I present: Tardigrade Narrator.
His name is Moss :)
He is very littol
Fun facts about Moss:
- He hates being called small, cute, or anything that might be seen as diminutive (He's very serious! He has an important story to tell!)
- He is usually microscopic (OoOoOoooo magic bug creeture thing that can project his voice around an officceeeee OoOoOooOOOOoooo)
>>> He CAN be bigger, up to three inches smoll, but it takes a lot of energy to do so
- The Glasses do help his vision, and they are basically monitors that allow him to look through the Parable
- His little sweater actually holds the adventure line, which is why the arrows seem to move around (totally didn't do this specifically because I couldn't draw an outfit that was consistent)
- Technically his Stanley has never seen him before (Other than a post I have saved to send for the Gala, but shhh that doesn't count...)
>>> If his Stanley did see him, he would, in fact, start cooing over how tiny and cute and adorable Moss is.
Oh absolutely!
There are way more Moss facts in This post, but here are a few little ones!
- His favorite color is green, mainly because it's the color of moss (the plant) and also he loves greenery in general (it's kind of his home, the reason why the fern in TSP is so important is actually because it's where he 'resides')
- He technically goes by He/It (Tis a creeture after all)
- He is like other Tardigrades in that he can withstand the literal vacuum of space! (Tardigrades are SO cool I lithaiupgdsoi;djskfjhlagfdn)
- Despite being microscopic he can traverse the parable very quickly
- Sometimes he can be seen carrying around little papers, that's his script :)
- I've said this in other posts but he loves gingersnap cookies and green tea/fruity teas
I hope you enjoyed these Moss facts :)
Also I gave him his own tag - #tardigrade narrator - if you want to see stuff about him (or even post your own <3)