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FOUR TIMES YOU WERE STRUCK INCAPABLE OF IMAGINING YOUR LIFE WITHOUT EDDIE MUNSON
(+ one, of the many, where he felt the same about you)
part of the hellfire & ice universe
eddie munson x f!reader, reader is nicknamed lacy, you know the drill, minors dni only warnings are for fluff and eddie and lacy being cute and in denial
word count: 2k
tagging @chiefbonkpruneegg happy birthday pal <3 enjoy this nonsense
TRACK ONE: LET'S STICK WITH TELEVISION FOR TWO HUNDRED, ALEX
You and Eddie balance on either side of Ronnie Ecker's couch like faithful gargoyles, armed with soup and homework. Ronnie's caught the worst end of some green-gooed virus, so you two have taken it upon yourselves to deliver the necessities; tomato soup with extra hot sauce ("To snot out the demons," quoth Eddie) and history homework. But something on the television sucked you both right in, Poltergeist style, as you entered the Ecker trailer. Some hot young thing called Alex Trebek, captaining the maiden voyage of a brand new Jeopardy.
"You know who would kill on this show?" Eddie says, settling himself on the armrest to Ronnie's sniffling left.
"Guh, who?" Ronnie asks, huffing the steaming vapors of the spicy tomato soup like it's paint fumes.
You're pitched on the other armrest, pointing the rolled up history homework toward the screen. "What is the White H--US Treasury, are you fucking stupid?! Have these people never seen a twenty dollar bill before? What is the White House!"
You toss a glance over to Ronnie and Eddie for reassurance, just in time to catch them sharing a look. A good ol' Lacy know-it-all look. "Oh, shut up. as if I have more useless information rattling around in my brain than--"
Both you and Eddie snap at the TV in unison, "Who is Elvis Presley!"
Your turn to share a look. Game on? Game on.
It rolls on like that for a couple of categories, Ronnie sipping her soup straight from the container between you, hiding a smile as you and Eddie gradually bark louder and louder. Who are the Marx Brothers! What is 'break a leg'! Who was Napoleon!
"What, you're paying attention in History all of a sudden?"
"I'm a solid C student thanks to you, baby."
It occurs to you suddenly and begrudgingly and all at once; Eddie's right. You would kill on this show. But more than that, you want to wipe the floor and wring Eddie Munson out like the mop that he is.
"The greeting which opened each episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents."
"What is," both of you, in perfect Hitchcock tonality and without missing a beat, "Gooooood eeeeevening."
TRACK TWO: LIKE IF BECKY SHARP WAS FRIENDS WITH A BIG GOOFY HOUND DOG
Your first honest-to-god paycheck from the Bookstore was a fat wad of tens and singles plus change and it was handed to you in a brown paper bag. Invest this wisely, said Ivana, so of course, you followed your heart and your hard earned cash directly to the thrift store.
The front bell ding-a-lings and you walk through the door holding your moneybag aloft like the biggest, blue ribbon winning-est gourd at the county fair. You are proud as hell, because you did this! On your own! This isn't your daddy's money, this isn't the result of a once-toyed with idea that you might make a really good cat burglar, this was yours all yours!
"Put that down already! It's like you're wearing a sign saying mug me!" Eddie, bringing up the rear, yanks your arm back down by your side.
You laugh, mirthful and Hepburnian. "More like try me! I'm a working woman now, Eddie! I can hold my own! I can buy boots, guilt free, no strings, no blood money!"
"Uh-huh. consider that glass ceiling of having an after school job well and truly," he picks up a lamp from the scarcely populated homewares section, mimes slow-motion smashing it, "shattered!"
"Plus!" you cheerily pivot on your heel, a spring in your step that cannot be unsprung, even by Eddie's welcome to the real world, jackass flavored attempts. "Who would ever dare try and rob me when I've got a big, tough guard doggy like you three feet behind me at all times?"
Eddie's eyes narrow, like he's not all the way peachy keen on how you've pointed out your inseparability. But. He doesn't deny it either. A broken-stringed tennis racket bops you on the head.
"You owe me gas money."
"Shut up, please. I am shopping."
TRACK THREE: BUSTER MOVES
We'll always have the movies.
You sit, glassy-eyed, in your regular seats at the Hawk as The Cook starring Buster Keaton ticks along on the screen ahead of you. This Keaton retrospective, which you had been looking forward to for weeks, which you had been threatening to drag Eddie to for weeks, is going down a little... bland.
Not even that over-the-shoulder gaze that has Keaton beaming lasers of lust right into Virginia Rappe's skull adds any spice. You don't even bring up the whole scandal with her and Fatty Arbuckle, which would ordinarily be fertile territory to plow through with Eddie as a rapt audience.
In fact, you don't even tell him to kick his feet off the seats.
You've zoned out, because you still have the chill of the penitentiary's visiting quarters under your skin. Your dad and his cruelty that the bulletproof glass couldn't dull. The usual escape to the movies bit isn't doing the trick.
Then, you feel shaggy waves tickling your shoulder.
"I can do that."
"What?"
Directly in front of you, Buster is giving it his best Salome, his dance moves all angles. This display of pure deadpan goofiness was what made you obsess over Keaton in the first place, falling head over heels for a man who kicked it long before you were born.
And to your immediate left, you have Eddie Munson in your ear, telling you, "I can do that."
"No you can't," you say, and it doesn't sound like half the challenge it usually would.
Then, in a jolt that makes the whole row of rickety theater seats shake, Eddie's on his feet and stripping off his jacket. And before you can utter some totally perfunctory what're you... he's hot footing it down the steps to the splash zone, the front row, of the screen.
"You know I've seen this movie a million times?" Eddie says, projecting his voice right out like he's performing a one man show. Munson: Meditations on Dumbassery. You sit upright, glancing around to double-triple check that you're definitely alone in the screen. And you are-- Hawkins doesn't have as much a taste for the non-talkies as you do. And you were pretty sure that Eddie didn't either, and yet...
"Are you serious?" you ask, a laugh starting at the back of your throat.
"Does this look like a call and response? Let the maestro work, please," Eddie chides you over his shoulder, turning his back and hopping in place like a boxer about to take the ring.
And then, all of a sudden, he's... dancing? Sort of? Well, he's certainly moving his body, but it's nothing like what Buster's doing, and it's nothing like anyone's ever possibly done and not been hospitalized for, because the way his limbs are moving is borderline inhuman and you are laughing. Laughing, laughing, laughing in a way that feels like Eddie reaching right through the fog of your horrible, dissociative feelings and bringing you back into the light.
You toss popcorn at him and he totally fails to catch it in his mouth, his face lit up in shades of black and white by the projection.
"A million times, huh?"
Eddie, breathless, shrugs, "Alright, I lied. But you laughed."
Point to Munson.
TRACK FOUR: LIBERATING MY MAGAZINES
It was a favor that he'd agreed to before you even offered to buy him breakfast after, a favor that didn't need sweetening up. As his van rolled into Loch Nora, Eddie's brows knit a little bit-- and you wondered how much of him regretted saying yes so hastily.
"On a scale of one to felony..."
Your house hadn't been sold yet. Repossessed, sure, but not sold. It stood there, darkened and quiet and gathering dust and the sheer sight of it being the only house on your street with an overgrown lawn made your chest feel tight. You bet the neighbors had something to say about that. You bet the neighbors had a lot to say about you. Curtains were no doubt twitching when you and Eddie pulled up in front of your old driveway.
"It's fine. It's my stuff, anyway."
About a half hour later, Eddie drops a pile of slightly-weather beaten copies of Rolling Stone bearing your name and old address onto a table in the diner, the remnants of your now-cancelled subscription.
"You gotta wonder what they're putting in that new print format that kept those things from totally composting."
"Thank god they didn't! I need to finish that Tom Wolfe serial or I'll die," you declare as he picks up a menu and you rifle through the pile. "Order whatever. It's on me."
Eddie snorts. You're still carting around that dwindling brown bag of cash. "You don't have to do that."
"No," you say, eyes darting around to anywhere but his face, "but I want to. For helping me to liberate my magazines."
"Lace. I'd happily liberate your magazines without the promise of pancakes," his mouth twists into this little grin you can't help but think of as sweet, "but they do help."
"Order enough to keep us here for a while," you say, and pass him a Rolling Stone.
The next while passes silently between you two, passing issues back and forth until one of you picks out something the two of you can fight about. Eddie twists his rings around when he's reading; you gather this from the looks you keep sneaking.
It feels eerily relaxed. Slightly domestic. And by the end, over-caffeinated with the way you two are soundlessly cackling over an imagined world where the cover of Springsteen's Born in the USA isn't an ass shot, but a full-frontal dick shot. "But where does he put the flag?!"
It's one way to kill a Saturday.
SECRET SONG: SWAPPING NOTES
In the relentless waves of the morning crush to get to his next class, he almost misses you-- just like he'd like to almost miss this next class. But then, there you are with freshly-manicured nails digging into his elbow.
For whatever reason, you've taken it upon yourself to make sure that Eddie Munson doesn't skip! At least, where you can help it.
"Yoohoo! Spanish is this way," you say, reorienting him in the right direction in that insistent little way that you do. Eddie's pretty sure that if he sat on you, you'd snap, yet he lets you completely manipulate his clearly superior physical strength anyway.
"We're not in Spanish together!" he tries, a last ditch to get you to turn around so he can ditch.
"No, but French is juste par là so you are pas de chance, my friend!" you tell him with a stare that says I've been tracking your movements like a hunter, dumbass. See my big spear? From that gargantuan folder you're clutching, you dig out a paper. "I have that thing you wanted me to look at."
"Sssshut up, I don't need everyone to know," Eddie flushes. It's not homework he begged to copy from you for once. It is actually this comparative essay that he actually thinks he might not have completely screwed up. But he kind of wanted a professional not-screwer-upper-of-homework's point of view, so... that's why your little red pen marks are all over it.
"Why, whose reputation am I sparing?" He sees your point. You are basically walking arm in arm with him. You. "But, y'know, I was right about you! The thought is there, the execution just needs a little fine tuning."
"So it was..."
"Not amazing! But not awful. I've done my edits and you can just copy as per-- but absorb them, please, okay? Learn something?"
Eddie's head rolls back on his neck with this petulant groan and he almost clocks a freshman at elbow level, shaking his arms in total frustration. God, now you were giving him homework on top of his homework? He should have just paid you to do the homework!
"I hate when you want me to better myself! Shit!"
"Well!" you say, in that bright, adorable, annoyingly-self satisfied way, "I wouldn't do it if I didn't see potential, so suck on that."
#published by powder#e. munson by powder#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x f!reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x oc#edlacy#blurbs#need to stop tagging things over 2k as 'blurb'#anwayy your honor i LOVE THEMMMMM this is just silly and fun#cba making a banner i'm too tired#hai brainrot#l. doevski by powder
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IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY
#kaishin#kuroba kaito#kudou shinichi#detective conan#dcmk#kaitou kid#edogawa conan#kidco#kidshin#kaico#LOOK AT THEMMMMMN#MY BEAUTIFUL BOYSSSSSS#ALSO LOOK AT KAITO????#WHY HE EATING UP KAITOU KID LIKE THAT OMG????? GODDAMN PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL PAT HIS HEAD AND TUCK HIM UNTO BED UGHHHH#AND OOOOH SHINICHI MY BOY YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE LOST YOU BBY COME HOMEEEEE 😭😭😭😭#i love kidco so much like theyre so iconic look at themmmmm THEY'RE SO COOL AND LARGER THAN LIFE UGGHHHHH#i love them all your honor even though technically theres like only 2 people there but whatever#I LOVE THE OG LOVESQUARE BABEEEEYYY#need more stuff in the 'kuroba kaito doesnt know edogawa conan is kudou shinichi' tag just for the lovesquare shenanigans amirite 👉😏👉#dc prattles#btw sorry im so kaishin brainrd but if you look at the art for hakuba aoko and ran???? DAMN DCMK I AINT FORGIVING YALL WITH THAT M27 REVEAL#BUT YALL REALLY COOKED WITH THR ART IN THIS CARD GAME IMMA GIVE YOU THAT
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Everyone thank @arcaneyouth for designing the best characters in the whole world <3 I love love love clinking them together like dolls I mean just LOOK at them ogughgh GirleFriends
#my art#artists on tumblr#orignal art#original character#original characters#original character art#oc art#my ocs#original work#kemonomimi#lesbian#wlw#fantasy story#cordelia#blackjack#I LOVE THEMMMMM I LVOE THEM YOUR HONOR
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"S-Sorry. I-I don't know what's gotten over me." Keiji apologized, yet his hand was still against the wall, with Yuuji backed against it. Even while he was aware of what he was doing, another part of him subconsciously didn't want his other half to leave his side.
Now that he could look at Yuuji in the eyes, he realized it had been a while since he stared deeply for more than a few seconds like this. There was something so... tense and intimate about the gesture. But unlike Yuuji, Keiji still had some hesitance and lack of confidence left in him, so instead of pursuing what he wanted, he buried his forehead on Yuuji's shoulder.
"I guess it's just been a while since we've been like this. I didn't know I could even be this way."
( akateru and umarekawari tag called for da pining keiji for his soulmateee )
@ervaurem
See, Terushima's used to being the one flirting, to take initiative, to pull stunts such as this. He's the one usually being loud and proud, showing his love for Akaashi in various ways. So for him to be suddenly trapped, between the warm body of his soulmate and the cold wall, he felt blood rush both up and down at the same time, making him feel quite dizzy and weak kneed.
Somehow he did manage to stay on his feet, staring wide eyed into Keiji's eyes, his breath hitching at the sight. Not only were they captivating, beautiful, up close but there were also emotions present. Various ones he hoped, no, knew he recognized, because they were the same ones he tried to show Akaashi.
Teru felt like his heart was about to pop out from his chest any minute, his cheeks were a delightful red and he was feeling warm. Very warm. For a brief moment he wondered if he was to move if there would be visible steam coming up from under the collar of his shirt. It's not often Keiji got assertive, or did something like... like this. It caught him off guard, in a positive way.
Despite Akaashi being his soulmate, despite the time, the history they have together, he still feels shy. His lips tremble a little while curving into a smile; being grateful for the small break he gets when Keiji finally breaks eye-contact and hides against his shoulder. Terushima rubs one of his warm cheeks briefly, before he wraps his arms around Keiji's shoulders, fingers sinking into dark locks.
His heart is still to calm down. Could Akaashi hear it?
"It's... it's fine. You surprised me, 's all."
Few heart beats later and he giggles, resting his cheek against Keiji's head. "That was kinda hot... Didn't know you had that in you~," he can't help but tease.
#. 遊児 . answered#ervaurem#fIRST OF ALL; DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ASK DID TO ME!?#SECOND OF ALL; THEM!!! THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I'M CRYING THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS HELP#I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR#. 遊児 . umarekawari
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Hello! I’be been obsessing with your Y/N sea monster au for a while now and wanted to doodle some things that have come to mind hehe, tysm for the fantastic ideas! Keep being amazing!
SEES THIS IN MY ASK BOX AND FORGETS HOW TO BREATHE AND DIES INSTANTLY
LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LOUD SNIFFLING AND SOBBING*
also damn you out here drawing Eclipse like a whole entire slice of cake,, he ain't a snack he's a fine DESSERT hot DAMN
and SEA MONSTER-READER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD DIE FOR THIS IDEA OF THEM UR HONOR THEY R SO COOL AND RUGGED AND ANXIOUS I LOVE THEM UR HONOR I LOVE THEM
y'all out here making my silly ideas into the fine wine of au designs and concepts, tf
#bones of a rabbit#asks#art to be adored#upforrent#follow the artist#pirate eclipse#pirate and sea monster au#sea monster y/n#sea monster reader#stuffing this art n designs in my mouth and chomping violently#god ur style is so good how r y'all so talented what#cries cries cries#im. way too tiny to b handling this much good stuffs these days im gonna straight up implode
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I’m curios who is the one that is more in love
bucky or jeanie? (my favorite bucky story ever)
gale or maureen? (twc version i cry)
rosy or cp? (I MISS THEMMMMM)
I’ve written (am witting) your favorite Bucky story?! I cannot take this, someone sedate me I am too honored and can’t cope. Whewww. Whew ok, ok focus, Marina, focus.
💌 Them. John and Julie Jean, this is so hard. Technically there are “falls first, falls harder” in here except the cycle keeps going and they keep falling harder and catch them in the nursing home still at it to this day. If we are to call “in love” as it is called in the movies, as we are left with dreamy ever afters and almost mindless happiness -that’s for Julie. Bucky gives her that, and she’s never been able to trust someone else with being as naturally dreamy as she is without harm before, so this is cherishment indeed. And love. If we were to define love like the poets and talk of grappling in a petrified fervor over it and the use of it as a single will to live and the vigilant guardianship of its object -that’s Bucky with Julie.
🪺 Gale and Maureen. Probably Gale, at least for the first few years. Many reasons for that, he’s more mature, he’s more blindsided by it, he’s possibly more in need of it. He never meant for it to happen he’s just head down and feet up in a vat of “love” that Maureen regularly dunks him in and lord knows how he plans to get out of it. Maureen -more of obsession, or adoration, but not love in all its facets. She’s very loyal, for sure, protective and thinks he’s a doll and wants to bite anyone with eyeballs who looks at him too long, but her background is a bit spoiled, reckless and insincere out of unmalicious boredom with sticking to one thing. She doesn’t even give it that much thought, probably intends to keep him as a artifact and have her cake too -which is half the problem. Again, not meanly, just never was made to settle down and give it thought before. Who would she be willing to change for in order not to hurt?
🕯CP or Rosey?! Oh how I love, love, love being asked about them still. She fell first, he fell harder, proceeded to then teach her a deeper kind of love
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your honor I LOVE THEMMMMM
i’ve been searching for some refs again and found this anddd why not amirite (plus i never draw stevenlayla SOO)
#moon knight#moon knight fanart#my art#digital art#fan art#artists on tumblr#marc in there being a supportive bby bro#i mean#same body innit'?#honestly who cares if it's stevenlayla or marclayla THESE IDIOTS ARE CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH HER AND LAYLA CAN HAVE BOTTH
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OH MY GOSH I FORGOT SHAUN AND LEA
SORRY LOL
I'm catching up on this after the fact because I was super invested it watching xDD
:'DD Lea!!
And there's Shaun :')))
Yeah there's now ay she's spending the night away from you xdd
I really hope neither of you brings up how this was kind of a sucky wedding night 😭😭 xD
Okay good you didn't lol
:'o he's telling her he talked to Steve
😭😭😭😭😭😭✋ He said he's trying to believe him that he isn't to blame for Steve's death :'DDDD
Stop that's amazing 😭😭😭❤️🥰🥰❤️
ACUFMNEFBULWK HE SAID HE FEELS MARRIED NOW :'DDDDD
THEMMMMM YOUR HONOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭
Also how he said he already loved her an amazing amount but after her helping him he managed to love her even more :'))))?
Like those weren't the exact words but yeah that 😭 I died
Like in dead, that's so cute and loving and amazing 😭😭😭😭🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
Themmm your honor :'DDD
Them <3
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vote margarito and nagomi nava for blaseball hall of fame! siblings that eat fire together win blessings together
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Jimmy Woo & Monica Rambeau
WandaVision (2021) - The Series Finale
#wandavisionedit#marveledit#wandavision#monica rambeau#jimmy woo#they're in love your honor#this moment!!! so cute. i want more of themmmmm.#amaya does photoshop
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aight bestie things are about to get soppy
first of all thank you so much for being my friend iTS AN HONOR FOR ME OKAY???
second you are amazing in general but also an amazing artist and both your writing and your drawings (i've seen ur tiktok) are amazing, mwah
third: thank you for collabing with me (i have picked a name for us as you know, it's queerdeadenbysiriusblack ^_^ hope you like it and if you don't we can look for another :)))) )!! we have one (or two?) collabs together and i love themmmmm sm (we still gotta start talking and working about/on the 3rd chapter of the sinners and the saints 😬)
fourth: ily bestie <33 'scar my bestie angsting us up' is my tag for you on my blog
and again, ily bestie <3333
first: THE HONOUR IS MINE
second: thank you!! i can't remember if ive posted my bowie painting on tiktok, but I'll show it to you if i havent,, also you're an incredible writer too, omg <3
third: the name is so good,, genius!! i love collabing with you sm, you have the best ideas (oops yeahh,, its been a while we really need to :)
fourth: ilyt <3 my tag for you is 'my favourite angst writer' i had another one for you but i forgot it (i can never think of tag names,, if you want a different one pls say!!)
ILY BESTIE <2<3
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Hello my dear 😊, i hope your doing fine this weekend, do you have some deathcore bands you can recommend, i only have songs from Bring me the horizon and i need more deathcore in my life and i love your taste of music, so i thought i ask you, thank you so much 😘
@caillea HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS THE BEST WEEKEND EVER OR WHAT?! i love getting deathcore asks and i’m so happy that you came to me for some recs i’m so honored!
okay so i’ll recommend my top 10 artists to follow as well as my favorite track from each just to give you some variety!🖤✨
1. Angelmaker - fave track has to be The Rabbit it’s FILTHYYY
2. Black Tongue - fave track by them (besides Coma) is Waste like 100000% guttural magic ✨
3. Brand Of Sacrifice- fave by them has to be Beast Of Darkeness the breakdown makes my kitty fall out of my body 🤤
4. Chelsea Grin - fave track is for sure Crewcabanger because it’s DISGUSTINGLY PERFECT 🥴
5. Jinjer - fave track by them is Judgement and Punishment she’s literally a QUEEN 👑
6. Job For A Cowboy - Entombment of A Machine like hands fucking down is what brought me into deathcore... i LOVE them 🖤
7. Infant Annihilator - fave song of all time by them is Childchewer they are a staple band download everything they have you will never be disappointed with themmmmm💀✨
8. Oceano - god i love them and my fave track is Lucid Reality just give them a listen you’ll love them so much too 😈
9. Rings Of Saturn - fave track is Inadequate but honestly each song they produce is FUCKING FIRE 🔥
10. Signs Of The Swarm - IM LITERALLY SO HARD FOR THEM I CANT... fave track of all time by them is Nightcrawler’s but for real they are hands down one of the best bands out there... i can’t even explain they have the best riffs and breakdowns ive ever heard 🤯
i am so damn excited to hear if you liked any of them! please let me know! i appreciate you sending me this i got giddy from all of this song finding stuff don’t hesitate to send more i love it!😍🤤🖤
#god i’m so happy#deathcore recs#death core#infant annihilator#job for a cowboy#rings of saturn#signs of the swarm#angelmaker#oceano#chelsea grin#jinjer#black tongue#brand of sacrifice#song recs#mutuals
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