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danielarlngton · 2 years

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How sweet the sound of severance; Deep is the gouge of your flesh. You howl the scream of a child unborn, the gnarled hand of an empty womb reached up to take you back. What is an angel with no wings, if not a man who screams for mercy at the sky? The cradle of your mouth once a home for my praise, the curse of your tongue now the bite of a knife. Bleed the grief from my veins, my love; paint the hollows of your ribs with my tears. Make for yourself a home in which your father weeps, O, Architect. From the rot of my bones, and the leather of my flesh, build for yourself a cage of unexpressed torment. Fathers are only fathers when they break that which has been bestowed; Know, if nothing else, that you are my son, for the ivory jut of your coracoid bone, is at once a knife a spear a stone. How soft the bed in which I lay; far above where you now rest. Downy feathers from the wings I plucked, under my cheek, a soft caress. Heady is the taste of devotion, the grit of Adam's rib on my tongue, You played the part of the wanderer, boy, now look at all the grief you've won. Carved from me is the nucleus of you, an entwining that shall never be undone; When you look at the heavens, you see a love unraveled, But when I look at the earth, I see only my son. Wail the song of the damned, my love; Hell hath become the Sinner's stage. Sing your anguish to the fabrics of the sky, until all of Holy Heaven tastes your rage. One day, you will find your place again, and on your knees will you beg. A boy returned home with pockmark scars ready to have his feathers plucked again.

the death of the firstborn (exodus 11) {for @malinaa} // j.s.

#Um. Holy shit.#my writing #poem #poetry #religious imagery #mine #spilled ink #au where god feels bad about kicking satan out of heaven???#lol. holy shit #anyways i saw this pic and thought you might like this #mwah <3 #theologically incorrect christianity (hehe)#christianity #yes i know one line is not italicized. tell tumblr that.

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death-rebirth-senshi · 25 days

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I knew there was a lot of me in Hollow Knight but I wasn't expecting to find quite that many.

Caught between "I should've come here asap to get that dash" (I think I've gotten around every dark thingy at this point) and "I came at the perfect time because I can just teleport out of here".

Love that there's a cooldown and how that's visually presented

#me vs hollow knight #um. Holy Shit.

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prettyboybun · 9 months

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I am genuinely always thinking about being one of a pair of subs. I'm the obedient bunny, he's the bratty puppy.

Our dom has us kneel for him in the living room after having teased us all day. "Alright, listen, sweet things. I know you're all riled up for me, but I need to go to the store. When I get back, I'll use you both properly, okay?"

We nod, my pup partner squirming already, wiggling his hips. Our dom continues, "You are NOT to touch yourselves until I get back. Got it?"

I nod sweetly, and get my hair ruffled affectionately in return. My sub partner, on the other hand, bites his lip with a glint in his eye, nodding slowly. You could almost hear the cogs turning. Our dom partner gives him a look, but inevitably ruffles his hair as well. "Okay. I'll be back soon, I promise."

We sit still and kneel in the living room until the front door closes and we hear him driving away. Suddenly, my partner pounces on top of me. He's already rutting against my thigh and pressing kisses all over my face and neck.

"B-But," I gasp, "Sir, he said to- He wants us to-"

"I know, baby boy, but I need you so bad right now, he's not gonna have to know," He says, against my neck, "You like this, don't you?"

I groan, "Yes, of course I do, I want you so bad... but I wanna be good for sir..."

"Just don't touch yourself, sweetheart. That's what he said, right? Don't touch yourselves? I'm sure that means I can touch you."

I ponder it for a little bit. Eventually, I nod, biting my lip. I'm still unsure if this is going against sir's wishes, but feeling my puppy boyfriend rutting against me, lips on my neck... It just feels too good after a whole morning of teasing and denial.

Puppy leans up and whispers in my ear, "Good boy." I shiver, hairs standing on end.

I let him manhandle me roughly into the position he wants, which turns out to be frotting our tdicks together. I'm laying on the floor, pinned, whimpering, feeling a little guilty at technically disobeying, but mostly lost in the pleasure.

My puppy looks down at me and says, "Don't cum, either, bunny. You have to wait til sir gets back for that one, definitely."

I nod, breathless. Then I open my eyes and look at him questioningly, "What about you?"

He smirks and rakes his claws down the center of my chest, leaving four pretty red scratches. I moan, and he says, "I can take whatever he's gonna dish. Don't you worry your pretty little head- After all, who's making the rules right now?"

I whimper, "Y-You, sir."

"Good boy."

We stay like that, him roughly grinding into me as I whine and moan beneath him. Eventually, though, the door opens, and I gasp and try to squirm out of my puppy's grip. We weren't supposed to still be playing when he got back. But puppy isn't relenting, he's still rocking his hips sharply against me.

"What do we have here?" Our dom says, a little amused. He surely would have guessed this would happen.

Puppy grunts as he continues grinding on me, "Welcome back, sir." I look at him and he's looking him dead in the eyes, smirking.

"Oh, puppy. Just couldn't wait, could you?" Sir sets down the grocery bags on a table, and walks over and picks pup off me with ease.

I start scrambling to sit up, but my dom presses his boot to my chest and gently lays me back down. "Still, bun, stay here. Let me deal with our boy and then I'll be back for you, okay?" I nod, looking up at him with soft eyes. "There's a good boy."

For a little while, behind me, I hear struggling, teasing, and soft moans. Then, my dom comes back over to me and lifts me up into his arms, walking us over to his armchair. This is when I see that our puppy is tied up spread open on the couch, gagged, but noticeably drippy and empty. Sir sits me down in his chair on his lap, facing puppy.

"Spread your legs, bunny," He murmurs into my ear. I do as he asks immediately, earning a quiet, "Good boy..." In response.

I turn my head to look at him and start saying, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean to disobey, I-"

He shushes me, petting my hair, "Oh, bunny, that's not your fault. I know you need touched, puppy just decided that it was his responsibility to do so. Isn't that right, pup?"

Puppy says something in snarky defiance, surely, muffled against his gag. "Exactly. I know you're my good boy, bun. That's why I'm gonna overstimulate you on my lap right now while your pup watches and can't do anything about it." My eyes widen, starry. I see that sir is smirking at puppy. Our pup squirms and growls against his bonds.

I lean back against our dom's chest, also looking at puppy as I begin to have my tdick touched, softly at first. Then, he applies pressure, making me moan quietly. Teasingly, he uses his fingers to spread my bunnycunt open on display at pup.

"Doesn't he look so pretty like this, puppy?" At this point, our pup is ravenously trying to get out of his bonds, but he's tied up too tightly. Sir adopts a fake pity tone as he says, "Aw, I know, puppy. You just wanna use him so bad, don't you?"

Sir plunges a finger inside me and curls it, making me gasp and moan loudly, "That's it, good bunny. Let every sound out, I want him to hear how good I make you feel."

I do as he asks, making obscene sounds as his fingers fuck in and out of me, thumb circling my tdick. He growls gently in my ear, "You need to tell me when you're close, okay, bunny?"

"I- um- I'm close sir, so close for you, sir," I babble, already feeling so overwhelmed with sensation.

"Cum for us, bunny. Cum all over my fingers." I clench down and shudder, crying out and cumming all over his hand. He doesnt take his fingers out, but he gives me a little bit of time to breathe before he starts fucking me again.

Eventually, I cum the same way again. Then a third, and a fourth time, stacking them back to back against each other. After I've cum five times, I'm absolutely spent. He takes his fingers out, cleans them off, and pets my hair and shoulders, letting me slump against him bonelessly.

Our puppy has given up on getting out of his restraints, but he's whining softly, looking at us with big eyes. Sir motions for me to kneel down on the floor, and I do so, a little slumped.

He walks over to puppy and plays with his dripping hole as he says, "Good boy, good puppy. You took that so well, I know that was difficult. Are you ready for your reward?" Puppy nods, frantically. "Come here, bunny, kneel in front of him."

I happily crawl over, kneeling in front of my pup, smiling softly at him. Sir takes his gag out and says, "Tell him what you want, pup. Nicely, if you would, our boy is a little overwhelmed as you might imagine."

"Pl... Please suck my tdick, bunny."

I oblige, glad to have him down my throat. He throws his head back and moans as I start to flick my tongue. Sir teases his nipples for a while, watching me service him. "Such good boys, both of you. You're both so good for me, I'm so proud of you, so proud to be your owner."

Eventually, sir takes my head and starts fucking my mouth on puppy's dick. Puppy moans louder than ever, babbling about how good it feels, thanking us both. Sir fucks my throat on it harder, growling, "That's it. Take it, take it, both of you."

I moan into his tdick, sending loud vibrations straight through him. Puppy jerks his hips up in time with my mouth bobbing on him, crying out, "Sir, I'm gonna cum!"

"Cum for me, puppy, cum down his throat," I can hear sir whisper in his ear. Pup cums explosively down my throat, covering my face in it.

Sir gently pulls my head off, as I stare off in a subspace daze. Puppy is panting, as our dom makes quick work of untying him, "Good boys. You're both so good for me, took that all so well."

He lies puppy back on the couch against him, and motions for me to lay on him as well. I jump up, eager to get snuggled after all that intense play, and he chuckles sweetly at me. Sir pets my hair when I get nestled into his embrace, "Good boy, there you go. Much better, love having both my sweet boys in my arms."

Puppy leans up to kiss me gently on the forehead. They both keep praising me and each other, and I deliver slurred praise back where I can, eventually drifting off peacefully in their safe embrace.

#☀️overstim #☀️bunny #dom thoughts in this post brought to you by 💡- subby stuff is me rhfnbdmsbdkjd #☀️pubby #☀️mine #☀️bound #☀️displayed #☀️group #sorry for how fuckimg LONG this got holy shit #anyways this has been my number 1 fantasy for SO LONG.... it's insane how long this has been in my brain #(and um. likewise how often the system plays with this concept for ourselves. esp with me ⚡️ & 💡)

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a-wondering-thought · 3 months

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when Sally said "this is not a negotiation. the only question is how ugly you are gonna make it” and then Hades with “this only ends one way. the only question is how difficult you make it” THE PARALLELS IM GOING FERAL HERE

#HOLY SHIT #um no rick you cant do this to me?#you sick bastard #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson show #grover underwood #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #annabeth pjo #percy and annabeth #hades pjo #sally jackson #sam screams into the void

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monothemime · 5 months

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Thank you for 100 followers!

#tadc oc #tadc caine #mono the mime #Off the record #holy shit i genuinely didnt think this would pass 50 followers #let alone 100 #um i guess if we reach 200 i will make? a surprise? for you all?#yeah anyways im going to bed

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silverware-is-interesting · 1 month

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i think something went wrong with my copy of krita.

ik it's like, really blurry, but i have a video version that's better quality, so i'll put that under the cut for anyone who want's to see it (there's no audio)

uh, yeah, the editing program i use really messes with the quality-

here. have the og image i drew for this too

#silverware's art #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #kinito fanart #this was only meant to be an image but ig i wanted to make it a gif :/#i was thinking about making an ms paint version of this but... i didn't wanna-#anyways um. yeah. i guess i had fun doing this?? not really. but yk. it's alright #also holy shit why do people like my designs-#i think some of them are pretty eh honestly-#eh. you don't question things like this. i've found #wdym the hand is backwards? nuh-uh. no it's not (i only realized after it was finished-)

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angelogistics · 6 months

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bestows the highest honor upon beloved characters (lion dance AU)

#one piece #opfanart #roronoa zoro #zoro op #blackleg sanji #sanji op #lion dance #zosan #hey ok so see how i tagged this zosan um . teehee . i need 2 draw them being gay alr thats next on the list #zoro mainly tails btw (for sanji) but occasionally he'll do head i think he would really like jowga and sanji would do futsan #but like for the ladies he would be hoksan do you understand ..... um im insane about lion dance <3 anyway #myart #zoro probably shouldnt be wearing his earrings if hes in lion but well . one of my teammates does and hes fine so its chill #hei tui is extraordinarily pretty i really love how he came out ....#i thiiiink sanji would be a huangzhong and zoro would be the um whatshisface ZHAO YUN hes so zhao yun #oh fuck luffy is absolutely liu bei HOLY SHIT WAIT THAT WORKS SO WELL >???? HES NAME SO CLOSE im freaking out omfg

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firstofficerkittycat · 9 months

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what if we lived thru an incomprehensible war and we were both boygirls idk

song: I am the antichrist to you - kishi bashi

#thoschei #doctor who #my edit #tensimm #twissy #spydoc #also pls there is an extended version of the song and holy fucking shit #one day we made them into figurines burned them all with all my favourite things #hello????HELLO????????#it's them #um I worked really hard on the timing I'm using an app that makes it kind of hard and tumblr also puts videos slightly out of sync #so I tried my best to compensate hope it's ok and sorry if it's not

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apatheticrobots · 4 months

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i'll make it worth your while~

#little shop of horrors #little shop #lsoh #lsoh twoey #audrey ii #audrey 2 #sal art #so um. guess what i saw at Westside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#holy shit. oh my god. jesus christ #ive never seen a professional production before #and like more power to the volunteers/students whose productions i HAVE seen #by god they did their best considering the challenge this show presents #BUT THE SHEER SCOPE OF THE OFF-BROADWAY ONE???????????????#first of all i have to shout out to everyones vocal performances because they were absolutely stellar #it was corbin bleu and constance wu and i had no idea the latter could sing?? but she killed it as audrey #AND AARON A. HARRINGTON AS TWOEY.................MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE RAAAANGE HE HAS IT ALL #but with that said #Jesus Christ The Puppetry Was Fucking Otherworldly #no pun intended i swear #like. again the volunteer performances did so well considering #but the sheer breadth of the skill difference between them and the professionals #GOD!!!!! GOD.#SHE HAD SO MUCH LIFE. SO DYNAMIC. AND SHE WAS *SILLY*#a lot of twoey's mannerisms were like a combination between a snake and a cat and it was delightful every time #in her final stage especially she had all these little like. head tilts and minute reactions to things #and it just made her feel so ALIVE.#her full-bodied laughs mean everything to me #EVEN WHEN CORBIN WAS DOING THE HANDHELD SHE WAS SILLY!!!!!!! ya never know funniest fucking choreo EVER #UGH ive said enough. ive said enough. i will talk until my tags start getting deleted if i keep going so ill leave it there

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rrat-king · 1 month

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need yall all to know im deeply insane about the last episode and its lesbian implications

#KRISTEN MADE OUT WITH GERTIE #(which. how did no one else see that coming the second i saw her i was like. hmm yep yeah)#AND TRACKER STILL HAS FEELINGS #(and. a fucking type holy shit with nara being impulsive as hell)#i’m insane #i’m forming polycules in my mind you wouldn’t even understand #((also um. every episode emily axford tempts me closer towards applefaeth))#WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIG WANTS TO SEE HER NAKED #i’m chill i’m chill i’m chill i’m chill i’m chill #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees

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lucyvaleheart · 2 months

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Psst ... you're cute 😉😉😘

I-!! H-hi!! I. I'm.... T-that, um-

T.... T-thank you, miss, um- I. I.... Y-you're extremely pretty yourself, um-!! I-

#oh my god what has happened to my notes what have you done to me #and more importantly #can you do it to me in dms too #AHEM anyway hi holy fucking shit my low mood just got blasted to fucking kingdom come i #......h-hi 👉👈#Um- i-#oh goddess above I'm. I. This is so much all at once I don't know what to do about this-#(please by all that is holy do not mistake that for a complaint I would quite literally beg on my knees for it to continue if you ordered m #I mean asked)#....asked.*#.....a-anyway

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ellena-asg · 7 months

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#h50 #McDanno #danny williams #steve mcgarrett #7x03 #McDanno touching #dorks hungry for love #in front of suspect's salad #Steve: Let's pretend we're professional #Danny: Yeah we're at work and something something #Steve: He need to see that we um...#Danny: That we're serious cops and he's in serious trouble!#Suspect: What the f... Are they...?! Oh yeah they are! Holy shit they're good at it. Fucking professionals

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tacktheyak · 8 months

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hsrjvaukxeubdrjcd?

HDTTDHKFJXTICTEGGDBSICFJSYBZYKD????????!!???!?!???!???!!!!!!!??

#the amazing digital circus #THE UNGODLY NOISES IM MAKING RIGHT NOW #HOLY SHIT #DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS????#Um uhh if you wanna see the post go to glitches channel #On their community page #holy cannoli

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feral-enfield-named-rowan · 1 month

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life is really fucked up, actually. Indescribable and fucked up.

Kids, not 30 or 25 or even 21, fighting battles too big for them too often. Teens helping each other through mental illness and abuse and family problems alone. Young adults watching as death counts rack up for their age or even their younger siblings age. Children caring more about global conflicts than the countries involved and adults trying to speak louder than the ignorants with megaphones.

and at the same time, kids dance and play with their friends. Teens send each other memes or stupid messages. Young adults buy themselves ice cream for the first time while out walking in summer. Their younger sibling rants to them about a book they just read. Children draw and explore a world so large it cannot all be seen in a lifetime. Adults make connections they thought impossible and notice the beauties of life unnoticed before.

leaves change and crops ripen and storms brew and trees fall and animals die and are born and life cascades in an ever changing symphony of life and death and peace and destruction. People dream for the first time and people dream for the last. Lavender blooms and a bird learns to fly as a deer decays and an oak rots and yet we still live.

and that’s amazing and terrible and confusing and explorable and depressing and energizing and ultimately just so…indescribable.

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uncanny-tranny · 5 months

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You can use an aluminum crochet hook on a cold day, but watch out!

#art #fiber art #crochet #holy shit this hook is so cold 😨#this winter isn't going to be kind on my hand joints. i already felt them locking up at work and i felt so tilted about it #it feels like you've got a -20% dexterity debuff immediately. like in a video game. but it's your body so *you* can feel it #the great thing about video games is that you don't feel what your character is feeling. unless you're Cursed #anyway. guess who has aluminum crochet hooks. and doesn't have good (or much at all...) heating in my room.#also it's really hard for me to pronounce aluminum the american way now that my ear is attuned to the english way #al-oo-min-ee-um... a-lume-in-um... bruh both of these pronunciations suck. maybe the issue is that it's called aluminum

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primus-why · 1 year

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I really love the headcanon that, to tfa warbuilds, challenging an authority figure can also be seen as flirting.

I especially love to imagine Optimus' crew having to temporarily team up with Megatron to take down a threat, and as the leaders continue to butt heads over tactics/protocol, all the 'Bots are like "omg so scary poor Optimus 😣" while the 'Cons are like "omg get a room already 🙄"

#megop #tfa #like i wanna see Megs confront OP in a hallway and they get into a verbal spat #Ratchet is looking on warily until Strika comes up and says something like ''heh. young love amiright?''#which prompts a convo about Decepticon culture #later Ratch is talking to OP privately like ''there's no right or wrong answere here... but...... do you uh. have an Interest in someone?''#''possibly someone on this very ship?''#and OP is like ''??? um??? not any serious interest if that's what you mean??? why???''#and Ratch is like ''oh no reason! but that's good! yup its all good. dont worry about it.''#but then another argument ensues and Ratch watches closely and he finally comes to the conclusion that Megs Definitely wants to frag #and OP.......... doesn't seem all that aware of that fact.#so he has to lay it out for him the next night #cue Op panicking because ''holy shit me??? the Leader of the cons wants to frag ME????? why??''#''we've been nothing but antagonistic this whole time! i would have thought he hated me!''#ratch: ''according to strika if he'd hated you he would have squashed you like a beetle by now if that's of any help.''#''not really but thanks ratchet''

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