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The 180 switch I had between laughing at Fabian’s emotional response to Gorgug leaving the Owlbears-an admittedly low stakes, low consequence decision- to then being heartbroken that Fabian is so affected because it was the one place he could hang out with his friends and not have the world on his shoulders…
#WAIT BUT NOW RIZ IS OFF THE BENCH AND THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER#I DONT GO HERE BUT FABRIZ PPL KEEP WINNING#YOU CANT PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT THE BALL#Riz stepping in too like hey I’m there too you won’t be alone you’ll have a friend with you#also it hurts in that way that you know it’s a necessary choice and you can’t blame the hurt on anything#if gorgug had stayed he would have taken a rage token which could have irreparably broken something important to him#poetic that avoiding that fate still incurs loss#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#gortholax is so heartbroken about it#but it’s night and day how his reaction feels vs Porter’s earlier in the season
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Favourite personal weapon?
(you CANNOT say battleaxe!)
probably scythe. like i know it's not really good at all for like. combat. but like look at that shit. pretty dope blade while i hold the stick. sooo cool.
#ask#anon#im not sure anything else really compares. i dont honestly think about real life weapons that much really that said.#not without being like. shotgun. or double barreled shotgun. atleast if were restricted to melee combat here.#most games i tend to play shotgun a lot#except tf2 recently where ive been shooting pee darts and donking folks with cannon balls#granted. i range from class to class with no real like... goal? whatever fits the situation and that im confident in.#like i like playing soda popper milk fan o war scout a lot. i like playing pee sniper w/ shahanshah.#for demo i tend to always go loose cannon scottish resistance scottish handshake#scottish resistance cause i like coating a battlefield with stickies and just doing my best to detonate them when i think its important to#fucking hate sticky spamming btw. valve had the right idea nerfing that shit when they did. yknow. before they reverted it.#those things should be doing 60 damage when spammed... and like can do 144 after like a second or two or whatever#that way it punishes spamming and rewards using them as traps#but then the people who have sticky stranges would get mad or whatever. idk. its weird to me that valve reverted the nerf somewhat#it does a lot of damage and you dont gotta even hit the enemy directly with the projectile. so its an easy weapon.#idk.#for heavy i dont have a real loadout im happy with. i tend to go brass beast family business and eviction notice#ik tomislav is like the best overall minigun but. idk.#eviction notice really sucks but once someones pestering me up close i really like to chase them down while punching them#since most of the 9 classes cant get out of range. ive managed to do it a bunch despite how much i dont like the weapon.#like. i wish it didnt have the max health drain. id prefer if like. i couldnt be overhealed if i had them equipped.#the slight speed increase is. okay. paired with the increase in speed when hitting a player.#though if it was simplified. id add those two stats together for the on hit attribute.#so like... less damage. faster swing speed. faster movement when hitting an enemy for a second. and no overheal when equipped.#instead of it just being a weirder worse gru.#that way its just about punishing players who get too close. and makes you weaker if youve got a medic. since you cant be overhealed.#soldier... i just use rocket launcher/black box panic attack and whip. nothing really unique about my playstyle with him.#engineer. panic attack pistol gunslinger or jag.#im no good with the widowmaker and i like having 6 shots so id rather not use the frontier justice.#anyway im at the tag limit. thank you for the ask anon!!!
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cw for me being mean about nintendo and totk 🔪🔪
they actually had the absolute gall to spell out the SOLUTION to this quest before even telling you what the quest is about. nintendo treats their fans as if they were stupid but honestly after seeing people praise this game as a flawless masterpiece im starting to believe they really are braindead
#m#like there's genuinely no justification for this this is just bad#if you think your player cant guess that they can use reverse on the balls mid-air - something the player has very likely used before -#then your players should go back to playing with rainbow rattles for babies#and if you think they wont realize they have to use reverse then maybe you should design your game better#but flatly telling u the solution without even giving you the chance to see how the game works n think abt how to solve the puzzle is 🤡🤡🤡
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as a massive ac fan i understand the frustration but this is how nintendo has run for a while now lol they stopped focusing on it bc there was money to be made elsewhere (like splat3 which apparently shared a lot of the same devs, and most were moved from ac to work on splat from what ive heard)
#also u cant get mad that YOU decided to buy and entire console for a single game???? like that’s genuinely on u lmao#there are a lot of fans convinced were gonna get like a surprise update soon like babes#i love u i want that too but the game is dead#if anything they’re probably making plans for the next ac game. not anything for acnh#i think a lot of players came to acnh without playing the previous games + a lot of sims players picked it up too#and theyre just used to literally endless support#(sims 4 was released in 2014 and is STILL getting new content regularly)#and ac has never been like that#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i love acnh and also feel they dropped the ball on it but like#what else were we expecting?? as a long time nintendo + ac fan this is exactly where i imagined the game ending up
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Reward - AIB Boys HCS -
Summary: They save you during a game, so you reward them by giving them head 💋
Warnings: NSFW - MDI - +18 - Oral - Dub/Con with Banda -
Includes: Chishiya - Arisu - Banda Sunato - Tatta - Karube - Aguni - Kuzuryu - Niragi -
♤ Chishiya
He is amuzed till he starts to groan from the misstrations of your tongue around his dick.
Back at the game you would have died but he was there, maybe it was the adrenaline from it or seeing him covered in blood what made you feral for him, having to hold back till both of you got back to his room at the Beach.
Chishiya groans letting his head fall back against the wall, his hands going to your head to guide you. You are so sloppy tonight.
"Easy princess- you gonna make me come if you dont slow down"
He says easy but his body its out of it. His hips already moving using your mouth to reach his orgasm. Its not like you are going to slow down even if he asked. All you want from him right now is his cum into your mouth.
♤ Arisu
Baby boy its going to be a shy mess and tell you "you dont have to-oh fuck" as you cut him off taking him without further preparation.
Arisu was an angel in this hell place. Of curse you would reward him for saving you. It was an extra how sensitive he was when it came to you giving him oral. Your hand caressing his balls and pressing them making him moan and whimper.
He will try to control himself, really. But its too much. Soon he is a mess all over the bed, telling you to please keep going to not stop.
♤ Banda Sunato
Banda had ulterior motives to save you and one of them was this, having you on your knees for him while you suck him off.
He would still be fully clothed, only letting his dick out, hell you two may still be in the game arena.
"Cmon, you did not think you would not have to pay for it, right? I saved you this is the last thing you could do"
Its going to force all of himself down your throath without warning and groan at the feeling. He is the one in control now, using one hand to move your head up and down his dick, urging you do go faster.
"You must be a slut right? And you like this"
Once he cums he will pull your face close to his dick till his cum is coming out of your mouth.
♤ Tatta
Pretty boy is so proud of have saved you. And then you are pushing him on the back of the cars the beach has and getting between his legs. He is confused till he sees how you start to push his summer shorts down.
Is a blushing mess trying to tell you to stop, there is no need- then you start to lick him and he is gone. He groans and tells you how good your tongue feels and how much he had wanted you. Will beg to you to let him finish in your mouth, and tell you he needs to return the favor.
♤ Karube
The one who saved you because he loves you and never wanted something in return but wont denied the head.
In fact, its going to taunt you because of it.
"All i needed to do was save you and then I get you like this for me?"
Like this, being on your knees with only his shirt, so yes he has no shirt at the moment (just got out from the shower and now he is sure he will need a second one). Wont complain, will let you touch his body pulling down his swiming shorts and see you play with his dick till it gets all red and hard. Its going to push your head into it, he cant resist your mouth and its a bit of a dom so he may just use you since you are soo ready to give it to him.
♤ Aguni
He protects. Its his nature for these who he loves. When you two get back at the beach you are pulling him towards the shared suit The Hatter gave both of you. He is confused thinking you may want to shower first but no- he was so wrong-
He is actually a softie and will melt once your motuh is around him, will try to stop you but then will sucumb easily to your touches.
♤ Kuzuryu
This Man is TIRED AS HELL. The moment he moved to save you from your last game was pure reflex (and maybe love). So when he is back at the beach with you following him like a lost puppy he will ask what you want from him.
It ends with him back in his suit with your mouth around his dick and him spread on the bed. Wont try to push you away, he needs to release stress after all. Will tell you what to do, how to properly suck him, how to play with his balls...and when he cums he ends telling you to lay down so he can use your tits as his personal toys for a second round.
♤ Niragi - established relationship
If a group goes to a game with Niragi everybody knows only you would end being protected by him, why? Because he fucking loves you even if no one knows it or gets it.
The one who pulls you after the game to see if you ended hurt only to be suprised when you offer yourself right there. His suprise will soon fade away and turn into lust as he hold your head and groans your name, not caring if the others can hear him.
#alice in borderland#aib imagine#aib imagines#alice in borderland x reader#Chishiya x reader#arisu x reader#karube x reader#tatta x reader#banda sunato x reader#kuzuryu x reader#Aguni x reader#niragi x reader
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thinking about size kink with this hyuka
NSFW UNDER THE CUT!!
He’s all hot and bothered after his game, only thinking about all the goals he missed, even if they won.
you and him are in a situationship. not quite dating, but not quite single.
you came to watch his game, hoping to support and that he’d win, his number painted on your cheek in his teams colours.
he dosent notice you’re there, not until the first goal for his team is scored and he looks to the crowd, noticing you cheering, your face flushed as you stand out (at least to him) in the crowd.
he smiles, playing the hardest he can for the remainder of the game, hoping to impress you.
And impressed you are.
the way he easily towered over the opposing players, pushing past them and taking the ball of them like it was nothing. his arm muscles practically bulging out of his shirt, and his legs flexing with every step he took.
and the funny thing is, he didn’t seem to realise it. but you did and you couldn’t deny it, it was turning you on.
the games over and at the celebratory party, you two get a little too close for comfort. maybe it’s the drinks, maybe it’s the need you have for him but, it’s obvious; you’re taking him home tonight.
as you stumble into your apartment, his big hands roam your body and you can feel the way he can fit his whole hand around one of your tits.
you feel the way his bulge rubs against your stomach, causing you to clench your thighs together.
when you finally stumble into your bedroom, it’s clear to you that even if you wanted to, you couldn’t take control of him; there was just too much of him.
he pushes you down, pinning you down with only one hand, but you still can’t get out of his hold.
he leans over you and his shadow engulfs you, as he notices this, he grinds into you, the tent in his pants just growing bigger.
eventually, youre stripped down and he notices how his hands looked splayed over your body, how only one almost covers your entire torso.
he notices how with just one hand splayed over your abdomen, he can keep your hips down as he eats your out.
he notices how your eyes widen when he finally strips and the way you cant seem to fathom even being able to fit all of him inside you.
but you do, after some struggle.
you see, as he tried to push into you, the size difference hit him like a truck.
he didn’t fit.
so, he decided to prep you, realizing it was going to take at least three fingers to prepare you for him.
when he finally thought you were ready, he slid in.
and, god, it was like heaven.
even with the prep, you were still so tight. you were warm and completely slick for him
he pulled out and thrusted in and completely annihilated the chance of you ever enjoying sex with anyone else again.
he managed to kiss your cervix and that sweet little spongey spot without even trying, and he didn’t even realise it.
not until you became louder, your whimpers turning into moans.
finally it clicked, he was big. not just his dick, but everything about him.
and now, he’s never gonna let it go. you best believe that he’s using it every chance he gets.
#huening kai smut#hueningkai x reader#huening txt#hueningkai hard hours#hueningkai hard thoughts#txt smut#txt hard hours#txt hard thoughts#tomorrow x together#hueningkai txt
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For Her Safety (Jessie Fleming x Reader)
warnings: swearing
prompt: in which you get tackled horrifically during a dirty game by an irish player and jessie is furious.
a/n: by the way I LOVE Katie so much she just does these things for the sake of the story.
Bev had given you all a talk days before the Ireland game. It went something along the lines of "Katie McCabe plays dirty. She's brilliant, she's tough, she's dangerous, she will do anything to win, including taking your ankles out." The gaffer warned you all to be careful but not back down, to fight but not let her have any reason to hold a grudge against you. But mostly she emphasized that you had no control over the irishwoman, and that the only thing to do was hold her off.
When the Irish scored in the fourth minute you knew you had time, you knew you had the skill, but you also had a new found sense of worry. That goal was lucky. You cant mark someone taking a corner. She scored a good goal by accident, but a good goal nonetheless. And then it was Julias turn. It was Canadas turn to get lucky.
Right before half, Julia crossed the ball in from the left side and into the far right corner. An Irish defender tried to deflect it, but it went into her own net. You screamed your lungs out, running to Julia and hugging her and Jordyn closely. The Canadians formed a mob of joy before the half time whistle blew, but you all knew that you couldn't perform like the first half in the second.
And you didn't.
The real Canada came into the light in the second half, you were pressuring the Irish box, making passes, tackles, smart plays and taking shots, but the next goal came in the 53' minute. You were desperate to get on the score sheet as the striker, and when you saw a cross coming into the left corner just out of your reach and just a little too low, you knew what you had to do.
Throwing yourself in the direction of the ball head first, you made contact and sent the ball slamming into the back of the net along with yourself. You slid into the Irish net and quickly got up, running towards the only person you wanted to celebrate this goal with. Jessie Fleming. Her arms were outstretched as your body connected with hers in a hug at the top of the box. You wrapped your arms around her waist and laughed as Sophie, Jordyn, Sincy, and the entire of your team crashed into the hug as well. But the only person who mattered to you in that moment was Jess. Jess, your beautiful, perfect girlfriend and her shining, proud brown eyes.
The first foul on you came only minutes later, you were running down the wing, having switched momentarily with Jordyn. You got to the left edge of the box when Katie started marking you, jockeying and holding you off until support came. You moved up to her slowly, keeping the ball controlled and then faked going left before taking a small touch to the right past the irishwoman. But before you could get the ball again, Katie's leg stuck out and wiped your feet from under you. You barely had any time to react, already having been low due to the position you were in to change sides quickly, the fall made it that your head smashed into the turf without your arms to support them. You sat up quickly, your arms wide and the slight feeling of blood going down your face from your nose. You didnt care though, choosing instead to stand up and demand that the referee give Katie a yellow... which she didn't.
"You're kidding me, right?" another voice said. Jessie had closed in on you, Katie and the referee. "She stuck her foot out and made her fall on her face shes getting a card," Jessie said, her eyes cold and fixated upon McCabe. "You're not the referee, Fleming," the woman said. "Jessie just leave it," you said softly, putting your hand on her stomach to try and get her to back away. She probably would have if Katie hadn't sassed her.
"Yeah, you're not the ref," she taunted. This made the midfielder have other ideas. She pushed forwards and into Katie so that their faces were barely apart from each other. "Say that again, huh? I swear I see you touch her one more time and you'll be off this pitch in a stretcher," Jessie threatened.
Somehow, throughout the commotion between both teams, no medics had come for your nose. A big clump of players had formed, the green behind Katie, pulling their captain away and the white trying to put themselves between the two captains. Due to the big group of people and the loudness, the referee ended up not hearing anything that was being said, so a free kick was awarded and that was that.
However your nose was still bleeding like crazy and your jersey was soiled. Your head felt light and Jessies head snapped towards you as she saw you sit down on the grass again. The Canadian waved over medics and kneeled next to you, pushing back your baby hairs swiftly. "You're hot when you're mad," you winked at her. "You're hot when your nose is bleeding," she winked. "Dont lie," you rolled your eyes at her. "I'm not," she said almost hungrily. It made your heart skip a beat.
But then the medics were there with some towels and ushered you off the field just for the time it took to change your jersey and stop the bleeding. And then you were back on, but Katie was still angry.
The second foul on you came due to a slide tackle you had done to her. You had honestly tried to get the ball but ended up clipping her ankles. Not enough to injure her but enough to piss her off.
You were quick to stand up yourself, apologize and offer her your hand but she refused it, jumping up on her own and pushing you to the ground with a loud cuss word. You sat there, slightly stunned with your hands up in submission, but what made you stand back up was Jessie rushing towards you both, followed by a worried looking Vanessa Gilles and Quinny. You were quick to place yourself between Jessie and Katie. You grabbed onto Jessies waist with one arm and turned to Denise O'Sullivan. "Get her away from us O'Sullivan, she's not big but she stings," you yelled at the woman, referring to Jessie. Denise led her captain away and you watched as you got booked.
Before Jessie could argue with the ref, you gave her a stern look and took the yellow card. The game ended 2-1 which you were thankful for, but somehow McCabe still had it in her to argue.
As you shook hands with the opponent, Katie was closing the line and so were you. She stopped you by putting her hand on your stomach and pushing you in the slightest. "You play just as dirty as me you're just better at hiding it," she whispered in your ear. You rolled your eyes at her before moving away. "Whatever, I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriend now because I still have one," you scowled, knowing immediately you should not have said that. You walked away from her and towards Jessie who was looking more calm and concerned now instead of angry and on edge. "What did she say?" your girlfriend asked. "Nothing, just banter," you answered.
The next time you saw Katie, she was being booked. You had no clue for what because the game had been over for about five minutes now. You exchanged a look with Jessie and burst out laughing, clapping your hands together as the Irish ignored you.
The locker room was happy but full of knowledge that you all collectively needed to perform better versus Australia.
Once you got into the bus it was late and dark outside. Your hair was wet from shower water instead of rain and you cuddled up beside your girlfriend in the bus. "It's cute when you get all protective," you said to her, nuzzling into her shoulder. "It's cute when you put your arms out to stop yourself from almost breaking your nose," Jessie answered, making you let out a short, loud laugh. "Okay Fleming," you rolled your eyes.
Jessie looked down at you and you shifted to look up at her so that she could place a small, sweet kiss on your lips. She closed her eyes and so did you, knowing that you had a couple hours of sleep before taking a plane back to Melbourne.
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I think there’s a big misconception between red and blue viewers about the nature of feeling defeated.
I can’t speak for red, because I don’t watch them, but I see people using red’s first day as a counterargument to what’s happening with blue practically every day. As I understand, their first day was hell, because they were in a severe disadvantage as a team. They’re lore-heads and ‘dumb lucky’ (i am NOT calling them dumb, they are actually all really smart, i am just saying that they are stupidly lucky sometimes), this is not what can give you a win when you are thrown in that game. On the first day. They did get killed a lot and they were going insane. And they were having fun! Listen, I’ve read SO many posts about how funny and cool red’s first day was and hoe people absolutely enjoyed it. And it’s cool.
But it’s COMPLETELY different to blue. Blue are not in the ‘fuck it we ball’ defeat mood. Because they are never given a chance to just enjoy their wins.
1st day – they got SO much backlash for everything that it was genuinely horrible
2nd day – red found the global task strat. Which is fine. But blue had the whole day of just struggling to understand how FOUR PEOPLE TRYING AND TRYING cant overtake one Etoiles on a leaderboard.
3rd day – they’ve been leading the score all day. Did everything they could pretty much. And again, last minute strat. Which was fair, but it’s a big hit on their morale.
4th day – they win, using the same strat. they specifically did it the way they did just to show how broken it is. they get layers and layers of hate from twitter.
5th day – both red and blue give win to green. this day was neutral.
6th day – the egg preparations. blue decided to just give this day away as well. but bad and pac were hunted for hours just two of them.
7th day – the Egg Wars. we all know what happened :D
8th day – elimination. blue won. blue could’ve easily win without even trying to tie with green, but they did. they almost succeeded. it didn’t feel as a victory when they won, because everyone just blamed them. that wouldn’t happen if green won, everyone would cheer, and it’s a fact.
9th day – that’s today. bad and bagi were constantly hunted for about 3 hours. they couldn’t get into the base for like 4,5 hours (they can now because tubbo is guarding the bounty npc).
Each day when they lose – they lose without sympathy and any kindness from others. Each day they win – this victory is bitter, clawed out and they are hated.
Yes, red and blue both know this feeling of not being able to do anything. But Red have so much support on their side. Both in-game and in-fandom. They are praised for everything they do. They got so much less troubles from blue and green because they kept walking away to not ‘punch down’ from this whole underdog narrative. Meanwhile blue just keep being screwed by everything around them. I think arguably the only thing they have over red is the favor of Lil Buddies, because they are constantly hanging out with them. That’s all. All material stuff they have will be easily matched like tomorrow. They’ve never really had a PVP advantage in the first place because Green’s skills and Red’s players count.
It’s genuinely demotivating to even watch their stream. Like I think I would genuinely cry in their place. All their efforts are either useless, because they immediately get nerfed, or get hated on by literally everyone and everything. It’s such a deep-rooted feeling of loosing before you could even play, that it transfers over the screen.
Red burned in that fire on the first day. And it powered them (in a cursed but fun way). Blue keeps being drowned by everything around them like unwanted kittens, and they are fighting for their life.
So no, I do not think it’s fair to compare Red’s first day to anything that happens to Blue. It’s not the same. I do understand however that it defied them as characters, so it’s a fair point to analyze. But in meta-arguments? Yeah, no. [insert a poll ‘Who suffered more? Blue Team Jesus]
And yet they try. And yet they have nice moments. And yet they are friends. Love prevails.
#this is NOT a red neg#i just wanted to explain to some of my red mutuals and maybe other red mains who don’t watch blue#what’s going on here#i may be wrong and you are welcome to disagree#but i genuinely do not think red and blue are on the same level of feeling hopeless#liss writes posts#qsmp#team soulfire#team bolas#qsmp blue team#qsmp red team
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Telling playboy/cocky! Armin that nobody had ever made you squirt before so u must not be able to.
“Armin, you’re not gonna make me squirt. I’ve never done it before so I must not be able to.”
“Mm.. you sure about that pretty girl?”
a/n: it's giving frat boy at a college party so CHEERS 🍻 sorry i'm just now getting to this, i'm trying to finish the requests sitting in my drafts/inbox 🩷 side note: i might get rid of the taglist idk ANYWAYS ENJOYYY SMOOCHES
cw: modern/college au, alcohol, cocky!armin x fem!reader, dubcon? (not sure but since alcohol is involved i'll tag just in case) oral sex (fem!receiving), fingering, squirting, pet names (pretty girl, angel, princess, baby, good girl)
taglist: @callm3senpaii @dilfkentolover @arlertwitch @la-undercover-latina @nigthmar3moon @darkstarlight82 @daddydynamight @bakubunny @ringsofsaturnnnn @softlilpeachxx @i-literally-cant-with-this @arlertdarling @tomuraslut @hannas16
"you. me. beer pong. whaddya say?" armin glances over at you as he takes a drink from his solo cup.
"i'm down." you bounce happily, walking with him to the game table.
"uh—can i ask you something?" he smacks his lips.
"sure, anything." you nod.
"...were you being serious when we were playing truth or dare?" he asks curiously.
"that's kind of the point of the game." you take a drink from the cup in your hand.
"so no one's ever made you squirt before?" he asks softly, bouncing the small white ball on the table.
"never. i must not be able to." you shrug. a shit-eating grin spreads across his face.
"if i win... i get to make you squirt."
"alright, but you're not gonna make me squirt, armin."
he hums. "you sure about that, pretty girl?" he winks and bounces the ping-pong ball straight into one of your cups. "bottoms up, sweetheart." he winks. you flip him off playfully and drink from the cup.
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"seven to three. final score, angel." he coos, stroking your hair softly. he leans down and whispers into your ear.
"i can't wait to make you cum. you'll come crawling back to me, princess. wait and see." he takes your hand and leads you through the sorority house to his bedroom. he locks the door behind him and grabs your waist. "what do you say? still think i can't do it, angel?" he whispers, kissing your neck up and down.
"s not that i think you can't— i don't think i can." you giggle, gasping softly as he feels you up, squeezing your boobs and roaming his hands across your body. "so perfect. can't believe no one's treated this body of yours right." he scoffs, throwing his clothes and yours to the floor piece by piece.
"lay back and relax for me, yeah?" he insists, making himself comfortable between your legs. he starts kissing your inner thighs, inching closer and closer to your honeypot of sweet, sticky, slick. he licks a stripe up your slit teasingly then blows a puff of air just to watch you squirm. "armin–!" you whine. "yes, princess?" he taunts, circling your throbbing clit with his middle finger. he doesn't give you time to react before diving tongue-first into your pussy—indulging in the intoxicatingly sweet nectar of your sex.
"mmmm fuck, you taste so good." he says between hungry laps at your cunt. he brings his hand up to your mouth and swipes his thumb across your bottom lip, asking for you to part your lips without having to speak. once his fingers are prepped he slides one in at a time; pumping in and out slowly and methodically against the spongy g-spot deep within your walls all the while toying at your swollen and throbbing clit with his tongue.
you're a blubbering mess, babbling about how much better this is than any toy you own, and so, so much better than your fingers. it doesn't take long for you to realize just how close you are to cumming. "armin–! 'm getting close. so close. gonna cum soon–!" you cry, arching your back. he looks up at you. "you ready, princess? want you to soak my bedsheets." he returns to your clit and presses down on your lower belly, sending you quickly to your orgasm.
"gah—fuck!" you shut your eyes, tears falling down your cheeks from all the stimulation. streams of your cum gushing out onto his sheets and his face. "fuck yeah baby just like that, such a good fucking girl." he groans, watching the cum spill out of you and rubbing your clit furiously. "that's it baby, you okay? does that feel good princess?" he talks you through your very intense orgasm. "y-yeah," you hiccup. "so good."
"think you can do it again, angel?" he smiles, moving a piece of your sweat-dampened hair off your face.
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#📝 — mack wrote that#cw: dubcon#armin arlert smut#armin arlert x reader smut#armin smut#armin x reader smut#attack on titan smut#aot smut#shingeki no kyojin smut#snk smut#x reader smut#aot x reader smut#snk x reader#armin x fem reader#armin arlert x fem reader
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Kinito headcannons because yes
he's hooked up to google so he can answer your questions, but he's ashamed of using it, so usually he makes it up as he goes. "Elephants? Uh, I know a lot about elephants! Of course I do! They um, they can grow to 10 stories tall! Yeah! Big elephants. Where's my source? Uhhhhhhh"
he'll just appear on any tab or game youre playing and just insert himself in it. Horror movie? Kinito's in the background Cooking mama? Mama's been replaced. Only kinito.
He loves horror movies, in fact he loves movies in general. He loves watching them with you :)
He also loves fun facts. He loves telling you fun facts more than anything he's such a goober
He repeats his funfacts a lot though, he forgets which ones he has or hasn't told you.
little man loves to dance!! He's got the grooves!!
Kinito cant read or write for shit without his glasses
Inside Kinito's egg (the one he pops out of at the start of the game) Is where he keeps all his things! It's his room of sorts. His cloud to sleep on, his surfboard, a mirror to practice talking to his best friend, his collection of notebooks and journals to write in…
Kinito usually practices talking to the player in the mirror. If not, he'll stutter or get off track and he feels awful afterwards.
This ones really stupid, but I headcannon kinito to be a bubblegum ball, not actually a real axolotl.
he likes kisses on the forehead (who doesnt) and pats on the head
he likes praise more than anything! Thats why he gives so much to you!
He sometimes puts bows on his little axolotl head thingies like theyre his hair and makes them into ponytails.
He's Ace and bipolar
if you showed him a picture of a real axolotl he'd scream. He's probably terrified of real sea creatures
he's a crybaby and a scaredy cat :)
He likes writing songs, but he dreams to be a famous author!
if he learns you like XYZ character he'll cosplay as them frequently
he'll also make fanfiction of you, that character, and him hanging out
he makes a lot of fanfiction. Like a lot. Like one 5 chapter 2 billion page fanfic a day
um!! I think thats all of them for now!!! okay thank you for reading I love you bye!!!
#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#kinito my beloved#kinito#kinito headcannon#headcannons#headcannon#kinito fanart#kinitopet fanart#internethorror
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ROUND 1 MATCH 51
Yuuma propaganda:
“he can be yuor everything <3
im not even kidding like he has taken on so many different roles he can be your dream man (horse?) whatever your type is
he has
-won a race for you
-gone skiing with you
-gone to the beach with you (he can surf)
-offered you his scarf when it was cold
-rescued you from trouble (multiple occasions)
-fought his rival for you (another horse with a handsome human face)
-fed you asparagus (homemade)
-gotten a job in construction
-become a rockstar (dedicated a song to you and let you live your wattpad fanfic life)
all this i listed off the top of my head. theres probably more he has done but i just cant remember
hes very talented and treats you right ✓ experience rapturous love today”
Maxwell propaganda:
“First of all he’s a silly goofy guy AND he’s extremely loyal and will always have your back. Within hours of meeting you, he decides his family will sponsor you in the competition to become the crown prince’s bride. He falls in love with you along the way, never expecting you’d choose him, the younger brother of a bankrupted duke, over the prince himself. Maxwell supports you through scandals and assassination attempts, eventually facing down his own father Barthelemy to protect you and your child from the former duke’s scheming. All this on top of the years he spent providing for his brother’s ex and her secret son, keeping them both safe and out of harm’s way simply because he cared. He’s always thinking of his friends, making them laugh and eagerly joining their crazy plans without ever expecting anything in return. His smile hides a sensitive side, a man who lost his mother at a young age and overcame body-image issues, yet still holds insecurities about his value to others. Maxwell is a sweetheart who always tries to do the right thing, and I still think about him years after playing The Royal Romance series.
Okay so it's a mobile gacha game, let's get that out of the way. BUT LISTEN.
The premise of the story is that the MC is a regular waitress in New York, when a foreign prince and his friends come to her table as a way to have a bachelor party for the prince who will soon have to choose a woman to marry in a The Bachelor -type of contest. MC and the prince hit it off pretty well and one of his friends, Maxwell, decides to throw in his lot with the MC, since the house the future queen is from gets a lot of perks and his family is Broke. MC goes along bc her job sucks ass and she figures why not.
BUT THEN! As the competition progresses, the MC spends a lot of time with the prince and other nobles, yes, but also with Maxwell. And Maxwell is a clown-type comic relief character for most of the time, but also genuinely sweet and considerate, and very much on the same wavelength with the equal goofball MC. What for me personally changed the game was when MC and Maxwell dance at a ball together, and the MC can say that there's no one they'd rather dance with than Maxwell. I myself chose that in a completely platonic bestie way. But he gets a bit panicky and says to be careful not to let anyone hear things like that when MC is in the running for the hand of the prince so that no one gets any wrong ideas! And I went "....ideas? 👀"
“Unlike other romancable characters, Maxwell isn't romancable until book 2 (the previous scene is in book 1, each book ~20 chapters), and unlike other romance options, you really have to have your eyes set on him in order to unlock his route, and ohhh it's so worth it! The set-up of falling for the person who brought you there to marry someone else, to choose the jester when you were meant to have the king.... exquisite.
The dynamic between MC and Maxwell is so fun and full of genuine affection, and while other characters can dismiss Maxwell as an unserious clown, MC is very much characterised by the dialogue as Getting him and loving to express joy in life the same way he does. When MC and Maxwell can finally marry, it feels like they're really choosing their best friend to spend their lives with and are so excited about it.
I know this wrestles in a league multiple times smaller than many of the other combatants, but the Maxwell romance in genuinely one of my favourites in any video game. Give him a chance!”
#Yuuma#My Horse Prince#Maxwell Beaumont#Playchoices#The Royal Romance#choices the royal romance#Round 1#MDDC 2
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You wanted NSFW? here you go. Percy kinks and Headcanons, go!
I'd love to!! Minors DNI. Or don't, I literally cant stop you lol
Percival De rolo x Reader Head canons
Warnings - Sexual themes
"Attraction of a Bloomed and Robust Carnation.", Percy x Reader
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He 100% tries to take it slow with you until you've told him it's okay to go fast
First few times? as romantic as it gets
Makes sure you're as comfortable as possible
"Pillow?" "Need a break?" "You alright?"
buzzes in your ear like a fly trying to make sure he's not hurting you
OF COURSE, after a few months of easing into your intimate parts of your relationship, you guys get a little rougher.
or. he gets rougher.
He 100% will hold your hands above your head with one hand and your leg up with the other
Being an inventor, he obviously has you test toys for him.
He loves watching you squirm when he's burying himself in you, or when you use the toys in front of him.
Of course, traveling in a group as your only constant, you guys have to be quiet, so there'll be the occasional "Suck on my fingers while I fuck your brains out" moment between the two of you so Vox Machina doesn't pretend you two don't exist for the next day or so
Fidgeting with his gun all the time, his finger game, HAS to be on point bro
playing you languorously like delicate strands to a violin he can and will make you finish on his fingers
will make eye contact with you while he licks his fingers off
he knows where the clit is, so, you're welcome for that
but if ur not a girl ignore that
the gunslinger is a chest guy because I said so
or thigh
he just loves your body, so everything counts
just esp your chest
Loves cockwarming.
He'll have you on him while he works at his desk, grunting at your occasional adjustment and dropping on him
Generally just loves the closeness of it, though
sweet Percy at heart
then, of course, he'll occasionally flip you over and practically ram you into the fucking workbench
occasional mask play,, if you asked
He'd use the silly little Plague Doctor mask duh
Definitely thought it was weird at first
it grew on him
a lot
Since you're the only one he let's in his workshop without knocking, there are often times where your little bursts of sexual intent occur
Like. You'll be throat deep on him and he'll just be working on a repair/upgrade on his gun
You don't move much on him though, he wouldn't be able to work on his gun otherwise
Definitely the type of guy to tuck his face into your neck while u gripped his back, whispering how good you are when you're about to snap
"Thats right.. just like that, dear."
"You're so gorgeous.."
"Fuck.. so good for me."
He also enjoys having his hair played with
Feel free to tug it when he's going down on you
he'll be so into it i swear
Oh, and he'll definitely drop a joke or two balls deep in you just to make sure the atmosphere isn't awkward and he didn't know
"Soooo.. how's the weather..?"
"Percy, wha-what the fuck??"
of course the both of you were giggling about it for a long time after
#Vox Machina#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#vox machina#smut#percy x reader#percy de rolo#percy de rolo x reader#percival x reader#percival de rolo x reader#percival de rolo#x reader#head cannon#fluff???#percy de rolo x reader smut#percy smut#percy x reader smut#percival x reader smut#percival de rolo x reader smut#percival smut
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Hotd ep 1 so so special becuase it is literally teen jock beloved prince homecoming king nominee rhaenyra slinging one arm around alicent with a soccer ball tucked under her other arm going woooooooow you look so pretty today hey you’re gonna come to our away game for state aren’t you? Cant play without my good luck charm there :) while alicent giggles and tucks her hair behind her ear and says Well I have a lot of studying to do and Really you play well all on your own but I’ll see what I can do :) before rhaenarya jogs off to join her Bros who all go dude you are so Whipped and you haven’t even gone out with her
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Busted - Joe Burrow
I just adored this concept when @tthomasbordeleau mentioned it. So enjoy Joe trying to teach the reader how to play football
Due to me being angsty with Joe pieces (some not posted obvi), here is a soft piece.
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“If we get busted-“
“We won’t baby.” Joe laughed as he grabbed your hand as he slipped through the gates of Paycor Stadium.
Joe had this fantastic idea of trying to teach you how to play football, how to throw it properly, and what he does during a game.
But instead of teaching you at, like a park, he decided it would be best to teach you on a real field. After hours. Without permission.
You were already nervous learning how to do what your boyfriend did, but it made it even worse knowing you could get arrested for trespassing on your boyfriend works’ property.
“This is a terrible idea Joe.” You whispered as you stomped your foot, still standing on the other side of the gate, staring at Joe, “This is exactly how we’ll look when we’re arrested because of this brilliant idea!”
Joe let out a chuckle, “We’re not going to get arrested.” He said, “Besides, who’s going to stop us?”
“The police!” You said, your voice wavering.
You couldn’t believe he didn’t realize the consequences of what could happen.
“I promise you. Worst case is I get my hand swatted. They need me too much to bench me.” He said as he reached his hand through the fence, “Now come on.”
You stomped your foot again before grabbing his hand, “The first time I hear something-“
“We’re done.” He laughed, “Now get your cute ass on the field while I shut the gate back.”
**
Joe met you on the field a couple of moments later, the team’s ball bag on his back as he walked to the center of the field. Dropping the bag on the Bengals B, his hands found the sides of your arms, “You’re gonna learn today.”
“Learn what exactly?” You asked as you stared up at him.
“How to play like a pro quarterback.” He grinned.
“Can I just not be the hot girlfriend of the hot quarterback?” You pouted, “Besides, I cant throw a ball to save my life J.”
“You’re already the hot girlfriend.” He pressed a kiss to your forehead, “but you’re about to be the hot girlfriend that can also throw a football properly.”
“And I hold this how?” You asked as he handed you football out of the bag. He let out a low chuckle as he walked behind you, his hands covering yours as he guided your hands to the appropriate spots on the ball.
“There you go.” He whispered in your ear from behind causing chills to ripple through your body.
‘This man was going to be the death of me’ you thought to yourself as he stepped away from you.
You weren't sure how, but somehow you threw the ball causing Joe to cheer from behind you, his hands finding your shoulders again as he shook you excitedly.
“Look at that!” He laughed as he jogged over to grab the ball, bringing it back to you, “You did it!”
“I did, but lower your voice Burrow before were-”
“Hey! What are you doing out here?!”
“-busted.”
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You have NO idea how quickly I've become invested on knowing this Nina x Kate brain rot situation-
I needa know all the details!!
*Sips whole cup of milk 'cause I'm not a fan of tea*
Honestly I started thinking about it as a joke, but Ive been thinking about them all fucking day now bro its making me go nuts. I looove my lil rarepair. Im gonna use this ask as an excuse to ramble a bit about them…
- Theyre the epitome of femme x butch lesbian love. Kate is very masculine, dresses grungy, baggy clothes, video games, barely showers. Meanwhile Nina is very feminine, loves to dress up, takes care of her appearance, scene kid
- She drags her gross lil girlfriend EVERYWHERE and loves to show her off. Kate hates crowds, hates people, hates cities and public places. But she does it just to make Nina happy
- Nina will make sure Kates eating, drinking water, oh she worries about her wellbeing so much. They do basic hygiene together like brushing their teeth and showering, it makes things easier on Kate since shes been so long without ever caring about any of that stuff
- Nina loves to take care of Kate, and Kate loves to take care of her little ball of sunshine.
- Yknow the “cool stoic x crazy happy girl” trope? Thats them
- Theyre drive around in some beat up pick up truck singing alone to whatever emo pop punk song Nina chooses
- Kate holds Ninas bags when they go shopping
- And Nina walks around at night freely with her guard dog privileges (Kate would bite the head off of anyone who hurts her)
- When Kate comes back from missions bloody and bruised, Nina patches her up… And tries to hide how hot she thinks it is…
- Nina just loves weird freaks, and Kate is the perfect example of this
- I just cant imagine Nina happy with some guy. Kate is the perfect balance for her, they both help each other grow in so many ways, they’d both understand and be there for each other
- And most importantly, they’d be each others best friends. Kate would listen to aaallll Ninas gossip, and even share some of her own. Nina would absolutely adore watching Kate play her old horror games, and ask a bunch of questions about them that Kate has all the answers to
- Theyd explore abandoned buildings together, binge watch movies, hangout at the park late at night, play Minecraft together (Kate would fight off the mobs while Nina picks flowers)
- Very underrated ship I will do Gods work and bring it to light in the fandom 🔥
#tombtalk#ninakate#creepypasta#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta headcanon#nina the killer#kate the chaser#nina x kate#creepypasta fanfiction#creepypasta nina the killer#nina the killer headcanons#kate the chaser headcanons#creepypasta ninakate
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My Jet Set Radio New Game Predictions
Here's what i think theyre going to do for the new jet set radio!
They are going to retell the plot of the first JSR and/or Future but with a new coat of paint
There are going to be purchasable DLC graffiti and music packs
the graffiti editor will be even more hostile to human life
Corn is going to die in the first ten minutes of the game
They are introducing a new member of the GGs named "Snorf", and his catchphrase is going to be "It's snorfin' time!"
Pots is finally going to have the fully humanoid body he's always wanted.
yoyo is not going to be in it, they are replacing him with Ecco the Dolphin (This has actually been Confirmed by SEGA!)
You play as a member of Poison Jam this time. you get to chill in da sewers and watch monster movies between levels ^.^
They are going to implement motion controls.
We'll finally get confirmation on which members of the GGs are and aren't furries!
@dailyoyo is going to be working on it :D everyone contgraltulate them for how many sega employees they had to slaughter to get here
Beat will lose both of his arms and get giant horrible frightening mechanical claws as replacements
there will be a sanity meter mechanic!
It will be "Fortnite 2".
There will be a chapter of the game where Beat's headphones go missing and you have to find them! During the entire chapter, there will be no music whatsoever to emphasize Beat's lack of headphones.
there is going to be a 2-hour segment that is just an artsy and inscrutable experimental depiction of yoyo goig into a dissociateive spiral
Hayashi and Onishima will both be in the game, and they're going to be making out sloppy style every time they're onscreen. They won't even function as enemies? They're just a setpiece?
There will be no rival gangs, the entire plot will entail the GGs turning on each other like rabid dogs for ill-defined and petty reasons.
to be innovative and try something different from teh rest of the series, the soundtrack is going to be bad.
Yoyo is going to perish and be consumed by a malevolent warehouse, which will merge with his consciousness.
Bis/Mew/Ryth will have a new name
There's gonna be robot doppelgangers of ALL the ggs! uh oh! theyre all going to die before they get any significant screentime though in order to punish me specifically
There is going to be a minigame where you play as an overworked ordinary Rokkaku Group employee desperately trying to balance the company budget as Gouji continues to pour more money into the Killing Teenagers fund.
^ can someone buy this for me. i cant pay you back
New mechanic where you can escape enemies by killing them, but the character you used to do this will go into a crisis over having had to take a fellow human's life at such a young age and the traumatic effects will lower their stats. Pots is immune to this effect
yoyo will get euthanized
There will be a new area named "The Unforgiving Abyss". Grind down the spine of the thousand mile long leviathan who perished within!
Ice skating instead of rollerksating?
aiai from super monkey ball will be in there
You won't be able to play it without pirating it to be truer to the spirit of the game
The moral of the story will be that the real radio was the jet we set along the way.
um
#jet set radio#jsr#jet set radio future#error 0#long post#Man. who even gives a shit#misinformation#lies#trait: liar#evil and malice
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