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cyncerity · 1 year
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HEY EVERYONE IM MAKING A NEW AU I HAVE THOUSANDS OF WORDS TYPED ALREADY SO IM GONNA SPLIT IT UP
have fun with this with absolutely no context, i’ll explain it once i post all the parts but you’re all free to guess until then!! I’ve been having a lot of fun with this au and i wanna talk about it hsksksjshj
anyway, here’s part 1!
tw: vore
“We have to cut our losses here. We don’t have enough to fund this any longer, and there’s no one we can reach out to for more money. We can’t risk this getting out.”
“Fine, I- I know, it’s just…this is a breakthrough. We can’t afford to give up now.”
“We won’t. We just need some time to get back on our feet is all. Besides, he knows what to do now…” the scientists turned their heads to the one way mirror they stood behind. A little boy, barely a teenager, sat behind it on his bed, his eyes glassy and unblinking, turned a glossy pearlescent white. Their project, practically their life’s work. Well, the container for it, anyway.
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Wilbur heard the three scientists come into the room, and somehow registered one of them motion vaguely with their hand despite his eyes being effectively turned off, which meant they wanted him back in their world. Ugh. Still, he cut off his thoughts with his other half practically (given that it’d been almost a decade since they’d been separated), eyes beginning to function again and the scientists approaching him as they saw his eyes shift back to the colors they were supposed to be.
“Wilbur, what we’re going to tell you is very, very important, so you have to listen carefully. It’s your life at stake if this goes wrong. And his.” The one in blue said, gesturing to Wilbur’s torso. Well, that was certainly a way to get his attention. Wilbur didn’t say a word, though; the green one didn’t like it when he ‘sassed them,’ so he instead scooted back and placed both arms protectively around himself and his…what did they call him once, ‘cargo’? He was sure he heard Green call him a ‘parasite’ once, which was rude. Still, they must have noticed his panic, cause the orange one responded immediately. “It’ll all be ok, things will just have to change for a minute. You’re…youre not going to be able to stay here for a while.” “What?!” Wilbur said, unable to restrain himself. The green one went to speak up but was silenced by Blue, who just whispered something about him being ‘scared’ and how this was ‘probably a lot to handle.’ Yeah, no shit it was!
“I get this is a huge change, I do, but it’s necessary for now. We don’t have the necessary resources to keep taking care of you here. We need to find a way to keep you safe and healthy, both of you. You’ll be staying somewhere secure while we find somewhere more reclusive to hide you. We don’t want anyone finding out anything and putting the two of you in danger.” Orange said, sitting next to Wilbur and rubbing a thumb across his knuckles. Right. Right, he had a purpose. And if part of his purpose was to survive without his caretakers for a short while, he could do it. If it meant safety for his stowaway, he could do it.
“You doin ok, bud?” Orange asked, and Wilbur nodded slightly. Orange was his favorite of the main three. He was always nice, and even gave him extra treats and toys when he was behaving! “When do you think you can be ready to leave, Wil?” Green asked, crouching to be at level with where he sat. “Whenever you need me to be, sir.” Green smiled and ruffled his hair. Wil always tried to be extra good for Green. It’s not like he didn’t like him, it’s just that Green was more likely to yell at him if he messed up. “Good kid. We’ll leave tomorrow morning and introduce you to who you’ll be staying with. Try to get some rest.” He said, smiling before leaving and leading the other two out with him.
He pressed into his core, feeling cold scales slither against his insides. He pressed in harder a few times and they pressed back, signaling that they’d heard everything. Wilbur pat down a few times and released the pressure, lying back onto his bed carefully to not jostle the weight inside of him.
This was going to be interesting.
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monst · 5 years
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Yandere Halloween ask, demon au Hawks or aizawa plan to haunt s/o but realized s/o has no fear?
Yandere! Demon! Aizawa Shouta x reader Hc
Yandere! Demon! Takami Keigo x reader Hc
I did both since I made you wait so long. I hope you like it.
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Yandere Demon Aizawa x reader
It all started when you broke that stupid cat jar. It was just some random heirloom that has been passed down through generations. By pure misfortune it was gifted to you for your birthday. “Yay! It’s finally mine.” You had said with a grimace. You hated that thing.
So when it fell off the counter and hit the ground you were only really concerned with making sure you picked up all the glass pieces. You wanted to protect your feet from the torture of picking out glass. Not fun.
”Nice going.” That was the first thing the creature behind you said as you swept the glass shards into the dust pan. They say that on that day you broke the record for the longest sigh.
Of course the stupid cat jar had to be haunted… When you caught sight of the scruffy looking demon you rolled your eyes. “Nice loincloth Tarzan.” It was the start of a beautiful relationship!
The demon Aizawa was lazy by nature and didn’t mind that his new owner didn’t ask him to do much but ‘stay out of the way.’ Well he didn’t mind up until he realized that he really wanted your attention. A couple of centuries in a jar did that to a demon.
But how was he ever going to get your attention when you ignored him? It was literally like he didn’t even exist. It really got on his nerves. He was a creature of darkness for crying out loud! Sure he was under your command for setting him free but the least you could do was show some form of emotion towards him that wasn’t apathy. You hadn’t even flinched when he had appeared…..Odd
With that in mind Aizawa soon became obsessed with trying to unsettle you. He started out small random jump scares and, appearing at random moments. He tried everything from strange sounds that go bump to dead creatures. When that didn’t phase you he took to conjuring grotesque creatures to stalk you.
You befriended the hellhound...He was not amused. What would it take for you to crack? Why hadn’t you called him out on his behavior? What if you were trying to get rid of him?! He definitely couldn’t have that. Maybe if he succeeded in finding out what you feared then maybe he could use that fear to make sure you never thought of getting rid of him. 
That sounded right..Right? If you were scared of spiders you ran to someone who could protect you from them. And, if you ran to him then you’d see him as someone in your life and stop ghosting him. Seriously why’d you have to ignore him all the time. He wouldn’t scheming for your attention you-
Who the hell was that?! You had brought someone to the house. You never did that. You didn’t like dealing with people so who was he? Oh Aizawa knew who he was alright he knew he was leaving. And, it didn’t take long for the demon to spook him away.
After that you finally looked at him. Progress right? Apparently not as different people kept on coming around his house looking for you. Not that scaring them away was an issue. Besides he loved the attention you gave him when he would spook someone away.
Aizawa had long since figured out that there was no scaring you but, if scaring others around you made you scrunch your nose at him and question him he’d take it! Not only that but you two had been talking more often!
He honestly has lost count of how many people he’s scared away. His abilities to make himself invisible were one of his to go to moves and, as he watched the man rushed out he let a smirk settle on his face. But when you turned to look at him, he immediately changed his expression. And, when you gave him that pointed look he just shrugged.
”Shouta why do you always scare the real estate agents away?” You had asked the man one day. You had only asked to see if he finally fessed up. But the demon just averted his eyes. You shook your head. “Shouta if you wanted attention you could have just said so. You know how hard it’s getting to sell this place? Everyone thinks it’s haunted and, the price has been docked.”
”Why do you want to sell? Are you planning on leaving me here or something…” He frowned when you snorted. You would have never guessed he was this needy when you first met.
”You attention seeking idiot I’ve been trying to get a bigger place so you don’t have to sleep on the couch.” You confessed. 
”We don’t need a bigger place.” he grumbled. “This is our home and I like it.” He said. You had complained to him about how you felt bad for him sleeping on the couch. He brushed off your concerns. After all you still had no clue he slept with you in your bed every night after you went to sleep. Oh well what you didn’t know couldn’t hurt you right?
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Yandere Takami Keigo x reader (Hawks) 
Everyone could have sworn you were the reincarnation of pandora. There was nothing you weren’t curious about. It was both a blessing and a curse. It was this same curiosity that made you open every single box that you laid your eyes on.
So when you went inside the store doing tarot readings with your friends and saw a ‘do not open’ sign a strange box..well you can pretty much guess what you did. You were disappointed when there was nothing inside. ‘It must be a gag’ you had thought.
You had no idea that you unsealed one of the most mischievous demons from his confines. Said demon was also glad that the psychic woman doing the Tarot reading was oblivious to what you had done.
Takami wasn’t really much of a menace but you were really oblivious. He had been following you around for about three weeks. So far he had played small harmless pranks to scare you into sensing his presence. Silly things like moving your things to rearranging your furniture. You made the cutest facial expressions when you found things out of place.
Takami wouldn’t lie he was itching to speak with you but his curse prevented you from seeing him or hearing him for that matter. He also wanted to tell you that you should wear that one set of lingerie you had more often. The red one with the lace trimming…
Takami found himself entranced with you. It’s been months and his ‘pranks’ had escalated bumps in the night making your cat yowl by bothering her. Blood coming down your ceiling, doors opening and closing suddenly. He was at wits end. He craved your attention.
Often he found himself laying on your bed as you scrolled through your phone. He’d speak to you pretending that you two were holding a conversation. At one point when you were showering he left a fogged message on your mirror. It was a cute little confession with a heart. You wiped it away without even noticing. What did he need to do make your furniture float?!
It was a bust...You had assumed that a kohai you had over for tea had accidently used her quirk to make the chairs float. He tried. He really did he even used your t.v to try to speak to you but you just turned it off and called customer support. Takami was ready to cry.
One day he had stayed home while you went to work to arrange another attempt at contact. Oh he was so smitten. He hadn’t lost hope just yet and, using a couple of your lip sticks left a rather cryptic message on your wall. You see you had been crying previously about something that happened at work so on your walls he wrote-
You had friends over. And, Mark. He didn’t like Mark. But he ignored your male friend to greet you like always. Not that you ever heard him but it still made him feel good. When your eyes caught his message he smiled you quirked a brow and mumbled about not remembering doing that. Your friend screamed. He frowned was his message no good? He looked at the words again ‘I’m here with you.’ 
Your friends rushed you out the house. And, when you came back you came in with two people. One was a friend he recognized the other was the psychic. He grinned at the woman “Mrs. Hanami Hi!” The woman froze in shock at the winged demon. “If I remember correctly didn’t you lock me into that box?” He said a menacing grin on his lips as he stepped forwards.
Mrs. Hanami booked it out of there your friend following. You shrugged “Maybe she forgot something.” Takami smiled you were so oblivious. That night like all others Takami layed on your bed with your cat watching as you changed when your phone went off. He stood and leaned over you to hear. After all what was your business was his. He caught your friend say the words ‘haunted’ and ‘evil entity.’ You just laughed that beautiful laugh of your while Takami pretended to hold you. He felt pathetic…
The following morning, he was excited. He moped on your bed the whole day. But when you came back from work you held something that made his heart soar with hope. When you put the oujia board on the table he eagerly sat on the other side waiting for you to speak. “Is anyone there?” It was cute how you disregarded the rules. And, he moved the piece towards yes.
”Wow really? What’s your name?” Takami could almost cry. Once you said his name he would finally become visible to you. T.A.K.A.M.I  K.E.I.G.O. “Takami keigo?” You said.
”It’s about damn time.” He breathed as he smiled wide when your eyes finally landed on him. 
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peak-dumbass · 4 years
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I don’t usually talk about my serious AUs cuz they’re mostly stupid , unoriginal, and are only based of songs that I like cuz I’m a music fan, but I decided to talk about this one cuz I like it
So y’all remember the flute things that can control the sneks?
So I’ve been thinking, what if there was a thing like that but for elemental masters?
Like if a elemental master died before passing on their element, they gotta have a plan B right?
So in this case if that ever happened the FSM made these things (maybe they’re weapons or flutes like sneks but different or maybe a different instrument for each element idk I haven’t thought that far yet) that when given to a person will grant them the power to use that specific element.
The reason Wu and Garmadon wanted to unite the EMs is so they can make sure that the EMs passed down their elements before they die so they will never have to use the plan B because if a person of evil got one of them they would be able to use that element against the them and they didn’t want that to happen and the best way to stop that is to make sure that the EMs passed down their elements.
Now flash forward to current Ninjago and a villain somehow finds out about them (maybe they somehow get the info from Wu, maybe they got revived Evil Garmadon to tell them, maybe they snuck into FSM’s scroll room, idk haven’t thought about that yet) then Wu has his usual “There’s something I haven’t told you” moment and tells the ninja about it.
The ninja ask what happens if a person gets the thing of an element but the EM of it is still alive and Wu doesn’t know, EM could loose their element, they could die, nothing could happen, he doesn’t know because it hasn’t happened before.
Hearing that the EM could die if the villain got the thing of that element they make the ninja of the element that the villain is gonna get stay on the bounty with Wu and Pixal cuz they don’t want them to get hurt (this is important info for later ;>)
So they chase after and try to stop the villain from getting the thing and when they see that the villain gets the thing but didn’t get the element they’re like “yeah we did it insert name here is ok!” But they stop when they hear the villain start laughing. They ask “what’s so funny? you lost.” And that just makes them laugh even louder and then they say “Don’t you know what happens when a person gets it while the EM is alive?” They shake their heads. “I never wanted this to control the element you fools, wanted it so I control the elemental master!”
They quickly try to get the thing from the villain but they already escaped so they quickly turn back to go to the bounty only to see that it’s wrecked, it’ll only take a few days maybe a week to fix but it’s still a lot of damage. When they enter it they see that Wu is hurt and Pixal is severely damaged and is currently shutdown waiting for Nya, Jay, or Cyrus Borg to help repair her, Wu says that the bounty would have been completely destroyed and that he would be dead if Pixal wasn’t there to protect him. They ask who did this even though they already knew it was their friend (extra angst points if it was Zane who did this)
Now here’s where I’m thinking of different endings.
Ending 1:
The villain continues to collect the things taking control of more and more of the team, until it leaves only Lloyd cuz the FSM didn’t make one for his power. He gets the help of Skylor, the other EMs, and Pixal (cuz they transferered her mind into the Samurai X mech until Cyrus can fix her body up). They all attack the controlled ninja at once distracting them so Lloyd can get the things away from the villain, once Lloyd gets the things away from the villain the ninja collapse out of energy exhaustion cuz the villain made them work nonstop so they’re really tired. Lloyd and the others proceed to kick the villain’s ass and yeet them into Kryptarium prison. Yay happy ending!
Ending 2:
The villain continues to collect the things taking control of more and more of the team and, since in season 5 once Lloyd lost his powers so did the 4 OG ninja, Lloyd is slowly getting corrupted himself. Once the final of the 4 OG ninja gets controlled, Lloyd has completely lost it and , Jazz Hands, PART ONI AND DRAGON TRANSFORMATION TIME!!! Complete with the horns of an Oni, the wings and tail of a dragon, and SCREAMING CUZ THIS HURTS LIKE A B-TCH FOR LLOYD :D Unlike the ninja, who attack normally while controlled, Lloyd attacks like a ruthless animal, complete with hissing, growling, scratching, rawring, and more! Pixal, Skylor, and the other EMs use the same plan as they did in Ending 1 and after that Lloyd still has his horns, wings, and tail cuz they look cool and he doesn’t know to get rid of them in the first place. Yay happy ending!
And...ending 3...this isn’t a very happy ending:
The villain continues to collect the things taking control of more and more of the team, until it leaves only Lloyd cuz the FSM didn’t make one for his power. The controlled ninja kidnap Lloyd in his sleep and bring him to the villain’s lair. Now that the villain has Ninjago’s greatest protecters in their grasp, they have no use for them, so they make the ninja brutally kill themselves right in front of a vengestone chained Lloyd. The villain releases their control of their minds only controlling their bodies so it’s even more scary for the ninja seeing their own hands stab themselves. By the end of it everything is silent except for Lloyd’s sobs. Lloyd is crying so loud and is caught up in his own sadness that he doesn’t notice that the villain put a gun to his head. Or Lloyd does notice and he doesn’t care anymore, he lost the only family he ever had, and all he could do is watch, helpless to save the only people that never left him throughout his life. The villain pulls the trigger, ending the era of the ninja.
I’m thinking that when the ninja are under the villain’s control, their pupils change to the shape of the villain’s pupils, so for example if the villain was a snake their pupils would be snake-like!
Also the irises of the ninjas eyes would reflect their element! 
For Kai: his would be red with little flames in the corners.
For Jay: his would be sky blue with little zaps of lightning coming out of the corners and/or down words sorta looking like he’s crying electricity
For Cole: his would be orange/yellow/red like with him always crying lava.
For Zane: his is practically glowing white and/or blue (maybe each eye switches colors, that would be neat) with little cracks of ice in the corners
For Nya: hers would be deep blue with her always crying though she can blast the water out of her eyes like a Blastoise could from it’s canons
And for Lloyd: one is golden with a green pupil and the other is purple with a red pupil
So yeah this was a lot of fun to think and write about!
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heauxplesslydevoted · 4 years
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Home Again Ch. 1 (Liam x MC)
Summary: AU TRR fic. Four years ago, Kendall fled Cordonia and the love of her life. But when she’s forced to come back, she’s also forced to confront long buried feelings and painful revelations.
A/N: I’ve been toying with this plot for over a year now, and I finally got around to actually working on it. Yay me! As always, let me know if you want to be tagged or untagged, or if I missed you.
Tags: @drakewalker04 @canknot @lapisreviewsstuff @akacalliope @senseofduties @badchoicesposts @sirbeepsalot @texaskitten30 @ao719 @eadanga @hopefulmoonobject @janezillow @ramseyandrys @aestheticartwriting
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The water. If there was one thing Kendall missed about Cordonia, it was the gorgeous water of the Mediterranean, always warm, always blue. And the sun. There’s just something different about the warmth in her native country.
Stepping off of the private jet, she breathes in the slightly salty air. After almost 5 years of being away, Kendall isn’t sure if she’s happy to be home or not. While she did love Cordonia, she hates that she’s coming back under such awful conditions. 
When her mother called yesterday and told her that her father had a heart attack, it was a no brainer for Kendall to drop everything and come back home. Her dad is her own personal Superman, she’s never known him to even have a cold, so hearing that he had a heart attack threw her for a loop.
“Kendall!”
The sound of her name being called makes Kendall whip her head around. She sees Gladys, the daughter to her estate’s majordomo poking her head out of the window of a sleek black Escalade
One of the flight attendants grabs Kendall’s luggage as she rushes towards the car. Flinging the passenger side door open, she leans in and wraps Gladys in a warm hug.
Gladys is taken aback by the huge display of affection, but she hugs Kendall back. “It’s nice to see you too, my lady.”
“What have I told you, it’s just Kendall. You don’t have to be formal with me, Gladys.”
“Very well.” Gladys turns her head and sees the flight attendant putting the last of Kendall’s luggage in the trunk. “Get in, get in.” 
“I do not have to be told twice.”
The ride from the airport to the hospital in the capital was mostly silent. Kendall knows the older woman probably has questions for her. They haven’t seen each other in years, and Kendall swore she’d never step foot in this country ever again. But now she’s back. But it’s not like she’s back, back. She’s only here to see her dad through his recovery. Nothing more, nothing less.
“So how was school?” Gladys asks, breaking Kendall out of her thoughts. “Columbia right?”
The mention of her Ivy League alma mater brings a smile to Kendall’s face. “I loved it. New York is amazing, the school is amazing.”
“What are you doing now? My dad mentioned it was something to do with money, but he’s awful at explaining things.”
“Financial analyst.”
“Do you work on that fancy street? The one with all the walls of money?”
“Wall Street,” Kendall corrects with a chuckle. “And yes. But it’s not literally made with walls of money, Gladys. Just lots and lots of tall buildings.”
“Do you have a big office?”
“I have a cubicle. It’s not fancy, but it gets the job done.”
They spend the rest of the car ride in silence. Kendall can’t bring herself to care about the usual court gossip right now, her mind focused solely on her dad.
They make it to the hospital fairly quickly and Kendall barely remembers talking to someone at the nurse’s station before rushing off again to find her father’s hospital room.
She isn’t sure what she was expecting to see, but she definitely didn’t anticipate so many wires and machines. Her father is always so...strong and commanding, but in this moment, Stephen Mason looks incredibly frail. And her poor mother, Victoria, looks equally exhausted, hunched over his bed, their hands clasped together.
Stephen notices her first, and a smile slowly creeps onto his face. “Victoria, did you really call our daughter and tell her to come home?”
“Thank God she did,” Kendall says fully entering the hospital room.
“I’m fine. You could’ve stayed in New York.”
“You had a heart attack, dad.”
Stephen dismisses the statement with a flick of his wrist. “It was minor.”
Kendall ignores him and wraps her arms tightly around him. Tears prick the corners of her eyes, threatening to spill over. She tries to relax, breathing in her dad’s scent. He’s alive, he’s here. She can breathe.
Stephen rubs a comforting hand up and down Kendall’s arm. “Don’t cry. I’m fine, sweetheart.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. My doctor said I was very blessed. I didn’t even need surgery.”
Kendall takes a shuddering breath and wipes her eyes. “So what caused this? When are you getting out of here? What’s your treatment plan? Do you have to do physical therapy?”
Stephen chuckles and turns to his wife. “She burns through a lot of topics, really fast. She gets that from you.”
“Oh, hush. For now, he’s going to have to take aspirin daily,” Victoria explains. “And we’re meeting with a nutritionist and physical therapist in order to get a diet and exercise plan.”
“Good.” Kendall visibly relaxes at her mother’s words.
“They hope to discharge me the day after tomorrow,” Stephen adds. “All of my tests and bloodwork have come back good so far.”
“Okay.”
“Why don’t you go home sweetheart?” Stephen suggests. “It’s your first time back home in a really long time, I’m sure there are more interesting things you can be doing other than staring at me.”
“I’m fine.” Kendall can’t leave, not yet. She hasn’t even met his doctor. Despite his words, she won’t feel at ease until she knows without a doubt that he’s going to be okay. His words are comforting, but they aren’t enough.
“I had to send your brother away,” Stephen says. “He was hovering as well, but he actually listened to me and went back to the estate.”
Kendall’s younger brother Zachary was always the more obedient child.
“That’s nice for Zach, but I’m staying with you for now.” Kendall sits down in an uncomfortable chair adjacent to her dad’s bed. “So stop trying to get rid of me.”
“Very well. But no hospital talk. Tell me how work has been.”
The three of them get wrapped up in a pleasant conversation about Kendall’s job, with her sharing funny office anecdotes and complaining about her least favorite coworkers.
She also gets to meet her dad’s cardiologist, Dr. Locke. He’s a nice, older guy and he doesn’t bat an eyelash when she grills him on his credentials and qualifications. Kendall isn’t the first overly concerned family member he’s encountered during his career and she won’t be the last.
“Ms. Mason, your father is doing incredibly well, and I expect him to make a full recovery.”
“About how long is the recovery process?”
“It depends on the patient, but your father is due for a follow-up in a few weeks. We’ll assess his progress then.”
“How long until I can go back to work?” Stephen asks.
“Oh you won’t be touching work for at least 2 months,” Dr. Locke replies seriously. “Work is inherently stressful, Mr. Mason, and stress isn’t good for you.”
“I’ll make sure he relaxes,” Victoria says, affectionately squeezing her husband’s hand. “I promise.”
“Good.” The Doctor checks the time on his watch. “A nurse should be coming in a few minutes to check your vitals, but it’s time for you to get some much needed rest.”
“Only if you kick this one out,” Stephen says, pointing to Kendall. “I won’t be able to relax with her here.”
“Dad! You can’t just kick me out.”
“Go home,” Stephen orders. “Get some rest, call one of your friends, I don’t care, but you cannot stay here and stare at me until I fall asleep.”
Dr. Locke’s eyes shift back and forth between the father and daughter. “Miss, if your father wants you to leave, then you have to leave.”
Kendall glares at her father, shocked that he has the audacity to remove her from his hospital room. “Fine. But I’m coming back tomorrow.”
“I’ll see you then, sweetheart.”
She huffs and collects her belongings. After kissing her parents goodbye, she steps out into the bustling hallway, trying to stay out of the way of the nurses, doctors, and patients. Once she’s out of the way, Kendall grabs her phone and scrolls through the contacts before finding the number she was looking for.
“Kendall, what a pleasant surprise.”
“I’m in town,” Kendall says, cutting straight to the chase. “And I need a drink.”
“Beer garden?”
“I’ll meet you there in an hour.”
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King Liam strides down the hall to his study, a folder full of notes and documents in hand as Bastien trails closely behind. He has a meeting to attend to discuss the budget for Cordonia’s upcoming fiscal year.
Instead of seeing the Chancellor of Finance upon entering his study, he sees his father.
The visit catches him off guard. “Father! What are you doing here?”
“I wanted to talk to you.”
“Can it wait? I’m supposed to be meeting with Stephen in a few minutes.”
“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about,” Constantine says. He walks over to Liam’s drink cart and surveys the decanters of various alcohols. He settles on a vintage scotch and pours himself a glass. “You won’t be meeting with Stephen today.”
“It’s unlike him to cancel a meeting, especially one as important as this. Is he okay?”
“Victoria called Regina a little while ago. He had a heart attack last night.”
The admission shocks Liam. “Oh my goodness, is he okay? Is he…” 
“He’s alive and stable. But he’s going to be out of commission for a while while he’s recovering. I told her that Stephen can take as much time as he needs, we will manage without him.”
Liam nods. His father and Stephen Mason were good friends, and it’s been that way since they were kids. It was part of the reason he and Kendall grew so close. Back when things were good between them, at least.
“Of course, he can take all the time he needs. How is everyone else holding up?”
“Victoria seemed to be in decent spirits when Regina spoke with her. She said Zachary was with them earlier.”
Liam bites the inside of his cheek. His mind can’t help but wander to her. “Any mention of Kendall? Does she know?”
“Victoria didn’t say, nor did Regina ask.” The parents made a point to never bring their children up in conversation. It’s a lot easier to simply pretend the elephant in the room doesn’t exist. “I assume she knows. She adores her father. He adores her as well.” 
Liam snorts in derision. “Trust me, I know.”
Constantine quirks an eyebrow up in confusion. Snark isn’t usually his son’s forte, especially over Lady Kendall. 
“I told Regina that I’d pass along the news. Please send a gift basket or flowers to their estate, on behalf of the family.”
“Of course.”
Constantine finishes his drink in one large sip. He sighs and puts down his glass. “And buy better scotch.”
Liam rolls his eyes. “Goodbye, Father.”
Constantine chuckles to himself and exits his son’s study. Liam sits down at his desk and rummages through his pockets until he finds his cell phone.
He finds Drake’s contact and clicks it. After a few seconds, his best friend answers.
“What’s up, Li?”
“Nothing. I had a meeting scheduled, but it was cancelled, so I have no plans for the evening.”
“Max and I were thinking about heading to the beer garden for the evening. Are you in?”
“Of course. I’m not turning down an opportunity to drink.”
~v~
“Cheers!” Kendall clinks glasses with Olivia and downs her drink.
The red headed Duchess watches her friend, a bemused look on her face. “Slow down, Mason, that’s your fourth beer.”
“What, are you afraid I’m going to drink you under the table?”
“Of course not. But we don’t need you getting absolutely shitfaced.” Olivia turns to the bartender and hands him a $50 dollar bill. “She’s switching to water.”
“You’re not being fun.” 
“One of us has to be practical, you lush.” Olivia takes the bottle of water left by the bartender and slides it towards Kendall. “Drink up.”
Kendall stares at her friend, locked in a silent battle. Both women are stubborn to a fault, neither wanting to back down from a challenge. Olivia glares back, her emerald green eyes fixed squarely on the woman in front of her.
After a long while, Kendall relents and reluctantly opens the bottle of water, taking a tiny sip. “Happy?”
“Ecstatic.” Olivia hops off of her barstool and grabs Kendall by the arm. “Let’s sit somewhere else. We have some talking to do.”
Kendall allows herself to be dragged over to a table tucked in a far corner of the garden. It’s pretty quiet, with most of the patrons wanting to stick towards the middle of the space or close to the bar.
She looks around. It’s been so long since she’s seen the beer garden, and everything looks and feels exactly the same. Flowers still bloom all around, dainty lights hang from every surface of the room, giving off a calm and romantic vibe. Memories of happier times visiting this establishment flood her mind, but she shakes them away.
“How’s your dad doing?” Olivia asks, cutting straight to the chase.
“He’s...okay, I guess. Things could be better, but they could definitely be worse, so,” Kendall shrugs, “I don’t know. He’s alive and coherent. That’s all I can ask for at this point.”
“Your dad is a tough guy. He’ll be just fine.”
“When I got the call last night that he was rushed to the hospital, I panicked,” Kendall says. “My mom chartered a jet for me, thank goodness because there’s no way I would’ve been able to sit in the airport. I was so frazzled, I didn’t even call my job until I saw flying over Spain.”
“Do you like that job of yours?”
“Of course I do.”
“How long are you going to be in Cordonia?”
Kendall shrugs. “For as long as I can milk my job for family medical leave.” 
“You should just come back,” Olivia suggests, circling the rim of her glass with a perfectly manicured finger. “Hana’s been in Shanghai for the past month, and you’re the only other girl I like. Well, besides Gabriella.”
“Who’s Gabriella?”
“I forgot you don’t keep up with the court anymore. Gabriella is Maxwell’s girlfriend.”
Kendall’s mouth drops in shock. “Maxwell? Maxwell Beaumont?”
“Yeah, I think you’d really like her. She’s just so...nice.”
“Is she a noble?”
“No, she’s a veterinarian assistant. They hooked up after an incident with one of the Beaumont peacocks. That was a few months ago, and they’ve been together ever since.”
“How cute,” Kendall coos. “But to circle back to your little suggestion, the answer is no.”
“Why not?”
“Because I like New York. I like living there.”
“I gave you a pass when you first left because you were going to school. But you graduated, it’s time to come home.”
“You can use your authoritative duchess voice on everyone else, but it won’t work with me, Nevrakis.”
“I think you’re wasting your potential in the States,” Olivia admits. “Do you know who your father is? His name, along with your degree, could get you a job in any financial sector in this country.”
“Trust me, I know.” The last thing Kendall wants to do is rely on nepotism in order to secure a job. “I don’t want him to make things happen for me, I can do it on my own. I love New York, I love my job. Stop trying to convince me to leave.”
Olivia pouts childishly. “But you’re staying for a while, right?”
“At least 2 months,” Kendall admits.
“Good.” She goes silent for a while, pondering if she should even bring this up. “You’re going to run into him eventually, you know.”
“I don’t plan on it.”
“Oh really?” 
“I figured between the hospital, my dad’s physical therapy appointments, and taking care of him, I won’t even be getting out of the house much.”
“I don’t know if you're naive or delusional,” Olivia says with a snort. “Maybe both.”
“Look, I’m only back because of my dad. This isn’t a happy, social visit. Outings like this,” Kendall gestures to their surroundings, “are not going to be an everyday thing. Besides, I’m sure Liam will be busy doing princely things.”
“Technically kingly things.”
Kendall lifts her water bottle to her lips again. “Excuse me?”
“Liam’s the king now.” Olivia grimaces as Kendall spits the water out of her mouth. “Ew.”
“He’s king? Since when?”
“Leo abdicated last year. Literally left in the middle of the night and never looked back. Liam got crowned at the top of this year.”
To say the news shocks her would be an understatement. Kendall always knew Leo was flighty and impulsive, but this was an entirely new beast. “Wow.”
“Liam’s taken it in stride for the most part, but he refused to have a social season and pick a bride, much to Constantine’s dismay and he hasn’t spoken to Leo in months. The transition has been a bit...tough for him. Obviously he loves this country, but no one truly understands the weight of the crown, especially one that wasn’t made for you and that’s been shoved onto your head.”
Kendall doesn’t say anything else, trying to absorb all of the information given to her. Never in a million years did she ever think Liam would be the one running this country.
Olivia gauges her friend’s reaction to the news. She’s usually extremely stoic when it comes to Liam, shutting down the conversation when he’s mentioned or refusing to engage in anything about him at all. This is the most Kendall has spoken of him in years, it almost feels like a miracle that she doesn’t want to disrupt.
Kendall clears her throat awkwardly. “Can we please order another round?”
“One more, Mason. Then I’m cutting you off for–” Olivia abruptly stops talking as she sees Maxwell, Drake, and Liam enter the garden.
“You can’t cut me off,” Kendall says, not noticing Olivia’s shift in tone. “You aren’t the–”
A loud gasp cuts into Kendall’s sentence. “Mason!?”
Kendall’s head whips around and she sees the trio of guys heading over. Maxwell and Drake have broad grins on their faces, but not Liam. He looks as if he’s seen a ghost.
His heart hammers in his chest as he looks at her. It’s...crazy how many memories come flooding back to him. They all slam into him like a ton of bricks, one after the next.
“Liam!” 18 year old Kendall squeals as Liam buries his face in the crook of her neck, kissing her. “Liam, you’re distracting me.”
“You smell good,” Liam murmurs into her skin. She smells like coconuts. “You always smell so good.”
“Thank you. But you’re supposed to be helping me study! I have a test tomorrow for my government class.”
“Is that the only reason I’m here?” Liam pulls away from Kendall and smirks at her.
“Obviously,” Kendall teases. “What good is dating a prince if I can’t use him to help me ace my exams?”
Liam feigns shock, jumping away from Kendall. He wraps a hand around her ankle and tugs it hard, sending her flying forward. Her head flies back, hitting the pile of pillows she has neatly placed on her bed. She laughs at the action, a laugh that makes Liam’s heart still thud wildly in his chest, 3 years into dating her.
“Take it back,” Liam orders. Kendall kicks at him, but he jumps back, narrowly dodging her foot.
“Make me.”
The challenge causes Liam’s eyes to darken, mischief sparkling in their pretty blue depths. In one quick stride, he’s towering over Kendall, his arms braced at either of her sides. “You’re not with me because you can use it to your advantage.”
“Prove it, mister.”
“You’re with me because I make you laugh,” Liam says, leaning closer to his girlfriend. He kisses the tip of her nose. “Because I know how to make you smile after a long day.” He kisses the apples of her cheeks next. “Because I know you better than you know yourself. Because I’m your best friend, even though Olivia would murder me if I said that in her presence,”
Liam pounces onto the bed, his knees replacing his arms and barricading Kendall underneath him. His hands go up to cradle her face, touching her with care as if she were a piece of fine art.
“You want to know why I’m really with you?” Kendall asks rhetorically.
“Enlighten me, Lady Kendall.”
She turns her head slightly and kisses the inside of his arm. “Because I am absolutely, positively, head over heels in love with you, Prince Charming.”
Liam knows this. He and Kendall have never been shy when it comes to expressing their love for one another, but every time she says she loves him, it feels like the first time all over again. A wide grin breaks out on his face, something so bright and uninhibited, something reserved solely for her. “And I love you, Kendall. More than anything else in the world.”
Liam is pulled from the memory when he sees Kendall get out of her seat to greet Maxwell, her arms wrapping around his neck as they meet in a ferocious hug.
Maxwell kisses the side of her head. “I’ve missed you, my little blossom!”
“I missed you too, Max.”
“Is New York treating you well?”
“Yes. You guys need to come visit me again. I’ll take you to all the cool spots.” Kendall turns her attention to Drake next. “There’s a whiskey bar in Brooklyn that you would absolutely adore.”
“Is it better than the one in Manhattan?”
“Much.”
“Mason, you’re talking my language.”
“What are you doing out here?” Maxwell asks.
“It’s my dad,” Kendall says, sobering up instantly as she remembers the reason why she’s here. “He had a heart attack.” She sees the looks of panic flash across Drake and Maxwell’s faces. “He’s going to be okay, his doctors are optimistic.”
Maxwell nods. “Damn right he is. Stephen is going to bounce back better than ever.”
“If he stays on course, he’ll be released in a few days,” Kendall continues. “So I have a lot to get done within the next 36 hours.”
“Do you need any help?” Drake asks.
“No. I think I’ll call a cleaning service in the morning to make sure the estate is spotless. And once he meets with a nutritionist, I have to go grocery shopping. But for now, I’m okay. Thanks for the offer.”
Maxwell affectionately squeezes Kendall’s hand. “Don’t hesitate to reach out, Kenny, with whatever.”
Kendall’s eyes briefly flicker over to Liam. He’s still standing there, as still as a statue, and she looks away before he notices her. But she feels his blue eyes, burning a hole into the side of her head.
She feels dizzy, and she isn’t sure if it’s from being in such close proximity to him or the amount of alcohol she’s consumed. 
Because while Liam can look at her and remember the good times, the sight of him is quickly unraveling her.
The night of their breakup is still so fresh in her mind, her senses overwhelmed by the memory. 
Her heart thuds so loudly in her chest, she can feel it in her ears.
She can still recall the taste of the salty tears flowing freely from her eyes as she cried. She remembers the soreness, the way the muscles in her back and shoulders ached after she was wracked with uncontrollable sobs.
“Please, Liam!” The unrecognizable desperation in her voice rattles her as she drops to her knees in front of Liam. Who is she? “Forget about New York, forget about Columbia! I don’t need to go. I just need you, I want you. I’ll stay. I’ll stay and we’ll be together.”
Liam frowns sadly. “I can’t be the reason you stay. I need to let you go.”
“No! Don’t do this to us.”
Her breath hitches in her throat at the memory. It was the worst day of her life, and she’s tried for 4 long years to bury the memories and forget them entirely. But one look at Liam and she’s back to square one. In an instant, she’s that 18 years old girl again, the one that was hopelessly in love with him and got her heart annihilated in turn.
She turns to Olivia. “I think I should finally head home.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah. I’m tired.” It’s not a lie. Kendall is exhausted and it’s a decent enough excuse. But the gang knows better, they know her desire to flee is due to the monarch standing next to them.
“Are you good to drive?” Olivia questions.
“I’ll call Gladys or Zach to come pick me up.” Kendall grabs her purse and rifles through it with shaky fingers, looking for any random bills. “How much do I owe you?”
Olivia shakes her head. “Don’t worry about the tab, it’s my treat.”
“Thank you. I’ll call you when I get home, okay?”
“You better.”
Kendall turns to Maxwell and Drake. She plasters on a smile, one that’s rehearsed and doesn’t reach her eyes. “It was nice seeing you two again.”
The dig at the king’s expense doesn’t go unnoticed. Kendall treats him like he isn’t there, blatantly refusing to acknowledge his existence.
She gives them one last smile and wave, making her way out. “Goodnight guys.”
Kendall’s going to have to pass Liam in order to reach the exit, so he decides that now might be the only time he can talk to her. “Kendall, wait!”
He lightly grabs her arm, stopping her from leaving and that’s when things go south. Before he can react, Kendall turns around and catches his wrist between her fingers, twisting his entire arm at an awkward angle.
A pain shoots up his arm and he winces in spite of himself. Bastien, who had been keeping a respectful distance, strides over to the table, ready to diffuse the situation. “Unhand him at once, Lady Kendall.”
“Touch me again, and I swear I’ll break it,” Kendall hisses fiercely. She turns to Bastien. “That wasn’t a threat, it was a promise.”
“Let him go,” Bastien commands. He doesn’t want to escalate the situation by any means, but he can’t let the king get hurt, even if his ex is the one inflicting the wound.
Kendall drops Liam’s hand and he instantly goes to cradle it. When did she learn that move?
Without another word, she stalks off, not sparing another glance at her friends or the other patrons of the establishment who saw the incident.
“Are you alright, Your Majesty?” Bastien asks, surveying Liam’s wrist. 
“I’m fine. She didn’t actually break anything.”
“Everyone here will be signing a non disclosure agreement,” Bastien continues. It doesn’t need to get out that that king’s ex-girlfriend nearly broke his wrist for all of the public to see. He says something into his earpiece about closing the garden down for a few minutes, but Liam’s not listening anymore.
The young monarch turns to the scarlet haired duchess sitting a few feet away from him. He narrows his eyes at her. “Pray tell, when were you going to mention that Kendall was back in town?”
Olivia grins like a Cheshire Cat and raises her glass at the question. “Surprise!”
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artificialqueens · 5 years
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Study Break (Branjie) -Peridot
A/N: I don’t really know where this came from, and it’s a little late seeing exam season is over for most people, but here’s a fluffy teen Branjie au that is partially based off of a friend of mine. Sorry if it seems a little rushed. Let me know what you think of this lil story (either here or on my side blog @peridot-aq). Hope you enjoy!
It was about 3am when Brooke realised that her back was hurting.
It was no surprise to her. After all, she’d been sitting in close to the exact same position since about 11 the previous morning- bent over the small desk in her bedroom, trying to cram years worth of information into her brain all at once. And she had been bent over for a similar amount of time the day before. And the day before that. And the day before that.
What was more surprising was that she was only noticing the pain now. She supposed she’d been too distracted by Henry the Eighth and all six of his wives to notice.
She stood up and stretched out her arms, trying to ease the discomfort slightly when she heard her phone buzz. It took her by surprise, and she jumped slightly at the sudden noise of the vibrations against the wooden desk. She tapped on her phone and read the short message that illuminated the screen.
V: mandatory text to make sure you’re not still studying
Brooke smiled to herself. Vanessa knew her too well. It wasn’t the first time she’d caught her revising into the depths of the night. She decided not to reply -favouring ignoring the text to facing Vanessa’s inevitable disappointment- but another persistent message came through a few seconds after.
V: I can see you’ve read it, bitch Shit. In her sleep-deprived state, that hadn’t occurred to Brooke. She quietly chuckled as she pattered out a quick reply.
B: …oops?
V: BROOKE LYNN HYTES I SWEAR TO GOD V: call me Brooke pushed in her office chair and flopped onto her bed, finally giving in and abandoning her hours of work. She felt guilty in doing so, as if she was betraying her own ambitions in favour of a phone call with a friend. But, God knows that Brooke needed that phone call to set her straight.
She quickly scrolled through her contacts, finding Vanessa’s name towards the bottom of the list accompanied by several purple heart emojis that Vanessa had added when she’d put her number into the phone. She tapped ‘call’, the sound of Vanessa’s loud voice filling Brooke’s ears after just one ring.
“Bitch, why the hell are you awake!”
Brooke’s phone wasn’t on speaker, but the sheer volume of Vanessa shouting down the phone was enough to fill the silence of her bedroom.
“Keep it down a little, my parents are asleep.”
“You should be too, bitch! I’ve told you before to give yourself a break, you’re gonna burn yourself out if you keep doing this.”
Although Brooke knew that Vanessa was right (and she was already feeling the effects of weeks of revision taking a toll on her body), she still made a weak attempt to defend her decision. “I’m just really stressed out about history, I don’t know anything and my parents will kill me if I don’t get an A.”
“You know that’s not true. They love you, they’ll be proud of you no matter what, you know that. And there’s no way in hell you don’t know anything. You haven’t left your damn house in like two weeks!”
“Hey, I went grocery shopping yesterday!”
Vanessa cursed on the other side of they phone, making Brooke smile. “That doesn’t count.”
“Uh, it a hundred percent does. I was out of the house and I got a two for one deal on strawberry laces, thank you very much.”
Vanessa’s laughter crackled from Brooke’s phone, echoing in the silence of her dark bedroom. Her laugh was wild and addictive, making Brooke chuckle quietly to herself alongside her.
“You better have saved some for me.”
“Sorry V, they’re all gone.”
“Thought you got two for one?”
“I ate both of them earlier,” Brooke announced almost proudly. “I can’t believe you would doubt my ability to eat two full packets in a day. That really hurts my feelings, you know.”
“I hate you,” she joked, Brooke able to clearly picture the eye roll that most likely accompanied Vanessa’s words. “Tell you what, though- I’ll buy you another packet if you come on a picnic with me tomorrow.”
Brooke sighed. “I can’t do tomorrow, I have to study.”
“No you don’t, bitch. You’ve been studying 24/7, you probably have the whole textbook memorised.”
“But it’s my last exam and it’s in less than a week and if I put in the hard work now then maybe down the road I’ll be-“
“Fuck hard work. You deserve a break. And it’s only a picnic, it’s not like I’m getting you wasted.”
Brooke paused for a moment, feeling a dull pang of guilt in her stomach as she let herself be convinced by Vanessa. “Fine. But I’m only coming out for a couple hours, no longer.”
“Yay! Be at mine for like 12, “ Vanessa gushed, her happiness very apparent from just a subtle change in her vocal timbre.”I knew you’d come around to it.”
“Hey, I’m only coming for the strawberry laces.”
Vanessa couldn’t manage to suppress her laughter on the other end of the line, a warm buzz in Brooke’s ear. “Whatever, bitch. Now get some damn sleep.”
Brooke wished she could say that she slept well that night.
The next morning Brooke’s tired eyes fluttered open at 10am, her head weighing her down like a paperweight as she tried to sit up against the headboard. She rubbed her eyes, blinking as her eyes adjusted to the light streaming through her curtains. Her head was cloudy. It still swirled with waves of fatigue that still remained after a poor night’s sleep, full of stress and worry and seemingly endless hours of staring at the ceiling. She was so fucking tired. Even if she had gone to sleep at a reasonable hour, her fears of failure would have been enough to disturb her rest. Each heavy blink willed her to give in to her exhaustion and let her head fall back onto the pillow, each yawn pulling her back into unconsciousness for just a moment. But, checking the time on her phone, she managed to convince herself to get up. She had plans, after all. The first plans she’d had in weeks.
She swung her feet onto the cold wooden floor and stretched her arms far above her head, feeling dizziness wash over her for a second or two before the blood rushed back to her brain. As she stretched she once again became acutely aware of the discomfort in her back. She’d have to get someone to check that out.
Her feeling of tiredness followed her as she took a shower, the warm water that broke over her head only lulling her back into relaxation. It followed her as she got dressed, as she tied up her still wet hair into a ponytail, and as she swiped concealer over her the purple circles under each of her eyes, her body feeling worn out and weary the whole morning.
As she started to make her way out of her bedroom her eye caught her desk, littered with pink and green flash cards and textbooks and crumpled paper. The neon highlighters that were scattered on its wooden surface seemed aggressively bright in her sleep-deprived state. An impulse told her to sit down, grab a pen and start her cycle of work over again, but thoughts of Vanessa pulled her out of the trance, convincing her it was a bad idea. So, she waltzed through her bedroom door, any hope of productivity abandoned, for a few hours at least.
She gathered her keys, sunglasses and a few coins into a small bag and quickly grabbed a punnet of strawberries and a jar of Nutella from the fridge- a poor excuse for a picnic contribution but the best she could do so last minute- and tossed them into an old plastic bag. She scribbled out a note on a scrap piece of paper telling her parents where she’d gone, and with only a small amount of guilt, left the house.
Brooke knocked on Vanessa’s door, now feeling not only groggy but also hungry, realising she’d skipped breakfast. Her solution was clear, however, when Vanessa arrived at the door with a very large basket bundled up in her arms, tin foil wrapped packages practically spilling out from underneath the lid. She greeted Brooke with a warm smile and yelled out a goodbye to her mother inside the house before stumbling down the front step, the large basket in danger of toppling her over.
Vanessa set the basket on the ground and threw her arms around Brooke, her excitement discordant with Brooke’s fatigue. Brooke leaned into the embrace, resting her cheek against Vanessa’s dark hair as she squeezed her waist and nuzzled into the taller girl’s shoulder.
“Hey, sis. You ready?” Vanessa asked, breaking the hug to attempt to lift the huge basket once again.
“Yup,” Brooke replied with a nod. “You need a hand with that?”
“Please.”
Brooke bent down and hauled it up and onto her shoulder, straining slightly under its sheer weight but insisting to Vanessa that it wasn’t a problem. “You went a little overboard with the food,V. We’re never gonna eat all that.”
“What can I say, my mamma’s Latina, she likes to cook,” Vanessa giggled as the two started to walk down the street.
They strolled together for a few minutes until they reached a small park nearby Vanessa’s neighbourhood. Red-painted fences surrounded the area, complete with flower beds and cobbled paths and grass that seemed too green and too striking to be real. Vanessa picked a spot underneath a large tree, branches and blossoms and hundreds of green leaves providing a little shade from the bright July sunshine. She dug into the basket which Brooke had quickly discarded onto the ground and produced a blue tartan blanket, attempting several times to spread it out onto the grass without it folding underneath itself. Brooke laughed, enjoying the visual of the small girl wrestling with the fabric. When Vanessa finally succeeded (after a few profanities and a little help from Brooke), the two climbed onto the blanket, Vanessa leaning against the tree and Brooke sitting cross-legged opposite her.
“Oh, almost forgot,” Vanessa mumbled. Brooke watched her reach into her back pocket before tossing a red packet her way, hitting her square in the face and making Vanessa chuckle.
The strawberry laces.
“I’m a woman of my word.”
Brooke laughed to herself as she was reminded of their deal. “Thanks, bitch.”
The sweets were quickly forgotten, however, as the two dove into the basket Vanessa’s mother had prepared. Brooke’s Nutella and strawberries were abandoned in the bottom of her bag, easily replaced by homemade burritos and croissants with jam and sandwiches. She ate as much as she could, savouring each rich taste on her tongue, until she was sure she couldn’t eat anymore. Despite the two having barely made a dent in Vanessa’s stash, they were both satisfied, Brooke becoming even more tired as a result.
They talked a little more, basking under the heat of the sun, their conversation turning back to school and exams.
“I’m really happy you’re taking a break, bitch.”
“I guess I am too. I like spending time with you.”
Vanessa flashed her a grin, her nose scrunching up at the compliment. “Good. You deserve some time to yourself, you’ve been stressing yourself out.”
“Yeah, I have. It’s been hell. Bending over my desk has started to hurt my back, too.” Brooke laughed at her statement, but Vanessa seemed less than pleased.
“Hold up, bitch. You’re telling me you’ve been studying enough to make your back hurt?”
Brooke bit her lip, holding back a laugh at seeing Vanessa get worked up. “Yeah, but it’s not a big deal.”
“Yes it is, Miss Brooke Lynn! Exams are bad enough for your mental health, I can’t have your physical health getting fucked up too.”
Brooke couldn’t help but giggle a little, failing to see the importance of Vanessa’s point. “I’m fine, V, really.”
“Oh no you’re not. That’s it. C’mere. I’m giving you a back massage.”
Brooke’s small giggle grew into a full belly laugh, finding the idea of Vanessa karate chopping into her back a very comedic prospect. Regardless, Vanessa pulled Brooke’s wrist until she had manoeuvred her to lean back against her, her own back still resting on the tree trunk.
Vanessa’s first movements were tentative and gentle grips onto Brooke’s shoulders, making her shift and wriggle, unable to suppress her fits of giggles. Vanessa became increasingly frustrated at her for not taking it seriously, which only made Brooke want to wind her up more. She was cute when she agitated.
“Brooke Lynn Hytes I swear….. quit squirming, bitch, this is supposed to be relaxing!”
She smirked to herself. “I am relaxed. You seem to be pretty worked up, though.”
“Shut up already.”
“You can’t make me,” Brooke teased.
In one quick motion Vanessa pushed Brooke up slightly and leaned over her, her face hovering centimetres above Brooke’s. Without warning she pressed a kiss into her lips. Brooke’s heart jumped in surprise, all of her senses going into overdrive. It was unexpected, addictive, exciting, and made Brooke want to hold her close like she’d never thought about before. She was suddenly aware of the beauty of her the girl in front of her- dark eyes and golden skin, the softness of her cheek and her hair against her skin, and the perfect cherry lips that were connected to her own. She relaxed into the kiss, closing her eyes and deepening it for just a second before Vanessa pulled away, the heart-stopping moment ending two seconds after it had started.
That shut her up, alright.
She found a smile creeping onto her face, mirrored by Vanessa’s own grin. Her mind was buzzing, unable to form a coherent sentence but willing her to speak, to say something. “Vanessa… you should’ve, I… I didn’t know-“
“Shush, not now baby. We can talk about it later. Now I just want you to relax, okay?” Vanessa spoke softly in her ear, bringing Brooke down from the electric moment with a hand on her hair.
Brooke found her tired body leaning back against Vanessa almost subconsciously, this time appreciating the comfort and safety of Vanessa’s arms around her as she resumed her rubbing on her back. Any thoughts of exams or stress were forgotten. Instead, her thoughts were consumed by Vanessa. She focused on everything around her, trying to take in as much as she could and commit the experience to memory.
The smell of grass and fresh air and Vanessa’s perfume.
The sound of the wind and the leaves and Vanessa’s words in her ear.
The feeling of the sun on her skin and Vanessa’s right hand on her shoulder and her left stroking her hair.
The cherry taste of Vanessa’s lips still lingering on hers.
And before she knew it, her heavy eyelids fluttered closed and she slipped into a dream, finally giving in to the tiredness that had been with her all day. Vanessa held her close and planted a small kiss on the top of Brooke’s head.
“Sleep well, Brooke.”
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munofsilver · 5 years
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Putting Everything in Place 7
Last day of @chlonathweek Today is AU. Can you guess the AU in this chapter? Ao3 link. 
When the ray hit them Rena Rouge, and Royal Blu cover their eyes with their arms. Uncovering their eyes, they find they are the only two here and in some strange building. Both are without their miraculous. Worse they don’t seem to know where they are. Besides, in a dark room with no lights.
After a while, one of them was finally able to find a light switch. The two are in a janitor’s closet. Now they have a good look at each other. “Why are you, Evillustrator?” “Why are you, Lady Wifi?” “What?!” Both said at the same time. They decided to leave the room, full of caution. The door creaks open, and the two are at College Franoise Dupont. Good thing it’s empty. They rush to the bathrooms; those are the only rooms with a mirror. Not only are they akumatized again, but it also seems they are teenagers. “What the hell happened!” Alya screamed. Nathaniel was able to hear her in the ’boy’s bathroom. He runs out thinking the same thing she is. They bump into each other by the lockers. Both shocked and very confused. Both are also wondering if this is even real. “We need more information. Are we in our teens because we’re akumatized? Did we go back in time? Did we get transported to a new dimension?” Lady Wifi is asking question after question, making Evillustrator wondering the same thing. “I got an idea,” he declared while checking the time on his phone. “School is out. Let’s go to my childhood home.” “Good call. Plus a good idea.” They head back to Nathaniel childhood home. Before they enter Lady Wifi stops him. “Should we knock first?” Evillustrator knocks on the door. When a little girl opens the door, Evillustrator got an answer. “Why did you knock?” she asked. “Natalie? Are you not scared?” The little girl shakes her head. “Mommy told me. You are still you.” Lady Wifi and Evillustrator gave each other a question looks. “If we are indeed back in time, right now, my mom is at work. She usually doesn’t come home until we’re both asleep,” Evillustrator whispers to Lady Wifi. If they want more answer, they need to look for them somewhere else. Thinking about it, Lady Wifi decides it tries to talk to her younger siblings. They are older then Natalie so far seems like their best bet. Lady Wifi knows that they just can’t leave Natalie here alone. “I got an idea. I’ll try to get more info from the twins. You can come with Natalie if you want,” she whispers to her friend. “You do that while I’ll see if I can get anything from Natalie,” Evillustrator suggested. Lady Wifi agrees that it is a better idea than the one she had. Then she takes her to leave and heads straight home. On her way, she heard someone call her name. It came from a giant rock monster with Ivan’s voice. It then hit her, those that got akumatized stay that way. “Hi, Ivan,” she waves. Ivan waves back, “Any knew akumas since Nathaniel?” Not knowing what to say Alya just made something up, “Not that I know of,” she takes off running before Ivan could speak again. She takes her phone to look for Nathaniel’s number. Only to just notice this isn’t her regular phone. It still has all the numbers her other phone did, and that’s all she needs right now. After she found his name, hit call, and wait for him to pick up. “Hello.” “Nathaniel I know what’s up.” “What is up?” “Everyone that has been akumatized is for some reason staying akumatized.” “Everyone?” “As far as I can tell.” “If I remember right just about everyone in our class did. Didn’t you say your father did once also?” “Yes. He might be at home with my sisters. If he is.” “This Hawkmoth is worse than the one we had to fight.” “I agree. I’ll call back when I have more info. Got anything from Natalie?” “It seems I’ve only been akumatized for a few weeks.” “I just saw an akumatized Ivan. I’m still heading home to check things out.” “Rose isn’t akumatized. So it seems not everyone in our class has been akumatized yet.” “Good to know.” Lady Wifi ended the call, now that’s she’s home. Meanwhile, Evillustrator goes back to watching his little sister. Trying to remember who all got akumatized after him. He knows Mylene was same with Juleka, Rose, Max, Lila, Marc, Sabrina, and Chloe twice. Queen Bee, she still fighting Fairy Queen and Lady Papillon. He and Alya have to find the way out and soon. Carapace and Queen Bee notice that once they were it, Rena Rouge and Royal Blu seemed to turn into a rolled up scroll on the ground. “Venom!” Yells Queen Bee. She is going to end this now. “Lucky Charm!” Calls Ladybug. With her wings, Queen Bee takes to the sky, her target Fairy Queen. Ladybug focuses on both opponents, while Carapace was on the same page as Queen Bee. Cat Noir is helping Ladybug, but most of his focus is on Lady Papillon. With her lucky charm a basketball she looks around for answers. Once she got the clues, she knew what to do. “Cat do your thing,” she calls out to him. “Cataclysm!” “Wait for my signal and go for the staff,” Ladybug glasses at her first partner. Ladybug runs off towards Fairy Queen, tossing the ball at her. She laughs as she flies up to avoid getting hit by the ball. Only to get hit by Queen Bee’s venom. Unable to move the fallen Fairy Queen falls towards the sky only to be caught by Carapace. The ball, on the other hand, bounced off of the side of the building and hit the trying to escape Lady Papillon making her trip and fall. After the catch, Carapace tossed the staff towards Cat Noir, who caught it with his power activated hand, turning it into dust. The akuma flies out while Ladybug purifies it. While she was doing that Queen Bee lands in front of Lady Papillon, arms crossed with a look of anger that no one can match. “Miraculous Ladybug,” the bug heroine calls as she tossed the basketball into the air. Her healing wave turned everything back to normal. Rena Rouge and Royal Blu are no longer scrolls. Carapace and Queen Bee run to them as they try to stand up. Sadly without Queen Bee there, Lady Papillon was able to get away. Not that is matter since they know who she is, and the villain did leave something behind. Everything is back to normal then they detransform, and Nathaniel spoke. “When did we get so tall?” They all look at each other in confusion, worried looks. It seems not everything is back to normal after all. That day repeated for Chloe again last night. She’s still kicking herself for it. They found out about the place the two were sent too when Rena Rouge told the group about it. At least things are starting to look suitable for Nathaniel. When Chloe went to visit him today, she was surprised to see Nino and Alya there. “What’s all this?” She asked, putting her daughter down. Like always, Nicole greets her father with a hug. The room was filled with Nino and Alya, “Awwwwwwwww cute.” “I see they finally let Nicole come and visit,” Nino sounds like he’s whining. Alya jabs him in the ribs as a warning. “What? As a father and friend, it hurt whenever Chloe would drop Nicole off. Poor little girl deeply missed her father,” Nino rubs Nicole’s head. Alya was about to say something when she was stopped. “I understand it wasn’t easy for anyone. Now Nathaniel knows about his wife and daughter. There’s no need to bring up any issues we had with the way Dr. Tumble has handled things,” Chloe hands Nicole her bag of toys. “I hope when we see him again, the doctor will have good news,” Alya added. Now all are sitting at the table while Nicole is taking her nap on the only bed in the room. Soon Nino and Alya left to eat lunch elsewhere. Now it’s just the Kurtzberg family. That is until Dr. Tumble comes in with some paperwork, “I see the other two have left. Nathaniel would you please come with me.” Chloe is unsure about what to do. She’s worried something wrong has or will happen. Nathaniel came back alone with papers. “It seems I’m free to return home.” Before she knew it, Chloe jumped into Nathaniel’s arms as they embraced each other. “Can you come home today?” Happy tears fall from Chloe’s eyes. “Yes, he said it's only for the weekend. I do have some paintings he said I can keep at home if I want.” Chloe smiles, “I’ll call Natalie. She can bring our minivan,” Chloe was on her phone in less than a second. Their lunch arrived, and Nathaniel wakes up Nicole so they can eat. Chloe joins them once she got off the phone. After they ate, Natalie showed up for a second and disappeared with Nathaniel. “Nicole gathers up your toys we’re leaving now,” Chloe smiles. The van is loaded and on its way while Nathaniel returns. “Are you ready, honey sweetie?” Chloe coos. Nicole was about to hug her father goodbye when he smiles and picks her up, “We don’t have to say goodbye today. I’m coming home with you two.”
“Yay!” Nicole cheers. “Only for the weekend,” Nathaniel explained to her.
Nicole didn't mind like Chloe. Maybe later he will stay home. They get into the car Chloe drove here in and head home. They unload the van and place all of Nathaniel’s new paintings in his studio. “Pretty,” Nicole says, brushing her hand against the one of Chloe holding a baby. “If you want we can hang this in your room,” Nathaniel tells his daughter. They did right above her dresser. That night when Nicole went to bed, Nathaniel and Chloe spend some time together. They slept cuddling each other as they use to before the incident.
The weekend went by fast, and Nathaniel had to return back to the hospital. Everyday Chloe and Nicole would visit. After a month of weekend visits at home Dr.Tumble as good news. “Even though Nathaniel's memories aren't fully returned, I still think he's able to return home, but he will have weekly apartments with me.”
“Is that all?” Chloe asked, “That's a deal.”
A year later, Nathaniel has most of his memories back. He no longer needs to visit Dr.Tumble once a week or at all unless he feels the need too. Nicole's third birthday is coming up. Nathaniel is sketching some ideas for the banner Chloe says they need when she comes home carrying some supplies for the party.
“We're home,” she calls, putting the bags down.
Nathaniel greets his wife and daughter. Then he helps put things away. After Chloe puts Nicole down for her nap, she comes to talk to her husband. “Nathaniel listens, I know you've been transforming to help get your memory back, I'm here to tell you that from now on I need you to stay at home. I'll be needed help around here.”
Nathaniel laughs and gets back to work on the banner, “Yes, dear.”
Chloe rolls her eyes. She clears her throat to get Nathaniel's attention. Didn't work, so planed B. She starts to leave the room, before she made it through the door frame she looked back at him, “Nathaniel I'm pregnant. Thought you wanted to know.”
Nathaniel heard that. He stopped working a followed her. She was waiting for him, as she runs up to hug her. “Chloe that is great news.”
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Running Into You - No. 6
Installment number 6 in my series of AU oneshots about Dan meeting his favourite youtuber AmazingPhil for the first time.
AO3 link
Genre: Fluff, with a sort of 2009-ish feel (but it’s still AU)
Warnings: A bit of swearing and some mentions of low self-esteem but literally it’s just fluff
Prompt: Missent Text
Summary: Dan’s on his gap year, so naturally he’s spending most of his time lounging around on the internet, watching his favourite youtubers and scrolling through tumblr. When he gets an accidental text from an unknown number, he doesn’t think much of it, until a series of events start to convince him the sender might just be someone he idolises: AmazingPhil.
A/N: This draft is like 2 years old, but @agingphangirl convinced me to post this while we’re waiting for pinof. It’s epistolary form, so I hope it isn’t too confusing. Hope you like it ^_^
Phil’s texts are italics, Dan’s texts are in quotation marks
6. Missent Text
Where r u?
Sorry what?
Where r u I’ve been here 10 mins
…Am I supposed to be somewhere?
You said on dm you’d be here at 6, I’m getting cold ^_^
Um I’m sorry mate but you must have the wrong number
Oh crap!! Sorry!!
.Lmao it’s ok. Just checked my dms and nothing interesting enough to make me be outside in this weather sorry
Tell me about it x_x I’m freezing. But if you’re not peej then I’ll be here a while
Unfortunately for you I go by Dan
Oh. Well, hello Dan. Sorry for bothering you with my freezing antics
Nvm it’s cool
It’s more than COOL, it’s COLD enough for ICICLES
I’m sure ur exaggerating
No my nose is an actual block of ice
Where even are you? Unless you’re in the Arctic you might want to get that seen to
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Sorry! Peej showed up eventually (the friend I thought you were). Turns out he gave me the wrong number. All sorted now. I promise not to bother you again
Honestly it’s fine. I probably need more human contact so you did me a favour
Haha, glad to be of service ^_^ also I was in Manchester. It’s so cold it snowed. My icicle nose is allowed
Manchester? That’s like waaaaay in the north
Not that far but cold enough for icicle noses :P
Yes yes ok you’re allowed an icicle nose
Haha thanks :P so where are you, if not in the north?
Reading
Ohhhh so a proper southerner
I guess you could say that
Well hello Dan the proper southerner
God no that makes me sound like a queens guard or something
Do you queens guard people have time to text?
We’re too busy dealing with the corgis and all that shit
I knew it 0.o
XD but really I’m sitting in bed on the internet lol
Actually same
Haha really?
Yep. Which sites you on?
Just the usual. Tumblr, YouTube. My favourite youtuber has a new video due out tonight
Nice ^_^
What sites are you on?
Currently uploading a video to my YouTube channel
You have a channel?!
Haha yeah ^_^
Which one? Would I know it?
I don’t know. It isn’t a huge deal but it’s fun
Yeah I mean I admire that. I’d love to have a channel
Why don’t you?
Idk too scared I guess
Awr ^_^ nothing to be scared about honest, it’s just you and a camera
And the whole of the internet xD
Haha I try not to think about that part 0.o thousands of people watching me
Thousands? Wow so you must be a pretty big channel
Heh I guess, maybe ^_^ so who are your favourite youtubers?
Oh man I have loads XD Smosh, community channel, AmazingPhil (the one I’m waiting for the new video), charlieissocoollike
That’s a good mix ^_^ my new video is 99% uploaded and stuck there x_x
Seriously? Your connection needs to sort its shit out
Haha yeah it really does. I think it’s being attacked by bees
Bees?
Or wasps
Seriously?
Tiny horned beetles?
Do they even exist?
Idk but if they do they’re attacking my wifi
I’ll send the insect spray
Haha thanks XD it must have worked as my video is finally uploaded!
…Great video. Especially the lion wedding, that was sweet
Haha thanks! Glad you liked it, took ages to get the dress on lioness. Plus my mum nearly walked in on me 0.o
Holy fuck you actually are AmazingPhil aren’t you
Um, well, yes.
Sorry.
AmazingPhil, FantasticPhil, Epic Youtuber
or just Phil if you prefer
I probably should have told you
Jesus shitting fuck I’m sorry for bothering you
Don’t be daft! I accidentally texted you first ^_^
Yeah but I bet you didn’t expect to end up with a weird fanboy. Um. Not that I’m a stalker I promise
Haha it’s ok Dan honestly
I’m not going to spread your number around or anything holy shit like I’m so sorry
Honestly, please don’t worry, it’s been nice talking to you ^_^ I appreciate you not spreading my number around though. I got lucky with you, don’t want to risk a creepy stalker finding me 0.o
Lmao I promise xD how do you know for sure I’m not a creepy stalker though
0.o I’ll set the bees against you
I’ll start running now
Haha
So out of curiosity how long have you been watching my videos for?
Oh um a couple of years now
Really? That’s awesome!
Yeah. You actually replied to one of my comments once ^_^ made my day
Aw haha that’s great, which video?
The toxic one
Oh my god >.<
Haha it’s a good video :P
I should remove it from the internet immediately
Don’t you dare! Your fans would be sad
X_x well this isn’t very fair if you know about me but I don’t know you at all
Well you know my name’s Dan
And you’re from Reading. Tell me more? ^_^
unless you don’t want to, that’s fine, I’m just curious
Haha no it’s alright. Um. I’m Dan. I just finished my A levels and now I’m taking a gap year
Oh cool ^_^ going to uni after that?
Probably. Thinking of law
Wow, that’s impressive
Haha we’ll see ^_^
Just checking but how old are you? I don’t want to be a creep 0.o
Lmao dw I’m 18 everything is legal
Phew XD Anything else I should know?
Well I’m currently undefeated at mario kart
What seriously? You’ve never lost?
Nope and I don’t plan to start :P
I’d beat you
I really wish we could test that theory
Haha that would be fun :P we could always test it over Skype sometime?
That’s probably really weird sorry
I promise I’m not a creeper
It’s ok, and yeah, I’d love to Skype sometime
Yeah? Yay! :D
Lmao you’re probably going to want to run a mile when you see me though
I doubt that very much unless you have like five eyes or something
Five eyes? Wtf XD
Idk you could be a giant spider
[insert pic] See? Not a giant spider :P
Oh wow yeah not a giant spider. I spy a cute guy :P
Shut up >.<
Nice hair
Lol I swear I had it like this before I started watching you
[insert pic] And here I thought I’d started a trend
Crap you actually are Phil >.< yeah your hair is cool enough to be a trendsetter tbh
Haha thanks XD and yeah I am Phil. Is that a problem?
Are you kidding me? Nope except I turn even more awkward than normal around people I admire
Aw well awkward people are the best. And at least there aren’t videos of you half-naked on the internet
You make a good point
Hey so I’m uploading a new video tonight but I can’t decide if it’s actually any good. Check it out for me?
Omfg are you seriously saying I get a sneak preview on an AmazingPhil video
Yes please ^_^ I might have overweirded. Need a second opinion
Omfg
just like
give me a moment
wtf
fucking hell
wow ok
I’m calm now
yes I would love to check your video for you
Haha thanks. It’s up as unlisted, [insert link] please be honest with me if it’s terrible
Wow man that’s awesome! I love how interactive it is!
Omfg seriously how are you this creative like you shouldn’t be allowed
Haha really? Wow thanks, I’m not sure about the shot angle though and the lighting is kinda terrible
Yeah ngl the lighting is bad but you can’t control the sun
You never know! I could be a weatherman. But you seriously think I should upload it?
[insert pic with thumbs up] totally I love it
Aw I forgot how hot you are. It’s going up tonight then
CUTE I MEANT CUTE
Gah I’m sorry
Haha it’s fine, getting called hot is never bad in my book ;)
Would you believe it was autocorrect?
Haha if you want :P sounds pretty unlikely though
I’m hiding in a pillow and never coming out
No! Then your subscribers will hate me for taking you away
[insert pic in a pillow] do you like my new home
XD don’t hide from me seriously like you have a video to upload
[insert pic] ok true it’s on 68%
Damn YouTube upload times
Tell me about it. Have you ever uploaded a video then?
Lmao there’s one of me being a boss at DDR
Yeah? Can I check it out?
>.< Um sure, I’m a lame nerd though
Dan, have you even met me?
Haha ok true :P [insert link] just don’t say I didn’t warn you
No one’s feet should be allowed to move that fast. You’re so good, I fall over whenever I try and play
Haha I could teach you
Please be my DDR master Dan-sensei
Depends what you give me :P
I’ve got Pokemon cards
I’m sold
[insert pikachu with a lion pic] this was too cute not to show you
Awwww! Rawr ^_^ where is that?
Shop called forbidden planet. I’m in London on work experience and went there on my break
0.o London? You’re braver than me, capital cities scare me
Aw poor Phil haha
[insert pic] do I look ready for work?
Very serious
Srs bsns
[insert scared face pic] I’ll take YouTube any day
Haha. Me too tbh. Law offices are big and dull
Why do you want to do it then?
Idk. Job security? Having a point in life?
Fair enough :P
You did English didn’t you? Sorry I swear I’m not a stalker
Haha it’s fine ^_^ and yeah, English language and linguistics. Then a masters in post-production
Wow that’s so cool. So you’re in your 20s?
22 ^_^ My masters is the only reason I know how to edit videos :P
I wish I could
Well I can always teach you
Seriously?!
Yeah of course, I reckon you’d be great at making videos
Really? Lmao I’m so awkward tho
That can work in your favour, trust me :P
Haha well if you say so, YouTube senpai
Listen well Dan-kun and you too will learn the ways of the YouTube
Haha you’re so strange
You’re just jealous
[insert pic] so much
Stop taking pics at work
But it’s so boring. At least send me one back, save me from the dullness
[insert pic] on my way to a meetup so might be a bit slow
Oh cool meetup like YouTube meetup?
I guess that must be fun
I’d love to go to one but too scared and awkward lol
Save me work is literally killing me
I can’t actually keep working here
ugh why did I ever think law was a good idea I’m going to die at uni
Whoops sorry I seem to have spammed your phone
Hey Dan, sorry! I forgot to bring my charger to the meetup so my phone has only just come back to me. I mourned it’s passing *plays lion king music*
Oh that’s ok
I really am sorry that I couldn’t distract you from your work
Lmao no worries
Don’t know if it’ll make it any better but I am working on a new video and lion says he thinks law is a very admirable career option
Tell lion thanks and I’d be even more grateful if he did my degree for me
He says sign him up where are you going to uni anyway?
Well I’m not there yet. I have to start applying soon
Looked around any?
Errrr I’ll get on that
Isn’t the deadline soon?
Yeah but I’m an epic procrastinator
Lion is very disappointed
Lion can suck my dick
Dan!
Lmao I was kidding
XD
besides you’re 18 you have loads of time to sort stuff out
Yeah but I have literally no idea what I’m doing
No one does. That’s why you go to uni - to figure it out
You seemed to have it all together
Haha thanks, but honestly, I was just making stupid videos in my bedroom
does that sound wrong?
Lmao a little yeah
Oops
Dw lol if you’re a sexual predator you’re a bit far away to do any real damage
True
:( I’d rather you were nearer tbh
Even if I’m a sexual predator?
Lol I don’t really think you are though
Well I’m not
And me too, Dan
[insert pic] last day at the office today I literally couldn’t be happier
Lol I can see from your face
[insert pic] is it that obvious
Rawr
I’ll send lioness to aid you
Lioness not lion?
She’s much fiercer
Lmao probs true either way I’ll take help
At least soon you’ll be free
Yeah I literally can’t wait
Gonna do something to celebrate? ^_^
Lol all my friends are at uni
[insert pic] well Lion and I are proud of you
Aw thanks ^_^ I still forget you’re AmazingPhil sometimes
I’m deeply offended
no but really I’m just Phil and you’re really cool
sorry
Na it’s fine I just had to work
Oops XD
I’m hiding out in the toilets now so we’re fine lmao
and I have no issues with you being Phil
I mean it could be worse at least you aren’t a creepy stalker
I hope not. Also uploading another video tonight, I think you’ll like it
!!! Best celebration ever
^_^
So I may have been stalking you on Twitter and it seems your birthday is soon?
0.o stalker. And yeah it is ^_^
wait you follow me? What’s your Twitter handle?
Um. Yes I follow you. And this is going to sound very awkward and stuff but I kind of want to send you a birthday present
Omg Dan you don’t have to do that
Well I’d kinda like to so :P should I use your PO box?
Nah that takes ages to check, I’ll give you my actual address
I promise not to hunt you down
Tbh if it’s you I wouldn’t even mind
Omg
[insert pic with address] there you go
Lol is that a bank statement?
Yeah I’m so profesh
Phil! I could literally rob you
Well I trust that you won’t :P
Lmao you’d better
What’s your Twitter handle btw? You never said
Uh its danisnotonfire.
But please don’t judge me oh god I’m such a nerd
Dan honestly you’re the coolest person I know
sorry was that a bit much?
No! I’m just struggling to respond to the best youtuber out there calling me cool
Not just cool, the coolest :P wow you’ve commented on my tweets quite a bit
>.<
Sorry I never noticed you properly
You accidentally texted me I think that wins
Haha true
Happy birthday!
Thanks! ^_^ I have family stuff but I’ll talk to you as soon as I’m done
Sure sure have a great day!
— DAN OMG
YOUR PRESENTS
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SHOULDN’T
[insert excited pic cuddling the presents] you’re amazing
you’re so amazing
I can’t believe you
honestly you’re too amazing
how did I ever meet someone this nice and funny and cool and kind and cute and sweet
honestly
and I know you must be sleeping it’s like 2am but I have to tell you
OMG you’re too adorable
who let you be like this and you’re too far away :(
I wish you could be here so I could give you a thank-you hug
Wow I’m glad you liked them :P I’ll take a thank-you hug
What are you doing still up?
Can’t sleep how was the party?
GR8 M8! My parents embarrassed me in front of everyone
Oh no what did they do?
Got the baby photos out >.<
Lmao I’d love to see that
I was ginger
OMG for real?!
Yes >.< *hides forever*
That’s adorable
You’re adorable
Your mum’s adorable
Actually shut up
:P aren’t you too old for immature arguments now
Go to sleep
Lmao I’m glad it was good though
Thanks yeah it was rly good
Looking through the photos now
Any good ones?
Mostly drunk XD [insert pic]
Who’s that guy?
My cousin
Lmao ok I was about to say hands off
XD he was really drunk
You look a bit worse for the wear too
I may be slightly intoxicated
Haha tut tut Lester
Shut up Dan :P what is your surname?
Howell
Howell? Like a wolf?
Lmao if you like
Awooooooo
You’re so strange XD
AwoloooooOooooOOOOO
it suits you though
you’re very brown
XD aren’t wolves grey?
Well yeah
but like
you have their wildness
Lmao I’m taking that as a compliment
You should
you’re hot as hell
but so young and sticky out
like a baby deer
A wolf and a baby deer?
And eyes like an owl
You and your animal metaphors
None of those are quite right though
Like your eyes are too pretty they’re more like the night sky
but coloured with earth
You’re drunk
I mean it though
…I know
I wish I had eyes like yours
No! Yours are perfect
They’re big and weird
They’re deep and beautiful and I could swim in them all day
and I’m not drunk
I should be sleeping
You’re sleep-drunk :P which is actually a thing you know
Right I’m going to sleep
Noooooooo
We’ll talk about this when we’re both more sane
But I don’t want you to go
it’s quiet and sad when you aren’t around
and I’m cold here now
and it’s my birthday
Dan?
Dan?
Happy birthday you idiot. Now go to sleep
night Dan <333
I’m so sorry about last night I had too much to drink
Haha it’s ok it was your birthday
Yeah but still
I’m so sorry if I made you uncomfortable
You didn’t. There’s nothing to worry about
Do we need to talk about this?
Um. Do you want to?
Kind of
But kind of not
I don’t want to make you feel awkward
I’m always awkward
Dan, for real. You know what I mean.
Yeah I think I do
Do we need to talk about it?
I think we’re both aware it’s there. Let’s just see where it goes?
Yeah ok sounds good. And no awkwardness?
None at all, I promise <3
Good <3
Hey Dan, are you still up for Skype at some point?
Yeah, sure ^_^ tonight?
Yeah! I’ll just finish up editing
Ooh, what’s it like?
Haha spoilers :P what’s your Skype name?
Danisnotonfire same as Twitter
Original :P
added you
‘AmazingPhil has added you to his contacts’ you’re just as original I see
Shut up and answer the call
So my eyes are even bluer on skype? :P
Haha shuddup
They’re even more blue in person
Are they even blue lmao they’re like 3 different colours
[insert pic] mostly blue
Greeny yellow blue
Very poetic
Shuddup :P
sorry I’ll stop
Please don’t
Lol fishing for compliments?
Well if they’re being offered
You’re impossible
That isn’t a compliment
You’re ridiculously strange?
I’ll take that
Haha of course you would :P
So what are you up to?
Actually answering a few texts for once, you?
Throwing around some video ideas but I’m bored now. Who’re you texting?
Some school friends who are at uni
Nice ^_^
Well. Sort of. It’s weird
Tell me about it?
It’s just they all have these lives that are moving forwards and away from home and leaving me behind
and I just
My ex is dating someone else and I’m in exactly the same place as I was when she broke up with me
And I’m not content but I don’t really want to go anywhere or do anything and I just don’t know what on earth I’m going to do with my life
Were you happy with them before school ended?
Idk. I thought so at the time. But I don’t think I’ve ever really been happy, not yet
It’s ok. You don’t have to know right now. And one day you’ll leave all of them behind too and move on to something better
I think I already am. Having you around is better than them
Sorry
Haha don’t apologise for being so sweet ^_^
Also I’m single now. And bi. Just to avoid confusion
I’m bi too. Probably
Probably?
Not a massive fan of labels if I’m honest
If I feel something for someone then that’s all that matters
Might be demi, might be bi, might be somewhere inbetween.
And I don’t want you to worry about your future, ok? Everything is going to fall into place
<3
And if it doesn’t I’ll be around to distract you with more lame animal comparisons
Haha I actually love you
Me too <3
Get on Skype!
Ok it’s late you’re probably sleeping
it’s just
ugh I don’t know who else to talk to so I’m going to rant at your phone like a completely normal person
but mum yelled at me for not doing my uni application yet
but I just don’t know what to do I mean law yes but how do I decide where?
This is huge
and I don’t want to rush into it
but she thinks I’m going to miss the deadline though there’re months left
and I just
ugh
now she isn’t talking to me
-
Dan I’m sorry I was sleeping. Skype now?
I really don’t mind you spamming my phone, please do, always, I’d rather you had somewhere to talk about this stuff
And you know, Manchester uni is good. I could show you around
I spoke to mum about going to look around the uni.
She asked where I would stay.
I kind of told her I have friends at uni there.
It’s a half truth right?
Awesome ^_^ Um do you think she’d like to know the truth?
Probably.
Idk.
She might freak out and be worried
Because you’re meeting a random man you’ve never met before?
Lmao when you put it like that
Are you honestly ok with this? It’s fine if you’re not
No no I’m so ok. I want to meet you. Like properly
I want that too. So much
So it’s going to happen. I’m buying train tickets
Awesome ^_^ but your mum?
Do you think I should tell her?
I think she’d be happier knowing where you are
Yeah. Yeah I know. I’ll talk to her
Give her my phone number too. And my address
Lmao you after more stalkers?
Dan I’m serious I want you to be safe
You spoon
yeah I’ll tell her everything. She might not be best pleased though
Dw if she locks you up I’ll come rescue you
<3
<3
I told her
!!! And?
She said yes
OMG!!!!! I’m out atm but Skype as soon as I get back?
Yes please :P
[insert happy pic]
[insert happy pic]
Hey Dan you should make a YouTube channel before you visit me
?? Really?
Yeah I mean you always say you want to. And we could do a collab ^_^
For serious?!
Yeah! I mean, if you want to
I’ve been wanting to do a Q and A for a while and it would be fun I think
Omfg
Is that a yes?
Hell yes it’s a yes
Um only problem is
How do I even make a video?
However you want ^_^ you’ve told me loads of good ideas
But they’re so lame lmao
They’re really not. I promise.
Why not start with an introduction? Then you can go on to your actual content
Omg but like do you really think I could?
Honestly! Yes.
Ok
Ok
My mum’s going out in a minute so I’ll have the house to myself. I could film
That’s brilliant! I’m about to head out with mum but film whilst I’m gone and we can Skype later yeah?
Ok wow
omg
ok
Phil this isn’t working I sound so stupid
fucking hell I can’t do this
You can! Act like you’re on Skype to me
Can we Skype?
Still visiting my brother sorry :( tonight we will
Ok. I’ll keep trying
You can do it! Pretend the camera is me. Or any friend. It’ll help
Ok <3
<3
Holy fuck Phil I have views.
And subscribers! So many subscribers!
Told you!!
This is because you tweeted it
No, it’s because you’re really bloody talented
>.< I can’t believe I did that
You did and you’re awesome and I’m so proud of you!
Can’t wait to collab :D
Me neither, if you still want to I mean
Silly, of course I want to. Best thing about this month
<3
<3
Um so a bit of a change of plan
??? Do I need to cancel the train tickets?
No no! Just
Turns out my parents aren’t going to be here the weekend you’re visiting.
Is that a problem?
Lmao no why would it be
are you planning to ravish me or something
>.< I don’t think I’ve ever ravished anything in my life
Well you can start with me ;)
Dan!
Seriously though. Is it ok?
Yeah. Honestly it’s great.
Are you sure?
Are you?
Yeah I mean honestly it’ll be nicer to see you without having to get around them
I just don’t want to weird you out
You won’t
I hope not
Phil honestly I can’t wait
:D me neither
where are you btw? Skype isn’t picking up
Oh yeah, my internet is down, sorry
:O no wifi?!
No wifi. I’m not sure how I’m going to survive
I’ll spam you with texts
Please!
Actually I have something better
[incoming call: AmazingPhil]
I’m at the train station and it’s super early I’m not even sure you’re worth it
Sorry! I’ll make it up to you with hot coffee and hugs ^_^
Ok yeah you are worth it
Aw :D
On the train next to an old man who’s threatening to fall asleep on my shoulder
x_X tell him to keep his hands off
Lmao yeah I’m sure you’d really sort him out
I could be fierce
You’re literally a muffin with an emo fringe
I’ll fill your bag with bees
I’ll tame them into my own personal army
Then you’ll be our evil overlord
Mwahahaha
Can I be on your side when you take over the world?
Your lion powers could come in useful so yeah I guess so
Awesome we can run the world together
Yes :P
ugh the train is running late
:( by how much?
Twenty minutes atm
I’ll still get to the station at ten to
Well it might be running quite late by the time we get that far north
I don’t want to miss you. I’ll be there <3
I can’t wait
Me neither
Stuck in Stoke now. Literally the weirdest station I’ve ever seen
Haha really?
Yeah. And it’s packed. I had no idea this many people travelled this early on a Saturday, I didn’t even know this time exists
It doesn’t and you’re travelling in some other dimension right now
Shut up :P
Just waved my parents off. I’ll head out to the station soon
I’m so nervous
Me too <3
Promise you won’t run a mile?
Promise. I’ll see you soon Dan
See you soon
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Mwahaha...you asked for it. OK 2, 3, 6, 7, 9 oh man this is a lot 16, 31, 32, 33 uhhhh shoot 36, 39, 40, 44 you know what fuck it just do the whole damn list man (ps I can totes send you a shorter list this is ridiculous I just started reading the list of questions and this happened I'm so sorry)
Oh boy, I wasn’t expecting any asks on that meme anymore lol But I really wanted to do that one so thanks
Answers under the cut (bc I’m nice and won’t make everyone scroll down endlessly to finally get past this post just because I can’t keep it short for the life of me lol)
2. Favorite genre of fic?
I’m sorry that I’m so boring, but I have to say romance lol (because the right romance fics are so much better than most published romance novels). But I also love love love some other plot in it. Actually, I don’t think I really have a set favourite genre? Whatever speaks to me, basically? Many of my favourite fics aren’t really all that similar to each other. But I guess since I’m looking for romance stuff the most, it’s romance.
3. Favorite fandom? 
Another tough question because I am so very indecisive, I can’t have a favourite fandom. I love many fandoms. I mean, I guess I’d have to say Harry Potter because somehow, I’m always coming back to it because there are just so many quality fic in there if you know where to look. It’s kind of also kind of one of my very first fandoms and now I’ve been in it for so long, I can’t just abandon it lol
Just fandom-wise I really really love Haikyuu because that fandom is just so nice? I mean, I’m not all that involved in any fandom I guess, which is why I miss many things and conflicts (e.g. I only found out about all the drama in the MCU fandom re Iron Man vs Cap or the drama in the Teen Wolf fandom through people I follow lol), but the worst I have witnessed in Haikyuu is how some people gave thought-out arguments (without insults) why one character is or is not coded as a “villain” type character (there was/is a dispute about one character because some hate/dislike him and others defend him). And that’s it. Other than that it’s mostly “OMG I LOVE EVERY CHARACTER AND SHIP EVERYTHING” from almost everyone in that fandom lol (or “I don’t care what you ship as long as you let me ship my stuff, ship and let ship”). It’s just really chill. It’s also the fandom that really made me a poly-shipper. Idk, man, I love that fandom.
The Yuri!!! on ice fandom is also really nice. Those people sure like to discuss and explain things lol Also, almost everyone had, literally, the same reactions to the stuff happening in it. Plus, we got a healthy, loving, explicit same-sex relationship in an anime. That’s, like, a really rare thing. The only other genre-anime I know with an explicit same-sex kind-of-relationship is No. 6, and that relationship is so friggin far from healthy it’s not funny (sorry, NezuShi fans, I am a fan of them too, but their relationship throughout the entirety of the series is not healthy by any standard, which is totally explainable by the circumstances, but seriously, they’ll have a lot of growing up to do before it can be called healthy). Anyway, I digress.
6. Favorite fic (or one of them)? 
HOW CAN YOU ASK ME FOR JUST ONE
I shall give you MORE THAN ONE, because I can and I will.
Okay, so, first I just have to tell you about my first absolute favourite fic ever, which, I’m really sorry, but it’s in German and it’s a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic lol
It’s “Paw Prints - Pfotenabdrücke” by someone I’m actually following on here ( @goldandcold ) who is an amazing and talented writer and I really have to read stuff by her again asdfghjkl but atm I’m into very different fandoms and just *cries* I need more time so I can watch the stuff she’s watching and writing for lol can someone, like, gift me a hundred free hours? lol
Anyway, that fic has character death in it, which is something I usually avoid at all costs because I know myself and I know I’ll be depressed about it for at least a week if I read character death. I’m like that lol
But I did because I always make exceptions for writers I like. Well, it became my favourite fic, so I guess I can’t complain. I will always remember the last words in there
“Du bist quer über mein Herz gelaufenwie ein kleiner tollpatschiger Hund über nassen Sandund du hast überall deine Pfotenabdrücke hinterlassen”
which roughly translates to
“You walked across my heartlike a little clumsy dog across wet sandand you’ve left your paw prints everywhere”
asdfghjkl I just love those words, they resonated with me so much and asdfghjk *flails* yeah, first fave fic. (also, now I’m in nostalgia land)
Another favourite fic I love to come back to is “Eclipse” by mijan (Harry Potter this time, back then I read it on fictionalley, but the link doesn’t seem to work atm? Is fictionalley down?). I am still entranced every time I read it and whenever I start it I have to continue reading till the end because I just love it so much. The plot is so amazingly intricate and the character development is THE FRIGGING BEST I CAN’T and everything makes so much sense and asdfghjkl it is just very amazing ok. The amount of detail in that story *sigh* *must resist reading it now before all the exams*
Another two favourite Harry Potter fics are “All Our Secrets Laid Bare” and “Stop All the Clocks”, both by @firethesound. AOSLB is just amazing all around, okay, I even reblogged a rec for it here on tumblr (here). I just love it so very much omg *flails* The idea alone to make them investigate Death Eater safe houses and all the FRIGGING DETAILS IN IT!!!!!! THE DETAILS!!!! SO MUCH LOVE!!!! (yes the exclamation marks are necessary)
I wrote a rec myself for Stop All the Clocks here. Weirdly, it also has major character death in it. But, same as above, I do make exceptions for writers I really like. That fic destroyed me though. I absolutely love the parallels in that fic, too. And how it spans many years. Just. Very beautiful, very touching, very sad. Which is why it’s great that there is AOSLB. I also still have to read all the other fics because I just KNOW they’re ALL amazing
And I’m still not done with the fave fics, guys. I’m sorry I can’t keep it short *cough*
Moving away from Harry Potter... the next one is for Free! Anime again lol It’s, weirdly, another fic that doesn’t end all that happily for the romance, and the fic is “With Vega At Your Left” by threesmallcrows. It’s a different take on a soulmate AU. Like, when the person you’re in love with isn’t your soulmate. A side character also deals with an abusive soulmate. Basically, everything that can go wrong with soulmate marks. And it’s just so real. Trigger warning for attempted suicide though (and mentioned abuse - like, the abuser doesn’t appear in the fic and the abuse is only talked about and the repercussions dealt with, but nothing explicit). I love this fic a lot, but it gives me the sads.
Okay, I still have a few favourite fics but I think I need to stop here, I’ll just link to them:
The Fears are Paper Owls by yaboykeiji (Haikyuu!! Akaashi does time jumps to try to prevent Bokuto’s death - kinda like Butterfly Effect)
Savior by dgalerab (Haikyii!! / X-Men crossover - Haikyuu characters as mutants)
Safety in Silence by survivah (Teen Wolf canon divergent soulmate AU with the soulmate “condition” not necessarily being reciprocated, lots of Sterek pining and friendship and angst, really slow-burn and really sweet and cute, very fluffy too, awesome idea to make it different for different species! Also, werewolves and other species are known to humans etc)
Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by FairyLights101 (Teen Wolf Sterek pretend to be dating AU, also the-Hales-survived AU and Laura is an important character in that fic, and because the Hales survived, Allison also lives, double yay)
Seven Deaths by x-parrot (One Piece, no pairings (le gasp!), just Zorro+Sanji friendship, there’s violence (torture) in it, it’s not very explicit, but be warned)
Aaand I think I’ll stop here.
7. One-shots or longfic? 
I think, if you look at my favourite fics, you have the answer lol. Many of them are 100k+, so yeah, longfic lol I love the development that is possible in longfics. I do like shorter fic too, though in my mind, one-shot just means it’s all in one chapter... and there are 20k one-chapter fics out there, you know. But! I do also like short stuff, it just doesn’t really end up being among my favourites.
9. What is the longest fic you’ve read? 
Tbh, I don’t remember, but Eclipse is over 287k words long, and I’m not sure if I’ve read anything longer than that.
16. How do you feel about character death in fic? 
I think I’ve answered that somewhere in that novel above lol
Usually, I avoid it like the plague because I get the sads and am down for days afterwards. It’s not that I think those fics are bad or anything. It’s just that I want happy endings lol My heart can’t take too much sad. This doesn’t change even when I make exceptions, so that’s kind of the downside I have to live with when I do lol
In published novels and movies and series etc I don’t mind character death, but fic... well, fic are different lol
31. Do you read AUs? 
Yes! I used to avoid them, but then I guess some fic changed my mind lol I really love all them tropes, soulmate AUs, fake-dating AUs, police procedural AUs, you name it. For some weird reason I’m not all gung-ho about coffeeshop AUs. I don’t mind them, and I’ll read them if they’re good, but they seem kinda boring to me. (oh, and pls don’t come with a/b/o stuff at me, it squicks me immensely and I hate it)
32. Favorite AU tropes? 
Fake dating! Soulmates! Specifically for Teen Wolf: Allison lives! The-Hales-Survived! Idk, there are too many lol Well, my fave is still the platonic bed sharing one (not sure if that counts as an AU trope, since it could also be written in non-AU fics). I also seem to like time travel / time jumps / time manipulation.
33. Least favorite AU tropes?
A/B/O fics. I just hate them and I don’t even wanna see them, they squick me *shudder* I mean, to each their own, and I wish it at least wouldn’t squick me that much (it’s a physiological reaction, I get the creeps and it’s almost like I feel one step away from nausea - same feeling I get when I see reader x character fic, squicks me too and is the sole reason I never visit the teen wolf tag because it’s full of those), but it does.
36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover? 
I do! But I’m kinda still new to them and they’re not my favourite thing, so I haven’t read many crossover fics yet. I really like that X-Men crossover fic I linked to, and I do like Harry Potter crossovers (like, the other characters as witches and wizards in a wizarding school). Other than that I’ve also read a really cool Criminal Minds/House MD crossover once, and a Criminal Minds/Supernatural one too, and they’re pretty cool. Guess I still have to figure out what I particularly like when it’s about crossovers.
39. Favorite AU fic? 
Savior by dgalerab, as I’ve already linked above :D
This is also the fic that really got me into poly ships. The relatioship between the four characters just feels so natural as it develops, it feels like that’s how it should be. It also deals with past abuse and there is 120% consent invovled. It’s just a really good fic ok
40. Do you like fluff?
OMG I LIVE FOR FLUFF
So, yeah, I do lol I mean, I do need other stuff in it too, but I absolutely do like fics that aren’t too serious and where the conflicts aren’t life-or-death or heavy on the angst etc. Like, slice of life kind of stuff.
44. How fluffy is too fluffy? 
There is never a too fluffy +_+
Okay, jokes aside, I do want a plot. A story isn’t a story when there’s no conflict, so that’s that. Though that’s the only requirement for me, really lol Otherwise it can be as fluffy as it gets.
I hope I haven’t forgotten anything lol
Rolly out
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Episode 51: Smash Brothers, Oscars & Gods and Robots
Happy Australia Day/ Invasion day or just plain hi, how are you today; whatever floats your boat these days. Hopefully everyone is taking care of themselves in this extra hot summer and keeping hydrated. Whoever it was that invited Diablo or whoever please send them home. Happy 20th birthday to Super Smash Bros, it seemed like 20 years at the E3 release for the latest installment of fun, but no, the game with the same head developer is 20, well done. We meander down the path of other games that have stood the test of time, either in the same original format of reincarnated into newer and slightly different formats. Then DJ brings us some news about the Oscar nominations, and Black Panther is on it, I know, yay, go Marvel. DJ is happy about that, and congratulations on a super hero movie finally getting a nomination. Hollywood is starting to recognise Nerds are a large market share finally. There are some interesting names on the list, including Green Book, a film worth checking out. Then Buck brings us a book entitled ‘Gods and Robots’ that looks at the historical accounts of robots and automatons throughout civilisation in many different forms. He is like a kid in a candy shop he is so excited. We also have the regular shout outs and events of interest, including a special birthday for Selma and Patty, who? Listen and find out. Thanks as always for your continued listening and support, take care of yourselves and look out for each other, and drink heaps of water.
EPISODE NOTES:
Super Smash brother turns 20
- https://twitter.com/Sora_Sakurai/status/1087140521020088320/
- https://www.videogamer.com/news/super-smash-bros-turns-20-today
Oscar Nominations 2019
- https://variety.com/2019/film/news/oscar-nominations-2019-list-1203112405/
Gods and Robots
- https://www.sciencenews.org/article/our-fascination-robots-goes-all-way-back-antiquity
Games currently playing
Professor
– Super Smash Brother Ultimate - https://www.smashbros.com/en_AU/
Buck
– Elder Scrolls Online - https://store.steampowered.com/app/306130/The_Elder_Scrolls_Online/
DJ
– Darksiders 3 - https://store.steampowered.com/app/606280/Darksiders_III/
Other topics discussed
Pong (1972 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982 Game)
 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.T._the_Extra-Terrestrial_(video_game)
881 E.T cartridges buried
- https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/08/881-e-t-cartridges-buried-in-new-mexico-desert-sell-for-107930-15/
Pac Man (1980 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man
Asteroids (1979 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroids_(video_game)
Spacewar (1962 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar!
Frogger (1981 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogger
Call of Duty (first-person shooter video game franchise)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty
Master hand (Smash Brothers boss)
- https://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Hand
Street Fighter (fighting video game franchise)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter
Double Dragon (1987 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon_(video_game)
Double Dragon 4 (2017 Game)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon_IV
The Day of the Triffids (1951 Novel)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids
Oscar nomination firsts
- https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-23/oscar-nominations-netflix-roma-marvel-black-panther-historic/10738056
- https://slate.com/culture/2019/01/oscar-nominees-2019-first-superhero.html
Seasame Street Lawsuit against Happytime Murders’ Lawsuit
- http://fortune.com/2018/05/31/the-happytime-murders-movie-lawsuit/
Lady Gaga quoting Bradley Cooper when winning an award
- https://www.thehits.co.nz/spy/lady-gaga-uses-the-exact-same-same-quote-about-bradley-cooper-in-every-a-star-is-born-interview-and-it-is-hilarious/
Neil Patrick Harris
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Patrick_Harris
Lady Gaga wins Golden Globes for best actress in American Horror Story
- https://variety.com/2016/tv/news/lady-gaga-golden-globe-winner-american-horror-story-hotel-1201676564/
Halle Berry wins Oscar for Best Actress
- https://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/25/movies/beautiful-mind-wins-best-actress-goes-to-halle-berry.html
Monster’s Ball
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster%27s_Ball
Oscar awards shake up
- https://www.nme.com/news/change-is-coming-oscars-announce-new-awards-for-next-years-ceremony-2364546
- https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jan/21/oscars-awards-diversity-crisis-african-american
Animatronio (Futurama character)
- https://theinfosphere.org/Animatronio
Gods and Robots: Myths, Machines, and Ancient Dreams of Technology at Amazon
- https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0691183511/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=sciencenews06-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=0691183511&linkId=f7c8730b7bc5b59c66bfc44d81571bdd
Adrienne Mayor (Author)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_Mayor
Super Smash Brothers trophy option
- https://www.ssbwiki.com/trophy
Fallout 76 is not going free to play
- https://www.pcgamer.com/au/fallout-76-is-not-going-free-to-play-in-case-you-were-wondering/
Phantom Zone (DC Comics)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Zone
The Cell (2000 Movie)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cell
Pasteurization process
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasteurization
Milkmaids and the Smallpox Vaccine
- https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/02/01/582370199/whats-the-real-story-about-the-milkmaid-and-the-smallpox-vaccine
Shoutouts
23 Jan 1849 – Elizabeth Blackwell becomes the first woman M.D - https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-woman-m-d
23 Jan 1922 – Leonard Thompson becomes the first person to receive insulin injections as treatment for diabetes - https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/insulin-injection-aids-diabetic-patient
20 Jan 2019 - Masazo Nonaka, the world's oldest man, dies aged 113 - https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-21/masazo-nonaka-worlds-oldest-man-dies/10730738
Famous Birthdays
19 Jan 1736 – James Watt, Scottish inventor, mechanical engineer, and chemist who improved on Thomas Newcomen's 1712 Newcomen steam engine with his Watt steam engine in 1776, which was fundamental to the changes brought by the Industrial Revolution in both his native Great Britain and the rest of the world. He developed the concept of horsepower, and the SI unit of power, the watt, was named after him, born in Greenock, Renfrewshire - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Watt
19 Jan 1809 -Edgar Allan Poe, American writer, poet and critic (The Pit and the Pendulum) considered the inventor of the detective fiction genre (Murders in the Rue Morgue), born in Boston, Massachusetts - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe
Dec 1854 or Jun 1855 – Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, outlaw, gang leader and convicted police murderer. One of the last bushrangers, and by far the most famous, he is best known for wearing a suit of bulletproof armour during his final shootout with the police, born in Beveridge, Colony of Victoria - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly
22 Jan 1934 – Bill Bixby, American actor (The Incredible Hulk, My Favourite Martian & The Magician) director, producer, and frequent game-show panellist, born in San Francisco, California - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bixby
23 Jan 1950 – Richard Dean Anderson, American actor (McGuyver & Stargate franchise) and producer, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dean_Anderson
23 Jan 1951 - Chesley Burnett Sullenberger III aka Sully, American retired airline captain who, on January 15, 2009, landed US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River off Manhattan after both engines were disabled by a bird strike; all 155 persons aboard survived, born in Denison, Texas - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_Sullenberger
22 Jan 1940 – Sir John Hurt, English actor (Dr Who, V for Vendetta, Hellboy, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Harry Potter film series) his screen and stage career spanned more than 50 years, born in Chesterfield, Derbyshire - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hurt
Events of Interest
22 Jan 1987 - Pennsylvania politician R. Budd Dwyer shoots and kills himself at a press conference on live national television, leading to debates on boundaries in journalism - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer
23 Jan 1957 - Toy Company Wham-O produces the first Frisbees - https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/toy-company-wham-o-produces-first-frisbees
22 Jan 1984 - The Apple Macintosh, the first consumer computer to popularize the computer mouse and the graphical user interface, is introduced during a Super Bowl XVIII television commercial.
- https://www.businessinsider.com.au/apple-super-bowl-retrospective-2014-1?r=US&IR=T
- https://www.upi.com/Iconic-Super-Bowl-ad-35-years-ago-sparked-Apples-rise-to-a-1T-company/2381548117342/
Intro
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Song Title – Super Mario - Overworld Theme (GFM Trap Remix)
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