I think if I made Dieter Bravo cry it would fix me

i think about this comment and its reply a lot. it makes me cry sometimes

🌯🗡️ anon here! Ok ok ok I know I said I'd leave you be for a bit since Ive sent way too many asks recently but BUT I have given you a a gift!

A gift? you ask, YES a gift. The little brainrot worms did their job and I wrote a bit of a oneshot inspired by sweeter than honey! Is it good? probably not. Is it brainrot? absolutely!

It's called Brighter Than Gold and the account name is DorylinaeSupremacy (army ants my beloved).

You probably got an email or something giving you a notification on it but consider this like ask as gift wrapping for you. Its nearly 2K words so its something that could be funsies for you to read.

Would it be considered fanart? fanwriting?? Enjoy the fanwriting of your fanwriting!

Do you feel that? Do you feel me holding you gently in my palms? Do you feel all the love I am projecting at you? You should. It's a lot. A tidal wave of adoration and love. You deserve it. I loved the fic. So incredibly accurate. I'm dying. Thanks for such a good death. So good.

Here's a link to it, by the way, so everyone else can see it.

You did such a good job! I wouldn’t have spotted it as your first fanfic! I love it. I'm eating it. I'm dying in bliss.

🌯🗡

iiiiiiii think i need to start a new project tonight!!!!!!!!

oh good god i just fully had a cry over laura

Hey now, Let her cook!

one of the differences between good omens the show vs good omens the book that will always fuck me up is the post-bookshop fire scene. crowley goes from picking himself up, dusting himself off, accepting the loss of aziraphale and Just Driving Anyway to completely falling apart. i do get why people have gripes with it being changed so fundamentally, and i've thought about it a lot myself, but i've never been able to bring myself to get mad about it. i always circle back to how the book was written by two best friends. that drunken, wrecked, grief stricken scene was written in a post-pratchett world. he lost his best friend.

Sitting here watching s2xe5 and it’s the scene where Crowley is asking Aziraphale why his French is so bad and he says “I went to Monsieur Rossignol’s night classes in 1760”.

I decided to Google if this was a real person since the name wasn’t familiar to me, and instead I had my giant gay heart stomped on by Neil Gaiman once again.

The French word for nightingale: Rossignol

It’s the language of romance and Aziraphale took night classes with a Mr. Nightingale. I CAN’T BREATHE.

We could have been... us.

Good Omens (2019-2023)

I really love the way they have written Sally and Percy’s relationship in the show. Sally being the mom of a neurodivergent kid and feeling like shes constantly failing. Her being isolated because she doesnt have anyone to talk to about this as a single parent. And she makes mistakes, she feels human. Then we have Percy feeling like a burden to his parent. He cant understand why none of his parents want him around even though its for his wellbeing. It’s so heartbreaking but so real.

Mourning is hard when you have to keep moving

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

Imagine how hurtful it must have been for Crowley to see Gabriel, the person who literally took an active part in the process of traumatising the man he loves into the mindset that he cannot be happy and free, get a happy ending. To see the man, who was one of the reasons Aziraphale haven't even acknowledged their relationship for such a long time, because they were on "opposite sides". The man who was one of the reasons they couldn't be together, even as friends, for 6000 years. The man who wanted to execute Aziraphale with a smile on his face and "shut your stupid mouth and die already" as his "goodbye". Seeing this man getting what Crowley has always dreamt of: being able to run away with the person he loves, leave Heaven and Hell behind and just be together with his beloved - in Soho or on Alpha Centauri, literally wherever, because "Heaven is wherever Beelzebub is". Crowley seeing Gabriel get it so... so effortlessly, while he has worked for it so long, nearly died because of it and still haven't been able to get that, to get the happy ending and sever all the connections with Heaven and Hell. It must have hurt like hell (most literally).

Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself

Facing the clay

I feel disgustingly human today.

Spent the last three days or so

crying into stray bottles, my bedsheets, the kitchen sink

and yet, there are so infinitely many more tears...

I try to think of them as me, watering the garden after a draught,

you don't know what'll grow from it,

you have no way of knowing

what's to become of yourself.

no but you do not understand we collectively spent YEARS heartbroken over donna! and doctor never ever got over losing her! and now they are together, and they have chosen each other for family, and donna's family has warmth enough for him, and they are happy and having dinners, and 14th is casually sneaking his niece away on adventure while making sure not to tell donna because she would obliterate him and IT'S OKAY THEY'RE CHOSEN SIBLINGS IT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO.

listen. LISTEN.

donna's every day was taken away from her.

the doctor has been running every day ever since.

and now they get to spend time together. not a brief trip in a tardis. not a reunion before parting forever. but every. day. every day, one after the other. and they are finally home.