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MC Mixing Chats 3
MC: I'm going to say it. I'm just going to have to do it.
MC: Go to hell.
MC: You think you can play god and can get away with harassing a group of people. You fucking can't. We will get you. You will be caught and rot in prison for the rest of your sad miserable life!
MC: What nothing to say this time?
MWAF: Meet me in Duskwood and nothing else will happen to your friends.
MC: Oh wait shit sorry wrong masked bird killer.
MC: Wait a second no fuck that and fuck you too! I'm not sorry!
MC: You know what's lamer than running around like an idiot in the woods with a mask on?
MC: Pretending your a local legend come to life so you can harrass, assault, and kidnap people!
MC: Don't think I've forgotten about Amy! She will get the justice her, her family, and her friends deserve! We will stop you plot!
Dr. Crow: The healing is invetiable MC. You can not stop it.
Dr. Crow: I have not met a patient named 'Amy'. Have you finally decided to accept your fate and join my cause? Is this a new patient for the healing?
MC: Oh fuck me and fuck you too. Wrong Crow Man.
MC: I don't give a shit what you think about me, nor what your plans for me are! They aren't going to happen because we WILL stop you!
MC: Can I speak to Charlie?
MWAF: Charlie?
MC: OH COME ON I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO TALK TO A BIRD-BEAKED LUNATIC!
MC: THE ONE TIME I MEANT TO TALK TO THE CREEPY PUPPET GUY AND I'M DEALING WITH AN ASSAULTING, INSULTING ASSHOLE!
MWAF: You texted me?
Jake: Now what aren't you going to do?
MC: Threaten, engage, or otherwise start unauthorized interactions with anonymous, or masked individuals who have shown they have deadly or otherwise dangerous reputation.
Jake: And WHY are you agreeing to not do this?
MC: Because when I do communicate with those individuals I'm endangering the lives of my friends.
Jake: AND?
MC: My loved ones.
Jake: AND?
MC: myself.
Jake: Say that again now in one sentence...
MC: endagering the lives of my friends, loved ones, and myself.
Jake: I swear I will disable your messenger if you try this again MC.
MC: I'm sorry Jake.
Shadow: It was entertaining though.
Jake: I will kick you off of MC's phone.
Wolfe: How did I even get on this group chat?
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adastra121 · 2 months
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The Ones That Got Away (Touchstarved OC Rewrite)
I changed the lyrics to “The One That Got Away” by Katy Perry (I listened to this cover by Brielle Von Hugel), based on my Hound!MC Alon's backstory and their childhood friend's betrayal.
Summer in the city where we grew up. Running from our troubles and tryin’ our luck, Searching for a world that’d be big enough for two. Used to steal Headmaster’s liquor and climb to the roof. Dreamed about the future like we had a clue. Never thought that one day, I'd be losing you.
In another life, I’d still be your friend. We'd keep all those promises, be us until the end. In another life, you would make me stay, So I don't have to say you were the one that got away, The one that got away.
One night on that rooftop, we’d made our pact To leave these walls together, have each other’s backs. Sometimes when I miss you, I climb towards the sky. Summer kept on passing, and we grew up, Found something in the city much bigger than us. It’s time to face the music, we had long run out of luck.
But in another life, you’d be by my side. We'd keep all those promises to take charge of our lives. In another life, I would fight to stay, So I don't have to say you were the one that got away, The one that got away.
The one that got away.
All that money won’t buy back our time for me. Can't replace you with a million dreams. I never thought you’d turn our dream on me. So I guess this is goodbye.
But in another life, I could still believe That friends would keep their promises… In another life, we’d make our escape, And everyone who stayed would say we were the ones that got away.
The ones that got away…
In another life, I would make you stay So I don't have to say you were the one that got away. The one that got away…
#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved oc#alon the hound#erick the wolf#song parody#lyrics rewrite#the word “dream” is used a bunch because it's not just the childhood friend they lost in the betrayal it's also their shared dream.#the word “luck” is also repeated because of the childhood friend oc erick. he likes card games and gambling.#“we had long run out of luck.” referring to the heist that was the catalyst for the betrayal.#I changed the bridge lyric to “I can't replace you with a million dreams” for one of the songs I had in their playlist. “a million dreams.”#the “turn our dream on me” refers to the promise to leave the city. so alon did actually end up fulfilling that dream thanks to erick.#via exile. we love irony.#I liked playing with the phrase “the one that got away” because it can mean a lost chance#but since the hound mc is a thief it could also mean the person that escaped. like oh no the criminal got away!#with alon and erick in particular it refers to their promise to leave the walled city together once they gathered enough coin#that was also tied to finding a cure for alon's curse but the most important part of that pact was to be together no matter what happened#for the bridge after the chorus I just took out the second part of “we would keep our promises” because I thought it was more fitting#the sentence just ends because it's too painful to repeat. I also think it makes that quieter more subdued part stand out from the others.#my favourite change was the switch to plural in “everyone who stayed would say we were the ones that got away.”#it's meant to convey: “we were supposed to be the ones that made it out. we were supposed to make it out of here together.”#again it's playing with that phrase: “the one that got away.” I imagine it sung in a very raw and agonized way.
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teeth-draws · 2 years
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Couldn’t sleep so sketched formal/ball!trouble from @shepherds-of-haven || view full size bc I don’t care to check ratios before I upload aaaa
#shepherds of haven#trouble alder#cog games#clochus is the demon I hate most of all because due to my stats I have to miss the ball and go with chase to avoid using a WOP#i would much rather be dancing n looking fine n you know maybe knocking over expensive things on purpose…!#this picture exists in a fantasy timeline where mc is not passed tf out and they find trouble somewhere after the party#he’s processing what just happened but also trying to figure out if his distaste for the grandeur of the party is something he can get over#we see how much party food we can ‘confiscate’ and have it distributed to the masses#thanks prihine!!!#so generous!#i know I don’t have any consistent art style right now like this was just a sudden sleep deprived need#and the hair…? teeth vs trouble’s hair vol. 39#this party is the catalyst to shaving it into a mullet#torn between wanting to look hot and resenting conforming to the beauty standards of nobility#can you imagine him saving a bunch of nobles from a rabid demon and they look up towards their newfound hero and he’s sporting a mullet#look in his eyes like ‘I just saved your life I dare you to say something lol’#love u trouble ur a g#+ honestly thinking about how he’s not just dense and gos with the most romance flags in the game#his low self-worth actually saves him from a lot of heartbreak considering more often than not mc DOESNT like him back in ‘that way’#in favour of (often) his 2 best friends#BABES DW YOU HAVE FANS I PROMISE YOU#also do you think trouble weaponises puppy dog eyes or is he unaware of his most powerful weapon…
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gifti3 · 6 months
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Im done for tonight
Part of me wonders how the story would go if mc was written as someone who isnt aware of their plot armor
Like theyre someone whose self-preservation is at least at a level that would be considered normal for someone who just found out demons existed a month or 2 ago and now has to live among them
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aroaessidhe · 11 months
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2023 reads // twitter thread  
Some Desperate Glory
adult scifi about a girl raised on a military station with last of humanity, trained to avenge the destruction of earth
but when she’s assigned a place she didn’t expect, she escapes with a captive alien & her brother’s genius friend intending to fight anyway, and discovers much more about the complexities of the universe
twisty and unpredictable
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gaygryffindorgal · 1 year
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A Valentine’s Day Drabble: Do you got room for one more troubled soul?
Fandom: HPHM
Word Count: 800
Ship: Verula (Verna x Merula)
Characers: Verna Malinda, Merula Snyde, Charlie Weasley
Warnings: Underage drinking & smoking, allusions to a character death
Notes: Title from Alone Together by Fall Out Boy
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All things considered; it had been a fun night. Verna felt giddy and a little tipsy after downing a few glasses of the punch Jae had spiked. Despite all the bumps in the road with the arrangements, everything had gone without a hitch. Andre seemed happy too, laughing and dancing with Penny.
“Verna?” Charlie called her name, pulling her out of her thoughts. She turned to look at him.
“Yeah?”
“My feet are killing me, mind if I take a break?” Charlie asked.
“Oh, yeah, no,” Verna said. “I think I'm going to go get some air.”
“Want me to come with?”
Verna shook her head. “I think I need a minute, you know?”
Charlie weighed her words for a minute and then squeezed her hand. “Okay, I get it.”
Verna gave him a smile and headed out. She couldn’t help but think back to a year ago, when she, Charlie, Ben, and Rowan had all been to the dance together. How much she missed Rowan, and how drastically things could change in just a year.
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Verna thought of heading to the main courtyard, but on second thought, it would probably be too crowded for her purposes. She took a turn to the right instead and headed out from one of the side doors. It was dark outside, and the lanterns were lit. At first glance, it seemed like she was alone, but in the dim light, Verna quickly noticed a figure, smoking, and dressed in a shimmering black dress sat on one of the benches. She had an unmistakable orange streak in her hair. Verna wasn’t in the mood for this, so she resolved to turn and head back inside, when she accidentally kicked a rock, sending it flying across the yard. Of course the noise caught Merula’s attention. Because nothing ever seemed to go Verna’s way.
“Malinda?”
Reluctantly, Verna turned back around, to face her fully. “Merula.”
“What are you doing here?” Merula asked. She’d taken off her mask, and some of her mascara had smudged around her eyes. She looked pretty.
“I got tired of dancing,” Verna replied. Merula raised her eyebrow and patted the bench next to her.
Verna eyed her, suspiciously. “I was sort of hoping to be alone.”
“Well, I’m not leaving until I’ve finished smoking, so you better find another place to sulk, then.”
Verna rolled her eyes. She didn’t feel like finding another place, so she took a seat next to Merula.
“Why are you out here?” she asked.
“I wanted a smoke.”
“Obviously.”
“And I wanted to be alone, too,” Merula added and exhaled smoke.
“So why’d you ask me to stay?”
“Figured we could be alone together.”
Verna chuckled. She couldn’t help it. “Alright.”
They fell silent for a while. Verna thought of how Merula had kissed her not two weeks ago in a corridor in the dungeons, and how neither one of them had talked about it since. After a while, Merula stumped out her cigarette with her boot. Of course she was wearing boots with her dress.
“Do you want to dance?” she asked. Verna stared at her.
Merula waved a hand in front of her face. “Hello?”
Verna cleared her throat. “Dance? Here?”
“Why not?”
“There’s no music.”
“Lucky for you, I can fix that,” said Merula, and started to hum a slow melody.
“Merlin,” Verna said.
“Hey, you’re the one who helped me into the frog choir.”
“Alright, fine, let’s dance,” Verna agreed. “But no Celestina Warbeck.”
Merula laughed and got up. She extended a hand and Verna took it, following her.
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Merula pulled her along to the center of the small courtyard.
“You look pretty,” Verna said.
“Shut up.”
“I’m serious.”
Merula looked up at her and sighed. “Thank you, so do you.”
Verna smiled and Merula pulled her close. They looked at each other and Verna’s stomach kept doing somersaults. Slowly, they started to dance. It was something like a waltz but neither one of them cared much for the technicalities of getting it right. Merula started to hum the melody again. After a while, they were mostly just swaying, with Merula’s head against Verna’s shoulder.
“Hey,” she said and Merula looked up, falling silent. “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“I hate this holiday.”
“Clearly.”
“You know what, Malinda? You’re such a twit.”
Now it was Verna’s turn to laugh. “You’re dancing with a twit.”
Merula stopped in her tracks.
“Oh, come on,” Verna continued.
Merula glared at her. Verna assumed she was trying to come up with something witty to say, but instead, she grabbed her face and pulled her down into a kiss. Verna kissed her back, after all, it was what had been going through her mind on a loop ever since the Slytherin common room party a couple of weeks ago.
Merula pulled back slightly to look at her. Her expression had softened. “Happy Valentine's Day, Malinda,” she said, and kissed her again.
fin.
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rosescries · 8 months
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Hello-Hello! I hope you doing alright. I was wondering how would the Lodge skeleton reacting seeing Mc at her work place in Dust coated? Like how Guns and Aces run in to her?
Well, you can assume Mc would be less willing to talk it out with them. Less hesitant to let her coworkers kick them out too, depending on who it is.
Prime Papyrus is the one she's most receptive to. She'll take his order, but still refuses any conversation deeper than asking for how each other is doing. It hurts a bit, but he's more than happy to hear that she and Dust are doing good, eases his SOUL.
Blue and Stretch are pretty much the same, except for a lot more reluctance from her. Civil at the most, but not extending far. Does nothing to ease them, but they won't do anything. Especially with her coworkers watching them like hawks with her unease.
Black, Edge, and Red wont even be able to get a word out before she's turning on her heels and escaping into the back. Much to their dismay.
Prime Sans she'd try, but ultimately retreat into the back because he just wouldn't leave her alone. He had his mind set and only will leave once she threatens to call Guns and Ace or her coworkers threaten the Guard.
Mutt is mostly more of what already happens. Tense and awkward civil conversation until the transaction is completed. Then they go their separate ways like nothing ever happened.
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sharkneto · 2 months
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How is Migrations rated that highly on Goodreads. Absolutely insufferable book, glad to be done with it.
#maybe its got good emotions going on idk#I couldn't get over how fucking bad the science in it was#wish the main character had been a real scientist instead of whatever the fuck franny had going on - which was /a lot/#less franny's emotionally disturbed problems more actual apocalypse of All The Animals Are Dying would have gone a long long way#man the longer i sit here thinking about it the madder i get#i would beg the author to have talked to actual animal and environmental scientists before she wrote whatever that was#''i random woman who longs for the sea is the only person who wants to follow these terns - some of the last birds on earth - on their--''#''--full migration and i have to beg to do it (but for my own personal selfish reasons and not actually for science or conservation)''#/in what fucking world/#one of the ''conservationists'' in the book actually said ''we cant just follow a bird's full migration'' SINCE WHEN#and they forced some fish-eating birds to eat seeds so theyd ''adapt'' and have a better chance to survive#and and mc's husband - a man with a phd in ornithology was like ''oh dont touch that bird egg or the bird will smell it and reject it!''#/it was a crow. it was an ///egg/// on the ground. it would have been /fine//#///he was a professor of ornithology and the author had him say that bullshit///#god im so curious if my twin will like this book or not#shes the one who was originally curious about it and i just happened to pick it up first#i am curious the reading experience if you are not someone who works directly with actual ornithologists#book club
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torgawl · 3 months
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sorry i can't take this chapter seriously the flying head took me out whekshej
#yuutas domain name also#i know it fits his character but omg let's tone it down on cliché and predictability a little please 😂#i didn't wake up at 5 am for this#i mean i was right about kenny's will but whatever it kinda fell flat#the thing about this being a jjk 0 inverse was right with yuuta defeating kenny and the cursed spirits attack which makes me think about my#rika theory may also be on the right track#but also we just know that having an exposed plan means it won't go this way#this is like who's more op yuuta or sukuna and it's boring and they both need a power down which i really think will come#and seeing sukuna look down on yuuji still only mentioning the soul punch not having the blood manipulation mentioned even though it was#hinted to be yuuji's... he's definitely gonna have a bigger role than just the last punch he has to#there's also the whole megumi thing#sukuna doesn't know yuuta and yuuji's goal was to save megumi to which yuuji conjured a plan#what was defined as yuuta and yuuji's plan doesn't means it is in fact their plan (or just their plan)#the two mcs against sukuna and power of love being the theme makes sense thematically but on god this was lame#anyways hoping for sukuna to take rika 🤞 rika having a second death/dispersal would also be very jjk 0 it just makes sense idk how#but make it happen or i will bite someone 😂#also i didn't comment but geto's body releasing the spirits makes no sense to me unless kenny wanted to emulate geto's attack to the school#and collected spirits for this purpose only but when did he even do that man#again... the stupid head flying was so fucking dumb idk what i imagined but it wasn't that#whatever gege i am gonna wait for next week and hope something interesting actually happens bye#sorry for being a hater but this chapter felt like a bunch of nothing thrown at our face even though the fight wouldn't really have#results in one chapter being who they are it still felt disappointing that just nothing interesting happened after such a long break too#and again.... WHERE THE HELL IS MAKI#there's also that part!!!! neither us or sukuna know what she's up to#maki save us save us maki#jjk leaks#still thinking about kenny's head she was an airplane...... 😂 what kind of cartoon reality was that#absurdism and surrealism in jjk as a theme but also what if something is just incredibly stupid 😭
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kandibatz · 1 year
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was thinkin of a shitpost and then just started unironically making hcs about these mfs playing minecraft
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MC: I don't know Jessy. It really sounds like he likes you.
Roxy: Whose Jessy?
MC: Shit wrong message! Sorry Roxy!
MC: Did you throw away the clown doll?
Cleo: What?
MC: Damn it wrong chat. Sorry Cleo!
MC: Question. What's the first thing I should learn to defend myself against a masked bird man?
Julius: I gotcha. *sends video about basic self-defense lessons*
MC: Not who I meant to send this to but this really helps! Thanks Julius!
Julius: Wait who did you mean to send it to?
MC: Ok I think I could get into better shape to avoid crow guy. At least enough to outrun him. Tips?
Dan: First you got to set your schedule and your limit, don't want to burn yourself out. *continues with tips*
MC: You're a life saver Dan! I meant to ask my gym trainer friend but I'm glad you had some great advice too!
MC: I swear that Crow's accomplice is more creepy than Crow themself.
Duskwood chat: *multiple users typing*
Jessy: ACCOMPLICE?
Dan: I knew it!
Thomas: When did you learn this?
Cleo: MC what accomplice?
MC: FUCK WRONG CHAT
Duskwood chat: *multiple users typing*
MC: Has there been any more raven markings? Do we know who Man Without A Face is targeting next?
Strangers: *multiple users typing*
Bernd: Who is the 'Man Without A Face'?
Anna: Oh my god.
Anna: Does that freak have another person helping him?!
Roxy: I can't deal with another psycho!
Valentin: I'm sure MC will explain. Also 'raven markings?'
Tim: For sure, we're missing something here. MC?
MC: FOR FUCK SAKE WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS! WRONG CHAT, DISREGARD THAT MESSAGE!
Strangers: *multiple users typing*
Julius: EXCUSE ME WRONG CHAT? HOW MANY MASKED FREAKS DO YOU KNOW?
Jake: I leave you alone for a bit and somehow you cause this much trouble in the group chat?
MC: Jake!
MC: You're online! Finally!
MC: Anyway I need to introduce you to Shadow. They'll probably be able to explain everything better than I can. I keep getting masked bird men and group chats mixed up.
Shadow: Hello! And true you have been struggling with that.
MC: Bright side. I haven't mixed up Hannah and Klara yet.
Shadow & Jake: YeT?!
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themagical1sa · 7 months
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ykw?
it would be incredibly funny if crushie liked me back too late
especially when i might be starting to like someone else
#isa and the y/n experience#isa go to sleep challenge#whoever is writing my life can pull the worst joke rn /JOKING#i wonder how my life would look like as an actual shoujo manga.#i wonder how my friends would have ranked in character polls#iirc boys over flowers had that love interest poll for mc#i wonder what the results would have looked like for my life#here's crushie; cute. book and film geek. good at math. gamer. passionate abt films and cinema#and then there's squishie; also cute. squishy even. music nerd. rhythm gamer most especially into project sekai. thoughtful and caring#between both of them during my absence this semester though?#squishie's the one who has kept consistent effort in keeping touch with me outside of our triad's discord server#both have said they miss me but squishie's done more about it#he's also shared brainrots with me more#i've always appreciated squishie bestie as one of my besties but he's hittin' different lately especially after his birthday last sept 24..#Things Happened For Sure:tm:#but crushie is also a good person#when i confessed to him upfront he wanted to think about his response because knew the gravity of me saying that to him to his face#i already told him he didn't have to say it back though#i was always prepared to let go anyway#i'm way too good at goodbyes /lyr /JOKE 😂😭#PWEH enough y/nposting in the tags. i'm going to crushie's bday party later LMAAAOOO#...oh my god right his birthday is soon (today's party is an advance celebration)#anyway eepy time nite nite labyu all mwa
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arklayraven · 10 months
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I despise Solomon but I hope next lesson the whole shit he pulled or try to pull on our MC before, is finally brought up and talked about. And not just ignored or somehow resolved off screen without our actual say and stuff in the matter.
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lenievi · 1 year
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Oh boy thinking about bread and circuses, my fanfic writer brain is like…what would happen if spock hadn’t stepped in and helped mccoy. Hard to imagine but there could be a scenario in which he just didn’t get there in time or was restrained or overthought and “logic-ed” the situation, realized that breaking the rules could have serious consequences, and just hesitated a moment too long. The guilt, the denial of guilt even if he can’t fully hide it, denying his grief but feeling it so strongly. Possible conflict between him and kirk. Whoof the angst potential.
Actually... there's a possibility how that could work quite well imho. The moment McCoy was pushed to the ground, Kirk jumped off from his seat, so if that went a bit differently and more loudly, Spock could get distracted and hesitate for too long because suddenly both McCoy and Kirk were in danger, and that could even add on to the conflict between him and Kirk!
I admit I have a hard time imagining Flavius (WTF did I write Flavious shdjshfjd ah well) actually killing McCoy BUT seriously injuring him? Now that I could get behind, and the angst potential would still be big~
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azureblooet · 1 year
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I cant talk rn gurl I’m cataloging minerals i saw in Minecraft dungeons.
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will you continue jtta after the first season?
in terms of the base work on ao3, jtta’s story only covers season one, so not in that case - but, while i don’t have any concrete plans to write a full length sequel, i might do it one day! its plot would be based on those notes for my version of a s4 plotline involving the new characters
i’d be skipping s2 and s3, but to be fair the only arcs from those seasons i’d really be interested in doing a jtta version of would be the s2 school play arc (for shenanigan reasons because with ik on the team she’d absolutely have it be a comedy) and the s2 lucifer amnesia arc (for angst and character development reasons), plus some of the general funny slice-of-life stuff that could come from the brothers living in the human world for a bit a la s3
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