Something that I love about sherliam is that they’re not your conventional ship that you can easily put in situations with out-of-nowhere cheap drama. 

They won’t let you, they are too smart and connected for that, and if you dare to do it, they wouldn’t be the same characters.

Like, Person B sees Person A too close to a girl and misunderstands and gets angry/runs away in tears? Not sherliam. They would know what’s up, the only upsetting thing about it would be that random girl bothering their babe.

Person A lies to Person B saying they don’t love them in order to “protect them”? Not sherliam. They would know the other is lying and any of them wouldn’t even try to do something that dumb in the first place.

Person A feels they don’t deserve Person B and leaves them for Person B to find someone better? Not sherliam. They know they mean each other’s happiness, why would they cause the other such despair?

Person A is too proud and can’t stand recieving things from Person B? Not sherliam.They’re reasonable, they take in consideration the other’s feelings, they would understand and appreciate the other’s efforts, and they’d be happy to recieve any kind of love and worry the other offers. 

Ok but can you imagine the horror for Alastor if his little baby just loves Lucifer and just the smug look on Lucifer's face when they call him uncle Luci.

Omg he would be so MAD!! Like one moment Alastor has all his baby's attention and the next Lucifer comes and just snags them away?

The worst part is he can't even be that mad because he wouldn't even have his baby if it wasn't for Lucifer's help. Plus, his wife would kill him if he tried picking a fight with Lucifer again.

So he just has to watch and sulk as Lucifer soaks up all his cute baby's attention, Lucifer flipping him off from behind.

Alastor once he hears his baby say "Uncle Lucifer"

lmao why tg and aemond's stan fight for their lives under every joke about him cause they can't accept the fact that their favorite plankton has bigger ego than skills and talks too much while knowing his end makes it riddiculous

hot glenn this hot henry that. WHERE IS THE HOT DARRYL AND HOT RON APPRECIATION

Alright motherfuckers lets get some shit straight. Whoever sent this, I assume you're seeing this right now. How fucking DARE you. How DARE you use "Kapo" as some kind of internet mud slinging, I assume directed at one of the Jewish blogs I am associated with, how DARE you direct violence against someone in my circle and then, when you made some sort of misclick spin on your heels and say it was some kind of innocent misunderstanding like you assume I'll just shrug my shoulders and wave you off so long as that sort of disgusting garbage is aimed at the "right" person. If you are the kind of person who would send this ask, to ANYONE, for ANY reason, I want to make one thing deeply CRYSTAL clear to you. You are not welcome here. My blog is not for you. I will offer shelter to 100,000 "zionists" before you are welcome to set one fucking FOOT in my area Begone. And know that every single hero I speak of joins me in being deeply, bitterly disappointed in you.

Hey Good Omens spoilers down below I’m in the rage stage of grief

Tell me how. Aziraphale I’m talking to you. Tell me how Beelzebub and Gabriel, SWORN ARCHENEMIES, figured their shit out in like four years. AZIRAPHALE. Gabriel was literally willing to fall to hell to be with Beelzebub. Literally willing to throw everything away for a DEMON he just started taking a liking to four years ago. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FRIENDS AZIRAPHALE. A. Long. Fucking. Time. AND YOU JUST ENDED IT. WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED TO LOVE A DEMON.

Enid: *not talking to wednesday*

Wednesday: *doesn't know why*

Thing: *traps enid and wednesday in their dorm*

Wednesday: *tries to open the door* "It seems we have been locked in our own dorm"

Enid: *huffs & gets out of bed to try opening the door but doesn't work*

Enid: *keeps trying but gets really frustrated and gives up*

Wednesday: *watches enid as enid returns to her bed, still annoyed* "Why are you so frustrated? I am sure the hinges are just stuck. They seem outdated"

Enid: *ignores Wednesday*

Wednesday: *becomes more puzzled as to why enid hasn't said or shown any response* "You are an incessant talker, yet decide to remain quiet on this matter. Why?"

Enid: *just rolls her eyes and huffs*

what I image was going through lewis's head in this moment after seb beat him with 11 seconds after the 2018 belgian gp

"Murder On the Dance Floor" by Sophie Ellis-Bextor or otherwise known as The Past (Killing Eve/2019) written and supervised by Emerald Fennell) is Prologue (Saltburn/2023) also written and directed by Emerald Fennell) Coincidence? Please. Everything's connected.

Look at the good papa!

There is a pic of Tim and Kylie at the KarJenner's party. Cute!!

That nutball Simone might want to stop proclaiming that he's single to her Club Chalamet followers.

It's so normal and domesticated, isn't it? Christmas eve with hers and Christmas day with his 💜

Can't wait to see CCs word vomit head explosion over this tbh. She is honestly the flip side to the Charmie coin. Both are 🦇💩and have no real clue about anything in his REAL life.

Sometimes your heart needs time to accept what your mind already knows

@stinkyme being in denial about being a nikolai kinnie when we all know the truth…