betty i won't make assumptions about why you switched your homeroom but i think it's cos of me betty one time i was riding on my skateboard when i passed your house it's like i couldn't breathe
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
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rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”
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