So weird looking back at all those like pre-Epilogue @bladekindeyewear et al longposts grappling with like Gnosticism and shit and how English is the Conductor because he has a lot of Will and the story is about Will and Ultimate Riddles and shit and Rose was wrong and SBURB is neutral at worst and literally Good itself at best and characters are tools you can literally make whatever point with and you don't have to resolve any of them (and even they never defend Jane and Jake's endings)
and then you look at @thelifetimechannel and @clonerightsagenda and @geejaysmith and how they said "Alt-Calliope is the Conductor, the story is about rebelling against these cosmic forces, Rose was right, SBURB is obviously incredibly evil, the *story* is the enemy, characters should have good endings because it's Not That Subjective' and it's like I Don't Know Which One Of You Actually Understood The Themes Of Homestuck Less But By G-d What These Two Have Made Is *Better* Than What Hussie Ever Would Have.
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Like I'm sorry who gives a fuck about Kids and their journeys it *kills planets*.
Whoever did the animation for Act 7 is a master of their craft. Absolutely beautiful lighting, movement, composition, and color. I can only dream to achieve such artistic skill.
so caliborn broke his death clock right after ascending, and that’s why he can’t be killed by normal means? i’m guessing that he somehow used the little homestuck house juju to do it, and that’s how he ended up changing its nature.
muse callie definitely did something to the green sun, turned it into a black hole, maybe? cherubs definitely have something to do with black holes but i don’t exactly remember what. the green sun had a little twirl at the end of it just like the symbol callie had dreamed of her whole life and i definitely screamed a little bit at that.
i’m guessing what happens after vriska releases the house juju is that it creates like, a portal, and allows everyone to step through from the lilypad to where vriska and the ghosts are fighting lord english. and if he was in fact being powered by the green sun (via doc scratch) then i’m guessing he’s mortal now and about to get his face kicked in by every single character
also your mandatory terezi update: only character i did not see on earth somewhere near the end so she must be out looking for vriska
describing homestuck to people who haven't read it so much more fun than it should be. i described the events of act 7 in a discord voice chat today upon request, and when i was done, people were like "what the fuck are you talking about?" and "did anyone get all that?" and "wow you used some very big words"