Getting a random burst of energy in the middle of the night

werelamb.

My girls and I never fight over men!

They show me a picture and say "Look at this handsome cute boy" and I say "Oh cute, now show me his dad"

Not exactly disliking but also not enjoying third season so much. I hate when they do the abrupt change on setting and style

Being in the RaM fandom is like playing Russian Roulette. never know when you’re gonna get the ‘weirdos’ interacting with you.

silco's evil power is being an empath

INT. INTERROGATION ROOM. DAY.

Writer sits at the table, head in hands, light shining down into their eyes.

DETECTIVE: Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

WRITER: I'm sorry! I swear it was just going to be a quick one shot but they kept talking and talking and flirting and skirting around everything and then there was a plot and meaning and I just couldn't control them anymore!!

tugging on getō’s hair as he sucks on your clit results in a low groan from him and two fingers inside your cunt

The horniness always strikes the hardest when your vibrator is out of battery, it’s the rules

i love how there’s always manlets in the nuk toilet. i go piss and 100% there’s a little guy in there. standing by the door to get out and he sidesteps to let me pass first. gentleman gnome

Sorry I didn't text you back, I was having a hard time deciding whether to text you or not.

Yeah Nevermind . As soon as I turn off my tv I don’t get sleepy

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.