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emerald-onion · 10 months

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Interview Recording: SCP-404 and Dr. Dream

The following video is a recording of the interview between Dr. Dream and SCP-404.

[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Dream: Hello, Error. My name is Dr. Dream. Thank you for accepting this interview with us, you have my greatest gratitude.

SCP-404: (Scoffs) L3t'S jUSt g3T tHis 0v3r w1th.

Dr. Dream: Of course, of course. I'll try my best. (Opens SCP-404's file) It says here that you were recovered on [REDACTED], yes?

SCP-404: h0W TH3 fuCk w0Uld 1 R3m3b3R?

Dr. Dream: My apologies. But at least you still remember the person who used to interview you?

SCP-404: wh0?

Dr. Dream: XGaster? The previous Head Director? The one who registered you to the database?

SCP-404: 0h? h1M? h3's JUst AN0th3r aB0mInAti0n, n0th1ng m0R3, n0th1ng l3SS. h3's LUcky ThAT 1 h3av3n't MAsT3r3d mY p0W3r aT THat P01nT 0f T1m3, 0r 3ls3 h3 w0ulD haV3 b33n s1x F33ts Und3r.

Dr. Dream: (Cocks his head) You still haven't heard?

SCP-404: H3arD wHAt?

Dr. Dream: (Mutters under his breath) Consider how close you're to Ink, I thought they would have... (Louder) No, it doesn't matter.

SCP-404: y0U cAN't jUSt SAy thAT aND n0T 3lab0RAT3, ab0m1NAt10N.

Dr. Dream: It isn't something for me to say.

SCP-404: th3N wh0?

Dr. Dream: Ink.

SCP-404: (Jolts violently)

Dr. Dream: (Tightens his grip) What's wrong?

SCP-404: n3Xt qu3sT1on.

Dr. Dream: ...?

SCP-404: (Growls) n3Xt qu3sT1on.

Dr. Dream: ... Alright. (Flips through the file) It's clear that you don't remember much of your early days, so these questions are probably useless... Ah, yes. You breached containment only 3 months after capture. May I ask why?

SCP-404: (Glares) s0 y0U WAnt m3 t0 sTAy aND L3T y0U p3Ol3 p0k3 m3 aR0unD l1K3 a lAB RaT?

Dr. Dream: But that isn't everything, is it?

SCP-404: ...

Dr. Dream: You know that the people outside would never accept you. You know that staying was the best chance to undo whatever happened to you. You know that breaching containment would damn you to a life of running and hiding forever, especially when, how did you put it, you still hadn't mastered your own powers. So, why?

SCP-404: g3T t0 TH3 p01Nt.

Dr. Dream: Pardon me?

SCP-404: y0U ar3 g01NG som3wh3r3 w1Th th1S, s0 jUSt g3t t0 tH3 p01nt.

Dr. Dream: I'm not sure what you're talking about...

SCP-404: (Slams the table) D1n'T 1 t0lD y0U tHat 1 wANt t0 g3t th1S 0v3r w1TH?!

Dr. Dream: ... (Sighs) Alright. I won't beat around the corner anymore. (Puts down the folder) What have you done to Ink?

SCP-404: (Jolts in surprise) wHAT?

Dr. Dream: Ever since Project Doodle Sphere, ever since they went to capture you, Ink has been acting strange. They have been brighter, bolder, smiling a lot more, but it feels... fake. Even more fake than the emotions they pretended to have when they were still dealing with their Alexithymia... (Whispers painedly) It's like seeing a totally different person. (Back to normal volume) So, I ask you again, (Stares at SCP-404 intensely) What have you done with them?

SCP-404: w-WHy d0U th1Nk ThaT 1t HaS aNYth1ng t0 D0 w1Th m3? h0w th3 h3ll w0uLD I b3 aBL3 t0 unD3rstaNd thAt Stup1d su1D?

Dr. Dream: (With a biting voice) You're shaking, Error.

SCP-404: ...

Dr. Dream: Are you, perhaps, feeling guilty? (Smirks cruelly) What can you possibly be guilty about?

SCP-404: sHUt uP...

Intercom: Dr. Dream, please refrain from aggravating SCP-404.

Dr. Dream: Why are you still trying to hide it, Error? It's written plainly on your face right now. Or maybe you can't even admit it to yourself? That you have broken Ink? That you have broken one of the only people who still care about your sad, pathetic life?

SCP-404: Shut up.

Intercom: Dr. Dream...

Dr. Dream: I don't even how Ink is still friends with you. Tell me, how many times had you tried to push them away? A man who only wanted to help you? How many times had I had to wait, terrified, helpless, as they were sent to the emergency room yet again? Even now, when you are finally contained, how many times have you hurt them?

SCP-404: SHUT UP!

Intercom: Dr. Dream!

Dr. Dream: NO! YOU DON'T GET TO ORDER ME AROUND! (Snarls) I WILL SHUT UP WHEN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEST FRIEND!

SCP-404: 1T WAS ALL 1NK'S FAULT! (Starts glitching terribly) THE1R FAULT FOR TRY1NG TO F0LL0W M3 1NT0 TH3 ANT-V01D, D3SPIT3 KN0W1NG H0W DANG3ROUS 1 AM! TH3IR FAULT F0R ST1LL B3L1EV31NG 1N S0M30N3 L1KE M3! TH3IR FAULT F0R D3STR0Y1NG 1T TH3MS3LVES! I D1N'T M3AN T0 L3AV3 TH3M TH3R3! I D1DN'T M3AN T0 HURT TH3M!!!

Dr. Dream: (Takes a step back) E-Error?

SCP-404: (Dial up noise) 1 d1dn't m3An t0 1 d1dn't m3An t0 1 d1dn't m3An t0 1d1dn'tm3Ant0-

Dr. Dream: (Raises his voice) Error!

A crash, followed by the sound of rebooting computer.

And then-

Static.

[END LOG]

#undertale #utmv #utmv au #undertale multiverse #undertale multiverse au #ink sans #dream sans #error sans #scp #scp foundation #scp foundation: the x-file

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chizue-witchery · 7 months

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⚜️. *. �� Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP

⚜️. *. ⋆ Pairing: Bobby (QSMP) & Jaiden Animations, Jaiden Animations & Rafael Lange | Cellbit

⚜️. *. ⋆ Character/s: Jaiden Animations, Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Bobby, Binary Code Entity

⚜️. *. ⋆ Summary: Jaiden stares at the polaroids scattered on the table, sweat dripping off her the longer she stares at them.

It's several pictures of Bobby; her sweet child, who is standing beside her; who has been staring at those pictures for the past five minutes with an expression Jaiden has never seen on her son before.

⚜️. *. ⋆ Word Count: 1,169

⚜️. *. ⋆ Warnings/Tags: canon divergence au, angst, fluff

⚜️. *. ⋆ Prompts/Squares Filled: Polaroid, Mistaken Identity || @whumptober

Whumptober2023 Masterlist

AO3

A/N: the ending feels a bit rushed but i didn't know how to continue it.

also yes, this is definitely based off of q!charlie taking care of code juanaflippa. i wanted to write one about q!jaiden and code bobby.

iit's also my first time writing cellbit. i didn't write that much dialogue for him cause i got a little scared it might be ooc.

Jaiden stares at the polaroids scattered on the table, sweat dripping off her the longer she stares at them.

"What is the meaning of this?" Jaiden asks as she grabs one of the polaroids that shows a photo of Bobby looking corrupted; black and green corruption taking over his body while his smile is different than the one Bobby usually gives her. There are several variations of the same thing; a corrupted-looking Bobby.

Cellbit looks at her, then side eyes Bobby. He sighs, "Jaiden."

Jaiden knows that tone. She's heard of it from Cellbit a couple times already, but it only happens whenever he knows something she never told anyone. And hearing it now scares her.

"I don't know what you're talking about," she laughs, more nervous than before while she turns to him.

"Jaiden…" Cellbit frowns, his tail flickering behind him, "that's not Bobby."

Jaiden should have never brought Bobby down to The Order with her. She should have kept him in Bobby Fields. She should have kept Bobby as a secret more.

But she was so delighted to see Bobby again, it became harder for her to hide from the others. Not when Bobby continued to follow her even when she had told him to stay home.

Jaiden frowns, moving Bobby closer to her using her wings, noticing Cellbit watching everything while his eyes are big, tail low as it moves slowly.

"Bobby," says Jaiden while she takes out the warp stone, letting her son hold on to it.

She could feel the magic slowly reeling them in, whispering to the stone where she wanted them to go.

Cellbit reaches out and Jaiden takes a step back, moving Bobby along with her as she takes a defensive position.

"You can't take him," Jaiden snapped at him, her wings held away from her body as she took another step back.

Cellbit's cat ears lower down. "Jai–"

And it's the last thing Jaiden hears from Cellbit's mouth before she and Bobby return back to Bobby Fields, leaving Cellbit alone in The Order's base.

Silence takes over them as Jaiden waits and waits for Cellbit to appear at the waystone in front of her. When he doesn't appear after a few minutes, Jaiden's wings lower and she almost collapses at the relief and fear still in her bones.

Jaiden breathes slowly, letting go of her son's hands as she tries to keep her hands from shaking, trying her best not to think about what Cellbit knows.

He now knows about Bobby.

He also knows about Bobby Fields.

He might tell the others about it.

They might take Bobby away from her.

Not again, not again, not again—

Bobby taps her shoulder and Jaiden turns to look at her son, watching his hands as he signs, "Ar3 y0u 0kay, mam@?"

Jaiden smiles at her child and breathes, trying to prevent herself from panicking more in front of him. "I'm okay," she tells him as she gently holds his hand. "Let's go back inside, it's getting dark."

Bobby nods and he follows her back inside the house. Jaiden barricades the doors and windows while Bobby sits in one of the chairs, slowly swinging his legs, watching her the entire time.

She doesn't see the corrupted marks taking over Bobby, appearing only for a moment before it disappears when Jaiden turns back to look at him. She takes out the book and quill Bobby had written to her, crossing out all the tasks they had done for the day.

"The only task left is to sing a lullaby before going to bed," Jaiden noted with a nod and smile, fluffing up her feathers.

Bobby smiles back, his sharp teeth showing as Jaiden grabs him and lifts him up, the two of them laughing as they spun around the room.

Jaiden eventually sets him down when the dizziness becomes too much for her, sitting down on the chair in front of Bobby. She softens when she looks at her son, ignoring the obvious signs that it's not him—the real Bobby.

"I love you, Bobby," Jaiden says with utmost sincerity, her voice softening to a tone she had never heard from herself until now.

Bobby doesn't respond. Instead, he gets off the chair to face Jaiden and signs, "F0llow m3."

Jaiden nods, not understanding why Bobby wants her to follow him, but she does. She follows Bobby go outside, killing the mobs and creatures on their way with Bobby to protect her too from them. Jaiden goes between paying attention to where she is going and looking up at the sky, looking at the stars that shine the night.

Jaiden doesn't know where they're heading off to, but she continues to follow even with the obvious signs that something is about to happen to her. She follows and steps at the warp plate Bobby went to, the magic taking her to somewhere farther away; an undiscovered part of an area she never went to.

"Bobby, where are we going?" Jaiden asks but Bobby doesn't stop to respond, continuing to walk until she sees a massive structure ahead, almost similar to the alien structures that kept appearing everywhere. She stops walking to stare at the structure but Bobby moves to grab her hand and take her inside.

Jaiden is sweating, a nervous laugh escaping her lips as she asks again, "Where are we going?"

Bobby, again, doesn't respond, but he leads her deeper inside the structure. Jaiden looks around, wanting to take the time to take pictures with her camera but Bobby continues to drag her so she can't take any. They eventually stop in front of an immersive portal, remembering the time she went through one.

Bobby lets go of Jaiden's hand and she turns to look at him. Her eyes widen when she sees multiple Code Entities behind Bobby. Her son now looks like he's been mixed with the Code Entity, glitching every now and then.

"Bobby…?" Jaiden asks as she takes a step back while she draws out her scythe. She already knows she can't deal any damage to the Code Entities without the shield taking her weapon away, but she wants to hold something she can use to defend herself from them.

"k1D$ @re tH3re. G00D LucKKKK."

And Bobby takes a step closer while Jaiden takes another step back, not wanting to hurt it because it still looks like her son. Bobby continues to take a step closer to her, Jaiden taking steps back until she falls through the portal.

Jaiden's vision darkens and she wakes up to see familiar children surrounding her, all covered in dirt and bruises.

It's Leo, Richarlyson, Chayanne, Tallulah, Pomme, Dapper, Ramon—all of their alive children are here.

And they're all looking at Jaiden with tears in their eyes.

#whumptober #whumptober2023 #no.9 #polaroid #mistaken identity #qsmp #jaiden animations #cellbit #qsmp bobby #qjaiden #qcellbit #qsmp binary entity

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quadrant-horror-stories · 7 months

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Holy Cow Artesk from My Real Life? - you know who. At Least I Believe So.

........ SORDI3?????? AR3 YO> SORDI3 FROM R3AL LIF3????? YO> FOLLOW M3 ON H3R3???????

#not a submission #H3LLO??????????#WHAT KIND OF MORNING AM I HA<ING #artesk

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gondiiknowsbest · 2 months

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< H3y so I'v3 b33n a<oiding b3ing cull3d for a looong tim3. Lik3 I'<3 b33n cull3d b4, but it was wh3n I was waaaay young3r. I didn't lik3 it at all b3caus3 3v3n wh3n I got clos3 to post-ban ag3, I was tr3at3d lik3 a grub for no r3ason. All I hav3 ar3 a f3w 3xtra 3y3s and I am also a cusp-blood. I had many cull3rs and most of th3m consistently tr3at3d m3 lik3 a grub. I was abl3 to g3t out of th3 syst3m by proving I had no m3ntal issu3s, but I'm sur3 anyon3 could fram3 m3 or shift a narrati<3 to g3t m3 back in th3 syst3m if th3y want3d to. {

o Im Sorry To Hear That :o( A Lot Of Cullers Are Extra Careful With How They Talk To New Cullees In An Effort Not To Upset Them Any More Than They Already Are, But I Wont Deny Some Trolls Go OverBoard With It. The Culling Process Can Be Real Upsetting Depending On When And Why You Get Culled... I Know Someone Who Cant See Past Her Cartilaginous Nub And Still Tries To Argue She Doesnt Need To Be Culled. o

o Promise You Not Every Culler Is Like That. You Just Got A Real Run Of Bad Luck o

#unreality

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ultimatelyunassuming · 9 months

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sovereignSlayer [SS] began trolling wonderfulVariation [WV]

SS: W3ll w3ll w3ll

SS: Look who n33ds h3lp l3a<ing th3ir hi<3

SS: I k33p t3lling yo> that yo> n33d to acc3pt o>r ad<ic3

SS: B>t no yo> d>mb h>mans n33d to "Learn how to problem solve on our own, or else we'll be overtly dependent on you and unable to solve our own problems when we can't contact you for assistance."

SS: That was from WQ by th3 way

SS: I copy past3d it from o>r last chat

WV: Who are you

WV: What the fuck is going on

WV: Why are you talking to me

WV: HOW are you talking to me, everyone from earth should be dead

WV: Whats a hive??? IS there a hive underneath my house???

SS: Oh y3ah I forgot yo> don't know m3 at this point

SS: H3llo "nic3 to m33t yo>" or what3<3r im slick and w3'r3 "fri3nds"

SS: What th3 f>ck was th3 thing yo> call3d >s? F>cking "blood b>ddi3s" or som3 shit?

SS: Do3snt matt3r w3'r3 fri3nds tr>st m3

WV: Why are you typing like that

WV: It looks dumb. Stop that

WV: Makes it harder to read your texts

SS: Wow

SS: What a comp3lling arg>m3nt!

SS: How abo>t this: no

SS: Yo> l3arn to d3al with it

WV: Thats idiodic

SS: What a wordsmith yo> ar3

SS: Damn yo> w3r3 right yo> r3ally w3r3 a dick now

WV: ?

SS: Dont worry abo>t it

SS: So yo>r3 st>ck in yo>r hi>3 b3ca>s3 AR trapp3d yo> in yo>r ho>s3 accid3ntally by blocking yo> in with yo>r cru>trud3r

SS: Yo> ob<io>sly n33d h3lp l3a<ing and I ha<3 j>st th3 thing to h3lp yo>

WV: How do you know that Im stuck in my house

SS: I can s33 yo> right now

WV: Are you fucking stalking me???

SS: What? No

SS: Stop looking aro>nd yo> look lik3 a cl>ckb3ast who j>st lost its h3ad

SS: Im not th3r3 Im watching yo> thro>gh a comp>t3r scr33n right now

WV: Oh, so you hid cameras all around my house

WV: Fucking creep

SS: I didnt!

SS: DOnt block m3 i can h3lp yo> 3scap3 yo>r plac3

WV: Give me one good reason not to

SS: ill gi<3 yo> thr33

SS: 1: it wont 3<3n work

WV: 3<3n?

SS: Ughhhhhhh

SS: Even

SS: Yo> n3<3r g3t >s3d to my q>irk yo> sho>ld work on that

WV: n3<3r?

SS: UUUUGHHHHH

SS: NEVER

SS: W3'R3 G3TTING OFF TOPIC

SS: 2: If yo> dont tak3 my off3r yo>r3 gonna b3 for3<3r st>ck

SS: And 3: its not lik3 yo> ha<3 anything to los3

SS: By th3 way im gi<ing this info for fr33

SS: B3ca>s3 I lik3 yo>

WV: Fine

WV: I'll take it

WV: Tell me your advice

SS: And ask yo>r fri3nds abo>t m3 im tr>stwo oh that was q>ick

WV: Like you said, I have nothing to lose

SS: Shit

SS: Ok

SS: Gi<3 m3 a s3cond to typ3 3<3rything out

WV: 3<3rything?

SS: Everything

SS: Again yo> n33d to work on compr3h3nsion, my q>irk r3ally isnt that hard to s>s o>t

SS: Yo> sho>ld s33 CD's q>irk, his mak3s min3 look lik3 a p>zzl3 for n3wly hatch3d gr>bs

SS: B>t thats off topic

SS: So what yo> want to do is go to a window not on3 on th3 gro>nd l3<3l yo> wanna go on on3 of th3 top floor th3n yo> climb o>t of th3 hi<3 onto th3 roof

SS: B3for3 yo> l3a<3 yo> n33d to alch3miz3 this it3m: WOOOOOSH

SS: 3q>ip it wh3n yo>r3 on th3 roof and j>mp off and th3n yo> sho>ld b3 fr33

WV: You want me to make a hover board that costs me all the grist I've collected so far

SS: y3ah d>h

SS: Its th3 only way yo> can l3a<3 witho>t imm3diat3ly dying

SS: And its not lik3 yo> cant j>st grind for mor3

WV: Fine

WV: If this doesn't work I swear to god

SS: No it will tr>st m3

SS: B3li3<3 yo>r blood b>ddy

WV: B3li3<3?

WV: You know what, I don't care

WV: Thanks for the code weirdo

wondefulVariation [WV] ceased pestering sovereignSlayer [SS]

#[uu] is online #ficlet

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canyouhearme83 · 4 months

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Aww, is someone upset that they're about to lose their only hope of escape because someone decided to help him along the path to seeing who you truly are?

I sincerely hope that he fully comes to his senses soon. You picked your target well, but it appears that the people on his side are playing to his weaknesses as well.

You're losing, Anomaly.

How does it feel?

WHY D0 PE0PL3 D3CIDE T0 B3 OM1NOUS T0 THOS3 TH4T D0N’T UNDERST4ND WH4T THEY’R3 T4LKING AB0UT?

1’M N0T “LOS1NG” 4NYTHING. 1’M N0T “PL4YING INT0 W3AKNESSES” OR D0ING WH4TEV3R M4L1CIOUS TH1NGS Y0U THINK 1’M DO1NG.

Y0U ALL 4CT L1KE 1’M S0ME MONST3R WHEN 4LL 1’M DO1NG IS TALK1NG T0 THE ONLY P3RSON I’V3 SE3N IN… 1 DON’T KN0W HOW LONG. I’V3 H3LPED H1M, C0MFORT3D HIM, D0N3 3VERYTHING 1 C4N TO K3EP HIM H4PPY, 4ND I’M ST1LL S0ME S0RT OF B4D GUY TO Y0U ALL.

1 JUST L0VE H0W SM4RT Y0U ALL TH1NK YOU AR3 BY TRY1NG TO CONV1CT 4 MAN 0F A CRIM3 TH4T HE DO3SN’T KNOW 4NYTHING 4BOUT.

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(“WHY DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO BE OMINOUS TO THOSE THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT?

I’M NOT ‘LOSING’ ANYTHING. I’M NOT “PLAYING INTO WEAKNESSES” OR DOING WHATEVER MALICIOUS THINGS YOU THINK I’M DOING.

YOU ALL ACT LIKE I’M SOME MONSTER WHEN ALL I’M DOING IS TALKING TO THE ONLY PERSON I’VE SEEN IN… I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG. I’VE HELPED HIM, COMFORTED HIM, DONE EVERYTHING I CAN TO KEEP HIM HAPPY, AND I’M STILL SOME SORT OF BAD GUY TO YOU ALL.

I JUST LOVE HOW SMART YOU ALL THINK YOU ARE BY TRYING TO CONVICT A MAN OF A CRIME THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.”)

#fnaf ask blog #fnaf au #can you hear me now?

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hearts4shadow · 7 months

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GR33TINGZ!!

H3ll0! The n4me’s C0sm0! I 4m a tr4nsma$c, lat1n0 (brazilian) artist/writ3r who’s also 4ut1stic and g33ky :3 a$ y0u guys see, i h4v3 a typ1ng qu1rk!1! (A typing quirk is when someones likes to type in a unique and different way to make it easier to people to identify that person, but i will not include it into the stories)

my 1nt3rest$ ar3: STH (not obv lmfaoo /j) FNF, PR$K, v0calo1d, l1ly’s w3ll, gh0st and p4ls, B4BYM3TAL, and g3nsh1n!

s0metim3s, when i f33l s1lly, i pr3tend im my fav characters :3 (k1nd 0f rol3play1ng) h0wev3r, i am n0t a syst3m! If a syst3m thinks this is pr0blemat1c 4nd i sh0uld kn0ck it out, i will st0p!!

n0w that ya’ 4ll know wh0 w1ll writ3 ur st0ries, h3re is wh4t i will wr1te:

🦔🌀 S0nic > Mil3s “T4ils” Pr0wer

Sl0w down, p4l! b3fore y0u can r3ad any furth3r, her3 is why i wr1te th3se type of stuff:

th3 r3as0n i wr1te such d4rk and d1sgust1ng stuff is that i pref3r people to read them r4ther than do it in r3al lif3, i us3 th3se typ3$ of st0ries as a c0p1ng mech4nism, im a hyp3rsexu4l. i am aw4re th3se t0pics are s3ri0us, but i am attr4cted to it, please, if 4NY of th3 foll0wing t0pics tr1gger or giv3 you disc0mfort, do n0t read the tr1gg3ring st0ries, r3ad oth3r st0ries i will writ3, st4y saf3, stay f4st!

T0PIC$

y4nd3re$

smut

flu7f

d4rk th3mez

pl4ton1c

h3adcan0ns

wlw 4nd mlm

comf0rt

tr4ns/nb/gn r3ader

n0n-r3ader/ sh1ppz

K1NKS!

bl00d/knif3

n0n-con

ag3-g4p (not th4t hug3, ex4mple: 18/19 x 23, 25 x 30)

m4soch1sm/s4dism

k1dnapp1ng

3rot0phil1a (when someone is sexually attracted/turned on by sexual questions or themes!)

m3rintophil1a (when one is turned on by being tied up!)

t0xiphili4 (when one is turned on by being poisoned, but for my stories’ case: sleeping medicine, drugs and love potions!)

st4lking

om0rash1 (just a tiny bit, not everytime)

j3rking 0ff

plushi3 fuck1ng (for just sexual relief)

n0w you kn0w wh4t you c4n requ3st! but b3war3, 3veryth1ng has lim1t$:

🔧🦊 Mil3s “T4ils” Pr0w3r > Sh4dow

f1rst thing$ f1rst: I 4M A M1N0R! I w1ll n0t expos3 my ag3 but be aw4re, any typ3 of s3xual or r0mant1c comm3nt t0wards m3 will be bl0cked and ign0r3d. H0wev3r, if 1t is 4s a j0ke, i am comf0rtabl3 w1th it. Which l3ads m3 t0 the s3cond rul3:

US3 T0NE T4GS!! Thes3 are especially for Aut1stic pe0ple, its wh3n som3one ind1cat3s if th3y ar3 seri0usly or j0king. F0r 3xampl3:

“I H4T3 SON1C GRHRHE /j”

s33 th3 littl3 ‘J’ with th3 sl4sh m4rk? th4t means “Joking”, wh3n y0u want to m4ke a j0ke th4t u ar3 h4lf seri0us and j0king 4bout, use “/hj” wh1ch m3ans ‘Half Joking”.

it 1s imp0rt4nt t0 kn0w th4t i w!ll n0t wr1t3 anyth1ng els3 th4t 1sn’t 0n th3 list of th3 th!ngs i will wr1t3. Th!s includ3s: Sc4t, n3crophil1a, ped0phil1a (13 x 17/20), inc3st, sh0ta/l0li’s.

my p4g3 is a plac3 wh3re any0ne can expr3zz th3mselfz with0ut f3ar. How3ver, d0n’t judg3 on3’s k1nk/int3rest$ h3re.

wh3n i writ3 a trigg3ring st0ry w1th d4rk t0pic$, i w1ll w4rn y0u, the r3ader, with 4 w4rn1ng bef0r3 the st0ry comm3nce$.

ag0ra par4 0s l3it0res p0rtugu3ses e br4sileir0s: Sim, 3u ir3i 3screv3r hist0ri4s em p0rtugu3s!

If i s4y/d0 som3th1ng pr0bl3matic, IMM3D1AT3LY W4RN M3!! I w4nt my p4ge to b3 s4f3 t0 my r3ad3rz.

If y0u ar3 und3r the ag3 of 11, h3ll0, littl3 on3. And w3lcome to my pag3. Th3 smut/n$fw st0ri3s of min3 are a prohib1t3d pl4ce for y0u, inst3ad, r3ad the c0mfort/fluff stori3s.

4s said b3f0re in th3 th1rd rul3: D0n’t judg3 oth3rz. Any typ3 of R4c!sm, Abl3ism, Hom0phobia and 3tc W!ILL N0T B3 TOL3R4TED!! If it !s t0ward$ y0urs3lf/ur 0wn k1nd or c0mmunity, th3n i all0w it. D0N’T BE A F00LISH MORT4L!!

y0u hav3 re4d the rul3z, n0w you sh4ll rec3ive acc3zz to th3 st0ri3z:

🦔🔫❤️ Sh4d0w > Amy R0s3

No st0ry has b33n post3d yet, sw33the4rt, c0me b4ck her3 s00n tho! Mayb3 a r0manc3 awaits you!

🦔💝🎀 Amy R0s3 > Cosm0

If y0u h4ve r3ad th!s wh0le th1ng till her3, tysm!

My m3dias:

Inst4gr4m!

namoradinhodosonic

trk!

namoradinhodosonic

disc0rd!

cosmo_metaldeath #5364

— Thank you, and ily. <3

#sonic the hedgehog #intro post #introductory post #tw dubcon #tw noncon #tw yandere #tw obsession #cnc cw #cw stalking #cw yandere #sth

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azar-rosethorn · 1 year

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Sooo. . . . today is Christmas Day! Merry Christmas everyone!

The AR3 fics are taking longer than anticipated so I'm just gonna tell you all about the Christmas fic I've got planned:

A Casey's Carol

The fic takes place during Christmas time

Okay so Casey Jr. is writing a book series about a little boy who was born in the middle of an apocalyptic alien invasion (sound familiar?)

Cassandra stops by to hang out with him and the Turtles (Jr. lives in the sewers with the Turtles, Cassandra has her own apartment)

The Caseys get to talking about the book, and Cassandra asks about what Christmas was like in the future.

Casey Jr. talks about how Christmas wasn't that big of an occasion due to, ya know, the apocalypse

Cassandra takes him to an ice rink in the city and talks about her childhood Christmases

Then there's a flashback to Foot Lieutenant and Brute taking a tiny Cassandra to a hockey game for the first time, and how it started her love for hockey

After the flashback, Jr. then starts to explain that his weapon was based off a hockey stick because of her

Then there's another flashback (or flash forward) to Future Cassandra teaching tiny Jr. how to skate and play hockey

After the flashback, the Caseys decide to play a game of hockey (Cassandra obviously wins)

They get back to the sewers to find the Turtles, Splinter, April, and *insert new character here*, whom Leo decided to invite, hosting a holiday gathering

They spend the whole night happily and Casey Jr. gets his first real Christmas

#azar's rise s3 #cassandra jones #casey jr #rise casey #casey jones #rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles

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goddesstrolls · 1 year

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[CHERAN]: /...Aki...Sorry this is out of the blue, but can I stay at your safehive for a while.../

[AKI]: y3ah, no probl3m, bvt lik3. why. is it viktor. not ash3 right

[CHERAN]: /...It’s neither of them.../

[CHERAN]: /...Someone who used to work with Myleia. I thought he died but I saw him the other night.../

[CHERAN]: /...He has some pretty good reasons to hunt me down if he knows I’m around so.../

[AKI]: i can kill him for yov

[CHERAN]: /...Please don’t. I don’t think you could.../

[AKI]: oh shit

[AKI]: w3′r3 talking abovt on3 of thos3 kind of gvys

[CHERAN]: /...Yeah./

[AKI]: alright, wh3r3 ar3 yov? i’ll pick yov up and bring yov to a good spot to hunk3r down.

[CHERAN]: /...I’m at Ashe’s clinic. Let me talk to him first.../

#bastdrabbles #cheran ic #cheran zaurok #cheran writing #aki ic #akiiva chibar #aki writing #plot: overreaction

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paradoxkinspace · 2 years

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:33< I'd really like to hear about mod clowncAR's lanque Soliel or meulin vantas timelines! whichefur you're more interested in talking about!

ʅ(=ටwට=)ﾉ333333333!!! i’d l9v3 th3 chanc3 t9 talk ab9ut my M3ulin Vantas tim3lin3!!!╰(=^✧∇✧^=╰)∫

(^-人-^) it turns me9wt i catually shar3 th3 tim3lin3 with m9d jub3jub3, wh9 is my Cr9nus Makara. in cas3 m3w’d lik3 t9 h33r things fr9m th3ir p9v,,, (=^‥^=)

❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣ furst 9f all i wanna tak3 a s3c9nd t9 say h9w much i ad9r3 my quadrantmat3s fur9m that tim3lin3!!! Damara Catpurr ♥ and Purrl9z Ampurra ♦ if mew’r3 me9wt th3r3 purrl3as3 c9m3 h9m3!!! kankri l3ij9n......... m3w kn9w what m3w did ♠ ♠ ♠ (^=`д´=^)

(^•x•^);;; i admit that as a mag3 9f bl99d a l9t 9f my m3m39wri3s ar3 ab9ut 9ur c9nn3cti9ns t9 9n3 an9th3r. but!!! t9 st3p away fur9m th3 r3lati9nship drama,,, whil3 i d9n’t r3m3mpurr much fur9m th3 actual gam3 i d9 r3m3mpurr a bit fur9m b3fur w3 start3d playing!!! i kn9w i was a lim3bl99d and i t3nd3d t9 sp3ak s9ftly. i kn9w i liv3d s9m3wh3r3 fairly c9ld and that i liv3d with multipl3 9th3r tr9lls, wh9 w3r3 my cull-patr9ns and i b3li3v3 9n3 9f th3m was 3v3n kurl9z. 9r mayb3 h3 was just trying t9 k33p an 3y3 9ut fur m3. that’s a purr3tty g99d intr9 i think, but if y9u’r3 curi9us ab9ut m9r3 f33l fr33 t9 ask!!! (=^ω^=)

[transcript: i’d love the chance to talk about my Meulin Vantas timeline! it turns out i actually share the timeline with mod jubejube who is my Cronus Makara. in case you’d like to hear things from their point of view. first of all i wanna take a second to say how much i adore my quadrantmates from that timeline. Damara Captor and Kurloz Ampora if you’re out there please come home! Kankri Leijon, you know what you did. i admit that as a mage of blood a lot of my memories are about our connections to one another. but to step away from the relationship drama, while i don’t remember much from the actual game i do remember a bit from before we started playing. i know i was a limeblood and i tended to speak softly. i know i lived somewhere fairly cold and that i lived with multiple other trolls, who were my cull-patrons and i believe one of them was even kurloz. or maybe he was just trying to keep an eye out for me. that’s a pretty good into i think, but if you’re curious about more feel free to ask!!!]

💫

#mod clowncar #txt n talk #mods kinning #timeline 200 event

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lovely-little-guppy · 1 month

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< B3forus Culling!! I'm B3foran so I'll explain, if you'll allow. Okay, so I'm assuming you know th3 basics, but I'll go ov3r th3m anyhow. It's fairly simpl3. Basically, anoth3r troll tak3s th3 rol3 of a lusus. This can happ3n for a f3w r3asons, such as no lusus picking th3 grub for what3v3r r3ason, or th3 troll having som3 sort of lif3 alt3ring mutation that caus3s th3m to b3 unabl3 to tak3 car3 of th3ms3lf in som3 way. That's what it's m3ant to b3 anyhow. Th3 syst3m is shaky how3v3r, du3 to abus3s as w3ll as thos3 who ar3 compl3t3ly capabl3 of taking car3 of th3ms3lv3s b3ing cull3d for som3thing as simpl3 as an 3xtra 3y3 or limb, ect. CPS (Cullee Prot3ctiv3 S3rvic3s) is an organization put in plac3 to, of cours3, prot3ct cull33s, but th3y can only do so much. Many cull33s ar3 infantiliz3d, or 3v3n wors3, abus3d. {

< As som3on3 who's 3scap3d th3 syst3m, and who was infantiliz3d h3r whol3 lif3, I hav3 SO much to say on this. How3v3r, I don't wanna info ov3rload you, y'know? {

♡ I see! ♡ This is very informative, thank you! ♡ I actually appreciate teh information. ♡ ^-^ ♡

♡ If you don't mind, can you explain more what Cullee Protective Services is? ♡ How exactly do they protect cullees? ♡ Do they offer legal representation or prosecute abusers? ♡ And what limits them from doing more? ♡ I assume they can't just walk into a culler's hive and take the cullee away if mistreatment is suspected...? ♡

#guppy glubs #hello anon i like your quirk ^-^

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ask-onelife-au · 2 months

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Oi have you guys seen my AR3? I lost it while fighting some hunters....

Niko: Sorry, but, this question came in anonymously, so I don't know who you are.. I hope you find it, though!

#os game rp #ask response

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pesterloglog · 5 months

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Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider, Aradia Megido, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Sollux Captor

Act 6, page 4352-4365

KARKAT: I WAS JOKING, GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS AWAY FROM ME

TEREZI: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS

TEREZI: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!

DAVE: are you actually

TEREZI: ...

TEREZI: NO

TEREZI: NO W3 AR3 NOT

KARKAT: WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW

KARKAT: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

KARKAT: WHO'S THE LEADER NOW?

KARKAT: ARADIA ARE YOU THE LEADER NOW

KARKAT: OR IS IT ROSE "I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S TAKE THE INVINCIBLE DEMON HEAD ON!" LALONDE.

KARKAT: I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE LEADER IS

KARKAT: I NEED TO KNOW IN WHOSE DIRECTION I MUST BEHAVE AS THE MOST PATHETICALLY USELESS SUBORDINATE I CAN BE.

KARKAT: QUICK, SOMEONE BOSS ME AROUND! I'M FUCKING INCOMPETENT AND RARING TO GO.

KARKAT: THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN THERE'S A LEADER AROUND TRYING TO MAKE PLANS, RIGHT?

KARKAT: YOU DROP YOUR IQ HARDER THAN A PAIR OF HILARIOUSLY PLUMMETING PANTS, YOU CEASELESSLY RAMBLE ABOUT VAPID BULLSHIT, YOU RUN AROUND HIDING ALL OF YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS IN TREASURE CHESTS, AND THEN EVERYONE STARTS MURDERING EACH OTHER.

KARKAT: IF THERE'S ANY OTHER EXPERIENCE CHARACTERIZING LEADERSHIP, IT'S ONE I SURE AS FUCK NEVER HAD!

KARKAT: SO I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE LEADER IS.

KARKAT: STRIDER, IS IT YOU???

TEREZI: 4444444UGH

ARADIA: karkat i dont know if anyone cares about formal ranks like that anymore

ARADIA: or if anyone ever did!

ARADIA: but for what its worth i suggest that from now on you all listen closely to the advice of our human guests

DAVE: wait

DAVE: really

ARADIA: yes!

ARADIA: no need to be so modest dave

ARADIA: tactically speaking a knight of time and a seer of light is a nearly unbeatable combination

DAVE: ok

DAVE: i dont really have any orders to give though

DAVE: except for karkat to shut the hell up because that horseshit is more obnoxious in person than i ever imagined

KARKAT: OH WOW, I WOULD OFFER A RETORT TO YOUR VICIOUS BARB, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT UNLIKE EVERY ASSHOLE EVER, I CAN ACTUALLY FOLLOW ORDERS AND SHUT MY MOUTH!

KARKAT: CHECK IT OUT, "DOGG"

KARKAT: ......................................

ARADIA: yes you are off to an excellent start as a subordinate

ARADIA: keep doing that!

ARADIA: but dave dont worry if you do not have instructions for us

ARADIA: the knight of time is not necessarily the tactician

ARADIA: he is a powerful warrior class which exploits the flow of time as a weapon

ARADIA: rose is the one who must play the role of the strategist

ARADIA: the seer class knows her aspect comprehensively

ARADIA: as a knower of all fortune she can see the circuitous path that will lead to the most favorable outcome for everyone

ARADIA: personally i would defer to her judgment!

TEREZI: R34LLY? YOU C4N DO TH4T??

ROSE: Yes.

TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS 4 LOT MOR3 US3FUL TH4N MY S33R POW3RS >:[

ROSE: Illumination of the road to victory for all is an asset considerably different from command over the outcomes of decisions made by individuals.

ROSE: How do you know your talents won't be critical in blazing this auspicious trail?

TEREZI: UM

TEREZI: 1 GU3SS 1 DONT

ROSE: That's because you're not me.

KANAYA: Okay Then What Do We Do

ROSE: Nothing yet.

ROSE: But reasonably soon, within a certain window, it will be time to leave.

ROSE: We will then pilot this meteor as fast as we can make it go in that exact direction.

SOLLUX: what's that way?

ROSE: Nothing whatsoever.

ROSE: As of now, that way lies darkness and uncertainty beyond description.

KANAYA: I See

KANAYA: Then Perhaps We Should Reserve The Infinite Darkness Plan For The Maybe Column For Now

KANAYA: I Think Im Even Willing To Let Dave Take A Crack At The Logistics Before We Commit To That Particular Maneuver Daring Though It Sounds

DAVE: aw yeah

DAVE: i got sicknasty logistics up my sleeve

DAVE: i just call them stics fyi which is how you know im way savvy about them

DAVE: most of the stics im fine tuning atm involve rap though i should warn you

DAVE: but dave what if that dope as hell plan falls through i can hear you ask

DAVE: plan b

DAVE: involves drawing some shitty cartoons

DAVE: and not giving a fuck about stuff

TEREZI: >8D

TEREZI: 1 H3R3BY S3COND TH1S COOL DUD3S R4D1C4L MOT1ON ON GROUNDS OF R1D1CULOUSLY D3C4D3NT 4TT1R3

KANAYA: Yes Im Willing To Humor Elaboration On This Rap Centric Plan And Its Apathy Based Contingencies

KANAYA: Even If Its Excessively Stupid

ROSE: Trust me, it is.

ROSE: Just as you should trust me that by the time we leave, if we leave exactly within the designated window and are able to travel at nearly the speed of light, the meteor will trace a route through the Furthest Ring which will topologically resolve as a straight line.

ROSE: It will lead us directly to the new session.

ROSE: For a brief moment, the sun will be visible from that session.

ROSE: And we will be riding the chartreuse coattails of its photons.

ARADIA: this is why you all needed an advanced seer!

ARADIA: i have become familiar with the ways of the fabric out here but even i couldnt chart a journey that long or complex

ROSE: That's because it's almost impossible to do so voluntarily.

ROSE: If we were to head right now in the session's true physical direction, it wouldn't be long before we found ourselves traveling in just the opposite direction.

ROSE: This is not even to speak of the chronological peculiarities. After traveling some distance, we could discover we were suddenly tailgating our own meteor from several days ago.

ROSE: If we are particularly unfortunate, we might even collide in an intersection of spacetime with a meteor piloted by our future selves.

ROSE: And if we looked closely at that meteor before impact, we might notice a very large dent in it, which it originally suffered during the very collision we were about to experience.

ROSE: It takes precision and timing to reach your destination out here, and most importantly, the grace of the gods themselves.

KARKAT: PPPFFUUUUUUUHHHHHHH......... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE...

ROSE: Hm?

SOLLUX: kk, what the fuck?

SOLLUX: were you h0lding your breath that wh0le time?

KARKAT: YEAH

KARKAT: SO?

TEREZI: OH GOD, YOU DUMMY

TEREZI: YOU DONT 4CTU4LLY H4V3 TO HOLD YOUR BR34TH WH3N YOUR3 B31NG QU13T!

KARKAT: OK YEAH

KARKAT: I MEAN, OF COURSE IT SOUNDS OBVIOUS WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT

DAVE: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DAVE: rose i told you this dude is fucking incredible

KARKAT: STFU.

KARKAT: LOOK I'M JUST A LITTLE OUT OF PRACTICE AT STAYING QUIET FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME, OK?

TEREZI: H3 R34LLY 1S >:|

KARKAT: ANYWAY, WHATEVER, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING LALONDE IS

KARKAT: WE'RE GOING TO BE ON THIS HORRIBLE ROCK A GOOD WHILE LONGER TO GET TO THIS PARADISE SESSION OR WHATEVER IT IS?

ROSE: Yes.

KARKAT: AND SINCE WE PROBABLY AREN'T GOING TO FORCE SOLLUX'S BULLSHIT "HALF GHOST" OR WHATEVER TO POP HIMSELF AGAIN LIKE A PACKET OF NASTY FETID MUSTARD SO HE CAN SHOOT THIS THING INTO HYPERSPACE...

SOLLUX: hey man, come 0n. not c0ol.

KARKAT: I'M GUESSING THAT MEANS IT'LL TAKE CONSIDERABLY LONGER TO GET THERE THAN IT DID TO GET HERE?

ROSE: Yes.

KARKAT: I JUST KNEW IT

KARKAT: THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE REALIZED

KARKAT: WHEN WE FIRST FLED TO THIS METEOR I HAD THIS WEIRD FEELING WE'D WIND UP SPENDING FOREVER AT THIS MISERABLE PLACE, ASSUMING WE ACTUALLY SURVIVED.

KARKAT: I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK, HOW LONG IS THIS TRIP GOING TO TAKE?

KARKAT: PROBABLY SOME ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF TIME, LIKE THREE LONG MADDENING SWEEPS, RIGHT???

KARKAT: WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE SO COSMICALLY CONVENIENT AND PERFECT FOR EVERYBODY! ESPECIALLY FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT PURPOSE OF ALL, MY UNINTERRUPTED CONTINUUM OF PERSONAL AGONY!!!

KARKAT: THANK YOU, DARK GODS! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!! YOU WIN THIS ROUND! YOU WIN ALL THE ROUNDS APPARENTLY!!!!! THERE ARE NO ROUNDS EVEN. THERE'S JUST YOUR SLIMY TENDRILS, OUR NAKED BODIES, AND EPOCHS OF MOLESTATION.

ROSE: Don't be ridiculous. It won't take nearly that long.

KARKAT: OH

ROSE: It'll only take about three years.

KARKAT: OK

KARKAT: THAT'S NOT SO BAD I GUESS.

KARKAT: WAIT, HOW LONG ARE YEARS SUPPOSED TO BE AGAIN?

KARKAT: WAS IT LIKE TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING?

ROSE: Yes, two.

ROSE: And then fifty more.

KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ARADIA: karkat go back to holding your breath!

ARADIA: this is going to be a wonderful adventure for everyone

ARADIA: im a bit jealous honestly!

ARADIA: or i would be if i wasnt having such a good time with my death fangirl thing :p

KANAYA: So

KANAYA: You Arent Coming Then

ARADIA: no

ARADIA: i still have important work to do here

TEREZI: 4WW >:[

ARADIA: but that doesnt rule out the possibility we could meet again in bubbles along your journey!

TEREZI: 1 HOP3 SO

SOLLUX: yeah, i think i'll hang behind here t0o, if that's 0k with you guys.

KARKAT: WAIT, WHAT?

KARKAT: NO COME ON, DON'T BE LIKE THAT

SOLLUX: be like what? a ghost??

SOLLUX: i d0n't think i belong with the living anym0re.

KARKAT: YOU'RE A *HALF* GHOST, ASSHOLE.

KARKAT: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? HOW ARE YOU EVEN TAKING THIS IDIOTIC "HALF DEATH" SERIOUSLY IF YOU JUST GO HOG WILD AS A FUCKING WHOLE-GHOST, AND SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE, BLAH BLAH, I BELONG IN THE AFTERLIFE NOW LIKE A DUMBASS.

SOLLUX: kk, SORRY.

SOLLUX: i'm just d0ne with this crap, this insane adventure bullshit, it's nothing pers0nal.

SOLLUX: i just want to spend time with aa and chill 0ut and catch up with some 0f our dead buddies, is that 0k?

KARKAT: WHATEVER, FINE.

KARKAT: I'M GOING BACK TO NOT BREATHING AGAIN.

KARKAT: HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUP.............

KANAYA: Maybe I Will Stay Here Too

ROSE: Why?

KANAYA: As Nice As It Sounds To Move On

KANAYA: I Dont Know If I Can Stand Three Of Your Human Years Of More Darkness

KANAYA: I Like This Sun Its Comforting In A Strange Way

KANAYA: Like Home

ROSE: But what if we need your help?

KANAYA: What Could I Possibly Do

KANAYA: Aside From Providing A Light Source As You Navigate The Dim Corridors

KANAYA: I Would Function As A Premium Escort To The Load Gaper And Thats About It

ARADIA: but kanaya you still have important work to finish too!

ARADIA: we cant ignore our duties

KANAYA: What Are You Talking About

ARADIA: our race is extinct remember

ARADIA: and after a few more casualties it is now hanging by a thread

ARADIA: your job was to see to the resurrection of our people

KANAYA: What Real Hope Is There For That

KANAYA: The Orb Was Destroyed

KANAYA: I Was Never Able To Duplicate It The Grist Cost Was Astronomical

ARADIA: theres always hope though!

ARADIA: you just never know and i dont think you should give up

KANAYA: Doesnt Rose Know

KANAYA: Cant You See The Path To Victory On This Matter

ROSE: It's hard to say.

ROSE: Does the repopulation of your species qualify as victory?

ROSE: These things aren't always clear cut. Some outcomes are for your own judgment.

ROSE: What outcome would you like the most?

KANAYA: I Would Like To Have The Orb Again And To Keep It Safe This Time

KANAYA: And I Guess To Not Be A Total Failure

ROSE: Ok.

ROSE: If you follow my advice, I can at least promise you will find yourself in the best position to determine whether that may come to pass.

KANAYA: ...

ROSE: Can you please come?

ROSE: Between the two of us, you with your inexplicably heretofore unmentioned phosphorescence, and I with my nigh-reflective traffic cone orange sun-sari, the meteor should never be too dark.

KARKAT: (sollux, oh my god is it me or is everybody already just fucking hitting on each other left and right? oh god i can't take sweeps of this shit, don't leave me alone here, please don't)

SOLLUX: ehehehehe.

KANAYA: Well

KANAYA: All Right

KANAYA: But Must We Really Leave So Soon

ROSE: It's soon or never. But not immediately.

ROSE: Even if the route were accessible right now, it would still behoove us to wait.

ROSE: There's correspondence from John yet to arrive.

DAVE: whoa really

ROSE: And after that, we have to wait for one final guest to appear.

ROSE: Then we ride like the solar wind. The race will be afoot.

KANAYA: Wait Another Visitor

KANAYA: Who

KARKAT: FUCK!

ROSE: Oh lord.

ROSE: Now what?

KARKAT: BRO, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR BODY

KARKAT: SOLLUX, WHERE DID YOUR BODY GO???

SOLLUX: hell if i kn0w.

ARADIA: oh nooo :(

KARKAT: WAIT A MINUTE.

KARKAT: WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, WHERE'S...

KARKAT: SHIT

KARKAT: VRISKA'S BODY IS GONE TOO!

DAVE: wait

DAVE: shes dead too

TEREZI: 3R...

DAVE: you guys are so messed up

KARKAT: WHERE ARE THEY?

KARKAT: DID ANYONE SEE WHAT HAPPENED??

KARKAT: DAMMIT, WHEN THE FUCK WILL I LEARN NOT TO TURN MY BACK ON THE BODIES.

KARKAT: HOLD ON

KARKAT: OH NO, WHERE'S GAMZEE

KANAYA: He Took Them

KANAYA: Look At The Trails

KARKAT: OHHHH FUCK

KARKAT: NO, FUCK NO, FUCK THAT CORPSE HOARDING SACK OF HORRIBLE GARBAGE.

DAVE: wait has the juggalo troll been giving you guys fits like this or something

DAVE: like this is a thing

DAVE: like a pattern

KARKAT: NICE GUESS SHIT HEAD!

DAVE: oh man one of you has got to sit me down and tell me what actually happened here it all just sounds fuckin amazing in sort of the stupidest way possible

DAVE: i mean like personal tragedies notwithstanding

KARKAT: YEAH, HE DOES THIS

KARKAT: HE SORT OF COLLECTS BODIES AND DECAPITATES THEM AND STUFF

KARKAT: STICKS THEM IN BIG SCIENCE JARS, FOR SOME REASON??

KANAYA: Im Pretty Sure He Kisses Them Too Sometimes

KARKAT: NO NO NO I'M NOT LISTENING TO SHIT LIKE THAT, I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THAT.

KARKAT: IT'S LIKE

KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW EVERY NOW AND THEN YOUR LUSUS WILL BRING SOME RANDOM ASS DEAD ANIMAL BACK TO YOUR HIVE FOR NO FUCKING REASON

KARKAT: AND THEY DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL

KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

DAVE: not really

DAVE: oh wait

DAVE: against all odds i sorta do

DAVE: mine actually did do that once

KARKAT: YES, THERE YOU GO.

DAVE: when i was really young

DAVE: he made this stupid leather bib for me out of a goddamn horse

DAVE: for the ironies obviously

ROSE: Was that the one you mentioned had a pink heart on it?

DAVE: yeah

ROSE: Hmm.

DAVE: what

ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.

ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.

ROSE: You bastard.

DAVE: well shit

DAVE: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving

DAVE: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work

ROSE: Thanks.

KARKAT: KANAYA WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

KANAYA: Clown Hunting

KARKAT: OH NO...

KARKAT: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

KARKAT: I MEAN WHO EVEN REALLY CARES IF HE STOLE MORE BODIES.

KARKAT: HE CAN HAVE THEM FRANKLY, AS LONG AS IT KEEPS HIM OUT OF TROUBLE.

KARKAT: WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING CORPSE PARTY, SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT DUMB IDEA.

KANAYA: ...

KARKAT: ALRIGHT IF YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GO

KARKAT: JUST

KARKAT: BE CAREFUL

KARKAT: NO MORE POINTLESS BLOODSHED, OK? THAT'S AN ORDER!

KARKAT: WAIT FUCK

KARKAT: I'M NOT LEADER ANYMORE

KARKAT: ROSE CAN YOU ORDER HER TO DO THAT?

KARKAT: SAY WHAT I JUST SAID, REALLY ANGRILY

KARKAT: ASSUMING YOU CAN EVEN *BE* ANGRY.

ROSE: ...

KARKAT: WAIT

KARKAT: GUYS SOMETHING'S HAPPENING...

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON NOW???

KARKAT: HOLY

KARKAT: FUCKING

KARKAT: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KARKAT: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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KARKAT: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

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