“Stop talking to Jeff!”

i’m at the point where i need someone to strap me down and blast the audio book for twelve because just the thought of reading this makes me wanna cry for days and enter a reading slump

❛ I’m glad you’re not dead. ❜

Charlie startles as if waking from sleep, completely dazed from something. His words reach her ears muffled as if she is underwater, and it takes a few seconds before the words register.

"I'm not?"

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

A couple of animals I recently became attached to.

Look at these little cuties 🥰 I imagine these two could be Steve and Peggy’s children. Thanks again to AI for the art ✌🏼

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Just realized Sterling Archer and Agent 47 are the entire opposites of each other and STILL both manage to stay alive.

Source is Grayson #9

Rounding out Week 1 of 30 Days of Echor with a nice lil non canine people poll

[I didn't include our perpetually sleep-deprived Sebastian on here because what he needs goes well beyond anyone's definition of a nap and slips towards something resembling a coma ... although that said I think he was in one during that time jump at the end of the finale and that still wasn't enough! ]

Poll question suggested by a lovely anon - if you have a poll idea drop it into my asks <3

Messy sketches of an Archer au no one asked for

This week’s episode of leverage: redemption is infuriating on so many levels

Superman: New Krypton Special

Volume: 1

Issue: 1

New Krypton Part I of X

Writers: Geoff Johns, James Robinson, Sterling Gates

Pencils: Pete Woods, Gary Frank, Renato Guedes

Inks: Pete Woods, Jon Sibal, José Wilson Magalhaés

Colours: Hi-Fi Design

Covers: Gary Frank

DC

send me characters for leverage character bingo 🥺🥺🥺

oh my fucking god. the man himself is stuck in monument mythos

Forgot how great the finale of season 2 of leverage is. Man. its just that everything comes together. the fact that even when I was watching it the first time i never thought Tara was betraying them. its in the "thanks for making it interesting nate" and the fact that Sterling switched so quickly when he noticed that Nate was bleeding. its in the fact that nate from the beginning was planning to turn himself over in exchange for the others. its the "i can take them" that Eliot says. about armed FBI agents that surrounded them. its in the fact that Parker was ready to kill Tara for betraying them. its in Hardisons panic that is so so visible. its the way Eliot immediately cuts off Nate's "you can walk away". it's Sophie coming from who knows how far away just because she got called by Tara. its the way Nate finally says that he needs her. its also the "youre my family. my only family". but I think most importantly its the fact that it was stressed so many times over those 2 seasons that Nate is an honest man. That, in Sterlings words, he is not a thief.

"who the hell is this guy?" "i don't know." "my name's Nate Ford. And I am a thief."

just. because it is no longer an insult or something he perceives as worse. yeah he's a thief. the most honourable people he knows are thieves. and he looks up at the helicopter that is flying away with his family and just. man.

yeah. just. man. forgot how good this was. no joke when he said the "I am a thief" I mightve teared up a little bit. its just. this is somehow more telling than the "youre my family" because just. this is how he wants to be perceived. sigh. also the whole Eliot thing and the Sophie thing and just the everyone thing. sigh. Leverage .