In Minecraft, when my daughter starts messing with my buildings, I switch on creative and fill her house up with frogs.

It's funny because they are harmless, but noisy and annoying. And you have to kill each frog one by one to get rid of them.

(Turns out Zoglins will attack them, but she doesn't know that yet and neither do most other casual players.)

I was feeling especially petty after she decided she was going to do a bunch of "renovations" to the house I was building the other week.

So I crouched to hide my tag and tunneled under her house. Cleared out a huge room under it. Then I walled it off from the tunnel except for one block and chucked frogs in there for a few minutes until it couldn't hold any more and I blocked it off.

That way when she came to her house she heard the frogs, but didn't see any.

This annoyed her after a while. So she digs down to get the stupid frogs. And it releases a geyser of amphibians.

This girl loves to mess with me. So she decided that she was going to come live with me and take over my house since it didn't sound like frogs. Which was fine. I had my fun and I didn't want to tell her how to clear out frogs just yet.

But then she started redecorating.

So when she was out exploring or messing with villagers or whatever, I dug a pit under her bed and filled it with frogs.

Over the frog pit, I placed a zoglin.

Then I put the floor back together and replaced the bed. When she came back from exploring we turned survival back on. And I went out.

She tried to sleep in her bed. But there were monsters nearby. And she could hear those fucking frogs again. So she digs up the floor under the bed and ZOGLIN ATTACK!

This kills her because she's not ready. No sword in hand or armor or anything.

Because it was in her bedroom and she used her bed, it was her respawn point. Which meant every time she respawned, it was in her own bedroom with no weapons or armor and an angry zoglin who had her trapped in a death loop.

jack and race would start a fight club in middle school and davey would be the one trying to tell them not to do it because the teachers will catch them only to inadvertently tell them the best ways to do it without getting caught and then end up as the accidentally ringleader by being the one to make sure people are fighting as safely as possible so when the fight club finally gets broken up jack and race are absolutely enraged that not only is davey getting in trouble with them when davey really didn't want anything to do with it but also davey is getting all the credit for being the brains behind the operation.

i was bitten by killer croc on my way to school again today and my history teacher was super pissed off because i was a few minutes late because i had to patch up the bite so i wouldn't bleed out

every day i'm so sad we only got one chapter with these three as a trio.

i really have loved being in japan in general so far but most of my students are so fucking mean to me 😭😭 like they’re just so so sooo mean they parrot and mock me when i call someone’s name and laugh when i talk in general and it’s like how am i supposed to curry their favor or gain their respect when they are openly making fun of me from the second i walk into their classroom for the first time💀

Yo that’s crazy your middle school wouldn’t let you have water bottles. We were allowed to but it could only be water and they had to be see through because they had too many students sneaking alcohol into the school and getting drunk

Also in high school apparently a girl to came with a vibrator inside her and her friend had the remote and would use it on her randomly during the day. The teachers and admin knew about it but couldn’t do anything because they couldn’t prove it without major violations and probably worse

My middle school was fucking crazy. I had a math teacher who told me and all my class that we would never amount to anything and we we're all going to be homeless living in cardboard boxes and nothing happened to her 🤗. Because she was retiring the next year or something. They talked to about every kid in my class and we all said Yes That Happened.

They were also extremely detention heavy. Along with write-ups. It was an ongoing joke amongst me and other students they had a certain number of those they had to give out daily. I'm not joking when I say one kid got a write-up for forgetting a pencil.

I've been out of that middle school for years now. I met up with some kids before I moved at the playground who went and they STILL told me it was bad. My mom worked at a corner store and she also had kids always telling her that that middle school was fucking HORRIBLE. So it wasn't just Me

Also. Oh my God?? This is like when I hear people talk about kids masturbating in class. How are you guys doing that??? I guess whatever gets you through the day...

I have less highschool stories because. Well. Softmore year through senior year was COVID but once one of the principles in my public hs misgendered my friend who was out to the entire school (teachers included) and when I corrected him he went "we'll deal with that later". It's a situation that if I could go back in time I would've fucking chewed him out more for that.

Also, once, me and my friend Freddy before our last period (a study hall) were in the bathroom for ~10 minutes. We got out and went to class. The next day we both got called into the office with the principal because the bathroom "smelled like vape" and we were in there the longest. He then searched both our bags.

My dad was PISSED about this. It was for a lot of reasons but one of them was the fact they searched us without a female present, and he was also pissed off they searched us at all without anyone else in the room.

I had less to say about it. Again if I COULD go back I'd probably have doubled down and said they couldn't search my bag and that if they're going to I want one of my parents there. So that my mom or dad could rip them a new one because I've never even fuckin' TOUCHED a vape.

Also I got suspended for 3 days for something. I don't remember what. My parents called the Highschool over a detention I got that was such a bullshit excuse and they went "um well either he does the detention or we suspend him" so. I got suspended. As though that's like some law that a kid HAS to do the detention and it isn't their choice.

My online highschool has no stories because I was so depressed in that and I don't think I really actually Learned Anything. My grades TANKED and I had an insanely low GPA. I genuinely think I only graduated because they didn't have a GPA requirement

i’m enjoying dual destinies so much more than i thought i would

its incredibly funny to me at how bad phoenix is at dealing with people. like truly . ladys husband just died and phoenix is like "well ok that sucks :/ anyways can i ask you a lot of personal and invasive questions and also poke around your house ? lollll thanks <3"

Its so fucked up that i have to be studying for an exam and then doing the exam and then moving out of my dorm and then starting my job. I should be. Thinking about tabletop rpgs forever

no. there was no way. it couldn't be james.

she zoomed down to the ground, trying to catch him as he fell, but it was too late, his broom colliding against the wet soil of october.

"not james, not james, not james", she whispered, because if there was no james, there was a world without laughter, or love, or mischief.

because if there was no james, there was a world without the sun.

sirius rushed to their side, shaking, and lightly slapped James over the face. "prongs? prongs? prongs, wake up..." he flipped him over, and there was a thin streak of blood running down from james' hairline to his temple.

marlene jumped up and glared around her, turning her head around. "alright, which one of you motherfuckers did this?" her shout was almost animalistic as she pierced them all with her deep, brown eyes.

mulciber, bat in his hand, was grinning from ear to ear.

and marlene, driven by hot, pure, blind rage, ran towards him and her fist collided directly with his face. she felt his nose breaking right under her fingers, and, when she looked at her hand, both her fist and his face were red with thick, crimson blood.

guys what if i want to make my own apollo justice game.

more than half of all kids at my school (including me) got detention because we couldn't get the new uniforms because of the kite man situation. not sure how they'll do that when half of the school is still too damaged to use because of the fire

Damn u rlly got detention for not wanting ur school to get shot up

we really did it was bonkers. the protest was planned in advance and the school knew about it so teachers would gently remind us we would get in trouble if we walked out but very few actually discouraged it because, you know, they also didn’t like the idea of getting shot up. the whole thing went pretty well, the local news came to cover it, several students gave speeches, the names of some students and teachers who had recently died in school shootings were read off before a moment of silence, plans were made for further protests and walk outs on a larger scale that went successfully over the next few months. eventually our school principal came out and announced his support and also assured that no students would face disciplinary action for protesting. and then a bunch of us received disciplinary action for protesting. importantly though, not all of us did, seemingly an indiscriminately chosen group of attendees were apathetically punished and no further action, positive or negative, was ever taken. despite being a relatively small scale movement it was probably the biggest movement against gun violence (or for that matter anything remotely leftist) the whole region had seen, being in the red south. which isn’t directly related but does make it sting a little more that the only response was a few lunch detentions that didn’t stick on my permanent record.

okay what if normal gets revealed to be a trickster domain cleric and his "god" is scam likely.

The Goomba Who Sold the World AU

Through some cosmic fluke(or just an accident during 3 and 4′s SMG training) an average Goomba with an average life and average ambitions gains the ability to see the Code and use Commands.He doesn’t really do much with it at first, just experimenting with the Commands to see what they do and using them for some minor quality-of-life improvements.

Then he gets to thinking, if these powers can improve his life maybe they can improve other lives too. So he starts subtly changing more things, giving the people around him what he thinks they need in a seemingly selfless gesture. But it...doesn’t work? They’re not happy, despite (because of) the changes, and he doesn’t understand. They should be happy! They should be grateful! Can’t they see that things are better now?! So he doubles down, trying to find something in the Command list that’ll fix things. And then he finds it, way down at the bottom of the Last Resorts section.

[command]>Manual_Override: Characters who see User will obey User without question and defend User at all costs. Does not affect Guardians, Avatars, Administrators, or Outside Entities.

And just like his previous commands, he uses this one as quietly and subtly as possible, not wanting to be a leader(or so he tells himself) but willing to become one for the sake of his Better World.

All of his happens so quietly that it goes completely unnoticed by the crew until they see a broadcast showing The Goomba Who Sold The World telling everyone to Find Mario and the four SMGs, along with instructions on how His World is going to improve.

The only ones not affected besides them are Lil Coding(since it’s the manifestation of 3 and 4′s code so their protection extends to it), Melony(its the one good thing that came from her getting possessed by Niles) and Steve(his Minecraft Server is a separate universe that happens to be connected to the main one, and he didn’t get uploaded like the Newgrounds characters did. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it). And despite there being quite a few powerhouses in the group, it’s still them against Literally Everyone Else(or at least everyone who saw the broadcast), so they’re definitely not gonna have an easy time of it.

you should definitely start writing clapton fics cause i can barely find any on here. detention fandom is lowkey dead 😕😕

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okay so i didnt end up watching detention this weekend lmao BUT it's still sunday ☝🏽 if i can find it to watch on the tv, i will get on it 🫶🏽