the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

Thinking about Heket headcanons and Bishops life before Narinder was chained, so some fic au stuff

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

when they call themselves the lords in black but they are the most eyebleeding neon pastel you will ever set your eyes on

pussy from a girl who feeds off of symbolic cannibalism in media

Oh, it's June! The famous PIRATE month! 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️

*fingers crossed for OFMD S2 trailer this month*

Siri play Majima no majirock for THE HUNDRETH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some submas doodles to show that I’m still in fact alive and that these silly train men are still invading every train of thought

focused

This is not for you.

i think that a lot of trans girl memes about eggs or transitioning or whatever are like, inherently sexual in a way that a lot of trans boy ones aren't (see previous post) .. and that this is not at all a bad thing, actually. it's quite reassuring to know that the experience of existing as a confused boy becoming a girl on a testosterone based endocrine system (read: perpetually horny and perpetually feeling guilty for it) isn't something isolating but is instead to some extent another shared little anxiety of the past that we can all laugh about together. the issue of course becomes when non trans women see these jokes or whatever, abhorrent depictions of (pre!) tranny sexuality in its culpable, skirt tented perversion of intimacy as something not shameful or to be buried but in a way celebrated. to them it just slots so neatly into the "trannies are degenerate groomers" side of things they have going on, bathrooms and olympic sports. the noble gnc cis person, of course, would never have such erotic bodily reactions to crossdressing. the loathsome tranny, however..

Watching Netflix’s Damsel rn. It’s alright - not bad, but it definitely could have been a hell of a lot better. The beginning seems sort of rushed (I get that they have limited time to get to the real ‘fun’ parts but come on)

I will say tho, the scene where the flock of birds comes flying through the cavern is fire as fuck. Such an incredible introduction for the dragon.

I headcanon that Siffrin gets sick post-canon so I doodled it

One day Simon will start uni*, only to realize that he's surrounded by people who think HE is the posh, privileged kid with no clue how the real world works, and that day will be hilariously glorious.

* or be conscripted—super unlikely, but a fic writer can dream

Simon Petrikov is a service top and you can fight me about it (Patreon)