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batwynn · 10 months

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Commissions-Open~

Hello hello! I'm opening up kind of emergency commissions once again to try to get some funds together to get a heat pump installed because we currently have no viable heat source and we're running out of time. 💀

I’m open to DnD groups, story/comic/fanfic covers, book/general illustrations, character design/sheets, adoptables, and short comics.

(I am open to discuss longer term projects, but please be aware that we’d need to work out a schedule first and foremost.)

More pricing and info can be found: here

More samples of my work can be found here.

Please feel free to message me any time to talk about pricing or payment plans! And if you can, please signal boost this post. Thank you!

#art commissions #queer artist #commissions open #illustration #cover art #comics #commissions 2023 #if you're a parteon no worries your requests will be worked on at the same time!#I do have to finish up a current project in the next few days #but I can get started asap #also my life is a mess haha #hah #so we have to update the fuse box first #and then find a place to install a heat pump #I get no rebates or anything like that because I technically don't own where I live at the moment #and the 'landlord' has died and it's in probate #so the full price falls on me #also we might have to get two because it's a long house with plumbing on both ends that can not get frozen anyway #that's thousands of dollars #haha #ah #anyway #I'd love to work hard for my money #so put me to work!#I'm open to draw pretty much anything #sorry for ranting in the tags I'm stressed #; u ;

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incorrectlasthours · 2 years

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Matthew: *tearing up* I saw you and Cordelia yesterday.

James: *nervously* It’s not what it looks like!

Matthew: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU?

James: BECAUSE WE’RE MARRIED!

Matthew: *tearing up again* No best-friend-feelings?

James: No, just love-love. Like I’m-married-to-her type of love.

Matthew: Okay, so I’m still your best friend?

James: Always.

James and Matthew: *hugging*

Cordelia: Sometimes this is too much.

Tessa: *takes a drag of a cigarette and puts it out, reaches out for Cordelia* Come my child, I’ll make you some tea.

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razzek · 5 months

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I'm starting to feel about artistic depictions of trans scars the same way I feel about artistic depictions of blindness: they suck.

At first the art of all the jagged lined scars I saw for trans characters seemed neat. But then I started to remember that I have those scars and they don't look like that. At all. And it's kinda shitty to draw all these trans men and nbs in such a way that they look like someone took an axe to their chests. Mastectomy/top surgery scars don't look like that at all! Even when you have a slash and dash quick surgery like I did, the results are much nicer and most trans guys you can't even tell.

This is like drawing people with white/pale, unfocused eyes as a shorthand for blindness. It's a shitty stereotype and I think in the long run it causes more harm than good. Just like with real trans folks you may have to just say out loud that your guy is trans instead of giving him a design that's kinda shitty to the bros out there who went through some shit to look really good.

#queer #transgender #trans masc #mastectomy #like for real #I am five or six years post op #can't actually remember anymore haha #and the only way you know it is cuz my bones are kinda messed up from the weight I had to drag around #also no nip nops XD #but otherwise all the scar tissue is internal #my surgeon was an awesome lady who actually had to operate twice #cuz shit was that massive and she missed a huge chunk of it on one side o_o #that was a hell of a summer XD #I kinda envy all the boys who get to see doctors who do this for trans folks #it sounds so cozy and nice #I spent about a week total in hospital and lived with my sister for weeks after to recover #it got done though and everyone who played a part made my life so much better <3 #I will tell you my funny horrible top surgery stories if anyone wants XD #razz rambles

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hadrianblackwaters · 1 year

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I am SO excited for Drumindor to come out, do you have any hopes for that book? Scenes you want to see or development you hope will happen?

Ok again, I think I am SO late in answering this!

And anon my brain is full of holes like the cheese from working an adult job this year and I desperately need to reread the books to actually deserve my username. I am, however, also VERY excited for Drumindor! I, like everyone else on this webbed site I think, love a good heist plot and MY GOD a good heist plot with Royce and Hadrian? Heaven truly is a place on Earth! I want to see them bicker and I want to see them stressed out when they're making their little plans they never end up actually following :')

But mostly I hope we get to see them being friends and see them care for each other in their own weird ways. I kinda hope we get some more emo scenes from Hadrian, I love when he's being tortured by dark scenes from his past and I love when he's mean and a bit scary :') It's funny when no one takes him seriously when he's brooding, but I do also hope we get to see someone (preferably Royce) acknowledging him and his past.

I also hope we get to see some prime himbo behaviour from both of them. Of course.

I am sorry that I can't give a more intelligent answer than this right now, but I need to reread the books because I've forgot so much. It's a real shame! :(

Also PLEASE tell me what you are excited about, too!! Anyone feel free to reblog this with an answer or to reply to it, I'd love a discussion on it and to hear from ppl who actually remember more of the lore!!

#anon i love you for this post!!#i didnt see it when you sent it whenever that was and i never check my inbox!!!!#also i meant ask not post sorry this tag list is already a mess jesus haha #i am truly sorry to everyone in the fandom for not being so active anymore #having an adult job is hell and i have not been able to balance work and hobbies also i downloaded tiktok which was the worst mistake of my #life bc that app is a time thief and its not even that fun #new years resolution is to uninstall it and return to tumblr or whatever inatead #why am i writing all this i always go mad in the tags i dont know why it activates oversharing mode but it does #ask #riyria #drumindor

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beevean · 1 year

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Me in 2021: ugh, being a Barok fan is pain and suffering... half of the fanbase hates him because they are too impatient to consider his character arc and refuse to recognize the depth of his writing, reducing him solely to the most clumsily written part of him. Why did I have to get attached to such a base-breaking character?

Me in 2022/3, being absolutely inundated by comments gushing about how the Isaac from Netflixvania is sooooo much better written than the Isaac from CoD, while I sit there, having to sift through 10-year-old material to find some appreciation, knowing that N!Isaac is just a reskinned Hector and doesn’t deserve all that praise, being cursed with the knowledge of the two prequel mangas that do a fantastic job of fleshing out Hector and Isaac but apparently only 5 people in the world read, and most of all being aware that I did this to myself when I decided to stan for a BDSM disaster from a 2005 unpopular game:

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like. at least barok has a sizeable amount of fans. in japan, mainly, but he has them :(

#ughhhhh #woodchipp and i were discussing about the bad writing of netflixvania #in that scene where n!isaac and drac take turns in shitting on n!hector #and the comments are all about sucking n!isaac's dick because he's so well written and stuff #'oh he learned how not to be a pawn and to appreciate life' Y'ALL LIKE HECTOR AND JUST DON'T KNOW IT #also not even bothering with the disturbing amount of jokes like 'haha hector loved pets so much that he became one'#i knew what i was getting myself into fuck me for never getting over my 'not like other girls' syndrome ig #*then* you also add the frontiers eggman discourse which is eerily similar to all this mess #so yeah i did this to myself #not even. not even bothering tagging.

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disagigglebilities · 1 year

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Today I got a therapy voucher for emergency therapy because I'm stressed out from my disability case being denied again and am without insurance still ✌️

#haha my mental health tanks because my physical health sucks ass #gotta love life #i may also use this therapy to talk about my desire to not live with my mother and the possibility that shes not actually great for my #mental health #hahahahahahahaha #im a mess #im so sorry guys

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fangswbenefits · 6 months

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Pointy Ears

Summary: You accidentally find just how sensitive Astarion is when it comes to a certain part of his body…

Pairing: Astarion x female!Tav

Warnings: 18+. Sub-ish Astarion. Ear sensitivity. Blood drinking. Fangs. Astarion being a whimpering mess. He's also a big shooter (idk if there is a more accurate terminology in fanfiction haha). Handjob. Cumplay. Praise kink. Edging (if you squint). Nipple play.

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You could feel Astarion was nearly done, as your fingers raked across his scalp and through unruly curls, the warmth of your blood spreading gradually across his skin.

He was comfortably nestled between your legs, occasionally bucking his hips into you as his cock hardened with each passing second.

Even as your vision began to blur, the pleasure vastly overcame the impending sense of dread. After all, he could easily send you over the edge between life and death if he lacked the restraint to stop himself.

Your other hand caressed the lukewarm skin of his arm and traveled up to his neck, where you could feel his throat shift rhythmically under your touch as he downed mouthfuls of your blood.

“Astarion…” you whimpered faintly, as life slipped from you dangerously fast.

He grunted once but didn't budge.

Bringing your hand to his face, you felt a growing wave of panic take over.

He had never gone too far.

But dizziness and chilling shivers quickly enveloped your body, rendering you nearly helpless.

“Astarion…”

He rolled his hips into you but kept his mouth firmly latched onto your neck, his concentration never wavering.

With eyes pressed shut, your fingers reached up until they faintly brushed past the tip of his ear.

And then he instantly froze.

As if stung by some unseen entity, he quickly pulled back from you, wide-eyed and lips stained with blood.

“What's wrong?”

He reached out for the scroll of Lesser Restoration on the bedside table and placed it in your hand before rolling off of you and onto his back.

You uttered quick words and watched as the piece of paper dissolved into thin air, quickly feeling your life force being restored as warmth and vigour sprawled along your body once again.

“Astarion?”

He had his eyes closed shut, and you watched as his hand hurriedly made its way to unlace the front of his trousers, alleviating the constricted erection.

Had you done something wrong?

He didn't seem troubled or uncomfortable, and merely let out a sigh of pure relief as he freed his cock.

“Do that again. Please.”

You arched an eyebrow as you rolled on your side, utterly confused. “Do… what?”

“My ear… touch it…”

Oh?

Your eyes landed on his flushed, pointy ear, and you proceeded to give the sharp edge a tentative caress with the pad of your thumb.

His lips parted with a soft gasp and he arched his back ever so slightly.

This was new.

Your gaze shifted to his lower half, noticing how his hardened cock twitched as you brushed the warm skin of his ear.

Seeing his cock fully hardened and with this faint blush to it thanks to your own blood coursing through his body, never failed to send the most delicious jolts of pleasure between your legs, effectively igniting a gentle throb.

“Does that feel good?” You cooed, staring back at his face again as he let out a few whimpers.

“Ridiculously good.”

That was all the incentive you needed, bringing your forefinger to his ear and giving it a soft squeeze between your thumb.

“Gods…”

This time, he rolled his hips, and you could only stare in complete awe as the first beads of precum began to drip from the tip.

You involuntarily licked your lips and lowered your head to rest on his unmoving bare chest.

He felt cozily warm from having fed on you and couldn't help but to reach down with your other hand, tracing a finger along a single bulging and thick vein that spread along his cock.

Your feather-like touches kept drawing out the most beautiful whimpers and gasps from him.

His mouth watering cock was always so responsive to your touch, that you found yourself grinding your hips instinctively against him.

A needy moan parted your lips slightly at the mesmerising sight of a single string of precum bridging the flushed tip of his cock to his lower abdomen, and beginning to pool on his skin as a few droplets threatened to spill down.

Once again, you ran your finger along the protruding underside of his length, too entranced with how it twitched so eagerly for you.

Unsurprisingly, Astarion reached down with one hand, wanting to wrap his fingers around his length, but you intercepted him halfway through.

“Allow me, lover.” You whispered sweetly, lifting your head to take a look at him.

As expected, he looked positively ethereal; his face tinted with the faintest blush and his half-hooded crimson eyes set on you.

“You don't have to.”

You shifted higher, letting go of his hand, which he dropped to his side, and you leaned in until your lips brushed against the pointy edge of his ear.

“Do you want me to?”

He chuckled lowly. “If I want you to pleasure me? What a silly question, darling.”

You smiled at his bluntness before darting out your tongue to join your fingers.

Another guttural groan escaped his lips, and his eyes fluttered shut once again.

Leaning back, you positioned yourself to sit next to him, wanting to keep your focus on both his cock and ear.

His eyes flew open, and he began to prop himself on one elbow and hand reaching out for your trousers, clearly trying to be the one setting the pace.

But you shoved him back with a chuckle. “Just lay back and allow me to take care of you.”

He arched an elegant brow at you.

He was too used to being the one taking the lead. It was instinctive for him to have control over each other's pleasure.

But you wanted him to lose himself in the moment, not having to concern himself with anything but his own bliss.

“Pretty,” you said truthfully as his eyelids nearly dropped when you brushed a finger along his tip. “So pretty…”

He immediately whimpered, lust-blown eyes never leaving yours. “Yes. Yes, you are.”

Gods…

Astarion was truly a natural at leaving you speechless with his words.

You kept the gentle and unwavering caresses along his sensitive ear.

As you shifted your gaze, you noticed the pool of precum on his lower abdomen already overflowing, droplets rolling down his skin.

Instinctively, you swiped two fingers to collect some of it, and began spreading them along his cock, earning a hiss of approval.

“You delectable little vixen.” He groaned out with a few rolls of his hips.

The swell between your legs throbbed viciously from his praise, and it had you wrapping your fingers around him.

His own wetness aided you in your initial strokes, feeling the bulging veins under your touch caving in momentarily before filling up with your blood once more.

You could get used to having Astarion like this for eternity.

Just too lost in genuine pleasure and lust.

Trusting you to guide him to unheard of heights and fully letting go.

The pace was set.

The perfect balance between steadiness and tightness, and more than enough to have him jerk his hips upwards as he fucked your hand.

You reckoned he wouldn't last long given how his whimpers intensified each time you applied the slightest pressure to the shell of his ear.

Suddenly, he moved one hand to your chest, and you gave him a disapproving pout, not wanting him to take over.

But…

“Let me see them…”

His words came out laced with desire and whimpers, eyes set on your eyes as the hint of a plea made you gasp.

You kept the pace on his cock as his experienced fingers tugged at the lacing of your shirt. He worked his way down agonisingly slow, chills spreading throughout your body as more and more of your skin was exposed to his gaze.

He halted once he found what he was looking for.

With a soft tug, he moved the fabric out of the way, your swaying breasts in full view.

A violent jolt of pleasure nearly has you halt at once, too taken aback by the eroticism of all of it.

“Keep going, darling…” he urged, honey dripping from his words. “You can grip it tighter, can't you?”

Gods above…

He then brushed his thumb across a hardened nipple and your mouth fell open in a strained gasp.

Your breasts moved in unison with the pace on his cock, lewd sounds echoing around the room.

You had to bite down hard on your lip to muffle the moan stuck in your throat.

“Ah-ah-ah,” he tutted disapprovingly, his thumb releasing the trapped lip and moving to press down on your chin to pry your mouth open. “Let me hear those sweet moans.”

It annoyed you how he was so quick to reverse the roles and how easily you fell for his traps.

But you weren't ready to let him win just yet.

"Maybe you shouldn't make such demands when I have you in the palm of my hand - quite literally."

The glaring pun made him scowl.

You offered a devious smile instead.

Then, you increased the pressure on his ear, and the effect nearly had you chuckle viciously at the sight of him immediately crumbling down, back pressed flat against the mattress again.

“Gods!”

The whine of frustration mixed with a moan let you know you were victorious in having him right where you wanted.

His hips snapped more aggressively into you as you squeezed him even tighter.

He was so close.

There was something so incredibly hypnotic about having this man coming undone for you.

Because of you.

You couldn't think of a more effective ego-booster.

So by the time he reached his peak, you could only glare in utmost wonder as you felt his cock twitch violently under your palm as the first spurts of cum shot out, reaching as far as his chest - one even reaching his neck.

Your mouth fell open.

He had balled his fists, gripping the bedsheets so fiercely as he rode out the untameable wave of pleasure. His head was thrown back as he arched and shuddered, profanities spilling from his pretty lips.

And the sound of fabric tearing echoed in the room.

Oh.

You aided his cock as best you could, squeezing the final drops of cum, mesmerised by the amount of thick liquid that now covered him.

Still driven by your own unrequited pleasure, you leaned to swipe your tongue across his nipple, collecting as much as you could.

His hand moved to the back of your head, silently urging you.

It only took a couple of swipes to gather enough cum to pool on your tongue.

Astarion's half-hooded eyes met yours. “Does it taste good?”

With the most sultry look you could conjure, you swung your leg over his torso, effectively straddling him as your mouth hovered over his.

“You tell me.”

He furrowed his brows inquisitively.

And you promptly took his lips in yours, which he eagerly parted. You seized the opportunity to push your tongue against his, allowing the liquid to drip down.

He groaned as he tasted himself on you, deepening the searing kiss, both hands on your hips, grounding you.

Yes.

You could definitely get used to this.