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birdricks · 6 months
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every time i remember that theres a 99% chance rick is gonna die this season i feel like this
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kimchunsgha · 3 months
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when will people realize real life people can’t queerbait that’s a term only used for television and movie characters unless… you see real life people as characters but that’s another conversation
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rimouskis · 9 months
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about to give the red white and roy*l blue movie a spin even though I was like the only person in my friend group who did not adore the book aha this'll be interesting
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Dimartino in Cara Maestra Abbiamo Perso che dice “cara maestra (...) voglio che rimani ancora qui con me stanotte / ho bisogno di sentirti ancora mia / anche se non guido come l'altro / se non fumo come l'altro /voglio farti compagnia” 
e poi “e avevo perso la mia anima / la mia anima a noleggio / su un bancone della carne / o tra le gambe di una ragazza, il giorno della festa”
e ancora “mi hai detto: / ‘tu non capisci la poesia / sei fatto solo per scopare’ “
he’s so slutty and for what
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starvity · 5 months
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— ☆ zb1 reacting to being pushed with their (crush) best friend under the mistletoe
gn!reader x zb1 (ot9)
genre: fluff, drabble // warnings: kissing and flirting ofc, mention of food in yujin's (ps: his is not as romantic because i just thought it was more appropriate that way!!)
author’s note: happy holidays and merry christmas to those who celebrate!! here is my little gift for you <3 (★ω★)/
ੈ✩‧₊˚ jiwoong
probably stares into your soul like sooo when are we kissing… he’s pretty casual about it, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and smiling softly, waiting for you to give him the green light. when you do kiss though he’s super giggly and he will be clingy for the rest of the evening.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ zhang hao
he is so nonchalant about it. will tease you about how you planned all this just because you were dying to kiss him so bad (he is just trying to take your attention away from his red ears). when your hands cup his face he immediately freezes though, his eyes not being able to leave your lips as you lean in.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ hanbin
hanbin just naturally smiles a lot but after he gets pushed under the mistletoe with you he would just be giggling uncontrollably. he reassures you that you don’t have to do anything if it makes you uncomfortable but he’s still holding onto your hand, hoping that you would close the gap between you and him.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ matthew
matthew will panic so much, immediately tackling his friends who pushed him towards you. the embodiment of ahah i won't kiss my best friend, are you crazy!!!!! unless.... *curious gaze*. will try to brush it off if you seem too nervous or uncomfortable but if you definitely show him that you want him, he will not hesitate to cup your cheeks and pull you closer.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ taerae
he is so serious about it, immediately puckering his lips and leaning in (cue that bbangiz live). taerae looks so invested and expressionless that you think it's a joke so when you start laughing he's like okay lol but when are we kissing? if you want to make him blush, play the same game as him. if you flirt back he will immediately panic and run away hehe
ੈ✩‧₊˚ ricky
rizzy will flirt back OF COURSE (i am not calling him that ever again). he's so gentle though, one hand in yours and the other on your waist, slowly pulling you closer while analysing if he sees any sign of discomfort from your side. after your lips touch though, he goes full on lovelicky mode; blushing cheeks, giggles and reddish lips.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ gyuvin
gyuvin is literally the O_O emoji. his big round eyes telling you everything about the chaos that is going on in his mind at that moment. oh if you want to make him melt, grab him by the collar of his shirt to make him duck down to your height and kiss his nose. there you have him wrapped around your finger and 3 seconds won't even pass before he picks you up to kiss you properly.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ gunwook
gunwook is ready to risk it all to be honest. probably chuckles a little, dropping a flirty comment or two to test the mood before he casually pecks the top of your head. you wrap your arms around his neck and he thinks that you are just going in for a hug so when you softly peck his mouth, his cheeks turn a bright shade of red.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ yujin
glares at whoever pushed him towards you, hands reaching for a chip in the bag he was eating, followed by a deep sigh. you immediately take the opportunity to tease yujin, poking his rosy cheeks with your finger before you get cut off by him shoving a chip into your mouth. you two will end up making fun of each other during the entire party, while fully aware that your friendship took quite a different turn that night.
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gunthermunch · 6 months
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[Transcript under the cut]
WG: hi Gunther: hi uh- sorry if i woke you up or something. i felt like calling. i don't know. WG: nah i was just… hanging. what's up? Gunther: ah uh- well. we're cutting our honeymoon short. Lilith had one of those really bad nightmares yesterday and she insists on going back with the kids. WG: seriously? it's not even been a whole week yet Gunther: it's that bad. i've never seen her this alarmed before Gunther: so uh- yeah. make sure to get Garrett from Caleb's before tomorrow night? please? she really needs the kids around. WG: yeah yeah. ahah. Bluma's gonna hate that Gunther: speaking of, i'm standing in the shore in my underwear because i want a starfish or something colorful and or shiny for said little lady. the sand feels horrible in my feet, i have to add. Gunther: how is she? WG: oh yeah. it's disgusting. WG: and she's doing excellent. Everything's excellent in fact; Bluma made a friend and Garry's first steps were right in front of me Gunther: …i'd need you to be more specific before i yell WG: i'm half joking. The house you and grandpa got includes a big freaking haunted maze, you geniuses. Gunther: what. WG: okay. I'll make a sum up. Gunther: i'd prefer all the details
WG: so are these forever or…? Caleb: oh no, nonono. well. not unless he learns or wants to control his mind controlling powers. Morgyn: if you ask me it' be fantastic to just glue those sunglasses on him WG: are you kidding? Garry's sick little powers could make us RICH Morgyn: and how exactly you plan on doing that? WG: dunno. infant robbery? i'm sure he'd love that Morgyn: my godness.
Bluma: the world has gone insane! all crazy! why'd they bring Garry back?! Bluma: not fair… and you! Jojo! Jojo why won't you sleep in the bed i made for your little body! Jojo: meow Bluma: i even gave you your own light because you've been on that basement for so long you must be scared of the dark! Jojo: mrow… Bluma: your- did your last owner let you sleep on his bed? is that why you don't like yours? Bluma: …what happened to them anyways? i saw the picture. Bluma: wish your kitty paws knew how to write… but i can't even read well either Gunther: hello my little flower Bluma: papa!!! Bluma: dad i missed you so much! so many things happened i really wanted you to see! Gunther: i know darling your uncle told me everything Bluma: all of it? Gunther: in big detail, yes. Even about your Jojo Gunther: how's he not dead? Bluma: dunno! Gunther: we need to get him checked in every way possible. The basement too, good lord. Garlic down there? Bluma: and ghosts! my kitty radio the Goth lady made spirit-y played a lot of music on it's own! Gunther: oh god Bluma: yes!! Gunther: now what are YOU so excited about Bluma: daaad!!! Gunther: …Bluma darling, there's something we need to talk about.
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gigglz · 11 months
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Sneaky
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Ler!Hobie
Lee!Miles
(Strictly PLATONIC!! This is a tickle fic.)
Quick, short fic. I LOVE THEM AAAAH
Miles was told he had to train his stealth a bit, kindly saying he wasn't good at it… at all.
His goal according to Peter B. Parker was to successfully scare at least 5 people. Gwen, Pavitr, Peter B. Parker himself, which would be harder considering he was the one giving him the task, Hobie and Jessica. Miles had already scared 3. Gwen, Pavitr, and Jessica. Even for only 3 people it took around 7 tries, since they were all spiderpeople.
He thought for a second. “Hmm. Maybe i should go for Peter next, but then again that would take the longest. I should probably go for the one that doesn’t know what im doing. Hobie. Yeah! Easy enough.”
He spent a good half an hour trying to find him. Turns out he was in some sort of lab… stealing? Of course.
He crawled on the ceiling, invisible of course. Being extra careful to not make a sound.
Hobie was looking around the lab for random parts he could easily fit in his pockets, humming some tune.
Miles was waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
“How long ya gonna wait for?” Hobie suddenly spoke, startling Miles.
Miles wasn’t sure he was talking to him, so he stayed quiet.
“Aye, Miles. Im talking to ya.” Hobie chuckled and looked up, straight at Miles.
“Aw, man…” Miles let out a sigh and jumped down. “How did you know i was there?”
Hobie looked at him. “I knew the moment you arrived, you’re not very good at being sneaky ya know.”
Miles let out a groan. “Yeah…“
“Aye cheer up, bruv. No need to be down in the dumps about it.” Hobie smiled.
Miles looked at him confused “what?”
“Anyways what’re ya trying to do?” Hobie asked while putting something in his pocket again.
“Oh its just- wait, no. Im not gonna tell you.” Miles almost slipped up, it would be so much harder to do if Hobie knew.
“Awe c’mon tell me.” Hobie tapped his shoulder with his fist playfully. “Is it top secret?” He joked.
“Yes, yes it is!” Miles exclaimed.
“Well now i want to know even more, c’mon Miles, were mates! You can tell me.” Hobie leaned against a table, now very eager to know.
“No, no. Not telling you, sorry!” Miles turned to walk away, cause he knew he was eventually gonna tell him if he stayed.
“So ya wanna play like that, do ya? Alright.” Hobie shrugged getting up from the table, you could hear the smirk in his voice.
“What does that mean?” Miles stopped, suddenly feeling nervous.
“Oh nothin’… unless you wanna tell me?” Hobie grinned.
“Wha- no. No way, forget it!” Miles waved his hands at him.
“Alright, alright. Go then. Didn’t wanna know anyway.” Hobie turned away, walking back to the table.
Miles sighed, “thank god.” He started walking to the door, he was gonna try again a bit later.
But before he could leave Hobie spoke up, somehow right behind him. “This is how ya sneak up on people.”
Suddenly Miles felt two hands on his sides. “waitwaitWAIT HOBIE- ACK!” Hobie started wiggling his fingers into the younger boys sides.
“Ya wanna tell me now?” Hobie laughed mischievously.
“nohoho AHAH HOBIEHEHE!” Miles yelped as Hobie switched to tickling his ribs. His legs buckled and he fell to the floor, Hobie catching him.
“Woah, mate. Ticklish much?” Hobie put him on the floor, and switched to his sides again to prevent Miles from getting used to the feeling. “Y’know I can keep this up for as long as i need.” Hobie teased.
“Ehehehe Hobihie nahahAHAH” Miles squirmed, weakly trying to fight him back. “STAHAHAP NAHAHAAA”
“So ya wanna tell me yet? Or do i need to keep going?” Hobie chuckled with miles.
“ihim nohohot telling yohoHOU NOHOO” Miles threw his head back and kicked his feet.
“Well if you insist, I’m having fun so i dont plan on stopping any time soon. Hey, yer hips ticklish?” Hobie didnt wait for an asnwer and went for his hips.
Miles SCREAMED. “NAHAA OHO MAHAHAI GAHAHAD HOBIHIE NOHOOH AGHAHA” Miles bucked and shook his head frantically. Trying to pry Hobies hands off of his hips.
“I guess they are, dont try to fight me, only way ill stop is if you tell me!” He pressed his hands into Miles’ hips a little stronger, laughing with him.
“OHOKAY OKAHAHAY JUST STOHOHAHAHA-“ Miles could barely speak, it tickled so bad.
As promised Hobie stopped as soon as Miles told him to. “Alright, spill it. Unless you want to go for round 2? I wouldn’t mind.” He smirked.
“im good, ihim gohohood.” Miles was still giggling.
“So?” Hobie looked at him intrigued.
“Ihits just some stupid task Peter gave me, apparently im not stealthy enough. So i have to scare 5 people, you were one of them.” Miles held his sides, trying to get rid of the ghost tickles.
“Ohoh! So thats what it is! I have to agree with Parker here.” He chuckled.
Miles groaned, he knew Hobie was right.
“Better luck next time, bruv! Just watch your back. Maybe ill be the one sneaking up on you, aye?” He teased Miles as he helped him up to his feet.
Miles chuckled, a little embarrassed.
“Alright, alright. I will.” Miles said as he wiped his shoulder to get a little dust off of it.
“I suggest catching them in an environment where its not so silent, like here.” Hobie pointed around the lab.
“Ah, yeah. You're right.” Miles chuckled.
“Alright go, get Peter first, then come back to me. Always stay alert.” Hobie wiggled his fingers at Miles, chuckling.
Miles cringed a little, shook his head and turned to leave, yeah, no he definitely was gonna go for Peter next.
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arkiwii · 3 months
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for the ask thingie!
exusiai 1 and 8, silence 3 aaand 17. 17 seems like a fun one.
the thingie!! thanks for the questions OM NOM NOM
1. Why I love Exusiai, like her or hate her.
ok, I don't do Exusiai justice. like at all. I don't do justice to a lot of my favs actually. but I swear that she's one of my favorite characters and the first character I got invested in. she was my first 6-stars, so of course! and also, fun fact, the very first Arknights fanart I did was her.
but why i appreciate her so much?? well she's silly! yeah there's not much, but it's like, she's a character i'd love to be friend with IRL. she's easy going, really cool, funny and so lively, but also very nice and generous, also very pretty!! not in an attracted way, more in a Gender Envy way. anyway, she's just so cool!! and quite a simple character to follow around and understand. big thumbs up for the apple pie queen 👍
also with my bestie we tend to joke that "ahah my bestie is literally Exusiai irl" because of how both look like each other in term of personality, so naturally I'm attached to the character pfft
8. A headcanon I have about Exusiai.
mmm but despite how I appreciate her, she's not the character who takes a whole lot of place in my head, so I don't have many headcanons about her. BUT as I mentioned earlier, I headcanon her as being in the arospec. I dunno! I just don't imagine her getting into a relationship, but more being platonically affective with about everyone she appreciates. I just can imagine that she's not interested in it, and that anyway, she wouldnt like the idea to give "more" to someone in particular. life's more about having fun and living it at its fullest rather than finding love! and she's not in need of affection anyway, she has really reliable friends around her.
but YEAH, you will probably notice that I have a lot of arospec headcanons in Arknights LMAO I just think they're as valid!
3. If I have an OTP for Silence.
is this a serious question
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have you looked at my blog in the past 6 months.
obviously its silence/ptilopsis
(jokes aside, MAYBE you meant to ask the question 4? if I have a NOTP with her? unless you were genuine with the question. in that case well uh. gesture at my +40 art pieces of Silence/Saria. I think that I'm normal about them)
17. How well Silence would do if she was dropped in a horror movie.
oh boy. it will HEAVILY depend on WHICH Silence we're talking about.
Pre-Diαbolic Experiment: very bad. she would need someone stronger than her to rely on. never leave her alone, she would panic. she would mostly be that one character who will try to solve the mystery and be nerding around. but god, she would be so insecure and paranoid.
Post-Diαbolic Experiment: final girl. she will try to rationalize what is going on. she would go on on her own, or will be protecting someone. she will try to carry all the responsibilities, fear and such, but it will become way too heavy for her, and she will often show weakness when danger is not around - and no one else is around, tbh.
Post-Lone Trail: EVERYONE is getting out of there alive or else she will make it everyone's problem. she will act like a guardian or leader, will try to take every best solution and think rationally, make sure everyone is fine and safe. she wouldn't be that much scared, honestly; she's not all strong, but way stronger than before. of course, she still needs her comforting moments, and she's far from the best physically speaking, but her will is of steel.
in all cases anyway, if someone died in front of her, she wouldn't be able to take it and will be broken on the spot. especially if it's someone she was meant to protect, she will blame herself for being too weak.
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woeswrites · 1 year
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Just A VHS Tape
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Stu convinces his darling that it isn’t gay to masturbate together.
Pairing: yan!Stu Macher x male!Reader
Warnings: Yandere themes, Sexual Situation, Dub-con/Non-con, Masturbation, Hand Jobs, Frotteurism, Overstimulation, Ownership Kink, etc. 
Word count: 3.5k
Notes: Don’t be surprised if a series comes out with Stu and Billy. I honestly can’t get enough of these guys.
Stu tapped your shoulder, excitement was evident in the expression on his face. “Listen, man, I’ve got an idea!” He scooted closer to you, now hogging the cushion further. “Let’s watch something.” His eyebrows wiggled as he grinned ear to ear.
“What are you talking about?” You eyed him questionably.
“I’ll be back,” He abruptly stood, ready to pounce out of the room before seemingly remembering something. He turned and pointed right at you “Don’t you go nowhere.” The lanky form hurried away into another room. You were able to hear the muffled sound of rummaging coming from the hallway. 
“Ahah!” Stu yelled loud enough for the echo to make its way to you. Quickly he came bumbling back to the couch. He kept his back turned as he began to kneel and fiddle with the VHS player. He tossed the casing carelessly aside, managing to drop it onto the coffee table.
“What the hell is this?” Y/n gawked at the sight in front of him, picking up what Stu had previously discarded.
“Oh, nothing-” Stu giggled “Just a little something I stole from my Dad”
“Bubble Blondes 3?” Y/n quirked his brow.
“So, whatcha think?” Stu gestures to the box. “Pretty hot huh?” The cover contained a total of three topless girls with bad dye jobs. 
You couldn't believe what you were seeing. Stu had always been a bit of a troublemaker, but stealing from his own father was new for him. You looked at him, a mix of shock and uneasiness written on your face, but he didn't seem to care.
"Relax, dude. It's just a VHS tape," he said, finally getting the player to work. "And trust me, this is gonna be worth it."
He hit play and the screen flickered to life. At first, all you saw was static. But then, an image began to form. 
Your eyes widened in disbelief. You had heard of porn before, of course, but you had never actually seen it. And now here you were, watching it with your best friend. The screen flickered a little bit before finally revealing a freeze frame of a cheaply decorated bedroom where three blonde women were already getting intimate with each other. It was clear someone had played this before.
The last thing you wanted to do was watch a cheap porno with your sleazy friend. However, as you opened your mouth to decline his offer, Stu interrupted with a mischievous grin. "Come on, man," he says, nudging your arm with his elbow. "Don't be such a prude. It'll be fun, I promise." 
You let out a sigh, looking around before continuing “But, isn’t that like... gay?” As soon as the words left your lips a blush rushed to your cheeks.
Stu chuckled, shaking his head. "No, man. It's not gay. It's just porn. It's not like we're doing anything with each other." He paused before adding, "Unless you want to." He joked, patting your shoulder. The attempt at comforting added to your uncomfortableness but you pretended it didn’t bother you. Keeping up your composure you rolled your eyes. 
”God, you’re so immature...” You knew deep down Stu wouldn’t take no for an answer. He was always the one getting you into reckless shit. Reluctantly, you grab the remote and start the movie. The scene began unfolding as the picture was brought to life. The moans and groans coming from the TV made your skin crawl, and you could feel Stu's eyes on you. It’s like he was waiting for a reaction. You tried to focus on anything else, but as the scenes on the screen grew more and more explicit, you found yourself getting increasingly (and begrudgingly) turned on. You shifted uncomfortably in your seat, trying to hide your growing arousal from Stu. But he noticed anyway, his lips curling into a sly grin.
"You like that, huh?" he teased, gesturing towards the screen. "I knew you would." You blushed once again, feeling embarrassed at all the attention. Despite your discomfort, you couldn't seem to look away. You were transfixed by the screen, completely consumed by the raw, overt sexuality that was unfolding in front of you. The girls on the screen were beautiful, with perky breasts and tight, toned bodies. Their moans were like music to your ears, and you found yourself getting lost in the moment.
The bulge in your pants grew even more, becoming almost painful. Stu seemed to sense your arousal, and he leaned closer to you on the couch. "You know," he whispered, his breath hot on your ear. "You can take it out." You turned to him, wide-eyed. 
"What do you mean?" you asked, a mix of emotions taking over you. Of course, you wanted to take care of things, but in front of Stu?
"I mean," Stu said, his voice low. "I’m not gonna look. And it’s just you and me. Billy left an hour ago." Your heart skipped a beat at his words, and you felt a sudden rush of heat between your legs. It was definitely a tempting offer, but the whole thing felt all too intimate.
Looking back up at the screen, one of the girls spread herself for the camera. You felt your cock throb harder, and your hand made its way down to your pants. Stu followed your gaze until his eyes met your hand. "Fuck yeah, man," he whispered. "Get yourself off." He moved back, giving you more room to work.
"No way," you said in a harsh whisper. "I mean...I can’t. It's one thing to watch this with you, but jerking off in front of you?" "C'mon, man," Stu said, his eyes turning back to the TV. "You’re not going to make me go first are you?" A small, defeated sigh leaves your lips. The sight of the naked girls onscreen didn’t help your aching dick any. You shut your eyes in defeat, taking a deep breath before you slid your hand down towards your belt. The buckle slipped off surprisingly easily and your whole body felt hot once you had unbuttoned and zippered the pair of jeans you had on.
You were already hard, so your member sprung out at once. It was red and engorged. You knew exactly what to do, but it was different than ever before. This time, you had an audience.
  The touch of your hand on your stiff member sent shivers down your spine. Looking back over at Stu, he was still focused on the TV, so you felt a little better about jerking off in front of him. Your eyes lingered back on the screen as you began to run your hand up and down your shaft. The moans from the girls filling the air and the image of their tits bouncing was almost too much for you to handle. A wave of pleasure rolled over you and you let out a soft exhale. The sound caught Stu's attention and he looked back over at you. Your eyes locked, and you could almost see something in his eyes. The darkness of the room ensured that you couldn’t quite understand what it was before he quickly adverted his eyes back to the display. You felt yourself blush hard. There was no mistaking that he had seen it. Hopefully, this would all be over soon.
It didn’t take long before the sound of another belt being undone broke through the continuous gasps and moans. Stu had finally decided to join in. 
You looked over at him as he pulled his cock out of his pants. It was half-hard, resting against his stomach. He looked up at you as you started to slow your pace of stroking your own. He shoots you a sly grin. "What?" he asked, watching curiously as you continued to work on yourself albeit a lot less in comparison to before. "Don’t tell me you’ve really never jacked off with another guy before."
"No," you responded, your voice almost a whisper as you paused to adjust yourself. "I haven't.”
  "Well," he said with a smirk, "better late than never, right?"
You let out a small laugh. "That's one way to put it." The sight of Stu's hard-on made you acutely aware of the fact that you were jerking off in front of another guy. The moans from the TV in the background and the sound of Stu's hand on his own member just made you harder. The latter of the two surprised you quite a bit. Maybe you were a little bit of a voyeurist... 
You looked back over at Stu, who was again watching you instead of the VHS tape he had been so excited about. You felt a lump in your throat as you both met each other’s gaze. You tried to lighten to mood with a joke "So, I guess you like to watch boys then, huh?"
"What do you mean?" Stu asked, his hand stilled. If you weren’t mistaken a red hue was now covering his face. But that could just be from being all worked up.
"Nothing," you said, refusing to let yourself continue to be distracted by the conversation. "Just... keep going." Stu shrugged, seemingly turning back to the screen and resuming the activity he had been doing before with all the chillness in the world. You felt a little bad for bringing it up, but the silence was sort of awkward. 
In no time you were back to stroking yourself at a steady pace, your eyes going back and forth between the screen and Stu who, despite what he had promised earlier, was definitely glancing over at your actions. You didn’t say anything, though. 
The pace of your hand and Stu's were going almost in sync now. The moans coming from the TV were getting louder and more consistent, and the idea that you were going to cum in front of another guy for the first time scared you a little bit. Too caught up in your thoughts you almost didn’t realize the hand that placed itself on your stretched thigh. You paused your actions immediately, completely in awe at the inappropriate contact. Stu looked up at you, his eyes glazed over. "Is something wrong?" he asked, his other hand still steadily working his own shaft.
"No," you said, your voice almost cracking. You cleared your throat. "I was just... you know, getting into it." Stu nodded, his hand still on your leg. You couldn’t tell if he was being playful or if there was an element of seriousness to the whole thing. You were about to ask him when suddenly the moans from the TV grew louder and higher pitched, echoing throughout the room. One of the girls was obviously cumming. In the heat of the moment, you forgot all about Stu's hand on your thigh. That was until his hand stretched out further and met the base of your shaft. 
“What the hell are you doing?” Your voice sounded almost squeaky as you yelled out the words.
“Come on man, I just wanted to help you out a little.” He rolled his eyes, acting as if this wasn’t a big deal. “It’s clear you’re not all that experienced. Don’t make it weird man.”
Maybe it was the beer, or maybe it was all the blood flowing downwards. Whatever it was, you actually felt yourself give into his logic as your hand joined his in applying pressure to your member. It was nice, having someone else sort of share in the pleasure for once. Your grip on your member tightened a bit, your other hand gripping the cushion. Stu held his own hand in place, his forearm brushing against yours as you moved together. His grip was slow, but firm. It was a lot different than your own.  
  It wasn’t long before you felt a familiar sensation build up in the pit of your stomach. It was a feeling you had multiple times before, but you had never experienced it whilst jerking off in front of another guy.
You knew it was just a matter of time. The moans from the TV were echoed by Stu and you. You both sped up your pace, the sounds and the feeling were all too much. It was so overwhelming. The precum coated your dick as you felt your stomach start to tie itself into a knot. “I’m- I’m going to-”
“Go ahead.” Stu’s voice was raspy as he leaned against you. “Let it all go.”
Those words were it before you were over. Cum shot out of your tip as you twitched uncontrollably. The white substance landed all over your stomach and jeans, but most importantly Stu’s hand. As you both came to a halt you tried to calm down. The high you had just felt was stronger than ever before. Maybe it was nice to do this sort of thing with your pals. Before you could convince yourself of that Stu used his non cum covered hand to tilt your chin in his direction. Though you were indeed done, Stu was still as hard as ever. You gulp after making eye contact with it, quickly looking back up at your best friend. 
“I helped you. Now it’s your turn.” Your face turned bright red.
“What?” you uttered, still trying to catch your breath.
“You heard me.” He pouted. “Look man, I’m dying here. I just need something to help finish me off. I’ll do most of the work. You just have to trust me.” Your eyes were wide as he spoke. “You can do that right?” There was really no choice for you in this situation. He did you a favor, now you owe him. You were just hoping that the exchange wouldn’t be too bad.
Without much effort, Stu lifted you up and plopped you back down onto the couch cushion, but instead of facing the TV, you were now pointing right in his direction. He quickly followed suit, sitting right in front of you. “What are we about to do?” Your voice trembled a little as you spoke, but you tried to ease it.
“Nothing bad, trust me, just skootch a little closer for me.” You listened, using your arms to push you farther toward his body. You were practically on his lap, so close you could reach out and touch any part of his body. Just what Stu had wanted. Before you could oppose Stu grabbed ahold of both of your shafts and placed them together. They stood back to back with his great big hands encircling the pair. You wanted to pull back but his grasp was firm as he positioned the two of you. “Are you ready?” You looked down, not sure how to feel with another man’s genitalia touching your own. Stu looked down at you impatiently and you spoke up.
“Uh- sure. Just, please be quick.” Stuart didn’t waste any time. As soon as you gave him the go-ahead he thrust against your shaft, turning his hand into a makeshift pussy, your penis an extension. 
Stu was a lot more confident in his actions than you would have originally thought. He was moving so fast and you had no time to react or even think about what was going on. You tried to keep your attention elsewhere, staring right at the TV as he gripped the two shafts. But it was hard not to pay the movements any mind. It was clear he was desperate to cum. His thrusts were fast and hard, yours were minimal, only really there for additional support.
“Oh shit this feels great.” He moaned, his face showing no shame. You were trying to ignore him, but it was so hard. This all felt so wrong. Sure, Stu said this was normal, but it definitely didn’t feel it. For god’s sake, you were getting off to the feeling of another guy jerking you off.
The combination of the alcohol, the sounds from the television, and the actions of your friend were too much for your overstimulated body. You began to feel another wave coming over you. Stu needed to stop, you couldn’t take this.
“Stu, please, I-I can’t. Too much” Your cock was throbbing hard, soaking up every movement Stuart took part in. You opened your eyes to have his staring directly back into yours almost as if he didn’t hear you. If anything his pace quickened. 
He was going so fast now, pushing himself down against your shaft. The sensation of your two organs grinding together was unbearable. You tried to push him off, but he held tight with his hand. Not only that but eventually Stu’s other hand joined in, latching onto your balls.
One last time you tried to escape, but it was pointless. He was too strong. All you could do was hope that your orgasm didn’t end up being too painful. Steadily you tried to push him away, but he wasn’t moving. You could tell your cum shot was fast approaching. Not only that, but as your cock twitched Stu’s grip only tightened. It was too much. He was going way too fast and you were close to the edge. You felt the pleasure start to rush over your cock. As if it was a cue, Stu let out another moan. “God you feel so good.” He began mumbling to himself as his movements became more and more sloppy. 
The movie on the TV had long since been abandoned. Cheesy end credits music played in the background as Stu worked the two of you. He leaned forward, his large torso covering yours as he laid his head in the crook of your neck. The mumbling became significantly easier to decipher at the closer proximity.
“Mine. Mine. Mine. All Mine.” He repeated and repeated as he approached climax. There was little you could do besides sit back as he took care of things. As the fire in you began to enflame once again you felt Stu’s cock twitch against yours. You were both about cum. "So Close-" You could clearly hear Stu's voice echo in your ear. Instead of feeling him slow down, he only sped up, working his hips in a blur. This lasted for a while before Stu finally slowed down. With one last forceful jerk, your orgasm shot out, covering the both of you in white semen. 
“That’s it. That’s it.” It was as if that’s all it took for him to come undone. You couldn’t help but stare as his tip pulsed in front of you. You could’ve sworn he had more to cum than anyone ever could. 
“Holy shit.” He breathed, his hand seemingly not ready to let go. As the two of you sat in that same position for what seemed like forever, you could feel his cum dribble down both of your shafts and onto the couch. He was now just as exhausted as you were, gasping for air. He leaned his head over, resting it on your shoulder. You could feel the sweat from his wet hair mingle with the already sticky mess underneath you. It felt like you were being glued to the couch, unable to move. Maybe that was what he was trying to do, lock you in place, so you couldn’t run.
You shook off his head before scooting off and away from his lap. Your legs were uneasy as you stood but you needed to get ahold of yourself.  “What? Why?’ He asked as he got up from the couch.
  “We shouldn’t have done that.” You were freaking out, quickly tucking yourself back into your boxers. “Nobody can find out about this.” Stu grabbed your hand, stopping you from completely buttoning back up your stained jeans.
“Calm down man, nothing even really happened.” His face had this calm look to it but you could tell he was on edge.
You were still nervous, thoughts of guilt and self-criticism still running through your mind. You tried to keep your composure, but it wasn’t really working. You slapped his hand away and finished redoing your pants. “Dammit, Stu!” You grumbled.
“Dude, chill. No one’s gonna know- besides even if they did it’s not like anything weird happened.” Stu was still just as confident as he was a moment ago. That was probably because he was high on his own cum. 
“Not anything weird? That’s total bullshit!” You weren’t sure if there was any truth to what he was saying, but you weren’t willing to blindly listen to him any longer. His expression turned into a more agitated one.
“Why are you getting so worked up?”
“WE BASICALLY JUST DID IT MAN!” You were fed up. You couldn’t help but yell. Stuart’s face flushed red but he was quick to retort, grabbing your shoulders to keep you from moving any further away from him.
Stu’s face fell, his eyes darkening with anger. “What do you mean? We just did what any friends do. You’re not going to tell anyone, are you?”
You stopped and answered meekly “Well, no...”
”Then what’s the problem (Y/N)?”
You shook your head frantically. “We just shouldn’t have done that Stu... Look, I have to go,” you said abruptly, pulling away from him and heading towards the door.
Stu watched you go with a mixture of longing and frustration on his face. As the door closed behind you, he let out a deep sigh and sank back onto the couch. This wasn’t over yet - not by a long shot. Especially now that he had finally got a taste of you.
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ask-kunizai · 7 months
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intro post
idk if ask blogs are something we do in the bsd fandom, but here we are !
this is a roleplay blog for the characters doppo kunikida and osamu dazai from bungo stray dogs, but im sure you could tell that much
you can send in asks for both of them, or for one specific one. it does not have to be about kunidazai, but that is what the blog is primarily focused on.
theyre not dating yet btw. smiles evilly
timeline wise? somewhere after cannibalism arc and before perfect crime
out of character posts will be tagged as "ooc"
posts in character will be tagged as either "dazai speaks~" or "kunikida speaks" and both if both of them are in the post
kunikida's text will be colored yellow and dazai 's will be whatever color is your themes default, as there isn't any brown </3
dont have many rules, other than no explicit nsfw asks. at most a joking innuendo, as mod is ace and a minor :3
apologies if i dont get their characters very well ahah, as i am still a newbie to roleplay
anything out of character will be indicated by a // at the beginning of the tag or post
if you have something that you want trigger tagged, just send in an ask. unless otherwise specified, ill tag all triggers as "tw ___"
and of course, have fun!
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tearskillstardust · 5 months
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hii i was hoping i could participate in ur dec game <3
im an intj 5w6 libra sun pisces moon taurus rising
fav characters are zhongli, neuvillette, kaveh and alhaitham
my preferred aesthetic is dark academia
personality : not shy but just reserved around those im unfamiliar with. not very emotional either unless its with a close friend/someone im comfortable around (but i do feel very deeply). im relatively calm and overall quiet since i dont feel the need for words all the time + im philosophical by nature and i find it hard to connect with my peers due to our differences— i seek out those who have full understanding towards certain things, but i often feel as though others are often shallow with connections. i often look and analyze whatever principles something is ruled under, often questioning them internally.
from an outer perspective im often seen as outright cold but my best friends disagree, im very energetic and eccentric when im comfortable with someone, very dramatic at times as well. when it comes to things like school i just stay quiet so i dont have to deal with others LOL
words that define me (according to my bff): honest, intelligent (thanked her for this AHAH), introverted, dramatic, wise, possessive, imaginative, sensitive to those i care about, logical
hobbies : reading, writing philosophy/research and essay type of stuff, going to the theatre (for operas, specifically), learning languages, what else.. oh yes im very into history/politics idk i dont have much to say
id like to participate in 1- stellar union and 5- venus aesthetic with whoever you match me with
take care of yourself and have a lovely day<<3
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1] STELLAR UNION ! ░ the genshin characters you get along most with are ...
ALBEDO !
—the chalk prince has quite the reputation for being an unintentional heart stealer. while it does bother him at times, somewhat concerned as he sometimes is to keep a reputation that is clear of such faults, he does not mind it to a great extent. with you, though, he would start questioning if he really is all that charming. he would find you ethereal upon first sight. there would be a look of serenity yet brightness on your features that would make him think of you as god's favourite canvas. your inclination towards literature and art while also maintaining curiosity and skill in the field of science and philosophy would not fail to amaze him. your empathy and natural sensitivity to others' feelings would also make him very soft.
—while the first conversation would undeniably be based on physical attraction, the more he would get to know you, the deeper his adoration for you would stretch. he would find you as the perfect companion to speak to about all his pursuits, be it science, arts or just random exchanges over topics of curiosity. he would also admire how you don't necessarily feel the desire to speak or interact and how you find solace in quiet too. he would feel understood by you because you radiate an aura of comfort. he would admire your level of balance in all pursuits, be it life or career and would also feel much more organized and in control of things when in your company. there would be mutual understanding regarding many aspects of life and work which would make you two get along very well naturally.
—you'd find him lacking in interest and passion initially, but as you get to know him better, he would reveal the more funny and humourous side of himself which he rarely shows. you would get to witness his rebellious side that intentionally researches and studies the subjects he is barred from. there would be lovely moments between you two because there would be unspoken understanding. imagine sneaking out to a park at midnight together, staying a bit too long at the lab and accidentally setting something on fire, experimenting with the recipe of chocolates and ending up making something else entirely which actually tastes better, having inside double meaning jokes, talking so much in class the teacher makes you two sit separately and then talking across the class through hand gestures, being the teacher's favourites yet the most feared ones and sharing vulnerable moments.
WRIOTHESLEY !
—yet another man who would be curious about you based on looks initially. though with him, he would find you more of a mystery, like the hidden part of the moon instead of an ethereal being. he would find you as someone unattainable and would thus ignite his curiosity. initially, there would be discord and disagreement but when you two come closer, if it ever happens that is, then you two would come to finally understand the root of each other's thinking process and develop an intimate bond full of understanding. there would be a lot of trust, from his side especially. because you both crave a connection that is deep and heart-touching, there would be an alignment of desires which would lead to undying passion from both sides. he would also be touched by how you feel everything so deeply.
—he would love how you can adjust with both sides of him; the clingy and the distant one. he would admire how you aren't all about talking even though you're amazing at it, and that you don't mind thinking rationally and keeping emotions aside. it would make him very comfortable in sharing his ideas and opinions with you and you would be a safe outlet for him. he would adore you a lot and look up to you as a pillar of support when his own barriers of patience are breaking. being someone hardworking, he desires the company of someone who can help him with stress relief, so he'd be very touched by your ability to indulge in that too by giving small messages or allowing him to sleep in your arms. while he isn't too big on it personally, he would definitely admire your penchant for literature and aesthetics and would love to share philosophies and ideas with you.
EULA !
—the first thing that would help you two bond would be your love for the arts and literature. she would find you reading a rarer book of interest to her and would immediately note your face down in her mind and look forward to speaking with you, or even vice verca. there would be great potential for the two of you to bond over similar interests and going along that line, you two would get to know each other more and more, getting closer with time. she would admire your empathetic yet practical nature and you would find her calmness and patience the best quality of her temperament.
—going along this very line, it also means that she would be more than willing to reveal her insecurities, fears and vulnerabilities to you. she would feel fun around you, as in, you would be able to bring out the more innocent, childish and fun-loving part of her that was suppressed in her younger years. due to this, she'd feel like her best self in your company. there would be freshness and fun here, and a shared element of admiration. you two would bring out the better, brighter side of each other; your inner children who are willing to hold each other's hands and explore the world together!
5] VENUS AESTHETIC ! ░ you and albedo ...
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:D ! <3
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fallenoftheromaempire · 3 months
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Some dnd pet pieve because i feel like a hater tonight so what about it?
Players Petpeeve:
People that make character that don't fit the world/vibe of the campaign as a joke ( the classic "I'm playing a goblin named fart ahah" and it's a gothic campaign.)
People that show up to the first session without even having finished their character sheet/backstory(ofc this doesn't apply on session 0)
People that are obsessed with mechanics and nothing else
People that build their character to be as op as possible (and sometimes don't even discuss it with the dm just using hombrew without permission)
People that constantly contest the dm, like shut the fuck up (I'm not a dm btw)
People that put 0 effort in their character back story/development and are barely present in rp and only come alive during combat. Like go play a videogame or something.
People that make everything sexual. Not like the bard that flirt with everyone, like they constantly make gross comments about other characters or npcs.
People that call off last second without warning. Like if ther is even the smallest chance that i won't make It I'm warning everyone days in advance. Be respectful of other's time. (unless is an emergency)
Players that use ai generated images for their characters fc. Fuck you.
People that make their character do fuck all or go out of their way to make the stupidest decisions possible making everything harder for everyone else. I hate you so much.
People that keep talking about their character and their back story (this simply because i want to learn about the character in game and properly react to it without having previous knowledge. I just think it makes things more engaging)
DMs Petpeeve:
Dms that like the sound of their voice a little too much and launch in these long ass monolohues or cut of players as they are speaking but get mad if they get cut off. I love a monolog but dude it's been 15 minutes wrap it up
Dms that cancel last second without warning
Dms that invite people to join without asking the rest of the party first. (especially if we are like deep in the campaign, like we don't need more players)
Dms that act like it's them a against you and just look forward to cause pain for your character (good for character development but like please slow down it's overwhelming)
Dms that keep around that one toxic player instead of kicking him out the table despite fighting with them all the time.
Dms that when they are the player, constantly protest "That's not how i do it" yeah well, this is not your campaign nor your table. Get used to it and adapt.
Dms that allow all the above players mentioned. Like i wish they told them no.
Dms that keep no safety measures or safewords and don't stop even when the players speak up about how they are uncomfortable
Dms that spend an entire hour talking about their business. And i don't mean having a conversation, like i mean they just talk about themselves without ever asking you how you are doing for a whole hour while you just want to play. Like man I'm happy to listen but at least choose a better moment. I'm not in the head space for this and clearly neither are you.
Dms that waste a lot of time looking for the perfect image to use for npc. Like just describe it.
On that note, dms that use ai images. Fuck you.
What are your pet pieve? Let me know in the tags or notes
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skzinka · 2 years
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🪁 ... ⃕ LEARN THE ALPHABET with 𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐀 !
a is for... when changbin cooks, he uses the smoke alarm as a timer
b is for... bruno mars was right, i wanna be a billionaire so bad
c is for... im so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what i'm saying
d is for... i personally don't trust men
e is for... 911, we have an emeowgency
f is for... *talking about skz* i'm really their mom because, i only left them alone for half a hour to buy ice cream and they broke the wall in five minutes
g is for... you glow differently when your confidence is fueled by belief in yourself instead of validation from others
h is for... lee know just gives off heavy college boyfriend future husband vibes
i is for... no wonder they call it ice cream, cause i scream when i don't get it..
j is for... living with jisung is like there's just some guy walking around with the nuclear codes for making me mad
k is for... hello kitty you're so pretty *sing avril lavigne's song*
l is for... before lockdown, i was lazy. during lockdown i became lazy max pro ultimate
m is for... i make jokes when i'm uncomfortable
n is for... who says nothing is impossible? i've been doing nothing for years
o is for... "do you have onlyfans?" ...no? i have onlyproblems
p is for... everybody cry when they get proposed to, but i just feel like i'm gonna laugh at my fiance's face
q is for... the boyz changmin- uh, i mean Q, is one of the best dancers in the kpop industry and you absolutely can't change my mind
r is for... i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
s is for... weird is a side effect of awesome
t is for... txt are the best, i love them more than my own group.. ahah joke... unless...
u is for... why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? to show that i'm unhappy but still cool
v is for... i can verbally punch you
w is for... who needs to learn math when the calculator exists?
x is for... i remember crying for having xiao in genshin impact, to end up not using him
y is for... life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself
z is for... do you guys play animal crossing? do you know zucker? is one of my favorite ac's character
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✧⠁taglist : @writerblock-sucks
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paladin-n-cleric · 2 years
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UM???
(I'M SORRY FOR THE CRUSTY SHITTY QUALITY BUT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING)
JUST LOOK AT THIS.
SO IF 2+2 IS 4
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AND 5+5 IS 10
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THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
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LIKE??? EXCUSE ME??? WHAT WAS THE REASON???
LIKE WHAT WAS THE REASON?!?!?!!?
UNLESS......👀
LIKE...IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT...
HMMMMMMMMMMM 🧐
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A JOKE THAT IM NOT GETTING IM SORRY AHAH
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thejellybeanboys · 1 year
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SO WHATS YOU BEEN UP TO? Um MOSTLY TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER JELLYS BOUS
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Jeremy: “Um well...all you have to know is that I had a pretty good Valentine's day hehe.”
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Cecil: “Yo también :3”
Hoagie: “Well yeah we all know you both went on a date.”
Codey: “And judging by your stupidly goofy faces it went well?”
Jeremy: “For sure!”
Luis: “Ugh I hate being reminded by the cold reality of my single status, someone else tell me what you did.”
…….
Otty: “Oh I went mini golfing at my older cousin's large mini golf in his estate with Mason and Hoagie.”
Luis: (Turns to Hoagie and Mason) “Seriously guys?”
Hoagie: “Hey you don't turn down a rich kid when he invites you to stuff.”
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Mason: “I had so much ice cream duddee ahah, i threw up in one of the courses lol.”
Luis: “Um, Also white boy...I could have sworn your name was different--”
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Otty: “Huh? What no, my name is Otty always has been?...."
Luis: “...Okay...Um moving on.”
…..
Codey: “Nothing much for me, Kinda just sat at my puter coding for my site.”
Leroy: “And I've been meaning to release more music but ugh, Mom made me do catch up homework cause I was slacking.”
Luis: “Oof.”
……
Wil-Liam: “For me... NGL dude I've been mostly waiting on you.”
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Luis: “???, Heh well I know nobody is really going to have a good time unless I'm around but like there's more going on with you no?”
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Wil-Liam: “Yeah, but like idk my time is definitely better when you're around.”
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Luis: “...”
Luis: “Um-- Well uh-- whatever Pssh cool joke bro. Don't try to butter me up when you know I'm going to mop the floor with you when we get to gaming later.” (Flustered)
Wil-Liam: (“ I wasn't joking tho...) “I don't need to do that LuLu, I know I'm going to defeat you lmao.”
Luis: “All talk.”
Wil-Liam: “But no fr, I like hanging with you-- hope you know that.”
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Luis: “Uh...uh-- I-i guess being around you is tolerable now? Not that bad...a 5/10 at least.”
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Wil-Liam: “Yoo same score as Spider-Man for the 3Ds let's go.”
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Luis: “(Huh Yeah I actually haven't found him *that* annoying recently, don't get me wrong he's still the worse but like... it's nice that he likes spending his time with me? Augh, but I don't know if he's like doing another bit or something-- he's such a clown sometimes.)”
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writing-imagines · 2 years
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I see you have your ships open! If it's ok, I'd like to request one! :3
So this one is for Stranger Things specifically, because I've finished ST4 and rewatched the entire show all over again, just in the middle - or a little over the middle - of ST3. Anyways, here is the info;
My name is Michelle. I am Latina, though I was born in Texas, really close to the beach. I am 4'10" (1.47m) with a hourglass-ish figure? I'm atheltic, as in I lift weights, and I used to do sports (not so much anymore considering I've been injured a lot). I have curly long brown hair, maybe a few inches above my belly button, with fair-ish skin? I'm not like tan caramel, but I'm not an ivory white if that makes sense. I have a lot of beauty marks/birthmarks speckled through out my body, and freckles mostly on my hips. I have an ethnic nose, which I'm deeply insecure about, but there's nothing I can do to change it without it costing money so. I also have dark brown eyes, under the sun they're a honey color. I have 2 piercings on my ear but I want a septum, and I want tattoos! I forgot to mention, I'm 18 and just graduated highschool, which isn't all that important but I figured I had to say it ahah. Oh! I also have a genetic mutation that gives me elf ears.
As for my personality, I'm very shy when you first meet me - unless I'm like okay, you have to talk to this person, just do it stop being a baby. But once you get to know me, I'm very talkative and people have said I bring the personality to conversations. While I am shy, I'm not gonna let my people get shit talked. I will defend those who I love, even if I can't stand up for myself. I love to make people laugh, and just happy. Jokingly, I would say my career was gonna be a comedian, but it's actually gonna be a Forensic Scientist. Which, btw, I'm very studious. I was always the "good student". Would get my work done first. Have good grades. One friend group thought I was really innocent, LOL. Also, my clothing style is like grunge-y, but I also have my pretty princess moments ;3!
My favorite band/singer as of rn is Ozzy Osbourne, and Metallica! :D
If you need any more info, please tell me! Thank you!
Thank you for requesting! Sorry it took a minute, but I hope you like it 💕
I ship you with: Eddie Munson
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•Your relationship started when Eddie bumped into you and made you drop your cassette tapes
•When he saw the Metallica cassette, Eddie instantly liked you
•You two started hanging out nearly every day and started catching feelings for each other
•Your first date was having dinner at the bar his band just played at
•It was unconventional, but you liked Eddie so you went along with it
•Your height difference is adorable
•When Eddie hugs your head rests against his chest
•Since you have similar styles, you steal Eddie’s clothes
•Eddie loves seeing you in his clothes and always says you look better in them than he does
•But when you have to dress up, Eddie can’t keep his eyes or hands off you
•Since you two love to make people laugh, you constantly try to outdo one another with funny jokes
•Eddie is a supportive boyfriend and wants you to follow whatever career path you want
•But he likes telling people his girlfriend is going to be solving crimes some day
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