schlatt and server reader is literally plaguing my mind. need him coming in to sit in my section, tipping so well and then eventually getting all the coworkers to be like “who is bro??? and why he always tip you so good 😭😭” n then you’re like “oh thats literally my bf” and everyone’s like 😮

ORRRR

he’s like a regular with ted n charlie but if he’s like at the bar he’d be a couple drinks in and is like “is toots working today?? haven’t seen em in a while” and then you get sent out n you’re like “you been askin about me?” and he’s all smiles n “haven’t seen you in a while, just wanted to see my favorite server” n ted n charlie are like “yeah bro always talks about you” and boom love story

or hell yall work together and love to smooch in the back n he always runs your food out for you but everyone thinks it’s rlly cute, like you’re putting food in the system n he’s behind u rubbing your back being like “you forgot they wanted no gravy on the mashed potatoes”

but idk i didn’t rlly put too much thought into it…

wait bc why is server!schlatt kinda….. doing it for me…. also i hope u don’t mind i kinda mushed everything together LOL, let me know if u want more of this!!

server!schlatt who for some reason always gets insane tips even tho he’s kinda an asshole to all the customers

immediately started flirting with u when he got hired… esp if you were training him LMAO

jumps in if ur tables are making u uncomfortable or flirting with u - and sometimes outright takes them over if they’re being assholes and is like “what you don’t wanna flirt with me? aren’t i pretty too?”

first kiss is def in the walk-in when he corners u and asks u point blank if u have a crush on him, and all u can do is kiss him bc he’s so close and has a hand beside ur head on the bin of lemons for the bar

manyyyy more rendezvous in the walk-in hehehe

when ted and charlie come in, he points u out to them while you’re working and is like “yeah seriously they’re so hot i’m kinda losing it” lol

ofc ted and charlie immediately tell u when u come by to check on their table, like “btw schlatt thinks ur super hot just fyi” and schlatt just blushes and hits them with his note pad

def a lot of little touches and spending time around u, looking to see if anyone else is watching while ur putting food in the system and he’s kissing your neck or rubbing your back

going out for smoke/vape breaks with him just to spend time together without anyone else there

wears a tight black t shirt and black pants every day, showing off the outline of his biceps and chest *drool*

always uses his cash tips to buy u a drink after work just so you don’t have to go home yet :) even tho he’s so exhausted from his shift

uses your purple frilly pen when he can’t find his lmao (def not because he likes it)

For real, sometimes when I read fan stories about their meeting with Hayden at cons I am umcomfortable because it is often a bit too flirty/ too much and I am like wait... he is sleazy/inappropriate or it is just the fan who is delusional?

NO CUZ ITS SO AWKWARD AND GROSS. HOW LOW DO YOU THINK OF HIM???? YALL MAKING IT SOUND LIKE HES A PREDATOR AND SLEAZY. ITS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND GROSS. 10/10 it’s the fan being delusional. Hayden is polite and touchy with everyone. It’s not serious. He literally gives people cheek kisses and hugs even when the staff says not to. Man doesn’t care and is open to show affection. He isn’t madly in love with any fan 😭

He is literally just a sweetheart like let him live bro. He’s KNOWN to be touchy/feely, flirty and nice. ITS CALLED PERSONALITY GO GET SOME 😭😭😭⁉️ I swear y’all need to go outside and see how people interact. Just yesterday I got a dudes ig handle after talking to him for 5 mins and having a good smooth convo. No flirting no nothing, just two strangers talking and bonding. And I didn’t think anything of it. YK WHY??? CUZ IM NORMAL!!!

Not everything is a sexual advance or them confessing their love for you. Weird. It’s like those alpha males + porn addicts who think when a woman looks at them that they wanna fuck them. WEIRD. STOP IT. like sure in ur fanfics whatever but irl??? Y’all make it seem like he would be out here lurking looking for little fangirls to fall in love with or take advantage of. I reblogged @gallerygourmet’s post talking about it. It’s so weird how they think of Hayden that way. It’s gross. He wouldn’t take advantage of young female fans like that especially with having a daughter himself and people suspect he would cuz he’s known to be flirty and date a lot but like ??? The man has morals??? He literally said himself he would never date anyone younger than his sisters age. Be so fr. And even IF I am wrong (hopefully not 😭💔 girl don’t be Leo DiCaprio pls), we still don’t know his life and him personally so let it go??? GO FOCUS ON THE DAMN PALESTINIAN GENOCIDE AND OTHERS SUFFERING??? Like ??? Why you so obsessed over a man that doesn’t think about you. I joke, we all joke. But those are just jokes. Some take it too seriously and it’s concerning.

Also THANK YOU ANON! 😍💋💋💋 send more if you want I love this topic

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also HES CANADIAN 💀😭😭 HELP I HAD TO OK. THOSE MFS LITERALLY KEEP THEIR DOORS UNLOCKED FOR NEIGHBORS JUST IN CASE THEY NEED A SAFE SPOT FROM THE BEARS AND LET EACH ITHER USE THEUR CARS BYE

It must transcend. It must speak for itself. It must be true.

LEE POMNI PLSSS LER GUMMIGOO OR RAGS!! <33

La Pomni!! I was lazy mid way sorry for that buuuttt here's the way I like to draw her (not redesign just a fun way to draw her I like)

Pomni y ella... amigos.... totally...

This might not be what you meant buuut I LOVE both ships equally so sooo much I couldn't let the chance go. Any funnygummy shippers??? 😭

i wish crick was a permanent party member

Sansa thinking she’s beautiful enough for Willas to forget Winterfell is so funny to me 😭

I just wanted to come on and say thank you to everyone who showed love and support during all this absolutely WACK bullshit that happened in the last few days. It's so tough when you put yourself out there and try to do something you enjoy, only for someone to come along and essentially rip it out of your hands and smash it on the ground.

BUT, I'm not going to let one or two miserable bullies stop me from being my silly, bright, sunshine-y, self-shippy self. I love my mans and they love me, and if you don't like it, that's a whole fuckin you problem!

So keep your pants on yall, cos my next fic is gunna blow 'em right off 😈😈💖💖💖

another g1v3 discourse rant :/

‘g3 is too childlike now’ need i remind yall theyre 15?? thats how 15 year olds act bro😭😭 if anything g1 was way too adult

also the show is targeted towards kids ofc theyre gonna seem childlike in the eyes of an adult

and the reason the fashion was ‘dulled down’ a bit is probably bc most modern 15 year olds arent obsessed with 2010s fashion that yall so desperately crave HAHA

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FANART ID BUY IF I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR FUCKING SHIPPING COSTS??? DO YOU KNOW??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I COULD BUY IF THE SHIPPING DIDNT COST DOUBLE WHAT THE ART COSTS???

“Keep your arms there, baby,” Vegas murmurs. The words make Pete moan, his head swimming, and the click of the bottle opening still seems loud, catching his attention and upping his anticipation. When he opens his eyes to find Vegas watching him it just increases the intensity

I am WAAYYYY late but the chapters keep coming out so FAST I can't keep up 😵‍💫

(there's so much more I wanted to do with this but again...no time)

I hope this isn't weird but earlier I was thinking about how much good artists do in the world, and so many artists don't recognize it. You bring a lot of joy to a lot of people. I've gotten a few commissions from you at this point, and every time I look at them I get so happy because, man, there was someone who took time to create something for me (I know I payed, but still!) Beyond that, I have seen when you draw little doodles just because people inspire you to eith their asks. You practiced your skill and you use it to make others happy and that's so valuable. You contribute a lot to this world just by bringing people's moods up, and I hope you recognize that. You're pretty awesome :)

t thank yuou ,....

Coming on tumblr and seeing Ace comics but then being combo breaker decked with images of his death. Just casually launching me back almost more than a decade to relive excruciating trauma and pain. Like i was sobbing reading those panels yall. Anyways love seeing ace fluff and hypotheticals. Artists of the world, i owe you my life

Okay, I need to know something. I know Jaemin and Mal are in love. She is in denial and afraid but she can't hide her feelings. We already know about Hyuck and Y/N and Mark and Joy. They're stable and cute and everything nice. We love them. Renjun and Neowa are a slow burn for sure, but I can see them and their potential. That anon also pointed out their subtle interactions, which makes sense. But I need to know what's happening with Jeno and Sal - their story seems like an actual (intriguing) mystery to me because of their interactions. And now with the current chapter I really do think Sal liked him a lot and he was falling for her too, but it wasn't as serious. Now that she wants nothing to do with him, he's realizing just how much he likes her. Damn, he might love her idk. So I need to know if my boy Jeno is in love with Sal (she deserves the world and I am lowkey enjoying the enemies to lovers arc between them).

all i’m gonna say is yes.

Is cmi going to continue?🥹

hi there!! i really want it to, but it depends a lot on you guys, too 🥺 so far it's not going too bad or super great, but i also don't wanna say or decide anything yet – i'll wait a lil, since it's a long chapter and it might take people some time to get through it!! will see how things are in a week or so. in any case, support it a lot, loves. i do mean it when i say you can absolutely spam me.. definitely don't wanna abandon them <3

Cade Cunningham.

IM SCARED????

also??

childe's character is such a sweet thing to think about when you allow yourself to go into heavy detail about all the little things that complete him. from the exterior we meet a man that prides himself on being his archontess' weapon, so much so that even his outfit is inspired by this motivation. he is a bloody, combact knife. with all the red fabric, and jewels that complete it, that adorn it? this is a loyal man, loyal to being someone's weapon.

but in the same breath, in a shocking contrast to his life motivations... childe is a man of comunity, and a family oriented one at that. sure, all of the harbingers are idolized in their country, and all of them represent different things that they must carry out in their duty. but childe....despite being a weapon, indulges in domestic things. so much so that, it even gives the impression of him living for his community, to the fullest, to make up for all the things he wont reach to be in the future. when his duty finally claims him as another weapon fallen in battle.