razzek
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Blind cartoonist, writer, and general creative. Not sure what this blog will be yet but here I am. :) All my love to people who use alt text and describe images on this website! Art tumblr: razzekart
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Went back to my roots during a meeting today and doodled in a sketch book in pen. Got really into the intricate swirlies heh. Yes that's me attempting to draw Lost Dragon by vague memory. XD
Had these sketch books made at an office supply store for cheap. They're just copy paper so I can make a mess if I wanna (also it handles Bic pen ink great). Filling a page as completely as possible is a good art exercise and fun.
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Page 1: A page of sketches done in red, blue, and black pen. Noteable characters: a red bunny head, some German shepherd dogs, a long clawed hand wearing bracelets, various eyeballs, and lots of fleur de leur looking patterns made of swirly lines and dots radiating out from them.
Page 2: Second page of sketches, all in black pen. The main figure is a bespectacled dragon with very fluffy hair, earings in one long ear, and a goatee tied with a bead under his chin. Also more German shepherds, random birds, and radiating swirly patterns. The goal is to fill the page; the less space there is, the more abstract things become.
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Please. I'm begging you. My children need pizza. Think of the children. (It's me I'm children)
(Dad has made biscuits and gravy, which he and Seb are yumming up. Biscuits and gravy is a food which I personally think should not exist due to it being so fucking disgusting. Why would you make a helpless biscuit soggy and lumpy on purpose and then put it in your mouth. I'm hungry and I have to eat and the looming prospect of having to eat biscuits and gravy ((again, I had some last night)) is making me want to run into traffic.)
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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation
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Got the Tomb Raider remasters and, yep, still gives me the creeps. XD The modern controls make it slightly easier to play but I can’t imagine making it very far still. I think the farthest I got as a kid was the Coliseum. Only made it to Venice in the sequel and never got past level one in TR3. The only TR games I’ve ever beaten were Legend (the easiest) and the 2013 gay (literally) reboot that had an easy mode. I love this franchise obsessively but I suck at it. XD
#tomb raider#razz rambles#me being very bad at TR is how Lora Artisan-Craft came to be XD#she’s Lara Croft but an anxious nerd who sucks at grave robbing :D#lucky for her she has a lot of extra lives#unlucky for all the death and underworld psychopomps she has a lot of extra lives XD
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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.
according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.
laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.
standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.
laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.
https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877
definitely worth a lot more research.
if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.
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Oh god the ritalin wears off like being hit with a brick to the face. Huaugh...uuuggghhhh... D8
#but I got so much shit done today! 8D#and was able to think enough to actually play DnD decently! 8D#razz rambles#adhd
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couple drawings I did today.
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@cyberphuck XD
My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen
I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside
Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.
That bathroom could use an update
Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!
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Maaaan allergy season is literally exhausting. Between trying to stave off migraines every day with masks that hurt my giant, knife edged nose and the spectre of an asthma attack constantly looming, I am worn out. D: The antihistamines that kind of help also contribute to the exhaustion. Are the trees done fucking yet? I'm dying here.
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SHOT AND CHASER page 161 is up. Just breathe.
This update marks Shot & Chaser's second birthday. I hope to get back to 2 pages a week someday, but my job workload has doubled so!
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a clip from my new comedy special (x)
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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Lara Croft. I made this drawing based on one of the concept arts from the 1996 Tomb Raider by Toby Gard
Hope you like it :)
#rad art#I don't care what the lore around her is/was#this is how I always imagined her just based on the gameplay XD#lara croft#tomb raider
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#having fun in lethal company again :D#I'm the one outside the ship with the engine#I got eaten by a worm XD#lethal company
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Well this is my new favorite thing. XD
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If I miss a chance to make this joke just assume I’m dead. XD Found a sketch from 2021 and had to finish it. I’m convinced this is canon.
Description: A three panel comic. Panel 1: Magnus faces the Metal Masked Assassin and asks, “So… What’s under the mask?” Panel 2: MMA’s big veiny hand holds the mask while Magnus stares in wide eyed awe. Panel 3: MMA is haloed by light, expression deadpan, and he is incredibly handsome.
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