MC Mixing Chats 3
MC: I'm going to say it. I'm just going to have to do it.
MC: Go to hell.
MC: You think you can play god and can get away with harassing a group of people. You fucking can't. We will get you. You will be caught and rot in prison for the rest of your sad miserable life!
MC: What nothing to say this time?
MWAF: Meet me in Duskwood and nothing else will happen to your friends.
MC: Oh wait shit sorry wrong masked bird killer.
MC: Wait a second no fuck that and fuck you too! I'm not sorry!
MC: You know what's lamer than running around like an idiot in the woods with a mask on?
MC: Pretending your a local legend come to life so you can harrass, assault, and kidnap people!
MC: Don't think I've forgotten about Amy! She will get the justice her, her family, and her friends deserve! We will stop you plot!
Dr. Crow: The healing is invetiable MC. You can not stop it.
Dr. Crow: I have not met a patient named 'Amy'. Have you finally decided to accept your fate and join my cause? Is this a new patient for the healing?
MC: Oh fuck me and fuck you too. Wrong Crow Man.
MC: I don't give a shit what you think about me, nor what your plans for me are! They aren't going to happen because we WILL stop you!
MC: Can I speak to Charlie?
MWAF: Charlie?
MC: OH COME ON I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO TALK TO A BIRD-BEAKED LUNATIC!
MC: THE ONE TIME I MEANT TO TALK TO THE CREEPY PUPPET GUY AND I'M DEALING WITH AN ASSAULTING, INSULTING ASSHOLE!
MWAF: You texted me?
Jake: Now what aren't you going to do?
MC: Threaten, engage, or otherwise start unauthorized interactions with anonymous, or masked individuals who have shown they have deadly or otherwise dangerous reputation.
Jake: And WHY are you agreeing to not do this?
MC: Because when I do communicate with those individuals I'm endangering the lives of my friends.
Jake: AND?
MC: My loved ones.
Jake: AND?
MC: myself.
Jake: Say that again now in one sentence...
MC: endagering the lives of my friends, loved ones, and myself.
Jake: I swear I will disable your messenger if you try this again MC.
MC: I'm sorry Jake.
Shadow: It was entertaining though.
Jake: I will kick you off of MC's phone.
Wolfe: How did I even get on this group chat?
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The Ones That Got Away (Touchstarved OC Rewrite)
I changed the lyrics to “The One That Got Away” by Katy Perry (I listened to this cover by Brielle Von Hugel), based on my Hound!MC Alon's backstory and their childhood friend's betrayal.
Summer in the city where we grew up.
Running from our troubles and tryin’ our luck,
Searching for a world that’d be big enough for two.
Used to steal Headmaster’s liquor and climb to the roof.
Dreamed about the future like we had a clue.
Never thought that one day, I'd be losing you.
In another life, I’d still be your friend.
We'd keep all those promises, be us until the end.
In another life, you would make me stay,
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away,
The one that got away.
One night on that rooftop, we’d made our pact
To leave these walls together, have each other’s backs.
Sometimes when I miss you, I climb towards the sky.
Summer kept on passing, and we grew up,
Found something in the city much bigger than us.
It’s time to face the music, we had long run out of luck.
But in another life, you’d be by my side.
We'd keep all those promises to take charge of our lives.
In another life, I would fight to stay,
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away,
The one that got away.
The one that got away.
All that money won’t buy back our time for me.
Can't replace you with a million dreams.
I never thought you’d turn our dream on me.
So I guess this is goodbye.
But in another life, I could still believe
That friends would keep their promises…
In another life, we’d make our escape,
And everyone who stayed would say we were the ones that got away.
The ones that got away…
In another life, I would make you stay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away.
The one that got away…
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A Valentine’s Day Drabble: Do you got room for one more troubled soul?
Fandom: HPHM
Word Count: 800
Ship: Verula (Verna x Merula)
Characers: Verna Malinda, Merula Snyde, Charlie Weasley
Warnings: Underage drinking & smoking, allusions to a character death
Notes: Title from Alone Together by Fall Out Boy
All things considered; it had been a fun night. Verna felt giddy and a little tipsy after downing a few glasses of the punch Jae had spiked. Despite all the bumps in the road with the arrangements, everything had gone without a hitch. Andre seemed happy too, laughing and dancing with Penny.
“Verna?” Charlie called her name, pulling her out of her thoughts. She turned to look at him.
“Yeah?”
“My feet are killing me, mind if I take a break?” Charlie asked.
“Oh, yeah, no,” Verna said. “I think I'm going to go get some air.”
“Want me to come with?”
Verna shook her head. “I think I need a minute, you know?”
Charlie weighed her words for a minute and then squeezed her hand. “Okay, I get it.”
Verna gave him a smile and headed out. She couldn’t help but think back to a year ago, when she, Charlie, Ben, and Rowan had all been to the dance together. How much she missed Rowan, and how drastically things could change in just a year.
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Verna thought of heading to the main courtyard, but on second thought, it would probably be too crowded for her purposes. She took a turn to the right instead and headed out from one of the side doors. It was dark outside, and the lanterns were lit. At first glance, it seemed like she was alone, but in the dim light, Verna quickly noticed a figure, smoking, and dressed in a shimmering black dress sat on one of the benches. She had an unmistakable orange streak in her hair. Verna wasn’t in the mood for this, so she resolved to turn and head back inside, when she accidentally kicked a rock, sending it flying across the yard. Of course the noise caught Merula’s attention. Because nothing ever seemed to go Verna’s way.
“Malinda?”
Reluctantly, Verna turned back around, to face her fully. “Merula.”
“What are you doing here?” Merula asked. She’d taken off her mask, and some of her mascara had smudged around her eyes. She looked pretty.
“I got tired of dancing,” Verna replied. Merula raised her eyebrow and patted the bench next to her.
Verna eyed her, suspiciously. “I was sort of hoping to be alone.”
“Well, I’m not leaving until I’ve finished smoking, so you better find another place to sulk, then.”
Verna rolled her eyes. She didn’t feel like finding another place, so she took a seat next to Merula.
“Why are you out here?” she asked.
“I wanted a smoke.”
“Obviously.”
“And I wanted to be alone, too,” Merula added and exhaled smoke.
“So why’d you ask me to stay?”
“Figured we could be alone together.”
Verna chuckled. She couldn’t help it. “Alright.”
They fell silent for a while. Verna thought of how Merula had kissed her not two weeks ago in a corridor in the dungeons, and how neither one of them had talked about it since. After a while, Merula stumped out her cigarette with her boot. Of course she was wearing boots with her dress.
“Do you want to dance?” she asked. Verna stared at her.
Merula waved a hand in front of her face. “Hello?”
Verna cleared her throat. “Dance? Here?”
“Why not?”
“There’s no music.”
“Lucky for you, I can fix that,” said Merula, and started to hum a slow melody.
“Merlin,” Verna said.
“Hey, you’re the one who helped me into the frog choir.”
“Alright, fine, let’s dance,” Verna agreed. “But no Celestina Warbeck.”
Merula laughed and got up. She extended a hand and Verna took it, following her.
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Merula pulled her along to the center of the small courtyard.
“You look pretty,” Verna said.
“Shut up.”
“I’m serious.”
Merula looked up at her and sighed. “Thank you, so do you.”
Verna smiled and Merula pulled her close. They looked at each other and Verna’s stomach kept doing somersaults. Slowly, they started to dance. It was something like a waltz but neither one of them cared much for the technicalities of getting it right. Merula started to hum the melody again. After a while, they were mostly just swaying, with Merula’s head against Verna’s shoulder.
“Hey,” she said and Merula looked up, falling silent. “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“I hate this holiday.”
“Clearly.”
“You know what, Malinda? You’re such a twit.”
Now it was Verna’s turn to laugh. “You’re dancing with a twit.”
Merula stopped in her tracks.
“Oh, come on,” Verna continued.
Merula glared at her. Verna assumed she was trying to come up with something witty to say, but instead, she grabbed her face and pulled her down into a kiss. Verna kissed her back, after all, it was what had been going through her mind on a loop ever since the Slytherin common room party a couple of weeks ago.
Merula pulled back slightly to look at her. Her expression had softened. “Happy Valentine's Day, Malinda,” she said, and kissed her again.
fin.
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Hello-Hello! I hope you doing alright. I was wondering how would the Lodge skeleton reacting seeing Mc at her work place in Dust coated? Like how Guns and Aces run in to her?
Well, you can assume Mc would be less willing to talk it out with them. Less hesitant to let her coworkers kick them out too, depending on who it is.
Prime Papyrus is the one she's most receptive to. She'll take his order, but still refuses any conversation deeper than asking for how each other is doing. It hurts a bit, but he's more than happy to hear that she and Dust are doing good, eases his SOUL.
Blue and Stretch are pretty much the same, except for a lot more reluctance from her. Civil at the most, but not extending far. Does nothing to ease them, but they won't do anything. Especially with her coworkers watching them like hawks with her unease.
Black, Edge, and Red wont even be able to get a word out before she's turning on her heels and escaping into the back. Much to their dismay.
Prime Sans she'd try, but ultimately retreat into the back because he just wouldn't leave her alone. He had his mind set and only will leave once she threatens to call Guns and Ace or her coworkers threaten the Guard.
Mutt is mostly more of what already happens. Tense and awkward civil conversation until the transaction is completed. Then they go their separate ways like nothing ever happened.
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MC: I don't know Jessy. It really sounds like he likes you.
Roxy: Whose Jessy?
MC: Shit wrong message! Sorry Roxy!
MC: Did you throw away the clown doll?
Cleo: What?
MC: Damn it wrong chat. Sorry Cleo!
MC: Question. What's the first thing I should learn to defend myself against a masked bird man?
Julius: I gotcha. *sends video about basic self-defense lessons*
MC: Not who I meant to send this to but this really helps! Thanks Julius!
Julius: Wait who did you mean to send it to?
MC: Ok I think I could get into better shape to avoid crow guy. At least enough to outrun him. Tips?
Dan: First you got to set your schedule and your limit, don't want to burn yourself out. *continues with tips*
MC: You're a life saver Dan! I meant to ask my gym trainer friend but I'm glad you had some great advice too!
MC: I swear that Crow's accomplice is more creepy than Crow themself.
Duskwood chat: *multiple users typing*
Jessy: ACCOMPLICE?
Dan: I knew it!
Thomas: When did you learn this?
Cleo: MC what accomplice?
MC: FUCK WRONG CHAT
Duskwood chat: *multiple users typing*
MC: Has there been any more raven markings? Do we know who Man Without A Face is targeting next?
Strangers: *multiple users typing*
Bernd: Who is the 'Man Without A Face'?
Anna: Oh my god.
Anna: Does that freak have another person helping him?!
Roxy: I can't deal with another psycho!
Valentin: I'm sure MC will explain. Also 'raven markings?'
Tim: For sure, we're missing something here. MC?
MC: FOR FUCK SAKE WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS! WRONG CHAT, DISREGARD THAT MESSAGE!
Strangers: *multiple users typing*
Julius: EXCUSE ME WRONG CHAT? HOW MANY MASKED FREAKS DO YOU KNOW?
Jake: I leave you alone for a bit and somehow you cause this much trouble in the group chat?
MC: Jake!
MC: You're online! Finally!
MC: Anyway I need to introduce you to Shadow. They'll probably be able to explain everything better than I can. I keep getting masked bird men and group chats mixed up.
Shadow: Hello! And true you have been struggling with that.
MC: Bright side. I haven't mixed up Hannah and Klara yet.
Shadow & Jake: YeT?!
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