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Gossip Girl Appreciation Week | Day 6: AU
The Grossly Indulgent Pop Music AU I will never write:
Inspired by one of the only Jonerys fics I like.
Not quite a fic, but not not a fic, here’s an unhinged idea that grabbed hold and wouldn’t let me go. The music is a loose jumping off point of inspiration, in that all the characters have one or two artist equivalents. I use their music as the characters’ work in this universe. So it’s like an AU of pop musicians’ lives, but not really, since I don’t know their biographies, just their music. It’s fanfic, you know how it is.
Enclosed beneath the cut you shall find: dairfair, negatively painted jenny/damien & chair, some positive jenate, and a inkling at my newest ot3 vanessa/aaron/serena. And lots of opaque music references.
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Blair and Serena come up in a lab-grown pop girl group in their teens (sample track here), but break off for their own solo acts after a few years. They have a friend breakup after that. Diss tracks are written. (Inspo: Honey & Bad Blood) the final (supposedly) proverbial nail in the coffin of their friendship is when Blair marries record label exec Chuck Bass.
(Needless to say, Chuck is a piece of shit. Living off family money and power, using his title to back young women artists into a corner. Blair thinks she conquered the beast by putting a ring on it but, well, you know.)
(While Jenny Humphrey is coming up she’s one of the artists Chuck harasses. She refuses to sign with his label and tells him to fuck off.)
The rumors as to why their girl group break up run wild, and they mutate with each tabloid run, growing more and more ridiculous, but, like many rumors, they did spring from a small seed of truth.
Blair was ambitious, and always used the act as an opportunity to set herself up for a solo career. Serena was her best friend, but whereas Blair had to work hard at everything that came with this job, it was like Serena didn’t have to try at all. She was the darling of the interviews, of the fans. The favorite on the covers of magazines and music videos. Serena was getting solo offers since their debut, but turned them down, until she didn’t.
Their group toured with a team of dancers, also all carefully selected by the label. Nate Archibald was one of the fan favorites, and the label quickly paired him and Blair together for publicity. Blair was always just a little more invested than Nate was. He wasn’t even sure if this career, this lifestyle was what he wanted, but Blair was more than sure, was constantly working to get ahead. But the label kept them together, until they figured they could pair Nate with Serena instead. (And Nate didn’t fight it, because he’d always carried a torch for Serena anyway).
It wasn’t the first fight between the friends, nor the last, but it was the big frisson that they couldn’t come back from. The group held on for another album, but it was clear that they couldn’t go on. Blair and Serena signed solo contracts, and Blair got close with Chuck Bass, and that was the final straw for Serena.
Nate tried to stay friends with both of them through it, but he was also coming to the conclusion that he didn’t want to keep up this lifestyle. He quit performing to go to school, and he found his niche teaching dance to kids—not at a university level, not with the intention to make future professionals, but just to young people looking for something to love. It suits him, and he becomes a reality check for his two high profile best friends. Or he tries to be, but their lives keep pulling them away from New York, so he sees them less and less.
(The other two members of the group move on to other adjacent things. Kati founds her own fashion label—available in Targets everywhere!—and Iz becomes a judge on one of those America’s Got It Factor Talent Shows).
Post girlgroup, Serena runs a Kesha-like life, pop hits made for club dancing. Her character is much more glittering and reckless than Serena might prefer to be, but she’s in the game so long that it sort of – becomes her from time to time.
Serena works tirelessly, keeps trying to break out of her brand of the out of control party girl, but her label, the one she was brought up on, founded by her maternal grandfather, wants her to keep making what sells. Her brother Eric tries to fight her corner, but he’s only a junior employee. After a handful of solo albums and years of endless touring, she burns out. Eric gives her a place to be and rest, and she tries to figure out what the hell she’s going to do. She wants to make more music, but of what?
Blair is taylor-esque, clinging to her brand of The Good Girl from her teen career into adulthood. The reputation and her general effervescence add sparkle to the Bass brand, clean it up a little. It’s a symbiotic business relationship, until it isn’t.
Chuck progressively tries to exercise more control over the music she puts out, to the point that Blair just…doesn’t. Her last album under the Bass label is the one she released with tracks that allude to their relationship, her victory lap for landing the billionaire bachelor whale, as it were (Style, Wildest Dreams, Wonderland, I Know Places). She’s more clever than some give her credit. For example, the tongue-in-cheek “Blank Space” belies an artistic self-awareness. Which is why, even though they aren’t in the same genres, Jenny Humphrey respects her.
Speaking of Jenny: the Humphreys!
Rufus Humphrey, frontrunner of the early 90s outfit Lincoln Hawk, enjoyed a good run when his kids were little, then a less lucrative run as a solo artist, before he finally settled into producing. He runs a small, proud independent label with his old bandmate, and they pride themselves on supporting talent that the bigger corporate labels pass over. Both his kids, Dan and Jenny, make music with him.
They grew up playing piano, then graduated to guitar, then spiraled on from there. Dan joins his first band when he’s sixteen, playing keys for his best friend’s big sister’s band. Ruby Abrams and her bandmates affectionately call him an honorary lesbian, and after gigging with them for about a year, Dan comes out as bi. (his three sisters: Jenny, Vanessa, and Ruby, are already out)
His best friend Vanessa is also a musician. She tries to go the classical route, wanting to usurp her parents’ and her sister’s expectations, but ultimately finds her happy in the indie folk niche that Rufus curates. (Think Lucy Daucus & Maya Hawke) Vanessa’s favorite instrument is bass, but she can find her way around a keyboard or guitar.
Jenny is the real prodigy, though. She has her guitars and piano and even a mandolin, but she’s restless at sticking to just one sound, so she experiments with them all. Fulfilling, absolutely, but it’s a long time before she puts out a full length record.
Dan and Jenny’s parents break up while the kids are in college. With Rufus touring as much as he was when they were young, Alison did the heavy lifting raising them, and now that they’re grown she kind of – has a Mom Drop. She moves back home to the Bay Area, and Dan ends up following her to California, needing to get out of New York and get some distance from his dad.
Jenny stays in New York, taking classes, making music. She starts dating a much older artist—he’s not on her dad’s label (which is part of the appeal) —but he has a complimentary sound. After the mess that was her model gf Agnes, Jenny is hoping for something steadier, but that’s not what it becomes. Being with Damien Dalgaard, darling of the Guy with Guitar genre, ends up being more of a mindfuck. (John Mayer. Damien’s basically John Mayer.)
Rufus tries to put his foot down (even though Jenny’s an adult) and Vanessa tries to help, but it’s one of those things where the toxic relationship just has to run its course, even if it puts Jenny into major spotlight for the first time. It’s rough on her, but she makes it through and out of the relationship. And, at least she comes out of it with enough material to graduate from EPs and make for her first full length album: Badlands.
Jenny starts out this au Halsey-like, but evolves her sound back to her rock folk indie origins, a sound like Julien Baker.
Meanwhile, Dan tries his luck as a musician on the West Coast, immersing himself in the scene there. He joins the roster of another band, and has enough skill to make income as a session musician to cover the difference, which leads him to another band. He still tries writing, but he’s so busy making other people’s music come alive that he doesn’t get far.
At one concert or another he bumps into Serena van der Woodsen. She’s fun, and smart, and stupid hot, and more miraculously, she is into him. They date for a while, but her life in the spotlight as a partying popstar gets more and more chaotic, and Dan can’t keep up, and he’s not really sure he wants to. The break up amicably, but it still stings enough to generate some songs, ones he doesn’t have time to record.
He keeps dating around. Serena sets him up with one of her friends, an actor, Carter Baizen, but he works so much too that it doesn’t go anywhere at the time. And then, there’s Georgina,
At the beginning, Georgina the heiress from Bel-Air just seems like another in a line of innocuous bad decisions Dan’s made since moving to LA. She’s crazy, but she’s hot, and fun, and it’s a good time until it fizzles out.
Then, months later, when Dan’s offered a spot in a backup band for someone, Georgina shows up at his door, pregnant.
The Milo plot unfolds, Dan steps away from his music, works only on what will pay bills and keep life stable for the baby. Georgina flakes, and flakes, until she doesn’t, until she decides to tell Dan the truth about Milo’s paternity and take him with her, all the way back to her parent’s mansion in Connecticut.
After everything, his parents, Serena, Georgina, everything going on with Jenny, Dan just kind of…breaks. He deflates, struggles, holes up in his crummy apartment on the eastside of Los Angeles until Vanessa bullies him into coming back to New York.
Being around each other again helps the Humphrey siblings reset. Jenny is already promoting Badlands, and Dan becomes her roadie, proudly cheering her on from the sidelines, even while the contents of her lyrics are absolutely gutting.
He keeps trying and failing to write, until both V and Jen tell him that he’s trying too hard to “make it into something.” Jenny just tells him to write and see what comes out, and however it sounds, it sounds.
So he does. It’s not quite the folk his mother raised them on, or the 90s rock of their dad, or the punk that Dan’s been a support player in all these years. It’s softer than that, but more jagged too. But he plays a demo for Jenny and Vanessa and keeps on going.
Jenny is a big believer in using songwriting as some sort of “exorcist.” Spit out all the bad shit, pour it into a song, put it into a vessel that doesn’t hurt you anymore. Dan’s style is a little bit different from his sister’s. She’s braver than he is – is okay to take her emotion and throw it out into her singing, but Dan thinks he might not be that tough.
For example, the stuff about Milo, Dan can’t even say it directly. He writes about it sure, but it comes out a mess, until he’s not sure if he’s talking about himself, or Milo, or even Georgina. He can’t even bring himself to mention either of them by name, just names a song after an approximation. Georgia. He also writes his first of many storytelling songs: You Missed My Heart.
He gets enough positivity from the demo for a record deal, and the leading single, Motion Sickness, does better than Dan thought it would. He says it has to be because there’s more residual interest in one of Serena van der Woodsen’s exes than he thought. Jenny and Vanessa share a look, because he really is that good though.
And after years of work behind the curtain, Dan Humphrey is getting vested interest in his own songs, and what’s more, he’s written something worth singing. Stranger in the Alps launches an entirely new phase of his career, and, as it turns out, his personal life.
Blair doesn’t travel in the circles of the mid-level artist, but at a festival, purely by chance, she ends up in Dan Humphrey’s car.
It’s not Dan’s first festival gig, but this is definitely the biggest, and the best spot he’s ever gotten in a lineup. The true sign that he’s on the up and up, though, is that he’s provided transportation.
After sound check before his gig, he’s herded back to his car, to go back to his hotel before he goes on later tonight.
But then this girl gets in with him.
Blair had had it with her handler (her husband’s goon), and paparazzi were starting to catch the scent—as far as the public knew, she still had the perfect fairytale dream marriage—so she co-opted this nobody indie guy’s ride as her getaway car.
Dan’s bewildered, and irritated, but also kind of charmed. It’s a nice break in the routine, accidentally kidnapping a princess of pop.
He invites her to see his set, which she scoffs at, but she googles him as soon as she’s back in her hotel room. And then, she pulls strings so she can watch his set from backstage. (He covers “I’m on Fire,” and she absolutely does not think that it’s hot).
They have a drink in the green room after, and don’t stop talking until a festival staff person kicks them out because the venue’s shutting down for the night.
AND SO IT BEGINS.
She arranges for him to see her headlining set, and then after, she asks him what he thought, and he tells her. Like, actually tells her. She’s a good artist, with talent, but she keeps dumbing it down, and why?
He essentially says she’s better than this, and she tells him to fuck off, and tells him that just because not every single one of my songs is about angsting alone on the bedroom floor doesn’t make me shallow, Humphrey. (and that’s his Moment.)
She’d been after compliments, some vague idea that he’d be blown away by how good she is, and she’d get a positive review for once. Which is so stupid, why should she even care what a nobody like Dan Humphrey thinks?
But he is not a nobody, not anymore.
She looks him up after the festival. His star is definitely rising. A child of nepotism, his father was in a popular band in the late 80s and early 90s, and so Dan and his little sister grew up close to the business. Humphrey’s been in a couple bands since he was sixteen (started young like her), but after those broke up, and a couple lost years that google can’t account for, he released a solo album and just like that, people are paying attention, beyond just the indie bubble.
Blair recognizes his sister, Jenny Humphrey, and even has one of her albums saved in her library. Not something Blair would make, but it’s decent.
She digs a little more, trying to figure out those lost years, but comes up empty. She does find, however, that Humphrey famously dated Serena a few years back, Google is rife with paparazzi photos of them in LA. And he accused her of making shallow music? Serena’s solo work is nothing but her belting about parties and drugs and sex to heavy beats. Club music. Music to have parties, drugs, and sex, too.
Finding out his history with Serena is enough for Blair to write off Dan Humphrey as a hack, an aberration. A way to pass the time at a festival gig and distract herself from her own life.
But, Blair finds Dan Humphrey is becoming increasingly unavoidable. He’s doing one talk show appearance while she’s at another studio a few floors up. He’s moved back to New York, he tells her, just until he goes on tour again. He invites her to a show, at some dive in Brooklyn she’s never heard of. For that, she nearly doesn’t even go.
But then, she does.
For security reasons, she sneaks in the back, aided by her assistant Epperly, and watches from the closet that counts as a backstage. It’s an acoustic set, and Dan plays arrangements of his solo album (that she absolutely did NOT listen to), plus some covers. In fact, he covers one of her songs. “Blank Space,” mashed up with “Stand by Me.” He introduces it by saying, “I really love the melodies in this song, I think it’s just really good melody writing.” And it feels like…an apology.
They keep meeting up, but now, it’s on purpose, not accidental. They’re both in New York for the time being anyways, Dan is getting some rest before the European leg of his album tour, and Blair is supposed to be working on a new album before her own, but she’s got…nothing. Less than nothing. And Chuck knows that, which means it’s harder and harder to have him around.
Besides, there’s no rule that she can’t have friends. Honestly, with how her career is, she doesn’t really have any. There’s Epperly, and Dorota, maybe Nate. She’s married, but she’s not sure she would call Chuck her friend.
She and Dan though, they have a real connection. And they can be just friends.
Since she has absolutely no new songs to record, she leaves for Europe a couple weeks early, she tells Chuck it’s to visit her parents in Paris and get inspired, but then, at the last minute, she changes her itinerary, and goes to Dublin instead, where Dan’s first gig is.
Blair’s been letting herself and this friendship live in plausible deniability, but as she’s learned more about Dan, about the kind of person and artist that he is, she knows that isn’t really his thing, and when she appears at his show in Dublin, he refuses to let it go, and Blair, worn thin by…literally everything else, can’t keep up the denial anymore, and tells him to bring her back to his hotel.
It’s a mistake, it’s such a mistake. Blair’s life is already precarious enough as it is. Chuck’s label owns her contracts, her catalog, and basically her. She’s been over and over it, and can’t see a way out. She wanted to be on top, and that was the price.
But, Dan.
Being with him feels like waking up after spending her entire adult life asleep. She’s excited about music again, about making something. She writes, then hides it all away, because she can’t record songs about being in love with someone else on her husband’s dime.
She has her tour, and Dan has his, but they meet on every overlapping date. Sometimes she’s so tired after a concert all she has energy to do is sleep in his arms, but even that stolen time feels sacred.
When their tour legs end, Dan tentatively asks if it’s the end, but she really doesn’t want it to be.
He’s back in New York City at first, so that’s easier, and harder, because Chuck is there too. Thankfully, Blair’s sales were high enough that she’s in his good graces, and when she slips away it’s easy enough to say she’s working on something new. She practically sees cartoon dollar signs flash in Chuck’s eyes when she does. How she ever thought that this could be her happily ever after, she’ll never know.
She and Dan talk about that, about living in stories and wanting fairytales but being smacked down by real life. She tells him that she doesn’t feel like she belongs to herself anymore, how she doesn’t want to write anymore if it means that Chuck will profit off it, but if she walks away, all those things she believed, promised, sung, was all of it for nothing?
She wrote love songs about Chuck, for Chuck. Her life’s work is tangled up in him, and she’s not sure she wants to pull away from all of that, much less if she even could.
Dan tells her about Milo, about loss, about the shadow his father cast and how hiding in it was safe so he didn’t try to break out of it, but now he’s out. He talks about loving his parents but resenting them for not staying in love, and resents himself for falling out of love in the past.
“What did you do about it?” she asks him.
He waggles his eyebrows at her, and reaches behind him to grab his guitar.
It’s unfair, she knows it’s unfair. Blair comes to rely on Dan too much, to center her, to hold her, to love her even when it’s not his place. But she keeps going to him, and he’s always there, arms open.
He’s writing about her. She knows before he even tells her. She can sense it sometimes, when he’s looking at her, and she just knows he has lyrics running in his head.
But it’s unfair. He’s bicoastal, going to and from LA for gigs and appearances. When he’s gone, Blair does her own, always beginning and ending with paparazzi shots of her on Chuck’s arm, smiling like she’s still in love with him. Her heart belongs to someone else now, but she’s afraid she’s in too deep to break away.
In the meantime, Dan, Jenny, and Vanessa come back to their roots: each other, and decide to do a project together, write an EP (boygenius. It’s boygenius). They have a fair mix of songs, and all of Dan’s lyrics are fed by his relationship to BLair, that he’s told no one about, but it bleeds out of everything he writes. They’re approaching an impasse, he can feel it, but selfishly, he wants to avoid it as long as possible, to keep her as long as possible.
In addition to his EP with Jenny and Vanessa, Dan has a deal for a next record, and a handful of songs to put on it already. When he’s in LA, he’s working on his own music, and when he’s in New York, he’s either working with Jen and Vanessa, or he’s with Blair.
But it can’t last. Blair is feeling the pressure from Bass Records, and if she were to get caught in an affair, or separate from Chuck, Chuck would hold her catalog hostage. Her entire life’s work wouldn’t be hers anymore. And maybe Dan’s right when he says that she can’t stay with her husband, but she’s right when she says she can’t leave him either.
She can’t even record new music for the label either, because everything new she’s written is covered in Dan. She even wrote a song about that. She is covered in him.
But Dan has his own wounds, and they make him push, and push, and self sabotage, and after one gruesome, draining fight, Blair calls it off.
In the meantime, Jenny and Vanessa are doing work of their own, on their music and on themselves.
Vanessa plays her solos up and down the east coast, through the Midwest, and back in New York. Through Rufus, she meets Aaron Rose, a jack-of-all-trades of sorts. Like Rufus, he was a musician first, but mostly works now as a producer. They hit it off, and after working on a thing or two, they start dating, but only casually. After several years and multiple musical acts, Aaron’s star as a producer is rising, and he’s working with bigger and bigger names.
Jenny is still healing from all her garbage (Agnes, Damien, etc.), and the music helps, and the project with Dan and Vanessa does too—it’s an excuse to reconnect with each other, and she becomes close to two of her favorite people again. It helps. As does the therapy, and all the other things she does.
One such thing, recommended by her therapist and her parents, is to do creative things that are outside of her purview as a musician. She’s always sort of been into fashion, so she gets into sewing, into designing her own looks. And when that’s not active enough, she puts in time at the dance studio in Brooklyn where her mom used to teach, where she took classes once upon a time.
She isn’t interested in lessons, or classes with other people, but the owners still know her, and love Alison, so they’ll give her solo studio time when she asks for it, and one afternoon, one of their new staff walks into the wrong studio.
Jenny kind of bites his head off, but he kind of likes that. He says his name is Nate, he’s the new hire to take over the beginner classes. And — he’s hot, obviously, but Jenny is on permanent hiatus in that department. Not that that stops her from looking.
But after that first meeting, Nate is just always around, and Jenny doesn’t really want to deal with all the shit that having him around kicks up within her, but she likes hanging out with him, so she tells him – firmly – that she only wants to be friends, and he respects that. What a thing, to have a guy respect her boundaries.
She keeps putting it all in her music, Turn Out the Lights doesn’t make the same splash as Badlands, apparently people care less the more distance she puts between herself and Damien, but Jen decides she’s okay with that.
Reeling from another heartbreak that Dan can’t really talk about, he puts it into his music, in the EP with Jen and V and in his new album. His sophomore solo album, Punisher, comes out to a great reception. Well, great within the small circle of people who actually know who he is.
The gigs that began with his debut keep rolling in, late night shows, radio appearances, festivals, and now mixed in with those are engagements for his act with Jen and Vanessa. To his surprise, people are interested in that music because of him. He doesn’t know how to feel about that. If you ask him, Jenny and Vanessa are way better at what they do than he is.
Dan’s public profile grows bigger and bigger, but Blair can’t be happy for him, because it makes him increasingly unavoidable. She refuses to listen to the new music he releases, she’s afraid it’s too cruel towards her, or worse, it’s too kind.
But, just like their accidental first meeting, she stumbles across a single he put out after the new album. Typical Humphrey. A goddamn overachiever, kept on writing even after the album was done. She didn’t mean to see it, but she was scrolling through All Songs Considered, and there he was, talking about Audrey Hepburn, of all things.
There’s this line in the movie Sabrina, where she says “I have learned to be in the world and of the world, and not just stand aside and watch.” And that’s really what this song’s about, about falling in love with a person because they’ve taught you how to live, how to appreciate everything the world has to offer. And there’s – there’s a tremendous amount of joy in that, but there’s also fear, because gaining that now means that it’s possible to lose it too. So – I guess this is sort of trying to reconcile those ideas within a song.
Blair listens to “Sidelines,” and it makes her so angry that she scribbles off a song idea of her own, because he still doesn’t get it. He meant her while she was in the middle of running away, so why won’t he just let her run?
She worries fleetingly about getting caught, because Audrey is her thing, and Dan knows that, but Audrey is a ubiquitous enough icon that no one but she would ever make the connection. He’s good at that, Dan is, of coding a message to her that only she could understand. It’s the same skill that makes him such a good writer.
Blair writes songs because she can’t help it, but she won’t record them. A new album would mean adding to Chuck’s empire, and the thought of Chuck owning these songs too, the only things of Dan she’s allowed herself to keep…she can’t stomach the thought of it.
She’s stayed with him to protect her work, but now her work is dead on arrival because of him, and that’s really what drives her decision to divorce Chuck.
She has to do it carefully, of course. She sets up a place of her own to go to in New York, moves in all the things that mean the most to her. Puts her notebooks in a safety deposit box—just to be sure. And, finally, she reaches out to her mother, to get a recommendation for a divorce attorney familiar with entertainment law.
On a first impression, Cyrus Rose doesn’t look like much beyond a short, ebullient, overly cheery middle-aged man, but Blair quickly learns that when he’s practicing law, he turns into a bulldog. He fights for her and for her work so fiercely that for a little while, Blair lets herself believe that it will all come out her way.
But there’s all the media coverage, and it paints her out as a bitter, gold-digging, ungrateful woman, villainizing a man who doesn’t deserve it. It pisses her off to no end, but Cyrus tells her to hold her silence, and she trusts him, so she does.
In the end, Cyrus is able to get her out of her marriage and most of her contract with Bass Records. She’s not destitute, she still has her family money, and a comfortable settlement, but Cyrus is ultimately unable to save her music. Bass will still own her masters, and the residuals from those masters. It’s that that breaks her heart the most—more than how quickly Chuck turned the media cycle against her, more than how many people followed his lead, more than the evidence Cyrus discovered of his multiple affairs, of his mismanagement of the company—but that her work cannot belong to her, that hurts the most.
But, bulldog that he is, Cyrus digs out a loophole. Since going solo, Blair has been the prime writer of all her songs, which gives her the legal right to rerecord her masters. So while she can’t stop Chuck from doing whatever he wants with her old work, anything she makes now can be entirely within her control.
She just has to find someone willing to work with her. And who she trusts enough to work with.
Worn out, Blair retreats from the public eye, it’s lonely, but thankfully, not too lonely.
The divorce process set Blair to looking back at lots of her life, at things and people she wishes she had handled differently. After she privately filed her petition, she reached out to Serena, and, miraculously, Serena answered.
Before anything else is fixed, Blair and Serena’s friendship is fixed. They reconnect, because everything they’ve been through, together and apart, has made them want to focus on what matters, and what matters is each other.
They talk all the shit through, Blair’s marriage, Serena’s struggles, their respective creative blocks. They start appearing in public together, and the tabloids gobble that shit UP.
Serena is working on a comeback record of her own, her first since burning out with her grandfather’s label. It’s zany, and bright, but doesn’t shy away from the heartache she’s been through. It’s so incredibly her, that Blair can’t help but love it. She loves it, no matter that the liner notes give credit to a Dan Humphrey on a few tracks
Free from Bass Records, Blair wants to work on a new album, but she’s unsure of where to begin. Serena offers to introduce her to this producer she’s been dating (out of the public eye for a change), Aaron Rose.
Blair doesn’t quite know what to make of Aaron, of his music, of his open relationship with her newly restored best friend, but she looks up his previous acts and thinks…maybe working with him could be the change her sound needs.
Dan is moving in—if not the same—adjacent circles to her. Enough so that she can’t get him out of her head, can’t get over wanting him. She spills the whole thing to Serena, who she knew was also Dan’s ex, but didn’t know that they were still friends. Serena tells her to stay optimistic, Blair says Serena just thinks that because she’s okay sharing a boyfriend.
Her engagements have been sparse, she’s not wanted many, and not many have wanted her, but Austin City Limits is still on her calendar. In the promotional materials, they highlight her on one stage, and Dan’s band with Jenny and Vanessa on another.
She doesn’t intend to seek him out, but fate conspires against her, and they end up thrown into the same green room. Again.
Dan doesn’t want to want her anymore. His career has forward movement and even if the music he makes is about her, the people who like it don’t know that, nor do they care. They care that it’s good. His career is good, he’s been dating Netflix Original darling Carter Baizen for months now, happily and uncomplicatedly. (Serena put them in touch, then one dm led to another, and it’s nice). Not that Carter doesn’t have his own damage—no one in LA is without damage, but they can forget about their damage with each other. It’s not love, but it’s not not love.
Dan doesn’t want to want her anymore, But, oh, he does.
They nearly miss their calls—his set, her soundcheck—while talking (well, talking, fighting, kissing, then talking some more). But they fulfill their contracts, and just like it started three years ago, they end up backstage after their shows, drinking, and talking, and talking until a harrowed stage manager is begging them to leave.
Dan sets a limit, makes himself go back to Jen and Vanessa, instead of going home with her, but he says he’s going straight to New York after this, and asks if she’ll be around.
Blair says yes.
After the divorce, Blair sold off the real estate she’d kept from her marriage. It was all too haunted, too high up, too far from reality. While looking for a new place, Epperly showed her a listing for a remodeled carriage house in the West Village; Blair would have bought it sight unseen if anyone but Epperly had been there.
Back in New York, Dan invites her to a secret acoustic show he’s playing near NYU. She goes, of course, and this time, when she asks him to come home with her, he says yes.
It takes time. For them to trust each other, and reconnect. But they do, and Blair feels like her life is finally making sense.
She and Dan take one day, one step at a time, in secret, for both their sakes, and meanwhile, she, Epperly, Cyrus, and Aaron negotiate a new contract with Rose Records.
Her best-friendship, record deal, and love life all fall into place, and then Blair is writing like never before.
Aaron is….unconventional, and doesn’t let her push him around, which she finds infuriating, not for least of which is the direction he wants to take this album. She fights it at first, but if she really does want to make a departure from the pop princess songs she was generating, maybe following down his path is not the worst idea. And if she hates it, then she can just walk.
It’s still pop, but it’s bigger, less bubbly and more….glittering. It’s….darker isn’t exactly the right word, but like she’s not trying to be the Good Girl anymore. It’s just crafting a record that’s hers, one song at a time.
She offers Dan the option to co-write, more than once, but he turns her down. Not because he doesn’t care, but because this is the first time the music she’s making entirely belongs to her, and he doesn’t want to get in the way of that.
“Church and state,” he says one late night in her cozy house on Cornelia Street.
“And which one’s this?”
“Church,” he answers immediately before kissing her. “Obviously.”
Speaking of church and state, and despite their expectations, they’re able to keep them out of the public eye. Blair’s friends know, and Dan’s family knows, but no one else does. By some miracle, they keep out of the tabloids. Blair keeps working on her album, Dan keeps working with his sister and best friend. They go out into the world and make music and go home to each other at the end of the night.
Blair and Aaron Rose make a surprisingly good time. They finish the album fast, and nine months after Blair’s divorce from Chuck and Bass Records, reputation drops.
She has a whole slew of promotions to do for the release, but that midnight, she and Dan open a bottle of wine and listen to the whole thing start to finish. (“Church and State, honey, I’ll listen when it’s done,” he’d said). He’s a fan.
She and Aaron were both intent on it not being a “divorce record,” but it is about her, exploring who she is as a person and an artist after her carefully constructed life fell apart, and about the love and truth she found in the wreckage. It's not a divorce record; she never point blank references Chuck, or their marriage, but the argument could be made that there’s a rebuke against him in every track. Even in the love songs she wrote about Dan, her writing of him is an antithesis of who Chuck was as a partner. The most pointed tracks are even able to claim plausible deniability. There are some people on the internet, though, who criticize the single “Look What You Made Me Do,” as a phrase habitually used by abusers, to which Blair says (in private, of course): “Yeah, that was the whole fucking point.”
The album doesn’t out perform her Bass releases immediately, but no one denies that the Queen B is back, she charms on late night shows, radio spots, and a months-long tour kicks off with high sales. There’s another legal fight about her having to pay for the right to perform her own songs on the tour, and as infuriating as that is, Blair is restored at having herself as an artist back.
Of course, to the public, the addressee in many of the songs is a mystery. Who is “Gorgeous” about? Or “Dress”? Or “Call It What You Want”? Many a pop culture think-piece is written on the topic, but no one guesses right. The most popular theory though, since they appear in public so often nowadays, is that Blair is dating Serena. It turns out to be a pretty good cover for keeping their real relationships private, so they play it up.
(sidebar: in the effort to hold of the Divorce Record allegations, Aaron had her tweak the bridge in Gorgeous, the original lines she demo’ed for him were: you make me so happy it turns back to sad / there’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have / guess I’ll just stumble on back to my man / unless you want to take me home)
(It’s actually a testament to the loyalty and restraint of the people around them, because Blair and Dan are shit at being subtle while they’re together. )
Speaking of the people around them, it’s a bit hilarious how their lives all intertwine and overlap. There’s Dan’s sister, who’s hated Blair’s ex-husband for years, and who’s now decidedly not dating Blair’s ex-boyfriend. (“Just friends,” she and Nate insist to anyone who even comes close to asking, but Blair thinks they doth protest too much). And there’s Blair's best friend who was her former nemesis and Dan’s ex but is now dating Blair’s colleague and producer. Speaking of her colleague and producer, Aaron—who just so happens to be her lawyer’s son—he’s also in a poly-relationship with Dan’s best friend and bandmate, Vanessa Abrams. Vanessa who, on more than one occasion, Blair has caught giving Serena the eye, and vice versa.
They are all kind of a mess, but Blair finds she loves it that way. Her supposedly pristine life had been fake anyway. She much prefers this.
She and Dan keep their relationship a secret through her stadium tour and into awards season, when they decide to finally come out of the shadows.
“I’ve never really come out before,” Dan jokes, “everybody just already kinda knew.”
They pick the American Music Awards as the event. Blair gives him one last out in the limo ride over, but he doesn’t want to take it. He’s not ignorant of the public attention and pressure she lives with, but he loves her more than he’s afraid of that.
He gets out of the car first on his side, then comes around to open her door and help her out onto the red carpet. She kisses him as soon as she’s on her feet, limo door still open, cameras flashing in front of them.
The internet loses its collective mind. Intrigue suddenly sprouts up around this unassuming sad boi indie artist. Streams of Punisher and Strangers in the Alps hit all time highs. Dan’s been represented by his dad this whole time, but now Rufus jokes, “I think I can’t afford you.”
To ask him if his life has changed is stupid, of course it has, but his focus doesn’t. Dan’s attention is always only on the music. On the music, and on Blair.
Every year, Vanessa orchestrates a benefit show at one of their old favorite clubs in Brooklyn. It’s usually just Vanessa, Jenny, and Dan, but once she’s earned the trust of Dan’s sisters, Blair appears too. People go feral for a bootleg when they hear through the grapevine that she covered “A Case of You,” with Dan on the dulcimer.
For two people who love playing music, and love playing music together, they don’t do it in public very often. It becomes something that they save for just each other, and only occasionally will they perform together in public. Dan plays on Blair’s NPR TIny Desk once, and once for WFUV, they do a cover of “Dust to Dust.” it’s OBSCENE. sex in the studio amirite
The dark corners of the internet (fangirls) start looking a little too closely at their lyrics, and it’s only a matter of time before a fan tweet theorizes that Blair Waldorf had an affair with sad boi indie guy while she was married.
Chuck jumps on the rumor, plays it up in an attempt to smack Blair down after the success of her latest record. He calls her a cheater, a gold-digger, all the accusations he floated during the divorce and more.
In response, Blair releases a single. She wrote it while she and Dan were first together all those years ago, and kept it for her. At the time, she never planned on letting it see the light of day, she wasn’t even sure she would share it with Dan. But where she is now, she feels happy and safe in sharing this piece of her soul.
When she drops “ivy,” it's a confirmation of the rumors, but unapologetic. Comedians applaud her gall on late night shows. She was accused of having an affair, and she said, yeah I fucked him, and I wrote this ballad about it.
It isn’t pristine, or the most graceful thing to admit, but Blair is happy, and she won’t pretend to be sorry for being happy. She releases another album (Loneliest Time), then another (Lover), as does Dan (the more rockabilly Sleepwalkers). And three years after her divorce, they marry in a private ceremony with only their nearest and dearest in attendance. They keep the marriage quiet for six months after the fact. And, in the meantime, Blair sits down with Aaron to strategize re-recording her masters.
She starts with a single from her last record under the Bass umbrella. She’d written “This Love” about her and Chuck’s on-again, off-again relationship before he finally gave in and married her. On touring, she’d grown increasingly tired of it, she’d hated it for a while there. But her life and heart have come full circle, and now she can sing it with a new perspective.
When “This Love (B’s Version)” drops, she posts a set of photos on instagram:
The cover of the new single, which is a close up of her face, eyes closed, lips red, another set of lips kissing her cheek
The original photo used for the cover, zoomed out to see Dan kissing Blair’s cheek.
Another photo of Blair and Dan in their home at the West Village, forehead to forehead, facing each other.
A candid shot of Blair in the studio, wiping her eyes after tearing up while recording vocals.
Another candid of Blair and Aaron hugging once they wrapped.
Blair writes the caption of the post herself, which reads:
It’s funny how the meanings of songs can change as you change. When I first recorded “This Love,” I hadn’t even met the love of my life yet. I thought my big, magical, cyclical love story was done. Then, when I learned it wasn’t that magical at all, I couldn’t bring myself to sing the song anymore, its meaning had become tainted, hurtful. But then, after enough time, and with the right person, something amazing happened. I found a new meaning in it, deeper, happier, and it was like my life had finally caught up to what I had written all those years ago. These hands had to let it go free, but “This Love” has finally come back to me, and now I share it with you. xoxo, B
And CURTAIN
PS: this is how they announce Blair’s pregnancy when it happens
#ggaw23#gg au#blair waldorf#dan humphrey#dair#serena van der woodsen#vanessa abrams#this is soooooooooo long lol what have I done#'i'm not gonna write a fic' she said 'but I'll write 8k about an idea'#jenate#serenessa#anti chuck bass#anti chair#thought about making a playlist but like. too much work.#dairfair#okay but like#aaron/serena/vanessa#think about it....#I'm a music stan but only in that I want to project all over it#idc how and why these songs exist only what I can project on to them :)#one thought i had though even thought musically dan = phoebe and jen = julien#i see musician!jenny having phoebe's style#platinum hair. the black and the sparkles and the skeletons and the hot pantsuits#but dan would dress like julien. butch lesbian.
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Chapters: 8/?
Fandom: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald/Jenny Humphrey, Vanessa Abrams/Olivia Burke, Carter Baizen/Serena van der Woodsen, Rufus Humphrey/Lily van der Woodsen, Jack Bass/Georgina Sparks
Characters: Dan Humphrey, Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald, Jenny Humphrey, Vanessa Abrams, Olivia Burke, Carter Baizen, Serena van der Woodsen, Rufus Humphrey, Lily van der Woodsen, Jack Bass, Georgina Sparks, Milo Humphrey, Henry Bass, Eric van der Woodsen, Scott Rosson, Charlie “Lola” Rhodes
Additional Tags: Post-Canon Fix It Dan Humphrey is Not Gossip Girl gossip girl remains unknown All the endgames sans Georgina/Jack change i may add cheva here or just kill off chuck
#gg#gossip girl#otp: you’re a special girl jenny#anti chuck bass#lola rhodes#serena van der woodsen#vanessa abrams#dorota kishlovsky#aaron rose#otp: we make quite the team#jenate#rufly#anti lily x william#anti chair#lily van der woodsen#eric van der woodsen#my fanfiction
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my ideal (2007) "gossip girl" rewrite
Lily and Bart had a one-night stand
Lily had Charles "Chuck" while dating William; Cyrus had Aaron
Lily married William; Rufus married Alison
Lily had Serena; Rufus had Dan; Eleanor had Blair (a year later)
Lily had Eric; Rufus had Jenny (3 years later)
Lily/William divorce; Rufus/Alison divorce (within 5 years)
Lily married Rufus; Eleanor married Cyrus (5 years later)
SIBLING TREE (for clarification)
Serena (i.e.):
older half-brother Chuck (as of birth)
younger brother Eric (as of 3y)
stepbrother Dan (as of 8y)
younger stepsister Jenny (as of 8y)
older brother-in-law Aaron (as of 20s marriage)
ENDGAME COUPLE GOALS
Chuck will always love Blair but is with Nate
Serena loves Dan (as her brother) but is with Blair
Jenny's bff is stepbrother Eric but is with Vanessa
+ Dan is maybe with Nelly; unknown for Aaron or Eric
** please note: i am EXTREMELY NEW to this fandom **
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How do you think the show would be different if Vanessa was the 5th member of the core five instead of Chuck?
Ok, first off this is a great question. Second, I don't really know how to answer it sjdkahdj so this is more of a list of headcanons (?) of the show as it is (mostly) but adding Vanessa at points that I feel her pov would have been great or the dynamics had potential to be more interesting with her having a more prominent role also some wishful thinking because who cares
Putting in it under the cut because this got long
the show kinda had dan go to vanessa and serena to nate post breakup, but i think i would highligh this a lot more, nate and dan are bros, vanessa and serena still get their friendship moments à la age of dissonance, and there's a little bit of awkwardness with nate and vanessa dating, while dan and serena are there like ._.
Nate has money problems in season 2, so we get more Vanessa + Humphreys + Nate plots
I don't have a lot of ideas here but Vanessa's sister actually exists and interacts with the characters lmao
In s2-3 Blair and Vanessa have their moments of friendship, but I think it would have been interesting to see Vanessa, learning to manage the social aspect of college, and she is well liked, she starts becoming more popular without even realizing it. So now you get her family disapproving over college + Blair having to deal with Vanessa (and Dan) be more popular than her. I'm not a big fan of Enough about Eve, but that's kind of the dynamic, they are rivals, but while they are living in the same building and sharing classes, they learn a little bit about each other's lives
Blair is dealing with Cyrus and Aaron joining her family, meanwhile Vanessa's relationship to her family gets worse as she spends time in school which her family disapproves. Again there's a lot of potential for Blair/Vanessa parallels this season
Unlike Serena, Nate and even Dan (rip), Vanessa is not one to keep her opinions, so even tho she doesn't like Blair, she still talks to her about 🪑, and about how she should dump him
On that same note, Vanessa tries to comfort Jenny, and has a more of a big sister dynamic with her, and maybe even lets her stay with her when she is fighting with Rufus
Vanessa teaming up with Blair and Eric during season 3 while trying to stop Jenny's reign, meanwhile Blair and Vanessa working as reluctant allies
We have 2x19 weekend with the VanderBilts and thanksgiving "mmm whatcha say" scene, now I offer you, Vanessa's birthday dinner at the Humphrey's loft with the Abrams meeting Nate, and Serena. chaos ensues
Blair slowly starts adapting to college (and doesn't transfer because i say so), and slowly starts to consider both Dan and Vanessa friends (but she won't admit it or say it out loud); in general Blair and Vanessa have a similar dynamic to s2 dair, where they learn to tolerate each other for the sake of peace
Once the main college drama takes a step back, Serena and Vanessa start hanging out a lot more… before realizing that the reason they are hanging out more is because, Dan and Blair are suddenly hanging out a lot without telling them
Now we have the Pink Party but make it The One where everbody finds out™. We cut Charlie/Ivy of this plot and now we got Serena and Vanessa suspecting that Dan and Blair are having an affair and spying on them, the party plays out the same, except now, the confrontation at the end of the party is a lot more messy:
Serena is hurt because Dan and Blair are having a relationship without her, that as Blair puts it has "things that we coulnd't never do with you", her self doubt comes back in and her relationship with dan and blair is damaged
Vanessa is hurt for the same reason but it's the flipside of that, Dan and Blair like to watch movies, discuss literature, etc, things that SHE used to do with Dan; she is dan's best friend, she used to watch movies, tv and discuss things with her, they used to make fun of blair together!, and now he is pulling away from her while hanging out with the enemy™
Vanessa confronts Dan about hanging out with Blair of all people, Blair hears this, and we get a different dynamic: Blair gets hurt, because she actually started to consider Vanessa a friend, but apparently Vanessa doesn't (something like dair's "i stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real" moment) and now it's Vanessa's turn to self reflect on the way she sees Blair :)
Assuming Jenny leaves in the same way as she does in canon, Vanessa would be a good way to deal with the Jenny + Dair issue. Vanessa's resistence to being friends with Blair and to Dan dating her might come from resenting how the s3 situation was handled, since Vanessa was really close to Jenny. So there's an opportunity to have Blair actually express her regrets over that to Dan and Vanessa.
Vanessa and Serena stay together to comfort each other over Dair being a thing. They both help with each other's self doubts, they start going to the movies! making art! just hanging out! and this helps Serena to realize her value in these areas and now we set the stage for Serena to choose a carreer/work/or thing to do aside being someone's wife and the It girl. And Vanessa starts feeling like maybe she belongs more into the group as she and Blair solve their issues, Dan starts hanging out with her again and her relationship to Serena becomes stronger
Since she remains a main part of the group, there's also the possibilities of having Serena and Vanessa being friends and then in season 5 adding angst by having the Vanessa/Nate/Serena love triangle while Serena moves on from Dan
While Dan is The Outsider of the show, after Rufus and Lily get married, money is a lot less of an issue, so Vanessa would be the character that continues to confront the rich characters. And we could also add the tension of Vanessa and Dan growing apart now that Dan is fitting in a lot more and doesn't have the same problems and perspectives he used to have
Ivy kinda comes as a Jenny/Vanessa replacement, so having Vanessa as a main, kinda allows Ivy's existence to be even more useless, so we can also take her out lol
Since Vanessa is more of a presence, regardless of if they stay together or break up, Nate now has someone who is constantly challenging him so he questions his decisions a lot more and never joins the Spectator amen 😌
This is waaaay too optimistic lmao but Vanessa seems to be a lot more lgbt… so i like to think that having her and her sister/family have a stronger presence brings a little bit more queerness that is not "diversity win! the r*pist is bisexual!". I mean even Vanessa just hanging out with Eric would be great
I know the s3 threesome is cursed, but again, Vanessa has the only wlw kiss (as far as i can remember), we could explore this in a more serious way 👀 and have a main character be canonically queer (i'm not counting eric as main here)
I've heard people say that Vanessa is useless in the show, but the thing is that she is the character that directly opposes the UES way of thinking. The Humphreys tend to either fully become part of the UES (marrying Lily, Dan's whole Inside deal, Jenny's acceptance of Constance's politics, Rufus and Dan's desire to go to an ivy league, etc) or just quietly disagreeing with it (making comments, pointing out how messed up some things are, or just going back to Brooklyn). Vanessa offers a more proactive take when interacting with the UES, she confronts the Humphrey's non existent version of the elite and represents their world before joining it. That's why the writers didn't know what to do with her once they decided to commit to the more cynical view
#ask#insistonyourcupofstars#s4 gaslight plot doesn't happen forgot to mention lmao#vanessa abrams#i am rambling#this is so long jshajskkxj#there's probably a lot of grammar mistakes sorry#as usual i don't know if i actually answered the question 🧍♂️
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I’m so glad you sent this because it gives me a chance to talk about the dair good girls revolt AU that I’ve become obsessed with and desperately want to write once I have time again.
Okay, so Good Girls Revolt is a show set in 1969/1970 about a feminism movement that takes hold at a magazine (based off a real story - Nora Ephron is a character but like…that’s the worst thing about the show cause Nora worked at Newsday back in the early 60s not late 60s I hate inaccuracies like that especially when Nora didn’t even have to be a character but anyway anyway). Basically all the reporters are men and all the researchers are women and the men get all the credit for the stories even when the women do all the grunt work and the men often take paragraphs verbatim from the women’s work. And the women aren’t allowed to become reporters. So they end up teaming up with the ACLU and file a lawsuit at the end of season 1 but then it got cancelled. :(
Anyway there’s this pairing I became obsessed with, Sam/Jane. Sam is a reporter and Jane is a researcher and they’re basically partners. Sam is a Jewish boy from the working class Bronx and Jane is WASP to the bone. And I’m sure you’re starting to see where this is going…there’s obviously a flirtation between them but Jane’s parents have very specific expectations of her and are also anti-Semitic and yeah.
Jane is also engaged to be engaged to her fellow waspy boyfriend Chad (cough Nate cough) who dumps her on NYE after she gives him an ultimatum and then she goes and loses her virginity to her neighbor (Carter Baizen).
Of course, in the show this isn’t the main focus, Jane is just one of the central trio. There’s also Patty (Serena) who is in a relationship with her reporter, Doug, who’s from a wealthy background but likes to pretend he’s more bohemian than he seems (Aaron Rose) but she also has a flirtation going with the married Editor in Chief (Tripp van der Bilt). There’s also Cindy (Nelly Yuki) who starts out meek and in a bad marriage but has an affair with the photo editor (tbd). And Patty and Cindy are kinda the catalyst for the lawsuit after Nora quits and hooks them up with Eleanor Holmes Norton, an ACLU activist (Vanessa) but they eventually get Jane on board and get her to be the face of the lawsuit knowing her image will help people take them more seriously.
I haven’t decided if I’m gonna include chippy but there is a friend of the editor who’s brought in who ends up sexually harassing Jane so…
Anyway, yeah! It would probably be more loosely inspired, cause obviously the show got cancelled before Sam and Jane actually got together. I’ve been thinking about it sooooo much. I really wanted to do a dair reporter AU and then I realized I wanted to do it in the 70s though and then I realized Sam & Jane were already so Dair like and then everything kinda started to fall into place after that. But I still have to write it hahaha
Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.
#I do feel kinda weird about making Eleanor anti semitic though when she’s canonically married to a Jewish man but 🤷🏻♀️#and no I’m not gonna make Nora a character in the fic lol#dair#gossip girl#good girls revolt#gossip girl au#otp: dan loves me for me#my fics#terrainofheartfelt#strideofprideanswers
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>:) ☢: How many active muses do you have?
I know why you sent this ask.
To save myself from absolute hell, we'll ignore Discord and only go with ones that have blogs. Let's see...
Caleb (@fox-poke-fanatic)
Mare (@aura-acolyte)
Zinnia (@last-lorekeeper)
Calem (@twinchampionscalemandserena) (you are here)
Serena (@twinchampionscalemandserena) (you are here)
Kai (@aqua-magma-official)
Nicky (@aqua-magma-official)
Matt (@aqua-magma-official)
Tabitha (@aqua-magma-official)
Shelly (@aqua-magma-official)
Looker (@the-looker-bureau)
Emma (@the-looker-bureau)
Sir Aaron (@nothingmorethanaspirit)
Rayquaza (@guardian-ofthe-sky)
Fairy Wind (or Faewnd) (@glitchskulls) (due to the nature of Glitch City related blogs, potential unreality tw)
Korrina (@successor-korrina)
Phantasm (@not-an-edgelord)
Wally (@pushingpastourlimits) (really gotta revive that blog)
Jessie (@rocket-cast-official)
James (@rocket-cast-official)
Meowth (@rocket-cast-official)
Lisia (@appeallove)
Gabby (@hoenn-tv-official)
Ty (@hoenn-tv-official)
Cynthia (@shiftingbetweenrealities) (forgot I had that one)
Phoebe (@phantom-flower)
Latias (Devon Corp) (@the-new-eon-duo)
Latios (Devon Corp) (@the-new-eon-duo)
Latias Classic (@themostspecialestlegendaryever)
Rosa (@pokestar-rosa)
Kyoko (@castelia-city-girls)
Misako (@castelia-city-girls)
Kunio (@castelia-city-girls)
Riki (@castelia-city-girls)
Ken (@rocket-crime-family)
Vanessa (@rocket-crime-family)
36 individual muses across 22 blogs. Also sorry again about Calem and Serena's blog being eyestrain.
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this list is ever changing, check back for updates!
TV Muses:
Heidi Barrie / Buffy the Vampire Slayer ( fc: shelley hennig )
Jo Harvelle / Supernatural ( fc: alona tal )
Ruby ( v. 1.0 ) / Supernatural ( fc: katie cassidy )
Saxa / Spartacus ( fc: ellen hollman )
Santanico Pandemonium / From Dusk til Dawn ( fc: eiza gonzalez )
Vanessa Styles / From Dusk til Dawn ( fc: adrianne palicki )
Serena van der Woodsen / OG Gossip Girl ( fc: blake lively )
OC's:
Aoife / Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter ( fc: katherine mcnamara )
Ebony Sparda / Devil May Cry ( fc: emeraude toubia )
Eirny / X-Men ( fc: danielle rose russell )
Ekaterina Romanov / John Wick ( fc: megan fox )
Freki / Werewolf lore ( fc: katherine winnick )
Keres Angelos / AHS Coven ( fc: ryan ashley malarkey )
Laura Lawrence / Cobra Kai ( fc: jeanine mason )
Lilith / Biblical / Mythology Based ( fc: samantha robinson )
Mariella Salvatore / The Vampire Diaries / The Originals ( fc: giulia de lellis )
Remini : x5-404 / Dark Angel ( fc: lindsay morgan )
Video Games:
Faith Seen / Far Cry 5 ( fc: anya taylor joy )
Jill Valentine / Resident Evil ( fc: tbd )
Lilith the Siren / Borderlands ( fc: tbd )
Susie Jordan aka The Legion / Dead by Daylight ( fc: lights poxleitner )
Movies:
Amber Sweet / Repo! the genetic opera ( fc: ryan ashley malarkey )
Marnie Wallace / Repo! the genetic opera ( fc: emily blunt )
Delta / Jurassic World ( fc: adrianne palicki )
Fox Mask / You’re Next ( fc: jon bernthal )
Ginger Fitzgerald / Ginger Snaps ( fc: katherine isabel )
Holly Garling / PET ( fc: ksenia solo )
Jennifer Check / Jennifer’s Body ( fc: megan fox )
Kirby Reed / Scream 4 ( fc: hayden pantierre )
Tattoo / Moulin Rouge! ( fc: ryan ashley malarkey )
Tracy Bingham / All Cheerleaders Die ( fc: natalie alyn lind )
Comics:
America Chavez / Marvel ( fc: xochitl gomez )
Bobbi Morse / Marvel ( fc: blake lively )
Christine Palmer / Marvel ( fc: rachel mcadams )
Clint Barton / Marvel ( fc: aaron paul )
Dinah Lance / DC ( fc: katherine winnick )
Jessica Jones / Marvel ( fc: krystin ritter )
Natasha Romanov / Marvel ( fc: ana de armas )
Oliver Queen / DC ( fc: charlie hunnam )
Sersi / Marvel ( fc: gemma chan )
Tandy Bowen / Marvel ( fc: olivia holt )
Zatanna Zatara / DC ( fc: emeraude toubia )
Literature:
Cherry / Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter ( fc: brianne howey )
Corky Corcoran / Fear Street Cheerleaders ( fc: sabrina carpenter )
Itzpapalotl / Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter ( fc: becky g )
Jeyne Westerling / ASOIAF ( fc: lily james )
Rafael Espinoza / Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter ( fc: clayton cardenas )
Raina Wallis / Anita Blake: vampire hunter
Ridley Duchannes / Caster Chronicles aka Beautiful Creatures ( fc: dove cameron )
Rosalie Hale / Twilight ( fc: sydney sweeney / anti smeyer )
Rosha Nelson / Fear Street: The Perfect Date ( fc: olivia holt )
Shiera Seastar / ASOIAF ( fc: tbh )
Sookie Stackhouse / Southern Vampire Mysteries aka True Blood ( fc: tbd )
Stormy Llewellyn / Odd Thomas ( fc: danielle campbell )
Vivian Gandillon / Blood and Chocolate ( fc: virginia gardner )
Request:
Churchill Creed / Pet Semetary ( fc: zane holtz )
Eventide Grimhilde / Grimm / descendants multi-fandom ( fc: sofia carson )
Fawkes / Harry Potter ( fc: ana de armas )
Hedwig / Harry Potter ( fc: diana agron )
Jane Foster / Marvel ( fc: alicia vikander )
Sansa Stark / ASOIAF ( fc: sophie turner )
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Birthdays:
Hi friends! When you have a sec, please do double check if your characters birthday is below - if not, send it over whenever you're ready! <3
Paige
Jesse Walker - 26th January
Sapphire Vandervort - 13th December
Logan Hunter - 14th February
Emmeline Fairchild - 7th November
Tessa Cooper - 11th November
Nicholas Vanderbilt - 20th June
Nate Archibald - 5th April
Vanessa Abrams - 19th February
Samuel Watts - 25th April
Lili Mahdavi - 3rd May
William Huntzberger - 31st October
Isabella Coates - 12th March
Georgina Sparks - 8th November
Spencer King - 29th January
Frankie Vives - 22nd February
Jamie Park - 23rd July
Lola Mercado - 3rd July
Andrea Trang - 1st December
Kayleigh
Isobel Prescott - 27th May
Dean Dawson - 18th September
Alex Vandervort - 10th April
Scarlett Vandervort - 10th March
Jake Hunter - 3rd June
Freddie Redlynn - 1st January
Gunnar Avery - 2nd August
Felicity Sanderson - 13th November
Jenny Humphrey - 2nd July
Caisson Andrews - 3rd October
Julian Donovan - 21st February
Tripp Vanderbilt - 1st June
Ruby Reyes - 19th December
Nilay Levent - 23rd October
Mahesh Chopra - 22nd February
Ryan
Serena van der Woodsen - 14th July
Ceren Çelik-Montgomery - 25th October
Jo
Phoebe Walker - 1st May
Naomi
Baby Beaumont - 24th October
Francis Coates - 10th May
Veronica Ravenwood - 10th May
Peter Vanderbilt - 10th April
Kelly Xu-King - 25th October
Latife Levent - 23rd October
Louise Thomas (Bass) - 1st April
Lauren
Rose Haven - 9th August
Oliver Andrews - 19th May
Addison Sherwood - 17th February
Evelyn Nicholson - 19th March
Benji Howell
Jason Walker
Layla Vandervort - 20th December
Rylea Palmer
Lily
Aaron Vandervort - 21st October
Meredith Park - 8th March
Cristian Diaz
Blair Waldorf
Sarah
Bethany Levesque - 1st July
Jackson Cohan - 2nd July
Michelle King
Joey
Juliette Vanderbilt - 5th August
Sienna Haven - 23rd February
Zeke Lopez - 18th April
Adriana Ramirez - 9th September
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2.12 it’s a wonderful lie aesthetic,
like or reblog if you save please <3
#gossip girl#gossip girl aesthetic#vanessa abrams#nate archibald#vanessa x nate#nate x vanessa#serena van der woodsen#blair waldorf#aaron rose
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rules and who i write for
RULES
1. i mainly write for she/her reader. i will do they/them reader. i might do he/him reader, but i'm not very good at it.
2. i always do y/n for imagines. i will take requests of course, but not with specific names. i try to have y/n be described as little as possible meaning no names and no specific traits. i want my writing to be able to let people imagine themselves.
3. if a celebrity or character is not listed as someone i write for, just ask! i can't promise i will write for everyone, but i will let you know!
4. i do not give anyone permission to copy or repost my work on here or any other websites. no translations either! likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated, but no stealing!!!
5. this is a safe space for everyone! so please no discrimination of any kind! if you are rude and disrespectful you will be blocked!
6. i do not write smut. i'm not good at it, so it's not happening. sorry, but i'll write just about anything else with some exceptions.
7. i will right for romantic pairings and platonic pairings (siblings, father/mother and daughter, best friend, etc)
8. i write blurbs and headcanons as well. you can just leave a scenario/concept in an ask!
9. when requesting Social Media AU's please include who you would like as the faceclaim
10. please please please give me details in your requests! it doesn't have to be a lot, but i need a little info to help me write your requests!
who i write for
THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Lenny Bruce
STREAMERS
Valkyrae
MARVEL
Natasha Romanoff
Yelena Belova (platonic only)
Wanda Maximoff
Bucky Barnes
Pietro Maximoff
Maria Hill
Sharon Carter
Thena
Ajak
Gwen Stacy
Steve Rogers
Tony Stark
T'Challa Udaku
Thor Odinson
Sam Wilson
Scott Lang
Andrew!Peter Parker
Tobey!Peter Parker
Tom!Peter Parker
Wade Wilson
Clint Barton
Bruce Banner
Eddie Brock
Carol Danvers
Hope van Dyne
Pepper Potts
Karli Morgenthau
Kate Bishop
America Chavez
Darcy Lewis
Jane Foster
Valkyrie
May Parker
Melina Vostokoff
Lady Sif
THE BATMAN
Bruce Wayne
Selina Kyle
SCREAM FRANCHISE
Sidney Prescott
Gale Weathers
Dewey Riley
Tatum Riley
Stu Macher
CRIMINAL MINDS (platonic only)
Penelope Garcia
Derek Morgan
Jennifer Jareau
Emily Prentiss
Spencer Reid
Aaron Hotchner
David Rossi
Elle Greenaway
Luke Alvez
Alex Blake
Matt Simmons
Tara Lewis
Kate Callahan
Stephen Walker
80s/90s
Tim LaFlour
Dallas Winston
Sodapop Curtis
Ponyboy Curtis
Rachel Green
Monica Geller
Phoebe Buffay
Cher Horowitz
Winona Ryder
Alicia Silverstone
Matthew Lillard
Rose McGowan
Neve Campbell
Keanu Reeves
EUPHORIA
Maddy Perez
Lexi Howard
STRANGER THINGS
Robin Buckley
Max Mayfield
Lucas Sinclair
Nancy Wheeler
Joyce Byers
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
Hanna Marin
Emily Fields
Spencer Hastings
Aria Montgomery
Allison DiLaurentis
TWILIGHT
Rosalie Hale
Alice Cullen
Jasper Hale
CELEBRITIES
Madelyn Cline
Madison Bailey
Rudy Pankow
Jonathan Daviss
Drew Starkey
Vanessa Hudgens
Ashley Benson
Scarlett Johansson
Elizabeth Olsen
Florence Pugh
Hailee Steinfeld
Cobie Smulders
Blake Lively
Leighton Meester
Alexa Demie
Austin Butler
Olivia DeJonge
Ryan Reynolds (daughter!reader only)
Ana de Armas
Sadie Sink
Maya Hawke
Kaia Gerber
Eva Cudmore
KARJENNER!READER
Alexa Demie
Olivia DeJonge
Kaia Gerber
Vanessa Hudgens
MISCELLANEOUS
Rodrick Heffley
Austin!Elvis Presley
Olivia!Priscilla Presley
Hermione Granger
Ruby McDaniel (American Horror Stories)
Blair Waldorf
Serena van der Woodsen
Lisa Rowe
Susanna Kaysen
Dwayne Hoover
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jean (I'm Your Woman)
Alaska Young
Donna Sheridan (Mamma Mia 2)
Fiona Gallagher
Mandy Milkovich
#widowswrld#widowswrld homepage#rules#marvel#avengers#requests#the marvelous mrs. maisel#celebrities#gossip girl#the batman#battinson#scream franchise#euphoria#friends#dwayne hoover#sadie sink#maya hawke#austin!elvis#rubymcdaniel#twilight
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#gossip girl#review#tv#television#serena van der woodsen#blair waldorf#vanessa abrams#nate archibald#dan humphrey#chuck bass#lily van der woodsen#rufus humphrey#aaron tveit#bart bass#blake lively#carol rhodes#carter baizen#cece rhodes#chace crawford#charlotte rhodes#connor paolo#cyrus rose#david call#desmond harrington#darota#darota kishlovsky#eleanor waldorf#elizabeth hurley#ella rae peck#eric van der woodsen
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what do you think of a mean girls au?
there's potential for sure! it's not something I've wholly thought about because, there's not a directly translatable relationship dynamic for me. like, not enough characters fall along the lines for me - but I'm just one writer, and I would be happy to be proven wrong.
The best comparison I can think of is Jenny as Cady, and Blair as Regina, but -- mmmm I don't know. Blair has the queen B thing, but she's a striver, and Regina isn't, so then Serena would make a better Regina (and Lily as Amy Poehler's character PLEASE). And I'll be honest the first thing that came to mind when I saw this in my inbox is Blair giving the "we should totally just stab caesar!" speech.
if you follow this line of reason then Janis could be no other than Vanessa, and Nate would be Aaron Samuels. the thing is is that there's no role for Dan to slip into. Like, if I were to write this (and I'm not! my au shop is closed xoxoxo), I would have Dan either be off at college or living with one parent while Jenny was starting a new school and living with another.
I think if one has a vision, then they should write it, but I'm not gonna
#gg au#also the 'your hair looks sexy pushed back' would be so fucking funny with that dynamic#and 'and none for blair waldorf bye'#asks#anon
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I finished s3 of og gossip girl and here's my thoughts:
I thought after Blair and Chuck got together at the end of s2 that they would break up in like ep 3 or 4 and get back together in like the last 2 or 3 eps of s3 but I was surprised when they were together for about half the season or so
As much as I love Blair and Chuck and their chemistry but I thought they would be toxic together but they were more healthier than I thought they would be excluding the last couple of eps of s3
I was starting to think that Jenny is becoming less annoying but that season proved me wrong and proved that she will always be annoying
Vanessa and Serena still annoying as usual
It's funny how 3 seasons have passed and still Serena is the same from s1 and literally hasn't had one bit of a character development
Nate is still likable
Chuck made some dumb decisions but he's chuck bass so it's hard to be angry at him but selling Blair for his hotel is the stupiesd and lowest thing he has done so far
The storyline with Chuck's mother is so heartbreaking
Blair still the iconic queen that she is
I was not expecting to see Hilary Duff this season but it was nice seeing her nevertheless
My man Sebastian Stan was seen more in this season compared to s1 & s2 and I'm not complaining
Also my other man Aaron Tveit was in this season more as well which was nice but they made him an asshole
Lady Gaga sang bad romance while Hillary Duff was talking to Dan and that scene made me realize that this show must have been huge back in the day
We still love and stan Dorota in this house
Lily has grown on me but Still my favorite parent on this show is Rufus
It was nice to see a storyline surrounding Serena's dad because I've been wondering since s1 where he was
I thought they would skip the university time but it was nice to see it so far
The characters here are by far the quickest characters I have seen in any media to move on and jump from one relationship to another
Still confused about how I should feel about Dan since knowing he would be gossip girl
I'm still wondering who would Nate end up with by the end of the show and I hope it's not Vanessa
I wonder if Jenny is in S4 or was that her last season
That Thanksgiving scene is so iconic
#I rambled a lot this time#gossip girl#the cw#blake lively#serena van der woodsen#leighton meester#blair waldorf#ed westwick#chuck bass#chace crawford#nate archibald#penn badgley#dan humphrey#taylor momsen#jenny humphrey#blair and chuck#Gossip girl season 3#Gossip girl s3
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Familia Snape
Primera Generación:
¤ Morphin Nikolai Snape y Tallulah Aurelia Snape
Segunda generación:
¤ Ilona Octavia Snape y Viktor Kirtking Snape
¤ Bellona Demetria Snape y Aurelius Amadeus Willowdee
¤ Tanith Marcellina Snape y Albion Casimir Snape
Tercera Generación:
¤ Gabriel Soren Snape y Conan Levi Malfoy
¤ Sonja Cassandra Snape y Lucian Rowland Snape
¤ Selene Belladona Snape y Michael Thomas Corvin
¤ Morgana Drucilda Willowdee y Octavius Mortifer Dollins
¤ Belvina Anastasia Willowdee y Alexander Andreas Kane
¤ Silvanus Alestair Snape y Minerva Dorinda Primrose
¤ Cornelius Devereux Snape y Nocturna Evelyn Nightwood
¤ Almeric Lazarus Snape y Amarah Senka Lonwood
¤ Esperanza Medea Snape y Mereida Azura Blackwood
¤ Theodocia Isidora Snape y Centar Ismaband Blackwood
Cuarta Generación:
¤ Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore y Gellert Amadeus Grindelwald
¤ Aberforth Florian Leighton Soren Dumbledore y Belvina Vega Black
¤ Ariana Odolette Wilhemina Dumbledore y Arcturus II Alioth Black
¤ Tom Marvolo Riddle y Kara Sonia Milford
¤ Valens Basilius Snape y Charles Hunter Levin
¤ Tobias Vincent Snape y Eileen Aiko Prince
¤ Pamela Demetria Malfoy y Elias Paul Voorhees
¤ Abraxas Ariel Malfoy y Renatha Edith Oswald
¤ Evageline Ethel Malfoy y Lazarus Granville Sparda
¤ Bianca Brooke Di Angelo y Thalia Eliza Grace
¤ Nico Ethan Di Angelo y Perseus Lorcan Jackson
¤ Theodore Lev Snape y Marcus Casimir Corvinus
¤ Ethan Joseph Snape y David Monsse Conberg
¤ Eve Ilaria Corvin y Logan Brad Fowler
¤ Raymond Vincent Dollins y Juliette Umbra Walker
¤ Sebastian Andrew Dollins y Adrianna Asura Walker
¤ Micah Vladimir Dollins y Raven Tenebra Walker
¤ Benjamin Caleb Kane y Aaron Leonard Luthor
¤ Natalie Eileen Snape y Bastian Abraxas Prince
¤ Octavian Demetrius Snape y Abigail Aura Cooper
¤ Percival Valentine Snape y Willow Delilah Lake
¤ Archibald August Snape y Phineas Atticus Moose
¤ Piper Delilah Snape y Alvin Nicholas Dream
¤ Flora Alyssandra Snape y Louis William Afton
¤ Colette Silver Snape y Kenneth Horace Orville
¤ Nikolaus Rafferty Snape y Nika Dominika Winston
¤ Evageline Danica Blackwood y Claude Tobias Harley
¤ Gabrielle Victoria Blackwood y Gideon Silas Murphy
¤ Belladona Tabitha Blackwood y Quentin Ulysses Orson
¤ Nimue Andromeda Blackwood y Balthasar Ignatius Fitzhugh
¤ Valtor Phoenix Blackwood y Ninette Madeline Sutton
¤ Dimitry Avalon Blackwood y Thalassa Estelle Rex
Quinta Generación:
¤ Credence Aurelius Dumbledore y Lycoris Lyra Black
¤ Modesty Orianna Dumbledore y Michelle Caroline Miller
¤ Valentine Desmond Dumbledore y Leroy Samuel Cooley
¤ Octavius Theodore Dumbledore y Minerva Ursula Parker
¤ Cassandra Eliza Dumbledore y Zivar Pollux Galanford
¤ Callidora Eridanis Black y Harfang Ernest Longbottom
¤ Cedrella Oriana Black y Septimus Ronald Weasley
¤ Charis Scorpia Black y Caspar Dorian Crouch
¤ Trish Clarice Riddle y "Lady" Mary Ann Arkham
¤ Vanessa Octavia Riddle y Tom Spencer Peters
¤ Delphinie Savannah Riddle y Serena Angelette Denford
¤ Dominika Hazel Levin y Thomas Downey Richardson
¤ Vincent Alexander Levin y Daphne Rosie Campbell
¤ Niven Finnian Levin y River Aura Stone
¤ Malorie Estella Levin y Ivan Adonis Novak
¤ Severus Tobias Snape y Ulaz Devereux Snape
¤ Ryou Nathan Snape y Krolia Serenity Kogane
¤ Jason Ezra Voorhees y Michael Gideon Myers
¤ Diana Madeline Voorhees y Mason Samuel Kimble
¤ Lucius Abraxas Malfoy y Narcissa Meissa Black
¤ William Joseph Dixon y Cassandra Allegra Lewis
¤ Vergil Amon Sparda y Faith Mackenzie Myron
¤ Dante Alastor Sparda y Hope Catherine Myron
¤ Victor Jethro Grace y Ryan Christopher Everett
¤ Aurelia Peregrine Grace y Sebastian Artemis Jensen
¤ Ian Mason Jackson y Bellona Damara Huxley
¤ Ada Demetria Jackson y Azura Jasmine Brooks
¤ Kitty Xanthe Jackson y Charlotte Marcellina Donovan
¤ Sansa Calypso Corvinus y Thomas Nicholas Parkinson
¤ September Lev Corvinus y Tanith Amara Walker
¤ Flora Pandora Snape y Xenophilius Leland Lovewood
¤ Thora Margot Fowler y Marc Anthony Marcelly
¤ Lyra Beatrix Fowler y Lorenzo Finnian Donnelly
¤ Morgan Ariella Fowler y Nolan Cassander Delaney
¤ Ruby Hilda Dollins y Miles Oliver Corwin
¤ Luna Stephanie Dollins y Theon August Dresden
¤ Noah Jonah Dollins y Helena Roxane Ansel
¤ Stanford Nathaniel Dollins y Nita Evelyn Paxton
¤ Mortimer Morphin Dollins y Martin Jonathan Flint
¤ Elizabeth Tallulah Dollins y Valens Vatlos Braken
¤ Janeth Mirella Dollins y Stefano Nova Fox
¤ Arya Eloise Kane y Constatine Nikolai Hudson
¤ Angelette Lucille Kane y Yuri Vladimir Ivanovich
¤ Azrael Finnian Kane y Luciana Angela Ortiz
¤ Niven Ezra Kane y Mikhaila Juniper Orion
¤ Carlisle Damien Kane y Serena Laurel Ranger
¤ Basilius Sebastian Prince y Ida Scarlett Lennox
¤ Felix Robert Prince y Jane Ophelia Miller
¤ Jasper Wyatt Prince y Marlene Elora Lawson
¤ Edward Henry Prince y Selene Stella Harper
¤ Adrien Scott Snape y Calliope Ivory Bronx
¤ Raphael Patrick Snape y Mirah Colette Cain
¤ Richard Lawrence Snape y Galilea Lyra Dexter
¤ Francine Eliza Snape y Michael Francis Oakley
¤ Connie Violet Snape y Tallulah Vera Lake
¤ Melissa Barbara Snape y Eugene Jordan Morrinson
¤ Morticia Moira Snape y Kiyoko Asahina
¤ Morterius Mortimer Snape y Reina Matsumoto
¤ Jeremy Vincent Dream y Sabrina Addison Riley
¤ Nathan Samuel Dream y Piper Aurora Harrow
¤ Bruce Steven Dream y Nicolette Grace Tyson
¤ Adeliza Morigan Afton y Emmett Blake Cartet
¤ Daemon October Afton y Darrel Cael Ossory
¤ Violetta Ursuline Afton y Jeffrey Hunter Jefferson
¤ Minerva Rowena Afton y Leonard Robert Leighton
¤ Doria Judith Orville y Dominic Alexander Edevane
¤ Ryan Joshua Orville y Alice Isidora Jones
¤ Agatha Rachel Orville y Jeremiah Andrew Evans
¤ Carlotta Katherine Snape y Owen Stephen O'Kelly
¤ Ethan Elijah Harley y Larissa Daphne Davis
¤ Giovanni Mortimer Harley y Ariel Danica O'Ryan
¤ Vincent Oliver Harley y Amelie Luna Roberts
¤ Bastian Lynx Murphy y Arya Ruby Forrest
¤ Theodore Niven Murphy y Ursa Aries Black
¤ Dominika Valda Murphy y Arthur Russel Glenwood
¤ Callista Eliza Orson y Callista Addison McCoy
¤ Morterius Finnian Orson y Jessamine Robinia Bathory
¤ Victoria Hilda Orson y Sabine Belladona Volkov
¤ Margot Elizabeth Orson y Pietro Leroy Carrington
¤ Riven Alexander Blackwood y Petra Victoria Hayden
¤ River Stella Blackwood y Jasper August Moore
¤ Chloe Henrietta Blackwood y Griffin Cyrus Lexington
¤ Vanessa Tabitha Blackwood y Miles Herman Goodwin
¤ Ivan Septimus Blackwood y Rosie Olive Brown
¤ Amadeus Artemas Blackwood y Hariett Emily de Loughrey
Sexta Generación:
¤ Lilith Moira Riddle y Julian Cameron Gray
¤ Bloom Larissa Peters y Sky Aurelius
¤ Hazel Opal Peters y Magnus Roman Watson
¤ Theodore August Peters y Meredith Mavis Monroe
¤ Cora Stephanie Riddle y
¤ Arabella Diane Riddle y
¤ Francis Ezra Riddle y
¤ Aaron Christopher Riddle y Verena Michelle Dyer
¤ Joshua Stephen Riddle y Esther Amalia Holt
¤ Charles Samuel Riddle y Ruby Stephanie Saffron
¤ Iris Aurelia Riddle y Marshal Everett Conrad
¤ Theophania Calliope Richardson y Corinne Roxanne Everleigh
¤ Arabella Beatrix Richardson y Henry Oliver Brookes
¤ Kai Dominick Richardson y Flynn Milo Wolf
¤ Willow Cosima Levin y Nicoletta Pomona Wilford
¤ Fern Violet Levin y Marie Honoria Ollivander
¤ Euphemia Alessandra Levin y Jhon Florean Palmer
¤ Dorothea Giovanna Levin y Elladora Eloise Gibson
¤ Salazar Lucius Levin y Holly Avalon Barnes
¤ Eleanor Hope Levin y Savannah Genevieve Shaw
¤ Gracie Isadora Novak y Marvin Declan Sullivan
¤ Alec Aurelian Novak y Claire Piper Johan
¤ Mason Ezekiel Novak y Clementine Octavia Albion
1)¤ Lotor Comet Snape y Raphael Percival Rosier
2)¤ "Moon Demon" Darius Angelo Snape y "Dark Angel " Arianne Alysson Snape
3)¤ "Killer Shadow" Lazarus Ignatius Snape y "Ice Demon" Urania Calliope Snape
¤ Morterius Viktor Snape y Hisirdoux Artemas Casperan
4)¤ Regris Niven Snape y Acxa Valda Snape
5)¤ Kevin Ethan Snape y Gwendolyn Stephanie Tennyson
6)¤
7)¤
8)¤ Regulus Orion Snape y Abel Austin Khemse
9)¤ Cygnus Arcturus Snape y Frederic Alistair Weasley
10)¤ Elle Rigel Snape y Matsuda Touta
11)¤ Beyond Aurelian Snape y Mikami Teru
12)¤
13)¤
14)¤
15)¤ Alexander Valens Snape y Magnus Sebastian King
16)¤ Lysander Nikolaus Snape y Vladimir Micah Masters
16)¤
17)¤
18)¤
19)¤
¤ Keith Akira Snape y James Oliver Griffin
¤ Morgana Kendra Voorhees y Karin Delilah Summers
¤ Jessica Lorna Kimble y Steven Malcom Freeman
¤ Audrey Andromeda Malfoy y Andre Perseus Bourgeois
¤ Gabriel Bastian Malfoy y Emilie Calliope Graham de Vanily
¤ Roynard Hydra Malfoy y Violet Rowena Deekers
¤ Raymond Lynx Malfoy y Cedric Atticus Diggory
¤ Draco Lucius Malfoy y Astoria Coraline Greengrass
¤ Merle Ariel Dixon y "Jesus" Paul Finnegan Rovia
¤ Daryl Hunter Dixon y Rick Jonah Grimes
¤ Vitale Astaroth Sparda y Luka Nicholas Sparda
¤ Neron Asura Sparda y Kyrie Serena Kiernan
¤ Merak Emory Sparda y Portia Manon Hendrix
¤ Loretta Margot Grace y Calvin Raphael Foxglove
¤ Julius Grant Grace y Ivy Roxanne Baxley
¤ Benjamin Vidar Grace y Edgar Zachary Maddox
¤ Ophelia Nozomi Jensen y Cordelia Avery Bkwie
¤ Eileen Victoria Jensen y Silvius Dael Sinclair
¤ Thomas Lysander Jensen y Othello Natalie Reeve
¤ Nova Genesis Jackson y Allison Leah Reid
¤ Losa Iris Brooks y Briar Anais Tedford
¤ Nina Rosie Brooks y Asa August Harding
¤ Connor Cyrus Brooks y Sandra Sabine Simmons
¤ Esme Aurora Donovan y Maxine Riley Crosby
¤ Arabella Cassidy Donovan y Robert Dashiell. Davenport
¤ Arianne Odette Donovan y Terrence Gideon Graves
¤ Kendra Alessandra Donovan y Alexis Scarlett Bishop
¤ Cassandra Abigail Donovan y James Anthony West
¤ Pansy Genevieve Parkinson y Theodore Phineas Nott
¤ Ursa Alexa Corvinus Y Narcissa Hazel Ripley
¤ Nora Alyssa Corvinus y Lydia Skylar Abernathy
¤ Annabelle Danica Corvinus y Rowan Vladimir Norwood
¤ Luna Pandora Lovewood y Rolf Elijah Matthew Scamander
¤ Ronan Artemis Marcelly y Adam Timothy Reed
¤ Giovanni Octavius Marcelly y Robin Mikhaila Mckinley
¤ Ivan Alistair Marcelly y James Christopher Peters
¤ Mika Valentina Donnelly y Arthur Ethan Bowers
¤ Damien September Delaney y Melione Rowena Robinson
¤ Kira Dominika Delaney y Marlon Oliver Williams
¤ Kanna Amelia Delaney y Gael Ethan Byron
¤ Nicholas Hadrien Delaney y Madison Edith Emerson
¤ Armand Demetrius Corwin y Persephone Aspen Cormac
¤ Tatiana Aubrey Corwin y Marcella Carolinne Cervenka
¤ Pandora Evageline Corwin y Cecilia Honoria Van Frietag
¤ Natasha Penelope Dresden y Donna Mary Berkshire
¤ Emily Alisha Ansel y Nana Eliza Martin
¤ Isabelle Veronica Ansel y Carmen Emilia Reyes
¤ Kenneth Paul Dollins y Ella Isabella Evans
¤ Joseph Herman Dollins y Juliet Corina Rogers
¤ Hailey Amelia Flint y Lucia Naomi Barnes
¤ Ashley Jasmine Flint y Maxwell Benjamin Norton
¤ Piper Savannah Flint y Louis Howart Daxton
¤ Chase Akira Braken y Felix Lucius Quinn
¤ Florian Narcissus Braken y Colin Leonard Frone
¤ Callum Daniel Fox y Marjorie Katie Vance
¤ Dante Ezra Fox y Leila Juniper Thomson
¤ Nathan Soren Fox y Matthias Isaac Parker
¤ Magnus Gideon Fox y Desmond Ethan McReynolds
¤ Lucian Harrison Fox y Apollo Anthony Greene
¤ Jude Eli Hudson y Theodore Declan Vesper
¤ Olive Genesis Ivanovich y David Cameron Canyon
¤ Tate Roman Ivanovich y Molly Aurora Wiley
¤ Ivory Leah Ivanovich y Diane Barbara Jennings
¤ Devon Julian Kane y Ophelia Pauline Colins
¤ Claudine Barbara Kane y Matthew Benjamin Rothchild
¤ Castiel Dominc Kane y Charlie Isaac Lauder
¤ Natasha Bella Kane y Mackenzie Riley Hills
¤ Caroline Samantha Kane y Sarah Emma Fuller
¤ Harper Eva Kane y Daniel Michael Baker
¤ Henry Jasper Kane y Duncan Joshua Evas
¤ Nathan Pietro Kane y Elijah Maxwell Crimson
¤ June Opal Kane y Felix Octavius Rhodes
¤ Jane Ophelia Kane y Angelo Dominic Lowell
¤ Aldora Corinne Prince Amora Lyra Stout
¤ Odolette Lila Prince y Thalia Cora Fulton
¤ Amon Rowan Prince y Elira Bianca Thorton
¤ Amelia Robin Prince y Nicolo Dorian Guthrie
¤ Alastor Robert Prince y Dinah Pandora Pearson
¤ Gavin Marshall Prince y Megara Eloise Lang
¤ Sean Colin Prince y Rebecca Odette Douglas
¤ Renee Tara Prince y Miles Edgar Lambert
¤ Eric Lance Snapey y Millicent Corinne Curtis
¤ Marlon Levi Snape y Lily Alyssa Yancer
¤ Luther Garth Snape y Judith Naomi Tailyour
¤ Hannah Ebony Snape y Lincoln Nathan Penfold
¤ Marie Clarice Snape y Leslie Regan Eastwood
¤ Jade Tiffany Snape y Leah Eliana Rees
¤ Grant Devin Snape y Geraldine Annalie Harfield
¤ Dean Leighton Snape y Fiona Charity Wheeler
¤ Mason Riley Oakley y Cartie April Willis
¤ Morgan Harley Oakley y Ian Paul Wenman
¤ Robert Damian Lake y Marion Corinne Turner
¤ Roy Ethan Morrinson y Griffin Rhett Essex
¤ Joy Ebony Morrinson y Kilian Lee Rowell
¤ Holden Ethan Snape y Eleanor Nadia Heron
¤ Corey Silas Snape y Jane Lydia Orchard
¤ Astrid Juliette Snape y Rhonda Hope Pataki
¤ Tate Julian Snape y James Ronan Poole
¤ Soren Jaspn Snape y Carmen Marianna Rojas
¤ Edgar Samuel Snape y Ingrid Ianthe Lauder
¤ Castiel Gabriel Dream y Cecilia Ember Bonavich
¤ Callum Paul Dream y Avalon Ginevra Carmichael
¤ Cedric Ernest Dream y Bathilda Sibyll Irvine
¤ Garett Elia Dream y Padma Orla Astor
¤ Austin Jordan Dream y Magenta Pomona Hearst
¤ Daryl Silvanus Dream y Nuru Sura Van Doren
¤ Calliope Scarlett Dream y Gemma Pomona Windsor
¤ Cordelia Maribelle Carter y Ivar Rainn Kline
¤ Howart Steven Carter y Sylvia Peyton Bechtel
¤ Lysander Casimir Carter y Enid Jivanta Galumba
¤ Pierre Milford Afton y Kylie Olivia McKeehan
¤ Rupert Stanley Afton y Andrea Jocelyn Varner
¤ Warren Philip Jefferson y Michelle Sabine Castle
¤ Ellie Audrey Jefferson y Shireen Monroe Marks
¤ Giselle Corina Leighton y Mia Velvet Bushnell
¤ Odette Marina Leighton y Nicoletta Verona Goldstein
¤ Larissa Dirina Leighton y Winry Carmina Montgomery
¤ Magnus Cassidy Edevane y Harry Leroy Baker
¤ Stella Andromeda Orville y Harold Russell Mcquiston
¤ Lucille Arabella Orville y Jace Colton Rutledge
¤ Lee Amos Evans y Zoey Makayla Camfield
¤ Cadmus Orion Evans y Trudy Nayala Lovell
¤ Florean Newton Evans y Xenia Sybil Herron
¤ Ivory Ooal Evans y Edmund Wilfred Frankham
¤ Luisa Veronica O'Kelly y Connor Evan Carson.
¤ Finn Andrew Harley y Portia Marilyn Curtis
¤ Abel Nolan Harley y Bonnie Thea Proudley
¤ Louis Xander Harley y Petunia Jamie Deakins
¤ Claire Norah Harley y Lance Chandler Western
¤ Camille Loena Harley y Myrtle Denise Golby
¤ Cora Adelaide Harley y Selma Kelsey Hicks
¤ Juliette Theodora Harley y Daisy China Kempster
¤ Cyrus Maximua Harley y Meredith Shannon Crocker
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To be fair about the Aaron thing, as a book fan I also resented his character in the show - not because of the actor, but because the writers COMPLETELY fucked it up. Book!Aaron wasn’t a “polygamist artist” (literally idk where the fuck that comes from), he was a brainy stoner sweetheart! He was about a year younger than the main cast but in the same grade as them because he was smart, and he was super into Bob Marley lol. While he did date Serena for a minute like in the show, he was actually one of Vanessa’s serious love interests - her primary one after Dan, as a matter of fact. Blair loathed him at first because he moved into her penthouse with his father and his lifestyle majorly clashed with hers, but then they went on a chaotic road trip together to Yale. Blair freaked out so badly during her application interview that she ended up kissing one of her interviewers, but Aaron cheered her up afterwards and they bonded. He was also a great big brother to Blair’s oft-forgotten little brother, Tyler. And it’s frustrating because other major characters that got recharacterized for the show - Dan and Vanessa, for example - still retained most of the more central aspects of who they were, but apart from being Cyrus’s son, Aaron is a completely different person. And it sucks because he was supposed to be a really significant person in both Blair and Vanessa’s stories.
Interesting! I could totally see him as a love interest to Vanessa. And yeah, it is such a shame that we never really got to see Aaron and Blair interact. Like they were step-siblings?? Show!Blair was an only sibling, what must’ve it been like for her to suddenly have a sibling?? It’s so frustrating that the show didn’t touch on what that would be like for her at all.
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Us, January 11
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Cover: Diets That Work -- Julianne Hough
Page 2: Red Carpet -- Stars flex their right to bare leg in high-slit dresses -- Dua Lipa, Cynthia Erivo, Kristin Cavallari, Bebe Rexha, Sydney Sweeney
Page 3: Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Ariel Winter, Hailey Bieber, Shay Mitchell
Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Olivia Wilde vs. Natalie Portman, Ashley Greene vs. Rachel Zoe
Page 6: Loose Talk -- Barack Obama joking about quarantining with his daughter Malia’s boyfriend, Pink revealing she broke her ankle and had a staph infection in addition to testing positive for coronavirus, Amal Clooney joking to husband George Clooney about the time and effort she put into her new 1000-page legal book, Miley Cyrus on feeling like she really made it after Cher slammed her 2013 VMAs performance, Anderson Cooper on being a dad to 8-month-old Wyatt
Page 8: Contents
Page 10: Hot Pics -- Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani stopped at the music studio together in Pasadena
Page 11: Tiger Woods and son Charlie teamed up for the PNC Championship in Orlando, Vivica A. Fox during a tropical getaway in Tulum in Mexico, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner took a stroll around the village and did some shopping in Mammoth Lakes, California
Page 12: Paris Hilton and Carter Reum in Sherman Oaks, Niecy Nash showed support for Regina King at a drive-in event for her film One Night in Miami in Malibu, Candice Swanepoel in a white bathing suit in Miami
Page 13: Duchess Camilla held a virtual royal engagement in London, Dancing With the Stars couple Sasha Farber and Emma Slater were in a great mood while out and about just days after becoming American citizens in L.A.
Page 14: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Matt James hit the golf course in Jupiter in Florida, Renee Zellweger with an armload of packages in L.A., pregnant Emily Ratajkowski sipped on a beverage during a beach day in L.A.
Page 15: Molly Shannon hopped on her bike after withdrawing cash from the ATM in L.A., Sandra Lee taking out the trash at her new place just days after moving out of the N.Y. home she shared with her ex Gov. Andrew Cuomo in Malibu
Page 16: Seeing Double -- mom match with their mini-me’s -- Serena Williams and daughter Alexis Olympia Jr., Sutton Foster and daughter Emily, Gabrielle Union and daughter Kaavia, Kylie Jenner and daughter Stormi, Cardi B and daughter Kulture
Page 17: Kourtney Kardashian and daughter Penelope, Tamera Mowry-Housley and daughter Ariah, Eva Longoria and son Santiago, pregnant Kelly Rowland and son Titan
Page 18: Lady Gaga’s hair looks great in all hues
Page 20: Love Lives -- Lauren Burnham and Arie Luyendyk Jr. welcoming twins
Page 21: Kevin Jonas commemorated his 11th wedding anniversary with wife Danielle by sharing a photo of the two posing at the very spot they met, Chrishell Stause is defending her new romance with Keo Motsepe against all of the conspiracy theories, Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest’s love was built to last
Page 22: Just days after Shia LaBeouf was sued by his ex FKA Twigs for sexual battery and assault and emotional distress Shia was spotted making out with Margaret Qualley at LAX airport -- they’re very much in the honeymoon phase and Margaret’s totally smitten and she trusts he’s not the bad guy people say he is but Margaret’s loved ones are concerned about her new beau especially her mother Andie MacDowell who’s keeping an extremely close watch on the situation and if Shia so much puts a foot out of line she’ll come down on him like a ton of bricks -- Shia insists he’s a changed man and that he’ll never go back to those dark days ever again
Page 23: Life behind bars hasn’t been easy for Mossimo Giannulli and he’s having a rough time -- he’s in Covid-19-related protective custody and spending almost all of his time in his cell has been very mentally taxing but he’s doing his best to stay positive by reading, writing letters to his family and planning future business ventures and turning to prayer when he feels weak
* After relapsing in December John Mulaney is hoping to make 2021 a better year and he’s committed to a total change of lifestyle -- John who has been vocal about his decades-long substance abuse struggles and he had been on a really long run of bad habits that had turned his life upside down but his family and friends are standing by his side and they’re proud that he’s finally getting the help he so desperately needed for quite some time
* Keeping Up With Us -- Maren Morris has officially cancelled her upcoming tour due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic and is in the midst of working on her third album, Rachel Zoe was scarred for life after her 9-year-old son Skyler fell 40 feet from a ski lift, TikTok star Charli D’Amerlio and her family are getting their own reality series, Wilmer Valderrama and his fiancee Amanda Pacheco are expecting their first child, six months after The Weeknd put his Hidden Hills mansion on the market for $25 million his asking price has been slashed to just under under $22 million
Page 24: A Day in Our Life -- Sistine and Sophia Stallone
Page 25: Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez are engaged -- she’s beyond excited and they are so in love and committed to spend the rest of their lives together and her loved ones approve of the real estate agent
Page 26: What Leah Remini Knows -- actress and Scientology critic Leah is calling out Tom Cruise for his on-set freak-out
Page 28: Reality Bites -- these stars got their first moments in the spotlight appearing on unscripted TV shows -- Lady Gaga, Cardi B, Laverne Cox, Kesha
Page 29: Aaron Paul, Josh Henderson, Emma Stone, Jamie Chung
Page 31: Cover Story -- Survival of the Fittest -- how the hottest stars get and stay in shape -- Halle Berry
Page 32: Julianne Hough, Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood
Page 33: Weight Loss Winners -- Rebel Wilson, Tiffany Haddish, Adele
Page 34: Jennifer Aniston, Gal Gadot
Page 36: Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Lopez
Page 37: Power Couples -- Thom Evans and Nicole Scherzinger, Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade, Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes
Page 38: My Healthy Routine -- Kristin Cavallari, Miranda Kerr
Page 39: Reese Witherspoon, Vanessa Hudgens
Page 40: Style -- shades of glory -- Pantone’s Color of the Year for 2021 is actually two defining hues -- wear Illuminating Yellow and Ultimate Gray in myriad ways
Page 42: Entertainment -- Gina Torres on her role on 9-1-1: Lone Star
Page 43: 2021 movie preview
Page 46: Fashion Police -- Gwen Stefani, Ashley Roberts, Lily Collins
Page 47: Saweetie, Gavin Rossdale, Bella Thorne
Page 48: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Brian Austin Green
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