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smutty-ki113r · 3 years

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HI!! can i have a matchup please? nsfw if you wish :]

um! im a 5’7 she/her libra with shoulder length black (dyed) hair and i wear circular golden glasses! im pretty thin overall with a bit of belly and thigh chub. ( which im awfully insecure about) i have blue eyes too :]

i usually dress in brown sweaters or tanktops, and jeans when i go out to the mall or any diner. other than that, at home and any other place, i dress like adam sandler baha (oversized dumb shorts and basketball shorts) i love to just make outfits with what i have too!!!

i enjoy playing video games alot, usually peaceful ones but i dont mind shooters or fighting games! my go to games are minecraft, animal crossing, and pokemon.

i love to draw and sing! im pretty good at both, according to strangers ive drawn / sung for, so i enjoy doing it. :) i play instruments too! including the piano, guitar, and ukulele.

overall i have very broken humor and sometimes ill say something funny in hopes of other people laughing but its just awkward silence. im a very social person ( i try to be ) but i prefer staying inside 50% of the time. ambivert alert! i laugh at the littlest things and i cry over the smallest things too. im kind of cocky and pretty confident but im actually pretty insecure about myself, fake it til you make it! me being calm is a 50% chance, along with me being super energetic. depending on the people im with, its either one. im usually pretty calm at first but i get a bit more hyper as time goes on. :]

i usually try to act tough for the sake of my own ego but i am very soft.

i like long showers and walking in the rain, also listening to music ALOT. i have a habit of spending alot of money either on games or clothes, and i love to travel. :] i adore horror!!! wether it be horror games, novels, or movies, its addicting! it might be because im an adrenaline junkie but i simply adore the whole aspect of scary things. i also take a liking to true crime stories!!

in case of nsfw, im somewhat inexperienced but i enjoy minimal pain. ( hair pulling and rough grips) somno stuff, semi public, and praise (*'▽'*) i prefer bottoming, too. <3

I match you with…..💓JEFF💓

NSFW bellow~

I know it may seem strange but I have reasoning here. Mostly I’m going off of insecurity, personality type and also similar likes. Plus, I also think that Jeff likes long showers, and listens to music.

Lets start with self-doubt, in that front Jeff is just like you. He never, and I mean NEVER says it, but he is very insecure about his body, especially his scars. (This will go in an in-depth Jeff analysis btw). If you tell him that it makes you uncomfortable to talk about that or just let him know how bad it makes you feel he will spend extra time showing you that you are gorgeous regardless. Please do the same for him-

This man is also an ambivert, or just extroverted most of the time and then reserved. He is the perfect hype man, always there to make you laugh your ass off about anything. If you like broken humor especially. Jeff will watch all the true crime you want, maybe say something cheesy like “wanna make our own true crime story?”, he just wants to go kill someone. He’s an adrenaline junkie too so you also have that.

In terms of identity Jeff is the same, very cocky and overconfident but in reality he’s super insecure. It masks itself as anger and pure rage when he’s really sad and goes through a lot. I matched him with you because I think both of you have the same thought process on that, so you’d be able to help eachother out.

NSFW would be sex in the SHOWER OML SO SEXY, and you’ve got the hair pulling. He’s a sadist sometimes so he could like so see you suffer, especially to fit his thick girth inside you. You can count on the somno stuff I mean it’s Jeff ,(here’s the lovely fic if you’re not a minor) and yes he loves to humiliate you in public, that means remote. Control. Vibrator.

Hope you liked this!

#jeff the killer x you #jeff the killer x reader #Jeff the killer #jeff the killer creepypasta #creepypasta #matchup #matchup cafe #creepypasta matchup #cp matchups #♠️#📯

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atendersun-archived · 3 years

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Masterlist of Muu's Likes and Interests (Part One)

Knickknacks. If this man was able to have what was called a "mom animal", his would definitely be the panda. As a child, he'd always really loved to play with / line up his grandmother's vast collection of bear figurines that he eventually was given the opportunity to begin forming his own. To keep them separate but alike at the same time, he found himself choosing to collect items pertaining to the panda bear in order to not completely match with the older female's love of the brown bear. There are other's that he likes as well. Cherubs, clowns, mice, and a surprisingly rare fairy or two take up space on one half of his curio cabinet while the other remains completely dedicated to his pandas.

Collectible figurines. This one has a far more variety than that of his knickknacks. Many are always coming and going as his interests shift. One of his more consistent focuses has been blind boxes. Once he starts in on one, he typically can't help himself from trying to get all of them from there on out. He's especially guilty of buying a miniature Minecraft figure one each time he makes it to the grocery store as a little reward for his work. He's barely even played the game, but he can't help but love the creatures in it nonetheless. Other ones he is completely obsessed with are anything based on the shows he was really into as a child, such as the line of Blue's Clues blind bags, and basically anything made by the company Pop Mart. He has a bookshelf in his living room dedicated to all of his toys as one would call them. To some extent, yes, he is a tad embarrassed by the fact that he hasn't outgrown them like he imagined so many of his fellow adults have, but, at the same time, he knows he would not be himself if not for the small joys in life to keep him going.

Music. Muu could very easily spend all day listening to music, if not for things like work and Tiktok of course. In the event that he is sad, and the words he is saying in attempt to explain his feelings are not making much sense, it is never a wrong idea to put on one of his favorite songs in order to lull him into comfort. The biggest go to in those circumstances is Something Comforting by Porter Robinson. Others to consider are anything by The 1975, Gotye, The Killers, The Wrecks, Wallows, Cavetown, Hot Milk, AJR, Illenium, Jon Bellion, Gorillaz, The Beach Boys and anything by Bo Burnham. Playing any of these, though, will only increase the odds exponentially that he will break out in song. His singing voice isn't necessarily horrible, but it is definitely noticeably untrained and relatively tone deaf. Being a singer is unfortunately not in his cards.

Music (Continued). Other forms of music he really enjoys are musical instruments. As of right now, he plays two of them: the ukulele and the melodica. He'd always wanted to learn how to play an instrument of some kind as a child watching other's preform in things like band or orchestra, but his family's financial status often prevented him from having that experience. As did his inability to really hone in on the passion when he had so many others active instead. Only when he had little choice but to preoccupy himself somehow during his deep dive into depression, leading him to become agoraphobic prior to the worldwide pandemic hit, did he finally put in the effort to do a lot of things he had wished to try his hand at. He'd like to perhaps go on to learn other ones as well, like the violin, or even the drums, but he'd like to better his skills with what he is already playing before he can properly consider.

Muppets / Puppets. He can't speak with certainty on whether or not this fascination is a neurodivergent one, or if it was connected to deeper rooted insecurities of his, but what he can say is that he just finds them very neat. For many of them, he finds them very relatable. Wembley from Fraggle Rock and Big Bird from Sesame Street are two that he sees a lot of either himself in, or he just really relates to in other ways, but that can also be said of characters like Grover and Kermit the Frog as well. Secondary to this interests is both other forms of media that are closely related to the use of puppets, such as Claymation and the Creatures found in other works of Jim Henson. Lesser than that is a faint and select fondness for ventriloquists, but even then it is pretty much limited to only watching comedy specials involving Randy Feltface. Older performances by Jeff Dunham always get him to giggle, but a lot of his more recent ones have proven to fall flat on the male who holds very, very little interest in watching things linked to politics.

#hisheadcanons #this already getting long so i might as well break it up #and make it easier to read without clogging the dash too much

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quarantinequbemagazine · 4 years

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Heartbreak in Quarantine

by Julian

What do you normally do when you get dumped?

Do you:

Go out dancing with your friends?

Just cry in the comfort of your room alone?

Take a walk in the park and clear your mind?

Listen to live music at a concert?

Go on casual dates with people from dating apps?

Get messy drunk at your friend’s apartment at 2 in the morning and nearly die of alcohol poisoning?

Go out, buy a whole pint of ice cream and eat it by yourself?

These are the go-to for a lot of people, me included, but what if you can’t do any of these because you’re at your parent’s home for Spring break, with little to no privacy, and now are stuck there because of a quarantine? Ultimately, these listed breakup activities are just conscious distractions that make you feel better while you subconsciously process the relationship and your emotions, but when you’re forced to stay home, this subconscious processing comes to the forefront and they’re not always present.

For example, as someone who used to be a hardcore gamer, Minecraft has always been a comfort game for me. It’s so simple and with no obvious objectives, I could just play on it mindlessly and build to my heart’s content. When my internet went out from all the people staying at home clogging up the service, I decided I would try out a Hardcore mode Minecraft world to see how long I could survive without dying, which the game would automatically lock me out of if I did die. So I started up Minecraft and on the list of saved worlds was the world my now-ex and I used to play on, staring back at me. I immediately deleted the world, but it was too late.

Suddenly, these memories of her and I having a blast playing together, that I had completely forgotten about, played on a loop over and over again in my mind and it was impossible to stop thinking about it. I tried to get started in the world; chopping down trees, building a little shack to spend the night in, looking for coal, but the memories didn’t let up and it became overwhelming. I shut off the game, lied down in bed, and cried as silently as I could so that nobody could hear me.

Breakups are tough, but they’re on Hardcore mode when you get broken up with a couple weeks before a quarantine, and are forced to consciously confront the reality of your fragile state of mind and emotions, with no easy way to distract from it.

So what do you do when your normal post-breakup activities are no longer an option? Here are some things you can try.

Meditation

Everyone has that one friend who meditates and talks about the health benefits. From an outsider’s perspective, meditation is the 21st century snake oil that supposedly cures everything, except, coming from someone who secretly is that friend and who tries to meditate on a regular basis, it actually works. Better yet, it works even if you don’t believe it works. There are actual scientific studies that show the mental health benefits of meditation/mindfulness over a period of time, and it can be as simple as just sitting down with your eyes closed and breathing. If you ever wanted to start taking up meditation, now is a good time to do it.

From my anecdotal experience, I can say that it’s helped lift a depression-induced mental fog that kept me from thinking clearly and it helps me stay out of negative thought loops that just make me feel worse by recognizing what they are and recognizing that they’re just thoughts. I highly recommend checking out Sam Harris’ Waking Up: A Meditation Course app that comes with 5 free lessons that are more than enough to introduce you to the practice of mindfulness meditation. Google Play and Apple App Store

Music

Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re a little punk or at least slightly alternative, meaning that you probably have a better appreciation for music than the common person. If you don’t already play an instrument, why not pick up one now? Dust off that old bass, guitar, drumkit, ukulele, vuvuzela that you’ve had stashed in your closest and just have some fun with it. Play along to some of your favorite tunes, even if you don’t know what you’re doing, it can still be a blast. I personally learn how to play at least 3 new songs on my electric guitar every time I come home for breaks because I can crank up my amp and play loud without worrying about my downstairs neighbors calling the cops on me.

If playing an instrument isn’t your thing, why not take the time to explore new music? Ask some online friends for music recommendations, let the Spotify or YouTube algorithms take you for a ride, or better yet, check out our very own in-house Quarantine Qube playlist! If you have the equipment, blast some music on your loudest speakers and just sing along or dance to your favorite tunes. Who’s gonna judge? We’re all bored out of our minds.

Read

There is no understating how good reading is as a hobby. It is the ultimate flex of patience and attention span in our fast-paced social media era. Not only that, reading is just a good way of getting out of your own head and into writers’ heads. Whether it be something like reading along to song lyrics when listening to music, shitty internet poetry, short stories, or entire novels, there’s bound to be all sorts of new perspectives you can learn from reading something new.

Want something to cheer you up? Reread an old childhood classic like The Chronicles of Narnia or Harry Potter

Want something you can read in one sitting? Check out short stories like Stephen King’s The Jaunt about teleportation that can go horribly wrong or Ray Bradbury’s All Summer in a Day about life in Venus where it’s constantly raining and the Sun only emerges for 2 hours once every 7 years.

Want to brush up on your social skills because you haven’t left your house in weeks from quarantine? Check out classics like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson and How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

Disappointed with the Game of Thrones finale? Check out the original books by George R.R. Martin, who said his time spent in quarantine has given him a lot of time to write The Winds of Winter

Nothing!

You can also do nothing, too, and it’s totally okay! This isn’t a competition and the social isolation + a breakup can affect us all in weird ways. You might feel an internal pressure to “spend your time wisely” with self-development (that may or may not stem from a hypercompetitive capitalistic environment), but it’s worth stating that it’s okay to not do something that others might view as productive. Don’t shame yourself for doing only one or none of the above examples--if just watching TikToks and eating junk food keeps you from spiraling into self-loathing and other negativities, do it! It’s okay to not be in the best mental state right now, you’re doing the best you can right now ♥

Take care of yourselves,

Julian

instagram: julian.plays.music

#quarantineqube #socialdistancing #Julian

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