincey: Brown Hair
Fun facts about Felix!
Felix smells like he rolled around in a lavender field
Felix likes to play with rodent animals like possums, rats, racoons ect:....
its rare to see Felix in school, he either walks in really late or he just doesnt go at all
he is bi :)
Felixs favourite colour is purple!
he is NOT afraid to hit a woman if they start the fight
Felix lives with his older brother Asher Levine
he prefers cold to warm
felix has a decent sleep schedule
his and Ashers parents died in a house fire
Felix and Asher are both British
Felixs name on his birth certificate is "Calvin Felix Levine"
he is allergic to strawberries and cats
he owns a cat named "gizmo" and a possum named "kevin"
the possum may or may not be possessed
felix likes seeing his breath when its cold out :) its reassurance for him that hes still alive and breathing
felix is the youngest out of the 4
his birthday is the 11th of October
he has a facination with kenny and mysterion
colourblind in his red eye (tritanopia)
voice headcannon? Andrew Horowitz (tally hall green tie)
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Fun facts about Benjamin!
benjamin is canadian
Benjamin lives with his mom in southpark
benjamins dad is Phillip from terrance and Phillip
benjamin goes by "He/Him/They/Them" pronouns!
he is pan :)
his closest friend out of the 4 is Alex!
benjamin helps with the school press
he is a hopeless romantic
he is the tallest kid in the class
benjamin dislikes Canadian stereotypes and gets irritated when his fellow Canadians fall to said stereotypes
he hates Terance and Phillip, with a passion.
his favourite colours are yellow and blue!
benjamin is like an older brother figure
benjamin is the oldest out of the 4 by a few months
benjamins birthday is the 14th of January
hes a 1st aider
benjamin has a pet dog (golden lab) named "Percy" the dog is missing both its back legs and is attached to wheels too help it move around, its a very happy doggo
probably one of the most innocent ocs i have
loves to play chess
pacifist, cries when he steps on bugs by accident, tries to stop fights rather than cause them
voice headcannon? dipper pines
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Fun facts about Veronica Williams!
Veronica has a short temper
she likes cats :)
she is a big fan of My Little Pony
she has a lot of sass
she lives with her older brother Robin Williams
her parents are very busy so they are rarely around the house
her parents are strictly Christian
she is a girl lover :)
veronicas birthday is the 8th of February
veronica owns a cat named "Chester" but she calls him "Mr. Whiskers"
veronicas cat hates Canadians and attacks Benjamin whenever he comes to visit
Robin fucking hates that cat
veronica HATES spike the dragon
veronica and Robin are cousins with the Heeres (jeremy, roadie and Rip)
her favourite colour is purple!
veronica hates most of the girls in her class (Bebe, Wendy, Heidy ect:... but mostly bebe
she seems to warm up to Beepbop :)
she has more hair than she knows what to do with
can and will fight you
voice headcannon? Bee from Bee and puppycat
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Fun facts about Alex Lincey!
alex and his family live in a trailer
alex lives with his mom, grandad and older sibling Cassedy Lincey
alex has a pet goldfish :) its name is bubble
alex lives near felix
he loves ocean animals
he plays for the football team but hes not very good
alex only goes to the theatre club because his gf is there :)
he is straight
his favourite colour is blue!
that blue streak in his hair? yeah, thats paint (he wasnt allowed to dye is hair)
he has one of those scraggly Borzoi dogs (didnt i do it for youuuu)
animals dont really like him
he has to get shots frequently
hes a big softy :) a scaredy cat even
he and clyde are rivals
hes afraid of snakes
alex is scared of those vampire kids and goth kids, hes also scared of his gfs older brother Mark and Veronica and her older brother Robin, hes also scared of felixs older brother Asher and the possum
hes that one kid that walks into subway and takes a whole HANDFULL of the napkins and walks out
Robin hates him
cant fight for shit
voice headcannon? Chonny Jash
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i-am-loco · 1 year
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I got 1/4 of the way through The Whale (starring brendan fraser) and im just gonna tell yall that was fucking awful. Its a deeply fatphobic and ableist movie, with some homophobia for flavor. Every single shot is fucking excruciating to sit through because the director wanted to make sure 90% of what this fat disabled gay man did looked and sounded as disgusting and painful as possible. Within the first 3 minutes of the film he has a heart attack from jerking off to gay porn (the heart attack is soothed by an essay about moby dick he really likes). When he eats literally anything they make sure you know how disgusting it is for him to eat. He repeatedly mentions how disgusting he is and not a single person challenges this. There is a scene where his daughter forces him to try and walk over to her without his walker, and gets pissed off and leaves when he is physically incapable of doing this and injures himself. Every single scene where he is shown using a mobility aid is meant to make you feel pity and disgust. His daughter calls a poet a faggot for some reason. His only friend is a nurse who bitches at him for existing and every single time he tries to reach out to others she does her damndest to shut that shit down because he "doesnt need that in his life". She willingly gives him a whole bucket of fried chicken (despite him clearly having a binge eating disorder) and continues to act disgusted by him. She gets mad at him for choking on his food, and for apologizing too much.
Genuinely dont watch that movie no matter how much you love brendan fraser
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arctichotch · 2 years
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Are all these Depp supporters purposely ignoring the fact he is transphobic? lmfao. There is written evidence of what he said to/about iO. It looks like they are ignoring the shit he has done and said to protect themselves from bursting their idolized bubble lol. Or when they mention cultural appropriation when it comes to AH but completely ignore the fact, Depp played a Romani in a movie. I have yet to see an instance of public support of this magnitude for any person that won a case like this. Or for Brandon Fraser. Unfortunately Depp managed to do what was his goal from the beggining: Globally humiliate Amber Heard. Not to tell his story, not to be heard, not to speak freely. That is what he said he plans on doing, those are his words so any other narrative his supporters want to push is irrelevant. They dont even know what their fave is saying or they pretend it doesnt exist.
exactly, anon. exactly.
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magnesiumxp · 3 months
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i keep having adream ab me doing this one jtoh tower but like. the thign is it doesnt exist
what i know is that it look like a regular tower but the way you progress through is like fucked and theres a mini tower that goes along with it too that u use to unlock the rest of the tower , the mini tower progression [or i guess its morej ust like a steeple] is like a normal towers but the actual towers itself is very like… odd
theres a lot of safety nets and weird like… flipping? it doenst really go up u just twleport to rando mfloors and stuff, very disorienting in general
and i also know that it uses a shit ton of morphers and that the outside sort of looks like scaffolding but like if it was made in 2008 robloz
i think it was either a challenging or diffiuclt apparently? andnits tower of ____ ____ i know that its two words but i cant exactly rmemeber what they were gah i think though it was like ToFZ like i think the word sstarted with an f and z… apparently a ToFZ already exists/is confirme dfor jtoh at the least? [tower of Fruity Zeal] but it was definitely NOT that it was like… tower of frasering zones or smth i think kthe z was zones
thata all i remmeber besides the fact that it was also night time there lol
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the-firebird69 · 5 months
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and we like it and it was frasher crane and he does the job. and subs. andneed them.
two ideas one iis label printing. and the material nope
the other is Generic beeer and your label done a lot and tons want to and see it. we b uy it resell it. our label too. and the brewery is Generic Beer Brewery
sidw bar sand fleas here need somoen to instuct meand ohters on how to hit them they are sneaky ok thaanks
and we provide the beer and you send your label after an agreement and it was done a bit no a lot. and too much no. well same beer. different beer company.
and a lighter note wiht fraser and he thanks him for the cake and it was ben arnold and you know and helaughs ok ok we see. is not psuedo empire and laughted. doesnt know and you can label it at home from your printer andd is slighty inslative and your own brew. tons lve the idea
and we do both they go hand in hand.
Thor Freya
Olympus we only brew your label if we have an agreement to most will order tons now yes
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chelstmrangst · 2 years
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richiekirschs · 3 years
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sam fraser x fem reader relationship headcanons
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- i feel like her love language is physical touch so she’s probably very touchy
- hand holding, arms around your waist, legs pressed together underneath tables
- definitely likes to read, and will give you annotated books, pointing out quotes she’d think you’d like or find funny
- likes to trade clothes
- in return for her books you make her playlists/mixtapes
- takes lots of pictures
- for an anniversary she gives you a photo album with all of her favorite pictures of you two
- gave you a necklace with her initial on it (you wear it every day)
- likes to paint your nails and draw on you
- one time you guys painted your hands and left handprints on the back of her dresser
- her mom doesn’t exactly Adore you but she tolerates you
- will let her sleep over at your house but only if it’s not a school night and she doesn’t have to go to church the next day
- it’s usually you spending the night at sam’s, or a group sleepover at deena’s
- bakes a lot
- likes to wake you up to muffins, waffles, etc
- likes to just be around you
- it doesn’t matter if you’re reading and shes drawing or whatever, as long as shes with you she doesnt care what you guys are doing
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funky-sea-cryptid · 3 years
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rooibos, flowering tea, 24 flavours, and jasmine <3
rooibos tea: ok so my favorite book... uh does macbeth count??? if not, lady macbeth by susan fraser king hits, and so does its sequel (queen hereafter). but viking fire is also pretty good? (sans the zoe+theodora portrayals. ask me about it i am so angry about that) but harald hardrada is pretty neat and also im always down for morcar showing up
flowering tea: OH now you see me for SURE i am all for magicians robbing fucking banks it actually hits SO hard. it's one of those movies that doesnt need a fucking sequel but it got it anyways. (do not watch now you see me 2 it is Very bad)
24 Flavors: my favorite word is fuck /hj. if we're keeping this pg, loamy is a good one :)
Jasmine: GABE IVE SHOWN YOU MY ART but i'll put some more up just because you're so cool
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bad quality self promo for something wicked which is a macbeth postapocalypse adaptation i've been working on but this is one of my favorite designs so. hands it to you
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textingenjolras · 3 years
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Okay so i know this is like seven years old, and you probably don't remember your thought process from that long ago, but on the off chance you do, i've been wondering if R was an officer because Hadley Fraser played him in the 25th anniversary concert and one of the members of the royal guard in the movie (also javert at one point i believe). Idk my brain doesnt function currently for anything but this blog.
Thank you for acknowledging how ancient this blog is and how unlikely it is that I will remember ANYTHING from my time writing this...
But yeah no I completely remember why I did it and no it didn’t have anything to do with Hadley Fraser 😂
I did it because I asked myself---what would be the absolute worst case scenario R could be in upon surviving a horrific injury? and that was him waking up and being forced to work with the very police who were trying to hunt down his friends 🤷🏼‍♂️
-ModE
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vortomorto · 4 years
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not in any way excusing anything, but I did see in the yt comments that there were a good number saying “my submission was also hitler jokes, so sad it didn’t make it in” or “I submitted a nazi one but they only used my mine craft one” or sth. I really do think they could’ve picked better green screens to show, but I also think the fanbase has a good number of edgy “dark humour is my personality” straight boys. Which is sad bc the eboys r actually funny and don’t need to rely on edgelord humour
its not the first time they made edgy jokes though, the whole eboys channel is just them bluring things out.
youre right, their audience is straight white edgy dudes, and thats why they should be more careful with these jokes and not encourage it. maybe they should wonder why their white fans feel comfortable sending them jokes about hitler. while they arent directly responsible for their audience, they still influence them, whether they like it or not. each of them has at least 1 million subscribers, they have a huge amount of teens looking up to them.
the blatant misogyny and racism on british youtube has been there for too long. ksi gets called the n word in every one question go video and his audience laughs. elena bateman appeared in a callux/sdmn video and she got r*** threats because she.. talked? speaking of sidemen, the comment sections under their videos are always the most toxic ones. in the blind dating/tinder videos the girls appearing on them get so much hate.
back to the eboys, they always shift the blame to their viewers, dont they? i vaguely remember george making a video on someone and then the audience attacked them and george fully said he had nothing to do with it. he has 3.5(?) million subs, he knew damn well if he made a video on someone his audience would go over to their channel and send hate. and then everytime after that, whenever he made a video on someone he made a half assed disclaimer stating that he doesnt want his fans going over there.
personally, i dont care if someone makes edgy jokes. its not for me, but i just let it go bc i know its a lost cause. its the fact that they dont make their views clear and they dont take responsibility when they fuck up. millions of views means power, and as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility. the fact that their content attracts right wing white dudes means something, they just dont want to think of that something.
also, are we ever gonna talk about how they treated fraser, one of their loyal friends? this wasnt an edgy joke, this was something they did irl that affected an actual person, and their audience managed to gloss over that too. and then they, yet again, made edgy jokes about fraser on the channel and even made a "whos the fifth member of the eboys" video. gross. throw the whole channel away.
and ofc they probably said "we talked about it and its fine" but fraser is the one who has the least fans and he is the one who got screwed over, so its possible fraser just said a dry "its ok" and decided that it was just not worth it.
im mentioning fraser, because they did him dirty and its yet another thing that gets glossed over. while fraser wasnt my favourite, he was the only one who was actively talking about social issues, politics and his views. out of all of them, fraser is the least likely person to attract right wing members and he was the one that was left out. i dont know if it was bc they found him boring or annoying or bc he had less subs than everyone (i dont think thats the case), but they basically stole his idea.
its not a coincidence that alex gets the most shit, and its not bc of ***** (we can talk about That can of worms some other time). under the true geordie christmas podcast (the first one) you can see all the white dudes whining about alex. under every willne/memeulous video he appears in, you can always easily find ppl talking shit about him. this was happening even before *****, and every old imallexx stan can back me up on this. alex always got the most shit out of everyone. is it bc he wears pink? is it bc he is not masculine? is it bc he is bi? is it bc he talks more than their faves and they think he doesnt deserve it? (notice how they also had a problem with elena talking -- talking over straight white male comedians is a crime for them)
my point is, white edgy dudes tend to find a couple other white edgy dudes and just "gang together". these white boys project their beliefs on their favourite youtubers and assume that their faves have the same beliefs as them (even though, logically, we all know the eboys arent right wing members,they dont see it like that. they see white dudes joking about hitler).
what usually happens is that this fantasy of theirs starts to crumble. a beautiful example is idubbbz. his audience LOVED the fact that he said the n word, and the r slur, and the f slur, and all kinds of fucked up stuff. they worshipped him.
you know what happened? he found a girlfriend. they did NOT like her, at all. his gf decided to start an only fans. and suddenly, idubbbz wasnt the king anymore. he was just ian, a "simp".
as someone who reads the comments while watching videos i have noticed something. the dudes who talked about ian's gf talk the same way as the dudes talking about will's gf, mia. just something i noticed.
anyway, this reply is too long, im sorry... i just wanted to get some things off my chest and you gave an opportunity to do so. this isnt an attack towards you or anything like that, this was just me rambling.
english is not my first language and i havent proofread this so there are some mistakes in there. some things (fraser) werent really relevant, i just wanted to talk about them
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augustheart · 4 years
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This might sound ignorant because I dont know how these things work but why can't matt bomer do his own body acting under the bandages. I mean he seems very physically fit. Nothing against Matthew Zuk because I think he is talented as hell and I'm definitely not trying to take anything from him. But i just watched deadpool and ryan Reynolds is under the suit. I understand that brenden fraser has health issues and he doesnt have the height that Shanahan has (6'5).
(if there was a part 2 to this ask i didn’t get it :( i’m sorry)
stunt performing (because that is essentially what puppeteers and body actors are doing most of the time) is extremely physically demanding and difficult, especially when you have to match words being spoken aloud. larry specifically spends a lot of his time collapsing on the floor while wearing something that gives the actor inside very, very limited vision since he’s seeing through dark goggles and two tiny holes cut in the “mask” of the costume--that takes some stunt training! it’s more than just being physically fit, there’s a lot of training that goes into that style of stunt work the same way there is with the majority of full-suit puppeteers, since they’re all very heavy (though some more so than others) and require just...so, so much work. 
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