god gave me epilepsy bc he knew if i could take uppers i would never stop rolling and ascend to godhood to beat his ass
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at the aquarium. god WILLING i will get to see some crustaceans
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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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i’ve been collecting patterned socks for 10 years. i have socks with cows, cats, chickens, dogs, manatees, dinosaurs, aliens, pelicans, sheep, bees, moose, but somehow no fish. can i even call myself gay anymore
about 12 hours before i plan to leave to visit the aquarium i have realized i don’t own nearly anything aquatic themed clothes which is bizarre and unacceptable. i almost exclusively wear things that are strange or themed in some way. i have a huge collection of strange earrings yet none of them are fish. what am i going to do
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about 12 hours before i plan to leave to visit the aquarium i have realized i don’t own nearly anything aquatic themed clothes which is bizarre and unacceptable. i almost exclusively wear things that are strange or themed in some way. i have a huge collection of strange earrings yet none of them are fish. what am i going to do
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Swords rated by sexiness:
Broadsword <- Not for me but I guess if you're into bears
Rapier <- This one’s sexy but like a little too sexy. I wouldn't approach a rapier at a bar
Longsword <- Handsome but boring. Almost too boring to mention
Flamberge <- Huge show-off, kinda want to knock the flamberge down a peg, but in a sexy way
That’s all the swords I know thanks for coming
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Right now, Baxter is sitting on Mordred's roof, hissing at Aelwyn's 15 cats and the butter gummies
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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.
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